Chapter 96
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 96
Chapter Title: Semen Man: Modern Returns (2)
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Naksan Tower, 5th floor.
"Urk!"
Here, hulking orcs appeared in droves.
There were more threatening monsters than on the first floor, so hardly anyone wandered around for a casual outing. Most moved in parties of two or three.
They glanced at me curiously as I roamed alone, like I was some kind of weirdo.
'It's cleared territory, so there are a lot of people.'
『Sturdy Mana Stone (Small)』 acquired...
The mana stone drop rate was incredibly high.
I had no idea how much they were worth, but without a bag or anything, I quickly couldn't carry any more.
"What is this? Hansel and Gretel?"
Someone spoke up from behind as I dropped them along the way.
"Hey, hey. Pick 'em up. They're ours."
Couldn't you do that without the owner around?
I'd ditched them without a second thought, but it still pissed me off watching them send the girls to pick them up right in front of me.
The guy noticed my glare and flashed a sleazy con-man grin as he slung an arm around my shoulder.
"Heyyy, what's up? You're from our school, right? You look kinda familiar. Hunting solo on the fifth floor?"
Again?
Why were there so many people from my school?
The girls with him were stuffing mana stones into the bags on their backs.
I couldn't fathom how much they were worth to make their eyes sparkle like that.
"Alum, maybe? What's your name?"
"Jeong Jae-hyeok. Still a student."
"Oh yeah?~ I'm Daehan, ring a bell?"
Daehan?
Was this the senior from our school who'd cleared the fifth floor?
"Jeong Jae-hyeok... lemme see."
Daehan pulled out his smartphone and swiped through pages, his brow furrowing unpleasantly.
"Your name's not here?"
"What name?"
"Didn't you know you gotta pay the entry fee to me?"
Daehan's face hardened.
Just like that, his true colors showed.
A sigh escaped me.
If it was punching a pretty babe's womb, maybe, but I had zero interest in dealing with this loser.
"...Not quite Hansel and Gretel, but take 'em if you need 'em."
I nudged a mana stone on the ground with my foot, and the bastard swung at my face without hesitation.
Thwack!!
"You little shit? Don't you know who I am? You should be picking these up and handing them to me yourself!"
Huh, was that supposed to be a punch?
If Biska's strikes were around 30,000 to 50,000 force, this fist didn't even hit 3,000.
Strong for a normie, but to me—trained in otherworld Semen Man arts—it felt like child's play.
Like a mere slap on the cheek; it only amplified my annoyance.
"Pick 'em up quick, punk."
"Daehan oppa, go easy. He's scared."
"Looks fine to me... Hey, you deaf or what?"
"Didn't know alumni from our school pulled this thug crap."
"What the fuck, you say?"
Daehan raised his arm again, and this time, I didn't hold back.
Smack!
No vibration release—just a casual normal punch—and Daehan flew back like a stuntman, rolling across the floor.
"Gahk!"
"Hey! Daehan! S-stop messing around."
"What the...!"
I could see the girls with him panicking.
"Wait, that was me going easy..."
As he came at me again, a good idea hit.
Smack!
"Eek! What the!"
Smack!!
"Urk! Ack! My teeth..."
Terror of violence crept into Daehan's eyes. His macho pride shattered, and the girls gaped like they'd seen something awful.
"You lot, come hunt with me. I've dropped a ton of stones."
I decided to use them as porters.
Daehan realized my intent—resist and get wrecked for real—his face flushing beet red as he glared.
"What the fuck, you—"
Smack!!
"A-Ack!"
"Porter duty. Got it?"
One smack per glare. Daehan rolled up his sleeves acting tough, revealing ugly tattoos.
"Damn, this prick's really pissing me off."
Smack! Smack!
"Eek! Eeek!"
"No casual talk."
Smack! Smack!
"Ugh! Ack!! Fine, fine!"
Smack! Smack!
"Fine, sir!"
Only after his face was a bloody mess did he finally start listening.
I'd laid into him pretty hard.
"Let's go, slaves. Head that way."
"......"
"......"
I raised my fist again, and he yelped, throwing up his arms.
"Got it! No more hitting, boss!"
A smirk.
Why make it hard when you're doing so well?
Like the saying—everyone's got a plan 'til they get punched. My fists, packing heavyweight destruction with pure strength, hammered etiquette into him when he thought he'd die.
Daehan bowed his head, and the girls with him looked down.
I'd considered sparing the tasty ones, but honestly, their faces weren't even half of Hayun's.
Hanging with goddesses had raised my standards.
Might as well double back to Chaewon's pussy for another creampie instead of these.
'Girls who roll with a Daehan-level loser are what they are...'
"Oh."
While strolling with my three slaves, I finally looted a scroll from an orc corpse.
『6th Floor Scroll』
"Think I'll call it here for today."
My phone kept buzzing with calls from Aunt.
KakaoTalk notifications too.
- Where are you? No word this late?
- Not mad, come home, okay?
- Jaehyeok, text back if you see this.
'Sheesh...'
Treating me like a lost kid. Chaewon's worried face flashed in my mind, drawing a wry chuckle.
Forgot she's technically my guardian now.
"Hey. Daehan."
"......"
He stonewalled, so I smacked his head.
"Urk! Yes!"
"How do you return?"
"First time in a dungeon?"
Smack! Smack!
"First time, sir? Hic...!"
"Yeah. Guide me back quick."
"Just... touch the recall stone there..."
Oh, neat.
Smack! Smack!
"Why didn't you say sooner?"
"Ow, damn it...!! I-I told you now!"
Time to head back to Aunt's embrace.
I touched the recall stone and returned to the Naksan Tower entrance. Three slaves lugging baskets of stones, while I strolled back empty-handed.
The Hunter Club from Hoyun University stared in wonder.
"Daehan hyung?"
"...!"
They recognized him and approached, then froze.
His face was completely mangled. I shoved my hands in my pockets and looked around.
"Where do I exchange these?"
"Over there..."
"?"
I raised my arm again.
"Hiiik! Over there, boss! Uh, I'll head ahead!"
Daehan bolted before his underclassmen could even speak.
What a pathetic punk...
Shwooo.
Naksan Tower, 1st floor entrance.
Exchanged about 80 big and small mana stones.
"Mana stones confirmed."
The association staff at the entrance counter verified it.
[Kakao Bank Jeong Jae-hyeok]
[Deposit Hunter Association 1,380,023 KRW]
[Balance 2,901,139 KRW]
Hunted for like three hours and this was the take?
...Insane.
"Ugh, shit. Pisses me off."
"Hey! Where you going! Kim Ji-hyun!"
"Whatever, don't follow."
Freed from porter duty, the girls stormed off bitching.
Daehan was left alone.
"Hey."
"...W-what?"
"Don't charge underclassmen entry fees. Let 'em in free."
"Huh? No one's doing it that way anymore, boss. We gotta collect too...!"
"Collect for what? Safe escort home service?"
"......"
Daehan was speechless.
"If you're extorting cash, at least call it protection money or something. What's the point if you're offering nothing?"
That wasn't even shady underworld business.
Just thugs robbing students.
"Kill me, boss... Please..."
"Cut the crap. If I catch you charging fees, you're dead first."
I grabbed Daehan's throat and squeezed.
"Gack, guhk...!!"
"Got it?"
"Y-yes...!!"
He tucked tail quick once it felt real.
Seemed he hadn't expected such a beating; wouldn't even look at me anymore.
After my brief dungeon jaunt, heading home.
The world had changed a ton, yet mine felt the same.
The path home was the usual scenery.
"Aunt, I'm home."
And...
"Jaehyeok! Where were you? I was worried."
Aunt's place now had a alluring change from before.
My little uncle's remarried wife. My aunt, Lee Chaewon.
Mid-30s.
"Yeah? Sorry for worrying you, Chaewon."
"...!"
My casual address made her cheeks flush bright red.
"Sorry for making you worry."
"W-what about 'Aunt'..."
Mmwah.
I pinned her and kissed her deep.
Resistance was brief. Deep-kissing me in her husband's house—what a naughty aunt.
"Ha... haa... huff... No more... of this..."
"Tongue."
Stick it out.
Lick lick.
I rubbed my tongue along hers, entwining them.
Aunt accepted my kiss with a resigned tremble.
As I wrapped my arms around her waist...
"N-no."
She pushed me away.
"Come to my room tonight. I'll do you doggy."
"...! ...!"
She shuddered at my words, mouth agape in shock.
"Know where your aunt went today?"
"Where?"
"Hospital. For birth control pills."
"Why?"
"Why?!"
...Eyes demanding what if she got pregnant.
I answered by grabbing her tits.
"Ah, eek...!?"
"After filling your fertile pussy to the brim, you should be thinking of carrying it properly, Chaewon."
"...S-stop calling me Chaewon. I'm your aunt."
"Why bother with pills, Lee Chaewon? Wanna get punished?"
"What?"
"Come with the intent to get knocked up proper and take it doggy. Got it?"
Squeeze. Squeeze.
I kneaded her big tits demanding a reply.
Aunt stood speechless, then whipped around at footsteps behind.
"Oh, Jaehyeok's back? You're late today."
"Ah, Uncle. Had some drinks, sorry I'm late."
"No worries. Wash up and get to bed. Text your aunt next time."
"Yes."
I'd groped her, yet she seemed more nervous.
I patted her big ass and whispered in her ear.
"Tonight. Doggy."
"......"
After washing up and heading to my room,
past midnight, there came a soft...
Knock knock...