Chapter 74

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 74

Chapter Title: Uterus Strike Humiliation Overload (2)

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Instant approach!!

I thrust the Prince Dick Sword straight at Hipeia's belly. A sword technique that delivers a glans strike, making her uterus quiver.

Hipeia pulled her body back just before the glans hit, dodging me once again. What insane footwork.

She even unleashed a shockwave on the ground in that instant, disrupting my nervous system to boot.

I need even more stat reduction!

"Surprised?!"

"That speed just now, how...?"

"Want me to tell you?"

"No. Don't tell me!"

Poke.

...My threatening Prince Dick reared its head.

Not the Prince Dick Sword, but the real Prince Dick.

"Getting flung away like that just turns me on, Hipeia."

"Kyaaah!"

Heheheh.

Watching the pretty goddess freak out is kinda fun.

"W-What are you doing? In the middle of a fight...!"

"Oh, Velzaria didn't tell you how she lost? You should've seen it, Hipeia."

"What the hell...?"

Clap. Clap. Clap.

The sound echoing across the battlefield...

Hipeia suddenly perked up her ears, scanning for the source, on high alert.

As expected of the sharp-eyed Hunting Goddess.

To pick up on the sound of B.O.B.

"You asked why I got so fast."

I declared proudly, Prince Dick standing tall.

"I learned a buff skill."

"B-Buff?"

Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.

I'd originally thought of calling it Ball Castanets, but it was too lame, so I named it Balls Clap.

My willful king balls rubbed and patted each other—

filling the battlefield with the "drums of sex."

"Hee hee hee."

"Wh-Where's that... Oh, so that's the source."

Hipeia looked a bit dizzy.

"This is the result of my pondering how to unleash peak performance without any foreplay."

The rhythm of the Balls Clap.

I step in time with that rhythm.

Hipeia's arrows came flying one after another, but I moved lightly, synced to the Balls Clap rhythm.

Clap, clap, clap.

"Hup! Hup! This Balls Clap effect drives women crazy too. Boosts uterus sensitivity and vaginal friction coefficient...!"

"I don't wanna know."

"And moving to this beat!"

My speed surges exponentially!

"Ugh!!"

I cornered Hipeia swiftly and swung Orgasmus.

In blocking my sword, she raised her bow—only for the wooden bow to shatter.

While I was at it, I reached for the quiver hanging near her hips and stripped her of her armament.

Peeling her gear off piece by piece... it's getting me so fucking hard.

Chasing after her, dick flopping!!

"Hipeiaaaa!! You'll love it even more with pussy pounding and balls clapping!"

"D-don't come closer!"

The instinctive cry of a female sensing threat.

But I've got two dicks in my hands, and a real one at my core.

Chasing her down while swinging three dicks.

"Eheheheek!!! Eheeeee!! Get pregnant!!"

Just as I thought a disarmed her couldn't do shit!

A bow of light appeared in Hipeia's hand.

'Doesn't matter. I'll dive her pussy and smash!'

The moment I relied on my trusty tights' defense—like a daily bowl of soup.

I took a massive hit and tumbled backward.

"Kuh-heok!!"

Orgasmus rolls across the ground.

Fluid weapon disengaged...

What the hell hit me?

"Haa... haa..."

Hipeia aimed her glowing bow at me.

My head's spinning. Ears ringing.

Looking around, the aftermath of Hipeia's attack had cratered the ground for dozens of meters.

'Insane.'

I survived that?

Hipeia's ultimate move...? Or just a basic attack?

I don't wanna think that's basic, but Hipeia nocked multiple glowing arrows on her bowstring, her face twisted in fury for the first time.

"How dare you treat a goddess like a joke!"

"...W-Wait a sec!!"

My tights are crying. This is dangerous—at this rate, one shot could push me to my limit.

Each of those arrows hits like Velzaria's strikes...

Destruction on par with that black dagger?

"They never miss. Give up! My authority is the Authority of Precision Targeting."

I was trying to Slip out of the crater when that voice rang out.

"Die!!"

"Uguuuugh!!"

The Hunting Goddess's UFC archery is no joke!!

Clap clap clap clap clap!!

Echo loud, Balls Clap!!

"Y-You can't do this! Hipeiaaaa!!"

The moment I shouted that.

Hipeia's hand froze. Hesitating right before certain death for Semen Man.

'That's right! As I thought!'

She came out at Velzaria's request, after all.

I asked her to act a bit. She can't go all out against me!

"Gotcha!"

"Ah!!"

How dangerous it is to get lost in thought mid-battle.

Hipeia wasted a full three seconds she could've used to kill me, letting me close in.

"Nguh!!"

Splat!!

I hammered Hipeia's belly without mercy.

What a total asshole move. But hey, what can ya do?

She's a goddess way stronger than me—this much is needed to win!!

It wasn't just a quiver. Hipeia went flying and tumbled across the dirt.

The goddess who'd dodged every attack without a scratch now eating one full-on and crashing—

it felt goddamn good, unavoidably.

'Huh?'

Do I... like hitting girls?

"Hak... kuh...!"

The vibration energy wasn't that much. I leaked a ton ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠while taking hits too.

But even that small amount, "released all at once with focus," is the essence of Uterus Strike.

Not quite Dick Thrust level, but Hipeia's clothes burst open like torn paper, her pale skin smeared with dirt.

Humiliation.

Her face radiated pure humiliation and shame.

"Hoo... hoo..."

"Catch your breath. Uterus hit hurts like hell."

Crackle, crackle-crackle.

Her halo blazed fiercely.

Hipeia was clearly torn between killing me now or honoring her friend's trust.

'Maybe I shouldn't push her too far.'

Fucking scary all of a sudden.

But knocking the goddess who always watched me loftily from above, dictating fates,

down to roll on my level... that thrill alone was exquisite.

Slap slap slap slap slap slap.

My Balls Clap turned moist and juicy.

Moist balls mean one thing.

Time for sex...

"...This should be enough mercy for you."

Hipeia muttered ominously as she drew her glowing bow again.

"Ooh. Scary stuff, Hipeia! Did you get laid in your prime like Velzaria?"

"...I've lopped off hunted beasts' heads and hung them up."

"The elves'll all leave!"

"That's why!!"

She yelled suddenly.

"They say they're protecting me, but everyone's avoiding me...! And weirdos keep swarming!"

"Hipeia?!"

"I can't hold back anymore!"

'...Gotta dodge the next attack no matter what!!'

Only x2!? Still fine. She's weakened plenty from the Uterus Strikes!

My condition's nearly full too!

"Eut!"

Her aim wavers from her first Pussy Orgasm.

But that's not enough.

If Hipeia's authority is Precision Targeting and I can't dodge it...

"Don't shoot!! Don't you want Pussy Orgasm?"

Ultimate trash talk!

Boom!!

"Nguhit!"

It didn't work.

I tumble from the arrow. Hipeia, still riding her Pussy Orgasm afterglow, glares while panting.

"Y-You're so damn tough."

Reduced and chipping away bit by bit, but like a persistent molester uncle, I burrowed into Hipeia's pussy.

"S-Stop it!"

"Incoming!!"

Slip!!

Even lost in orgasm, Hipeia doesn't easily give me distance.

She's not the ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠type to allow the same opening twice.

She dodges so lightly, even mid-Pussy Orgasm!

Sexual arousal made her steps a bit off, sure...

But no intention of letting me catch her.

"I'm not falling for it. You think I'd fall for that?!"

"Y-You will! Soon!"

Hipeia flinched at my words.

"...Ugh. No. I hate it. Hate it so much!"

"Hipeia!"

Act the part!

I signaled her with a hand sign, demanding she stop.

"Eut, m-my, my foot!"

'...Hipeia, you suck at acting.'

Hipeia pretended to trip on a rock.

I closed in instantly and punched her uterus again.

"Urgh!! Uterus Strike!"

"Nguh!!"

For a split second, regret flashed in Hipeia's eyes, but perfect.

Tumbling once more, she leaned against a tree.

Seizing the moment, I sprang forward dick-first toward Hipeia.

"Don't come...! I-I didn't say I'd allow this far."

"Didn't say where acting ends? Bad scenes are acting too."

"N-Nooo..."

Right then, her unprotected uterus taking the hit, halo flickering.

"Hipeia! Watch your side!!"

Like her weakness was a lie,

Hipeia sprang up and dodged an unseen attack in a flash.

Kwaaaang!!

The invisible black blade that splintered the tree she'd leaned on returned to its owner.

"Ha."

Floating in the air was

the arrogant Black-Haired Goddess with painted eyes and ominous black halo.

She'd appeared.

Black-Haired Goddess...!!

"How'd you know?"

"Sensed it through vibrations. Velzaria warned me about invisible weapons."

"...Velzaria. She's no pushover."

Hipeia stood tense beside me, bow at the ready.

"That's her? The one who stole Velzaria's divinity...?"

"Yup. Nice pussy-loss acting, Hipeia."

"...I-I didn't do that vulgar acting!"

"Your face was total cockbait though..."

Poke poke.

Hipeia punched me. See ya later vibe.

Ignoring her cute reaction, I eyed the Black-Haired Goddess.

"Finally talking face-to-face. Why the cold shoulder? I'm hurt."

"No business with you."

"Yeah, figured if I tangle with a goddess, I just get scraps."

"Impressive how you cornered even Hipeia in days, but it was all staged."

The Black-Haired Goddess smiled knowingly, despite being tricked.

"But my goal's achieved."

Like magic, she pulled a glowing bow from her hand.

Hipeia patted herself down in panic.

"Uh, it's gone."

"She stole your bow?!"

"N-No... When I dodged just now!"

That bitch.

She targeted Hipeia's bow with her invisible sword?

All she needed was that?

"No way, that's my bow!"

"Wait! Hipeia. Don't go forward. It's dangerous."

"You shitty bitch!"

Hipeia spat more vulgar curses than expected.

"Stealing what others worked hard for! You shitty bitch!"

The Black-Haired Goddess just smirked.

"You'll thank me later. You and Velzaria both."

"Thanks, yeah. For coming out here."

A 'clank' of chains wrapping echoed from somewhere.

The chains shot from everyone's blind spot, instantly coiling around the Black-Haired Goddess's neck.

"Guhk...!!"

"What a grand usurper—turns out you're just third-rate?"

"D-Don't get cocky...!!"

"Velzaria! Incoming invisible swords on you!"

"I can sense 'em roughly."

Velzaria, in retired assassin gear, back in prime mode...

Wrapped the Black-Haired Goddess's neck with chains, yanked her back-to-back like carrying a coffin,

and parried all the charging invisible blades with her own sword.

"Ugh, urgh!"

The black-haired one flailed, bound.

Velzaria coolly dodged, deflected dropping blades...

Neutralized every attack, then bound her tight with chains and slammed her down.

Bam!!

"I told you."

Velzaria jammed her blade into the Black-Haired Goddess's shoulder, twisting as she spoke.

"Aaaak!"

"Ruining plans like yours is my old job."

Hipeia and I just stared, dumbfounded.

Impregnated a woman this terrifying.

.....

Don't piss off the wife.

"Party's over. Hand over my divinity."