Chapter 99
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 99
Chapter Title: I Want to Beat a Woman
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There's a famous story about upstairs noise.
Pretend to be crazy, stare blankly at their kid, mutter "It was you," and...
The parents, who'd been brazenly crossing their arms and glaring like "Kids will be kids," hurriedly chased after and apologized.
"Hey, you hearin' me?"
In short, crazy people scare folks more than angry ones.
The blonde delinquent chick in my sights? Just a sweet hole begging to be fucked.
Goddess or not, didn't matter.
Hell, become a goddess while you're at it. Make yourself nice and fuckable.
That body's built for it, right?
Leering.
I grinned at her, and she shot me a glare like she'd sensed a chill.
"Creepy fucker. How long you gonna eye-fuck my body?"
"What a rude asshole. Sis!"
The delinquent paused mid-stride.
Couldn't help but admire her instincts. Even in the modern world—not some fantasy isekai—
hunters had killer danger sense. That's what I felt right then.
One step.
One more step, and she'd have regretted it big time.
"I get why you're full of shit. To the max."
"Huh?"
"This guy's a hunter too. High-rank Awakened, by the looks of it."
"Jeong Jae-hyeok...? No way, he's a junior at our uni!"
"Age don't matter."
The mood tensed up as the A-rank delinquent got serious.
Something might pop off.
The onlookers' eyes gleamed with that anticipatory thrill.
Me? I felt
Ha-yoon clutching my sleeve, trembling in fear.
'Should I hold back just this once...'
"Sorry."
I apologized straight-up.
"...Huh?"
The blonde delinquent blinked, hand on her hip like the wind got knocked out of her sails.
"Outta nowhere?"
"Sorry for being a dick."
"...He says. C'mon, Daehan. Accept it and we're done?"
"What?!"
Daehan clung to her, pleading like he was wronged.
"Ajin sis! Look at my face. Can't just end with an apology. I got beat to a pulp! I'm clan too!"
"...Sigh."
Being a gang boss must suck.
Ajin— that's what they called her—cracked her knuckles.
"Sorry you got dragged in, junior. But that's how it is. Eye for an eye. Take it like a man, it'll be over quick."
"Wh-what'd you do wrong, sunbae?!"
What!?
Ha-yoon suddenly piped up, startling me as I whipped around.
Ajin looked shocked too—didn't expect pushback from this tiny hamster-like cutie mid-sentence.
"That max guy's infamous at school for shaking down juniors! Sunbae was just disciplining him!"
"That so?"
"Well, half..."
Truth was, I just needed a pack mule.
Ended up that way, though.
'Still...'
She's shaking like she'll collapse any second, but damn, brave girl.
Gave me a little thrill seeing her defend me.
"So? This is our turf. Gotta pay to hit floor 10."
Of course.
Trace it up from Daehan's orders, and it lands on this Lodge clan.
Ajin's orders, most likely.
Ha-yoon was speechless.
"Paying makes it automatically bad~? That's how it is, kiddo?"
"...It is bad. Everyone knows it's bad but stays quiet."
"It's vanguard rights. You couldn't advance without us killing the floor boss. You're using the dungeon thanks to us, right?"
"Well..."
"Who'd risk their neck on a floor boss without sucking this sweet nectar?"
Explains why Max acted so bold shaking folks down.
They see it as legit toll collection.
Since they cleared to floor 10.
"I don't care!! Anyway, it's wrong. Don't bully Jae-hyeok sunbae!"
"...!?"
Ha-yoon's illogical counter—priceless!
Ajin's logic was solid, but the kid's tantrum scratched her itch.
"Oh ho, this soft pale thing backtalking me...!"
"Enough."
Time to wrap this up.
"If you're gonna do it, come at me."
The big lug next to Max—who'd been eyeing me nasty—charged.
He'd been bugging me since earlier.
"You little shit, think you can just—!"
Bellowing loud.
『Kira's strikes hurt like hell even in tights』
『Use the opponent's power. More than strength, it's timing that counts, darling!』
Memories of sparring with Kira flashed—
Footwork flowed out on instinct. Sidestepped his wild swing easy,
'Extend here, and it lands perfect.'
Didn't even throw a jab, but distance locked in.
One punch now, right to the jaw.
That weird certainty swept me—I snapped my hand out.
Thwack!
"Guhk."
Guy crumpled, out cold.
What felt like a calm counter in my head?
Replay it: barely a second.
...My striking sense did that? Unreal.
Kira'd be all "Darling, amazing~!" hugging me silly.
"Wh-what the...?"
"Didn't even see the punch..."
"He out?"
Ajin yelled at her flustering goons, who looked pathetic.
"What're you waiting for?!"
Boss command—Max's thugs rushed me!
"I-I'll h-help too too too."
Pushed the vibrating Ha-yoon back like a massager.
"Stay put, kid."
Damn, she's no normal girl.
Regular folks shrink at a jaw-cracking hit.
Hunter hopeful? Seems numb to violence.
"Hup—."
Current level: 281.
Vs. seven adult dudes!
One by one, fists dropped the charging pack.
Big but sloppy—bull-rushing blind.
Thud! Thud! Thud!
Thugs folded like tranq'd beasts, in order.
One casual punch at 10k power output each? Plenty.
"Wha...!"
Max—watching with his "injured" excuse—
Ajin behind the goons—both gulped, stunned.
Even I thought it looked flashy.
"What the hell?"
"This some shoot?"
See? Folks think it's staged.
How fake did it look?
"Kyaa~~! Sunbae! So cool. Like that rising hunter's 10-orc 1v10 reel today!"
"Haha, you're nuts too."
"Huh?"
That was the shivering junior from seconds ago?
"Ehehe..."
Ha-yoon giggled it off.
Meanwhile, chaos over there. Max in full panic.
"A-Ajin sis! You gotta do it, sis! He's strong!"
Shaking at the thought of another beatdown.
"Ha. I like you. Got balls, unlike these limp dicks."
"Won't say 'that's enough.' I love beating girls."
"Ahaha!"
Blonde delinquent cracked up.
"I love beating guys too? Especially ones like you... who think they're hot shit~."
Yeah? Let's do equal rights then.
Ajin lunged—leagues faster than her trash.
"I'll make you kneel and bawl under me!!"
Sadistic sneer twisting her face.
'Fast, but no Kira.'
Blocked the opener, vibration rippled out.
《Pussy Massage · Relax》
"Ngh, ah... aaah."
Vibe tricked her nerves into shutdown.
Sympathetic system off—combat mode crashes, shifts to comfort.
Like pussy climaxing.
《Pussy Climax 1000x》
Effect amplified.
"Uh, nngo...!?"
Not a goddess after all.
Tsk—posture crumbling from a measly pussy high.
Pathetic.
Time to punch.
Uterus uppercut!
Splat!
"Hnguk♥"
Block, vibe massage, stun with climax, then womb smash.
Perfect combo landed. Ajin hit the deck.
"A... ahh... ahe...?"
Light tap, but womb punch sent her over the edge hard.
The bitch who swore to make me cry? Frogged out, learning womb orgasms first.
'Mmm~~.'
Tooth-rotting sweet.
Semen Man wins!
"H-how..."
Only Max left shaking, in denial.
"Beat it. I let today's slide."
Swoop.
Like claiming spoils, hoisted climaxing Ajin over my shoulder.
"Wh-why Ajin sis... put her down!"
"Not your business anymore."
Squeeze.
Checked her sack-of-potatoes state, kneading that ass.
Finger grazed her pussy, Daehan flipped.
"You fuck! That's a crime...!"
"Sue me. Or charge."
"...! ...!"
Or charge.
That shut him up pale.
"You started with force?"
Then pay the loser's toll in blood...
What happens when bitches wag asses thinking they can top men.
These kids don't get it.
"Sis! Snap out of it!"
"Uh... uuu..."
Smack!!
Palmed her ass—she leg-locked from 1000x climax, pussy spasming.
Twitch. Twitch.
Ajin neutralized in my arms, easy.
"Gonna impregnate this rude-pussy Ajin today."
"Wh-what kinda psycho—"
"Don't like it? Stop me."
Power gap's clear. Won't risk life.
Daehan turned, spirit broken.
"I'll get backup! Sis!"
Sigh, moron.
Now, to fuck Ajin? Turned—Ha-yoon staring holes.
Oh shit.
Showed too much true colors?
"Ha-yoon?"
"Sunbae..."
"That last bit? Just to rile 'em."
"...Sunbae's a natural hunter!!"
Her eyes sparkled.
"Eh?"
"So cool......!"
...She digs it?
"Beast mode incarnate... Got me a lil' flutter."
"Dig guys who hit girls?"
"Y-yeah... But sexy hits."
'Weirdo.'
"Haa. Haa. Here's my number. Sunbae... can I get yours?"
......
First meal with this girl-junior, and she rates my girl-beating "sexy." Tongue-tied, handed her my phone.
College kids scary.
More unhinged than isekai folk. Exam season?
"Sure, whatever... Gonna fuck Ajin now. Gotta knock her up."
Ass pat—"Hngk!" Bitchy whimper popped out reflexive, like squeezing a talking doll tummy.
"Yes, sunbae... Th-thanks for saving me today."
"Wanna join?"
Shake shake!!
Ha-yoon whipped her head no, desperate.
Yeah. Too soon for her.
Didn't hate it though—grabbed her hand gentle.
"Scared ya bad? Go home, rest up."
"...A-ah... yeah......♥"
Girl-hitter as ideal guy? One odd duck.