Summoned for My Lewd Talent
“You have been summoned here due to your talent for lechery.”
“Pardon?”
What the hell was this woman saying?
The goddess Ilisia standing before me delivered the words in a completely emotionless, businesslike tone, her expression unchanging. Was this goddess actually the deity of sex or lust or something? She didn't give off even a hint of that vibe. Her body was killer, though.
“Th-that... talent for lechery...?”
Maybe I was misunderstanding, so I asked cautiously to confirm.
“Lewd talent, that is.”
“.....”
“It refers to the ability to explore copulation and pleasure in ways that go beyond mere human reproduction. Is there any part you don't understand?”
“I... understand.”
This woman—no, this goddess—said it without so much as blinking. Her blue eyes held an intensity more serious than anyone's I'd ever seen. This was incredibly confusing.
I'd suddenly fallen asleep and woken up in another world. And now a goddess with a sexy figure but a soldier-like tone of voice had appeared out of nowhere to tell me, 'You've been summoned for your lewd talent.' What the hell did “lewd talent” even mean? Lechery itself was such a vague, ambiguous concept. There were plenty of people in the world way hornier than me. And if I had to pick between softcore and hardcore, I'd probably lean soft. Maybe.
If such a talent really existed, I'd be middling at best either way. For pure sex appeal, wouldn't it make more sense to grab a succubus or incubus? No idea where I scored points for this. Maybe there was a rural quota or a slot for regular folks in the summoning bylaws.
“So, does that mean I can use my talent freely here from now on?”
“Here...? Hahaha!”
Ilisia covered her mouth lightly with her hand and let out a cold laugh. Oh shit, not the heaven-spread-human-orgy-where-I-bang-everyone plot?
“You say amusing things. And I can sense unpleasant emotions stirring in your head.”
“S-sorry.”
“Indeed, don't even dream of it. If you commit even the slightest vulgar act in this sacred place, I could reduce you to a handful of ash right now.”
“...I'll keep that in mind. So, what exactly am I supposed to do?”
“Someone else will explain from there. Luis! I know you're hiding. Come out and explain.”
Ilisia turned her head and called out. I naturally followed her gaze. Several women were fidgeting behind a pillar.
—D-don't push me! Y-you guys come out too!
—What are you talking about, Luis? Hurry up and go! The goddess only called you!!!
—Yeah, you're the representative. Just you go!
—Y-you... traitors!! We all did this together...
“Luis!”
“Eek!!!!”
At Ilisia's shout, a goddess suddenly bolted out from behind the pillar and scurried over with quick steps. She had blonde seaweed-like hair reaching nearly to her waist, her delicate features clustered cutely on a small face. She wore a white one-piece dress cinched at the waist with a single strap—the fabric looked incredibly soft. It wasn't as revealing as Ilisia's outfit, but the off-shoulder top and miniskirt hem made it plenty sexy in its own right. Like angel cosplay straight out of porn. The other goddesses peeking from behind the pillar wore similar getups.
“L-Lower goddess Luis, at your command, Goddess.”
“No need for such formality, Luis. Isn't this the human who will become your proxy? I can only handle the summoning. Explain the rest.”
“Y-yes...! U-um... I-I understand........”
The seaweed-haired goddess called Luis looked extremely flustered. She clasped her hands politely in front of her, bowing repeatedly, not knowing what to do with herself. Proxy? What was that?
Luis took a moment to steady her breathing, then put on a serious face and addressed me. Her ears were still red.
“Human, what's your name?”
“Lee Ha-jin.”
“Right, Ha-jin. Listen well; I'll explain.”
Luis took a deep breath and suddenly launched into rapid-fire rap-mode.
“Ha-jin. You were summoned to this world to become my proxy. A proxy is someone who carries out the missions given by their goddess. You'll leave this place, the 'Gods' Space,' and head to the mortal world to complete my missions. For reference, the mortal world here is what you'd call a fantasy world by your world's common sense. Just keep that in mind. And soon, your physical body for the mortal world will be ready, and you'll be summoned down. You'll learn the details then... um. That's it.”
Luis finished her breathless explanation. It was like she had no intention of taking questions—the vibe reminded me of the department TA at my old university. But she'd skipped something important.
“So... you mean I'm getting missions because of my lewd talent?”
Luis's face stiffened for a split second.
“Y-yeah.”
“I'm not quite getting that part...”
“Th-that can wait!”
“Luis, you know the rules, don't you? Don't try to dodge it—speak plainly without lies. A goddess and her proxy must be bound by absolute trust, without a shred of deceit. Why beat around the bush?”
Ilisia pressed from the side, and Luis's face flushed red again. Perfect. With the boss breathing down her neck, I'd gotten confirmation. Time to fire off my direct questions. I had more than one or two curiosities.
“...I research the p-pleasure from human r-reproductive acts... and various s-sexual relationships between humans.... And your lewd aura f-form was p-perfectly suited to my criteria. So... I'll send you to the mortal world... to appeal to the opposite sex with an attractive body... or evoke various emotions... or... alter common sense... and through c-copulation, gather research data.....”
Luis's voice trailed off to a near-whisper. Her head drooped lower, eyes darting away. It was so frustrating I cut in.
“And if I gather it?”
“I'll collect the data and conduct the research...”
“So how do I report the research data? Does Your Holiness descend to the mortal world, or do I come back here?”
“Y-yeah, that's right! I'll descend periodically. You can report then.”
“Luis, is that necessary? Your space mirror can link to your proxy. Can't you observe human copulation in real-time for research anytime?”
“..........”
“R-right..! Y-yeah!! I forgot for a moment...”
A bolt of lightning crashed through my mind.
The big picture was coming together. My brain spun like a boy detective's.
From the earlier conversation, it seemed Ilisia had used her power to summon me—probably for this lower goddess Luis. Unlike Ilisia, Luis was extremely shy about sex. What pure “sex life research”? Her intentions were blatantly impure. And crucially, she'd just tried to hide that real-time sex viewing was possible. Like a teen desperate not to get caught by her parents... She wasn't the least bit aboveboard.
The conclusion was obvious to anyone.
This goddess planned to send me out as her proxy and use me as masturbation fodder while peeping on my sex life. What a total pervert.
I stared at Luis with an indifferent gaze that said I see right through you. Her face turned redder than ever. Ilisia might not get it, but Luis clearly realized just how embarrassing this was.
Her intent—'I summoned you to secretly watch and jerk off to you'—had been exposed to the subject herself. And forced out by a third party, no less.
Damn, if it were me, I'd already be jumping off the roof. Luis's lips formed a tight “ㅅ” shape, trembling. Her eyes were starting to glisten.
Oh, this was bad. As the proxy, I needed to maintain a good relationship as long as possible. Time to gently coax her.
“I... Luis, may I say one thing?”
“..........Go ahead.”
“I... put on a brave front in front of Ilisia, but honestly, I'm really nervous... Knowing someone as beautiful as you will be watching my s-sex...”
I relaxed my expression like I'd been holding back, speaking timidly. As I fidgeted shyly, Luis peeked up at me from her bowed head. I deliberately averted my eyes and blushed.
Luis stared at me for a moment, then spoke.
“...What?”
“W-well, isn't it? Thinking of someone as gorgeous as a goddess watching my sex... I-I'm sorry, but it's hard to hold back...”
“H-hard to hold back? Wait, what did you just say?”
“...That I was pretending not to be nervous?”
“No, after that.”
“That you're pretty and beautiful...”
“Hmph... Yeah... Pretty, huh...”
Luis looked up at me with slightly upturned eyes. With our height difference of over 20cm, she had to tilt her chin. Her sparkling eyes were so cute I wanted to bite her, but I kept blushing and looking away bashfully. Watching me, Luis gradually straightened up, crossing her arms. She was regaining control. Fast recovery.
“Not bad for a human—you've got an eye. S-so... specifically, where?”
“Sp-specifically? I don't know if it's because of my talent, but in a bit of a naughty way...”
“Just say it.”
After a brief pause, Luis prodded. I let my gaze roam her body as I began explaining.
“Your slim, pretty shoulders are fully exposed in that outfit—it's so alluring. It naturally shows your cleavage, which draws the eye... But above all, your legs are insanely sexy... They make me so hard.....”
“H-h-hard...”
I could almost hear Luis gulp. She savored my words, her eyes tracing the points I'd mentioned, then unconsciously uncrossed her arms and let her hands glide softly from her hips down her thighs. A favorite spot, huh? Praising her legs had hit home especially.
“Mmm... I see...”
“......”
“Yeah......”
Luis gazed up at me, her cheeks lightly flushed. We hesitated, our eyes meeting and parting several times. Then she pursed her lips thoughtfully for a few seconds of silence. Suddenly, a sweet voice I'd never heard before slipped out.
“So... if I turn you on that much... you might not be able to hold back...?”
Gasp. Bad for the heart. I'd meant to hand over initiative, not create this pink-tinted scenario. But given her impure summoning intent, just tossing the ball her way had her spiking it right back loaded with desire.
This horny goddess was cutely phrasing, 'If you say you want to fuck me, I'll let you.'
The bar was so low it was suspicious, but this sugar-sweet air? 100% certain. And when a woman spells it out like this, teasing would be rude. Normally I'd savor dragging it out, but she was a goddess, after all. I opened my mouth to affirm.
That's when.
“Okay, enough of the honey-dripping scene.”
The goddesses who'd been hiding behind the pillar earlier were now strolling over one by one.