Thought She Was a Kid, But She's a Pro
Soso, who chattered away without a moment's rest, and Seomun Jin, who tried to cling to my side by making up any excuse he could.
Dragging these two exhausting tagalongs behind me, we finally unpacked our bags at a fairly large inn in the suburbs just outside the city gates of Kaifeng.
Perhaps because it was a place where wealthy merchant groups and nobles traveling to and from the metropolis stayed, the inn's facilities were on a completely different level from the shabby hovels we had passed through so far.
It even had its own private hot spring bath inside, with thick, warm steam rising from the water.
It's been a while. Maybe I should scrub off the dirt and get myself squeaky clean.
As I headed toward the bathhouse humming a tune, I heard the pitter-patter of quick footsteps behind me.
"Sister! Let's wash together!"
Soso trotted over like a puppy wagging its tail and clung tightly to my back.
We stripped off our clothes without a shred of hesitation and slipped into the spacious, steaming hot spring bath.
"Ahhh... This is heaven..."
As I submerged myself in the hot spring water, my fatigue seemed to melt away like snow.
Not only the weariness accumulated from traveling, but above all, the sticky exhaustion from staying up all night masturbating like a maniac while spying on those beasts mating in the hallway yesterday—all of it dissolved into the warm, soothing ripples.
However, the look in Soso's eyes as she sat across from me was unusual. She was staring at me so intently it almost stung.
"What have you been staring at so hard for a while now?"
At my question, Soso pouted, her eyes darting back and forth between her own chest and my massive breasts floating temptingly above the water's surface.
"Just... because I'm jealous. I wish I had a voluptuous body like yours, Sister."
Soso splashed the water lightly and asked on a whim.
"But Sister, isn't it uncomfortable in daily life when they're that ridiculously huge?"
"What?"
Uncomfortable? I scoffed inwardly.
Honestly, for any ordinary third-rate martial artist, breasts this massive would have been a huge hindrance when performing lightfoot techniques or swinging a sword.
But I was already an absolute master who had transcended physical limits, freely manipulating true qi with mere intent.
Any physical weight or discomfort could be easily ignored using my inner force.
Of course, while my martial cultivation might pierce the heavens, my mind is far from any state of absolute enlightenment—it's thoroughly drenched in filthy, worldly desires.
I scanned Soso's naked body. Her wet hair clung to her collarbones, and her face was flushed red.

Though her breasts were small, her skin was milky white, her waist was slender, and her hips had a delicate, beautiful curve.
*Gulp*... Seriously, if I were still a man, I would have devoured this brat in a single bite...
When I unconsciously smacked my lips and cast a lingering, sticky gaze her way, Soso flinched and covered her chest with both arms.
"S-Sister. Do you know how weird your expression was just now? It was this sly, sinister look, like a beast eyeing its prey...?"
I quickly wiped the expression from my face and put on an incredibly benevolent, sly smile.
Guided by instinct, I naturally threw out the bait.
"What? If you're really that curious and envious of my breasts, why don't you touch them yourself?"
"Huh?! R-Really?!"
Soso's face flushed even redder than the hot spring water.
Yet, curiosity seemed to triumph over her embarrassment. Swallowing hard, she slowly parted the water and waded toward me.
"T-Then... excuse me..."
Approaching cautiously, Soso's two small hands gently rested upon my voluptuous breasts swaying in the water.
*Squeeze.*
"Ah...!"
In that instant, a sharp, tingling jolt shot through my entire body, nearly forcing a muffled moan from my lips.
As Soso's soft fingers gripped and kneaded my breasts, a thrilling wave of pleasure surged up my spine, and my lower half began to itch with an intense, maddening ache.
T-This is insane. Is being touched by someone else really this stimulating?!
It was on a completely different level from when I used a dildo or my own fingers to stuff myself.
As the warm body heat and soft touch of another person rubbed against my sensitive flesh, a dizzying sensation washed over me, making me feel as though love juices were about to gush out of my pussy.
"Whoa..."
Before I knew it, Soso's eyes had grown strangely unfocused. Feeling the heavy weight of my breasts in both of her hands, she began to knead them in earnest.
"Sister's breasts... are so big and soft. They're so squishy, it feels amazing..."
*Squeeze, knead, pinch.*
Soso's fingers stroked along the round curves before lightly flicking my sensitive nipple, which peeked slightly above the water.
"Ah...! Hey, Soso... not there...!"
"Hehe, Sister. Your face is red all the way to your ears. How does it feel?"
Grinning mischievously, Soso pinched my now-erect nipple between two fingers, lightly twisting it.
At that electric stimulation, my back arched like a bow of its own accord, and my legs twisted together beneath the hot spring water.
"Haa... nnh...! Gently, be a little more gentle..."
A completely new, thrilling caress from another person, so different from the pleasure of self-pleasuring.
Having someone else... caress my body, is it really this good...?
I was slowly melting under the fatal tremors induced by Soso's soft touch, exhaling hot breaths amidst the thick steam.
*Knead, squeeze, tingle.*
"Hngh...! Ah, hey, wait... you..."
As time passed, Soso's movements as she kneaded my breasts grew strangely sensual.
Supporting the heavy weight of my lower breasts with her entire palms, she used her thumbs and index fingers to trace circles around my highly sensitive, swollen nipples, sending electric jolts through me.
Mnh... This girl, mmmgh... she's a total pro!
Where on earth did she learn this, or was it just raw instinct? A suppressed whimper kept trying to escape my lips.

Soso, who was teasing my breasts, also had a face flushed bright red, and it didn't seem to be just from the heat of the hot spring.
"Haa... haa..."
Soso's gaze was fixed on my white breasts, completely captivated and heavy with desire.
Then, she suddenly closed the distance, pressing her body flush against mine.
"Sister... it's seriously so soft..."
Before she even finished speaking, Soso buried her face deep into my cleavage, which rose enticingly above the water.
"Ah...! Hey, So-Soso...!"
"It really is so squishy. Like a fluffy pillow..."
*Nuzzle, nuzzle.*
Like a puppy burying its face in a plush cushion, Soso buried her nose and cheeks between my breasts, rubbing her face back and forth with deep, lingering strokes.
As her smooth cheeks slid against my wet, soft flesh, and her hot breath puffed against the highly sensitive skin of my cleavage, a thrilling shiver shot up my spine like crazy.
"Hnnngh...! Haa... N-No, it tickles... ah!"
Flustered, I tried to gently push her shoulders away, but Soso paid no heed. She wrapped her arms tightly around my waist, burying her face even deeper into my breasts.
*Rub, rub.*
The defenseless way she indulged in pleasure while burying her face in another's breasts was strangely, incredibly decadent.
After playing around and nuzzling against my chest for a long while, Soso finally lifted her head slightly and looked up at me.
"Hehe..."
"..."
In that instant, my heart began to pound frantically.
Her hair, soaked with hot spring water, clung to her forehead.
Her cheeks, flushed as red as ripe peaches from rubbing against my breasts.
And those clear eyes looking up at me as she panted softly through her slightly parted, red lips.
That face, smiling with a playful chuckle, looked insanely seductive and alluring to my eyes.
Ah, I guess I really do still like women...
I swallowed hard.
The lingering, deep-seated instincts of a man in my mind flared up, awakening a dangerous urge to pounce on the defenseless, wet Soso right then and there.
At the same time, unable to withstand the pleasure, my lower half was already dripping with slick love juices, clouding the hot spring water.
My face, too, flushed as red as if it were about to burst, matching Soso's.
"Sister? Why is your face so red?"
Soso stroked my flushed cheek, her lips curling up in a sly smile.
"Hehe... Sister, did you know?"
"What! Did I know what?"
"It's true I grew up in the back alleys, but the person who raised me was actually a courtesan sister."
Soso's wet finger slowly slid down my collarbone.
"Maybe that's why, but the courtesan sisters used to hold my hands in play and teach me all sorts of things. They loved it, saying I had great hand skills."
Still nestled deeply between my breasts, Soso narrowed her eyes and smiled seductively.
At that sultry eye smile and her highly skilled hand movements, a loud alarm blared in my head.
This girl... she's a pro. Not just a pro, she's the real deal!
As I trembled inwardly in shock, Soso giggled and slipped out of my embrace.
"But Sister, your reactions are so fun. You flinch just like the boys in the back alleys when I tease them."
At those words, my face flushed crimson all the way to the tips of my ears.
T-This sly little fox of a brat dares to tease me?
She bewitches me one second, and now she's smugly making fun of me? I cleared my throat with a fake cough and narrowed my eyes, refusing to back down.
"Oh really? So you're feeling that confident, are you?"
"Huh?"
"Then how about this?"
"What? Ah! S-Sister!"
Startled by the sudden counterattack, Soso let out a high-pitched squeal.
Without mercy, I began to knead her breasts with both hands.
Though they were far smaller than my massive breasts, they were incredibly firm and soft, fitting perfectly into my palms.
*Knead, squeeze, pinch.*
"Hngh! Ah, it tickles! T-That's cheating, launching a surprise attack like that?!"
"Cheating? You're the one who touched my body and provoked me first."
Soso thrashed in the water, her face burning at my sly touch.
Feeling her pride slightly wounded by having her small breasts grabbed, she pouted and immediately launched a counteroffensive.
"Hmph! You know your breasts are so massive they're incredibly easy targets, right?!"
Refusing to lose, Soso reached out and grabbed my voluptuous breasts once again.
"Ah, hey! Where do you think you're touching now...!"
"I won't lose either! Take this, and this!"
Entangled in the splashing hot spring water, we kneaded each other's breasts and retaliated, engaging in a childish yet thrilling physical battle.
We didn't stop at the breasts; we poked at each other's soft waists, caressed sensitive flanks, and tickled the smooth skin of our inner thighs, rolling around the narrow tub.
"Ahaha! Ah, wait, that tickles too much!"
"You take your hands off first! Ah, hey!"
*Splash! Slap!*
Hot spring water splashed everywhere, and as our slippery, naked bodies tangled together, the bath was quickly filled with a sultry, sticky heat.
"Ah, wait, it's slippery...!"
In the midst of our frantic, rough-and-tumble play, Soso lost her footing on the slick bottom of the tub and fell forward, collapsing right on top of me.
Reflexively, I wrapped my arms tightly around her slender waist.
Instantly, the noisy splashing came to a dead halt.
"Ah..."
"..."
Our faces met at a breath-stealing distance, our noses nearly touching.

Soso's hair, drenched in hot spring water, clung to her cheeks.
Her pale cheeks, flushed like peaches from the heat.
And her moist, red lips, parted slightly as she panted, looking like ripe cherries.
Facing that incredibly seductive face at point-blank range, my gaze drifted down to her lips as if possessed.
Soso, too, looked up, her eyes strangely damp as they darted between my eyes and my lips.
The air in the bathhouse instantly grew thick and heavy with tension.
Our hot breaths mingled, and the sound of our racing hearts thudded in our ears.
As if drawn by a magnet, I slowly leaned down, and Soso quietly closed her eyes, tilting her chin up slightly.
Just as our lips were about to touch—
"Benefactor! Lady Soso! May we join you in the bath?"
A familiar voice rang out clearly through the thick steam of the bathhouse.
It was Chaeryeong and Soyun.
Soso and I recoiled from each other instantly, as if struck by lightning.
"O-Oh my...!"
Soso scrambled up in a panic, and I quickly adjusted my posture in the water, pretending as though absolutely nothing had happened.
Emerging from the steam, Chaeryeong and Soyun widened their eyes at the sight of us.
But soon, Chaeryeong giggled and covered her mouth.
"My, you two really look like real sisters. How lovely it is to see you clinging so closely to each other."
For a moment, I felt the hot steam choke up my throat.
Real sisters, my foot. Given the atmosphere just a second ago, it was anything but wholesome.
Still, I shrugged, maintaining a calm exterior.
"Ahaha... Is that so? Well, she's always been a bit of a clinger."
As I played it off smoothly, Soso quickly played along, letting out a silly laugh.
However, unable to brush it off with her usual shamelessness, she kept stealing glances at me, her ears burning red.
"T-That's right! I just follow Sister around like glue! Hehe..."
Though she said that, she couldn't bring herself to look me in the eye.
Soso cleared her throat with a fake cough and stood up abruptly.
"Anyway, I think I've enjoyed the hot spring enough! I'll head out first!"
Stepping out of the water, Soso hurriedly grabbed a towel.
Then, stealing one last glance at me, she added in a voice that was forcedly brighter than usual:
"Take your time, Sister!"
Leaving only those words behind, she practically fled from the bathhouse.
I blankly listened to the sound of her retreating footsteps, then slowly traced my wet lips with the tips of my fingers.
"...Ha."
If they had walked in just a moment later, I couldn't even begin to imagine what would have happened. I stroked my lower lip once more.
"...What a shame."
As that brief, honest thought crossed my mind, I chuckled at my own absurdity.
