Chapter 56: Please Fuck My Wife (2)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 56: Please Fuck My Wife (2)
Twilight had settled over the Imperial Capital of the Thousand-Year Empire.
It was the time when people passing through the streets would head home, lighting fires for dinner as the sounds of warm, cheerful voices rose.
However, in my mansion, the lights were being extinguished one by one, and everyone was hurrying away to parts unknown.
Now, the only people left in the mansion were me, Helena, Natalia, and Matthias.
"Why are you taking the luggage out?"
"They aren't people."
"O-oh. I suppose that is true."
As usual, I reached into the bodice of Sitri, who was nestled in my arms.
I massaged Sitri’s breasts, which boasted a demonic sensation today as well, and fell into thought for a moment.
"Haaah..."
In fact, I had also tasked Matthias with investigating Valeria.
The result was that the Valeria I originally knew and the Valeria of this world were almost identical.
From her overbearing way of speaking to her reckless personality, and even her taste for bullying others and enjoying their suffering.
'The Valeria of the original work was a typical, and therefore even more vicious, villainess...'
In Milfgard, Valeria was an enemy that the protagonist, Luan, had to overcome.
She was a character who served as a sort of mid-boss.
Furthermore, she was a character who was a total bitch from birth, without even a backstory explaining that she actually had her own circumstances.
"Ahhh... but... you have ended up dealing with such a woman..."
"I have. It’s something I’ve anticipated ever since I came to the Imperial Capital in my brother's place..."
"Hng... fufu, so, are you afraid...?"
"As if."
As if to show off, I slid my hand between Sitri’s legs.
Today, too, the smooth yet plump sensation wet my fingers.
"Haaahhh...!"
"Don't worry, Sitri. Have you ever heard this saying?"
"Wh-what...?"
"There may be trials, but there is no failure."
"Nnggh...!"
As I rubbed her clitoris and poked her G-spot, Sitri’s body trembled violently as she came.
Mm, her condition is excellent today as well.
"Mwah... haah..."
I spent the remaining time kissing Sitri.
Finally, the closed door of the consultation room opened, and Helena appeared.
"Young Master. Lady Valeria has arrived."
"Alright. Sitri?"
"Nng... can you not do it a little more...?"
"Haha, I'm sorry, but please bear with it for a bit longer. I'll give you plenty of love later."
"I understand..."
After letting Sitri go from my arms, I immediately began assigning positions.
Matthias was to guide Valeria.
Helena was to lead Valeria's guards and servants.
And finally, Natalia, who was dressed more beautifully than ever before.
Just as I was thinking that all that remained was to face Valeria... Helena left me with one final remark.
"However... Lady Valeria has arrived with her husband."
"Huh? Her husband? Why?"
"I could not ascertain that much. My apologies, Young Master."
"Don't be sorry. I can find that out myself. Then, I'll leave it to you, Teacher."
"Yes, Young Master."
Hmm, her husband.
Why would Valeria bother bringing her husband to see me?
'No... is she coming to see Natalia, not me?'
My heart was pounding for the first time in a while.
With interest, expectation, and excitement for an unknown woman.
It was at that moment, as I was stroking the black hair of Natalia, who was sitting beside me.
—Knock, knock.
"Young Master, I have brought Lady Valeria."
"Bring her in."
"Yes."
Finally, the greatest bi—no, the most difficult woman in this country appeared before me.
...With a strangely frail-looking husband trailing behind her.
*
"It is truly an honor to meet you again, Lady Valeria. It is also an honor to meet your husband, Sir Mikhail."
Though I held no official position, I was still a proper noble of the Empire.
When I offered a polite greeting with a natural smile, the husband, Mikhail, immediately returned the gesture.
"N-nice to meet you. By the way... as the rumors say..."
"Oh? Are there rumors about me?"
"Ah, no... that... ah, it's nothing..."
Hmm... for some reason, he’s much more timid and weak than Matthias's report suggested.
'Is it because he's from a family of low-ranking officials...?'
Valeria was, quite literally, the daughter of a family that stood above all but one.
However, her husband, Mikhail, was a partner of much lower status.
Normally, a marriage like this wouldn't happen, but that was exactly why the marriage between Valeria and Mikhail was possible.
Setting aside the trivial political reasons, to put it simply:
Because of her rotten personality, the only person who would marry Valeria—the problem child of the Duke's family—was Mikhail, who came from a low-ranking family and had terrible luck.
—Crack!
"Ugh...!"
As soon as Valeria suddenly stepped on his foot, Mikhail let out a groan along with a sound like a bone snapping.
Crazy. You shouldn't step on a foot like that with high heels.
However, Valeria glared at Mikhail with a face that felt murderous.
"Who told you to step forward before me?"
"I-I'm sorry. Kugh..."
"It's not over yet. We'll talk again at home."
Yet, even in the midst of this, Mikhail was looking at me.
His strangely sparkling gaze was... as if he were evaluating me... or perhaps admiring me...
By the way, what exactly are the rumors about me...?
Thanks to that, I couldn't move rashly and was just thinking, when Valeria took a step toward me with a smile that even felt poisonous.
"Nice to meet you, Young Master Konstanz. Your name was Leon, right?"
"...Yes, that's correct."
"Right. I'm sure I don't need to introduce myself."
Not only did she immediately drop the formalities, but Valeria also sat in my seat—the seat of the master of this space.
'Ha... this bitch...'
However, as a gentleman, I couldn't point out a lady's rudeness.
It wasn't yet time to beat the grass and startle the snake.
But... why was Natalia approaching Valeria...?
"It's been a long time, Lady Valeria."
"Oh my~ is that really Natalia? You've become unrecognizably pretty. I heard not long ago that you were a fat pig shut up in your bedroom. I guess you're living shut up in this room now?"
"Yes. I am currently living here with my Master."
I could feel a cold sweat running down my spine.
No matter how fearless or reckless she was, Natalia was once the Sword Princess known to everyone in the country.
Poking at the old wounds of such a swordsman and warrior was a situation where it wouldn't be strange to have a blade shoved into one's throat.
However, Natalia instead showed a soft smile.
"What? Why are you laughing?"
"Fufu, I was just thinking... that Lady Valeria is the same as ever."
"Really? What part of me is the same as ever?"
"Shall I say it's your poor character, which doesn't match your noble birth? Fufu."
"Aha... is that so...?"
Valeria glared with her eyes wide, like a viper that was truly enraged.
The twisted smile on her lips looked as if she were baring her fangs.
However, Natalia was still looking down at Valeria with a soft smile.
'Whoa... it feels like sparks are flying between Natalia and Valeria...'
After the confrontation continued for a moment.
This time, Valeria spoke toward Natalia.
"Since we're here, shall we sit and talk?"
"Yes, let's. If Lady Valeria would move to another seat."
"What?"
"That seat belongs to my Master."
Immediately, the gazes of the two women and one man turned toward me.
Even Sitri was watching with an expression that said, "Ah, this is totally fun!"
...In that case, I couldn't afford to be lukewarm here.
Even if the Emperor and Empress themselves came to this consultation room, that head seat would always be mine.
"It seems you were confused since it's your first time here. Lady Valeria, that seat is indeed mine."
"These people..."
Now, choose.
If you are prepared to be branded as someone who doesn't even know manners for the sake of a petty sense of superiority, then stay in that seat.
If you aren't prepared for that, move immediately. I even gave you a way out, didn't I?
With that meaning, I took another step toward Valeria.
"...Right, it seems I was mistaken. Since I'm given a seat like this wherever I go, I must have made a mistake without realizing it."
"It's alright. Anyone can make a mistake. As they say, even monkeys fall from trees."
"I really don't like that analogy."
"Haha, is that so?"
Because she didn't apologize, a poisonous glint flashed in Valeria's eyes as she passed by.
Sorry, but I'm not like the idiots who have been busy walking on eggshells around you until now.
As I returned to my seat with that thought, I felt Mikhail's gaze sparkling even more.
'What... it's burdensome...'
I didn't even need to say it, but I have no interest in those who have something dangling between their legs.
But Mikhail was now looking at me as if he were worshipping me.
...I feel like if I told him to take off his clothes, he would not only do it right now but also prostrate himself before me.
'Anyway... everyone is in their seats.'
Natalia was beside me, in a position facing Valeria directly.
And Mikhail was across from me.
Now that all the actors were on stage, it was time to raise the curtain.
"Lady Valeria, and Lord Mikhail. For what business have you visited my aesthetic salon today?"
As soon as those words left my mouth, two different answers burst from the couple.
"M-marital relationship improvement..."
"Beauty, body improvement."
"What? Improvement of what?"
"A-ah, no. That... also my wife's... beauty and body..."
*
Valeria wanted beauty and body improvement.
Mikhail wanted marital relationship improvement.
The fact that the couple gave different answers was one thing, but Mikhail's face, which was breaking out in a sweat, caught my eye.
'Hmm... it seems his foot hurts quite a bit.'
Of course, Valeria was an ordinary woman with no combat ability.
But high heels were the very shoes that turned an ordinary woman's foot into a terrifying weapon.
So, I stood up from the seat I had worked so hard to reclaim.
"Lord Mikhail, if you'll excuse me, I'll take a look at your foot."
"Eh? A-ah, you don't have to..."
"It's alright. It will be over soon."
I was now able to use magic thanks to Sitri being by my side.
Not only that, but I also had the knowledge of magic that Sitri possessed.
That knowledge naturally included healing magic, so I placed my hand on Mikhail's foot.
"Zazas, Zazas..."
The red mana flowing from my palm permeated Mikhail's foot.
Immediately, the slight furrow in Mikhail's brow smoothed out.
"You could use magic as well...!"
"Haha, yes. I learned from a great teacher and eternal companion. How is your foot?"
"It's fine. It doesn't hurt at all now. Thank you so much."
Of course, I didn't heal Mikhail's foot because I felt sorry for him.
It was all a performance. To show that I am this kind of person, a person with this much ability.
Thanks to that, did the look in Valeria's eyes as she watched me... change a little...?
Believing that to be the case, I returned to my seat.
"Now then, returning to the main point... first, Lady Valeria said she wanted beauty and body improvement."
"Right. It seems you really did turn a pig into a person."
Valeria continued to sneer while glaring at Natalia.
Natalia's comment about her poor character wasn't a provocation, but a statement of fact.
"I won't deny it. However, Natalia is my precious client and also someone I love."
"What? Lo... what? Aha, ahaha! Pfft... s-so?"
"I will no longer tolerate such remarks."
Once you enter this space, backgrounds like power or family mean nothing.
If I decide to kill, I can kill anyone.
If I wanted to dye this world in chaos and destruction, I could do so at any time.
With that intent, I used my mana to press down on the space itself.
'Well... it won't have a huge effect on Valeria or Mikhail, who have no magical aptitude.'
It would probably just make breathing a little difficult and make them wonder if the temperature had dropped.
Of course, that was exactly the reaction I wanted.
And so... Valeria looked at me with a face that struggled to hide her fluster and fear.
"H-how vulgar. For someone who is the Young Master of the Konstanz family..."
"If enduring insults toward the woman I love is manners, then I will not observe such manners."
At this point, I stole a glance at Natalia.
Mm... I thought that line was a bit cringey... but her gaze looks like she would jump me right now if there were no witnesses...
'But why do you keep looking at me with those eyes?'
Of course, the "you" I was referring to was Mikhail, who was across from me.
Why on earth is this guy looking at me as if he's worshipping me?
I don't think he'd be like this even if the Holy Emperor Solomon appeared before him.
By the way... Valeria seems to be in a strange state.
"I've lost my mood."
Since nothing was going her way, Valeria predictably stood up from her seat.
Furthermore, she even threw the door open and stormed out, regardless of whether her husband followed or not.
'Tsk... should I have played along appropriately and dragged her to the aesthetic room somehow...?'
I had completely botched the first step...
Just as a sense of futility was washing over me due to that thought.
Mikhail hurriedly stood up and grabbed my hand.
"I-I have something to say."
"What is...?"
"Please f-fuck my wife."
Huh?
Before I could even ask what that meant, Mikhail hurriedly rushed out after Valeria.
"Hmm..."
This looks like things are about to get interesting.