Chapter 60
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 60
Chapter Title: Say Hello to the Dick
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"This is a dick. Say hi."
"Huh?"
"......"
Kira's hips gave out before mine did. She figured it out faster than I did.
Is this what S-rank perception looks like?
She's definitely a cut above Biska. I wonder how she'd fare against Nerissa?
"......Ah. Good work out there."
Nivia bowed her head politely.
"No big deal."
"Thank you for holding back. Kira didn't get hurt too badly because of it."
I never said I held back, though.
Kira staggered like a boxer who'd taken one too many jabs to the chin, collapsing to the floor again and again with every attempt to stand.
"M-my legs... they won't hold me up."
No surprise there.
The instant I touched her, I scrambled her nervous system completely... but that wasn't all.
Nivia wouldn't know the half of it.
『Pussy Orgasm』『Pussy Penetration Fist』『Uterus Punch』
My ultimate setup combo.
I've picked up a few things during sex.
Rape God lets me force a pussy orgasm, which triggers clitoral fever mode.
Then, a strike from me half-opens the womb, putting it in cervix-gate-open state, leaving her unable to resist.
......
What does that even mean? Hell if I know. Total nonsense.
I just get it on a gut level. No way I could explain it to anyone else so they'd understand.
"So, that's the end of the first round of screening?"
"Yes. We'll contact you later with a deadline. We have to assign a suitable mission first."
"Thanks for the kind guidance."
"My pleasure."
How's Kira holding up?
"My lower belly's all tingly."
She dropped combat mode and approached me with a refreshed smile.
"Man, white elves are seriously strong. I lost... First time ever."
Doesn't seem too torn up about her first defeat?
"Alright! Take me away!"
Kira held out both hands to me, like a criminal surrendering to the cops.
"?"
"Southern district deals in slaves, right? Make me one! I'll do anything. You can even chop off my limbs! I won't run, but handling and storage are up to you!"
Why is she so into dismemberment!?
"Kira!"
"It was just a friendly match, Kira. Let's do it again sometime."
I barely held back from saying "Perfect for a backstab."
The white girl fuming beside me made it even harder to resist.
"......For real? We can go again? And I won't die?"
"Yeah. Next time, for real."
Hearing we'd go again, Kira's smile grew even brighter.
"Sweet!! White elf, what's your name? Semen Man?"
"......"
Nivia slinked back, erasing her presence like she wanted no part of this conversation.
She's no good with vulgar topics.
"Uh, Semen Man."
"Tell me how you did it! How'd you sap my strength?"
What is this, constructive feedback time?
Her honesty is kinda endearing. Makes me wanna teach her everything.
"How about we all grab a bite first?"
"Nivia! Buy us food!! Dinner with Semen Man."
"He has a name—White."
"But he said he's Semen Man?"
"......"
"......"
Our eyes met Nivia's for a moment.
Her blue eyes grew misty. 'Please correct her.'
If I didn't, Kira would keep calling me Semen Man, Dick Juice Man, Dick Juice Human around Nivia.
The last two might be pushing it. Anyway.
"Call me White when others are around."
"Got it! Winner's privilege. Anything else you want me to do?"
"Loser obeys all, huh? That's the rule in your district?"
"Yup. Girls usually just get roughed up enough not to break before marriage! Guys get their heads chopped off as standard."
You could feel the difference in upbringing and values from the vibe alone.
Bright expression like she was raised with love, childlike face hiding a near-maniacal fighting spirit.
"White beat me, so he owns me now."
"Friendly match, so half-owner it is."
Kira scooped up her fallen spear and flashed a grin.
"Deal. Next time, I won't lose. Never!"
"......"
The spectators were starting to disperse. Nivia spoke quietly.
"Shall we move somewhere else? But first......"
She held out brooms to us.
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"Participants have to clean up their own messes! I'll help too!"
......What.
How serious is she about cleanup?
I spotted Kira trying to slink away like a crafty cat again.
"Biska! Block her escape!"
Biska and I launched Operation: Capture Kira.
"Ack!? Surrounded? That's cheating!"
I grabbed her by the scruff and hoisted her up.
"Kyaaang......!? M-my crotch... my clothes are wedged in...!"
"If this weren't friendly, you'd be backstabbed already. Got it?"
Squeeze.
Kira's red leotard dug even deeper, swallowed by her pussy.
Watching her kick her white legs while dangling from my grip... got me a little hard.
"Okay, okay! I won't run! I'll clean properly♥"
"What about the busted floor?"
"Oh, I can fix that."
Fix it?
Nivia cast some rewind-time-like magic, restoring the shattered arena bit by bit.
"Ooh."
The other participants were all amazed too.
"Just tidy up for the next ones, please."
Everyone grabbed a cleaning tool from Nivia's stash.
Nivia led us to a temple on the outskirts of the central district.
"Didn't know the central district had spots like this. Isn't this outside the goddess's influence?"
"It's a nursery for kids with nowhere else to go. Busy parents drop theirs off sometimes too."
"I see."
Soon, kids swarmed around Nivia, chattering away.
"Teacherrr."
"Teacher, look at the flower necklace I made!"
"Okay, let's see. Wow, you did great."
"It's a gift for you, Teacher!"
Warm and fuzzy scene...
If I'd had a pretty teacher like that as a kid, it'd be etched in my memory forever.
Seeing her surrounded by kids, smiling kindly... she looked even prettier.
"Who's that uncle?"
"Sister's boyfriend?"
"He's white like sis."
"Yeah, this is Sir White. Means 'white like sister.'"
"Whoa, so white."
"Super white."
Me, a walking danger zone visually, surrounded by kids.
A weird guilt bubbled up inside.
Is a walking biohazard like me—Semen Human incarnate—fit to stand before children?
Squeeze, squeeze.
Whatever.
Innocent kids don't judge no matter how ridiculous or vulgar I look.
That mindset comes later, with age.
For now, they just found me novel and fun,
yanking and stretching my Semen Man tights gleefully.
"That's rude to big bro. Don't just grab like that."
"His legs are white toooo."
"Did you paint them?"
"Nah... a white dragon ate me, turned me this way."
Heh.
Thought it was a cool line protecting their innocence—until
"Liar!! White dragons don't eat people!"
Thwack!!
Some annoying brat kicked me.
......I hate kids.
"Liar!"
"Talk rude to big bro one more time, and I'll trip you."
"Liar! Get lost!"
I hooked his leg right away.
Old-school wasabi-style.
Thud!
"Hic! Waaah."
Made him cry. No regrets. Spankings fix bratty kids best.
"......"
Then it hit me.
Wouldn't Nivia chew me out for a good half hour?
"Don't do that to big bro, Jackie. Stop crying and apologize."
"......S-sniff. Sorry."
......
Nivia didn't scold me in front of the kids.
She disciplined the brat the same way I did, then glanced at me.
Somehow...
Feels like co-parenting.
Never gotten butterflies from a girl over something like this. Kinda novel.
"Kids love white dragon stories here. The eastern district's full of tales about Lady Eltriia's form."
"Ah, White Dragon?"
"Getting eaten and turning white was a joke, right? Hehe."
"Haha. Obviously."
It was a joke.
Might not stay one...
I brushed off that possibility and laughed along.
"Gotta eat before training! Food, Nivia!"
"Just a bit longer, Kira."
From here, she seems like the caring big sis, Kira the carefree little sis.
I stepped back a bit to eye the temple.
"......"
Biska looked lost in memories.
"How's it stack up to the southern district nursery?"
"It's been ages, so memories fuzzy... but this one's better. Cleaner. Prettier teacher."
"Let's upgrade ours when we get back."
"You have no idea how scary the guild master gets over money stuff. No way she'd approve."
Serwen, that elf?
"Pitch it as gaining a second Biska—net profit. Pick the cute ones, build a big-tits youth system."
"What about the boys?"
"Boys'll grow fine on their own."
Girls stunted from malnutrition? Tragedy!
Biska made it big solo and got those glorious tits,
but plenty die without that shot.
Too damn sad!
"Classic southern thinking. Suits you perfect, White. And our goddess."
"Haha, don't flatter me. It's embarrassing."
"Idiot."
Big-Tits Youth Growth System. Vital.
Why? My elite guard's already slated for at least 12 kids under me.
Starting a communal daycare concept now's smart.
Mealtime.
We grabbed trays like regular volunteers and sat in the temple cafeteria.
"Tell me how you did that earlier! When I threw the spear, I swear it hit. How'd you accelerate?"
Kira was hyped already.
"I've got a question too. How do you use divinity? You're no goddess."
"Huh? Isn't divinity something White has too?"
"Ah."
Divinity? Got it.
Not just got it—it's soulbound gear I can't remove...
"Your divine artifact's power?"
"Yup. Divine artifacts hold divinity. My Infinite Spear lets me pull out endless spears."
Looks underwhelming, but badass ability.
"Dragon Mama gave it as a tourney prize!"
"Who's Dragon Mama?"
"Dragon Mama's Dragon Mama! Northern goddess!"
Got it...
That's why I sensed a threat from Kira, who I thought was peak human.
Like me, human body with a divine artifact—lets her tap some god power.
Bet we'll see more cases like this.
"Tell me what happened to my body earlier."
"That? Your womb opened up."
"Womb?"
"Cough! Cough!"
Nivia choked.
"Isn't that the baby room? Why's the baby room opening?"
"Excitement. You probably never experienced it."
"......!?"
Kira's face lit up in realization and shock. Biska snickered.
"Who climaxes their womb mid-fight?"
"Now I get it. Heh heh heh, you'll regret teaching me this."
"Oh? How so?"
Kira beamed.
"Next time, I'll train my womb to parry your attacks!"
"......"
Shake, shake.
Nivia's shoulders shook as she hung her head. Tough gig.
"Kinda curious, though. Know any womb training methods?"
"Hmm..."
Kira rubbed her lower belly thoughtfully.
"Start by stacking heavy stuff on it?"
"Got a better way."
Biska stared at me hard. 'Master, no way...' Don't give me that look.
This was all part of the plan. Right?
"What is it?"
"I'll help. Use backstabs—you'll get crazy strong."
"......Backstab! Your secret training method?"
Kira's eyes sparkled.
"......"
Nivia, silent till now, spoke up.
"Sir White."
"Uh, yeah?"
"Please refrain from inappropriate talk here."
"......Sorry."
Had to bow before her quiet fury.
"Can't train like that with kids around..."
"Then let's go! Training time! Nivia coming for backstabs too?"
"Me!?!?"
Nivia jolted up from her seat.
Acting all prim, but her mind's the dirtiest, huh.
Look at that reaction. Rocket launch.
Flushed Nivia panicked hard.
"Wha-wha, me!? B-back, back, stab!?"
"Backstabs are great for womb strengthening. What, only I didn't know?"
"No, Kira... that's not... um..."
Nivia seemed lost on where to start explaining.
She gave up and sighed in resignation.
"I'm... fine......"
"Why?"
"It's really tough training."
"Niviiiiaaa...!"
"If I could backstab-train with Nivia too, I'd love to. What're you even thinking?"
Nivia went into total chaos.
Her face burned red, shrinking as she questioned if backstab meant what she knew.
"Uh, um. Well......"
She hemmed and hawed.
"What? The backstab you imagined was different?"
"S-stop teasing me."
"Any backstab's good, though."
"Teasing a stiff girl like me isn't fun."
Not fun? Hilarious.
"Cute, Nivia."
"......!"
Flinch.
"Cu... Hehe....... A-hem! Thanks for the compliment, but I'll pass. We must keep pure bodies per our tenets."
"......"
That's a hot setup too.
Wanna see that killer body under the robe for real.
Shed parade it, she'd fend off guys nonstop.
Thinks she's covered well, but dead wrong.
Can't hide that perfect birthing hips.
"Alright. See you next time, Nivia."
"Yes, Sir White. Next up: eastern district."
After parting with Nivia,
I brought Kira back to the room where Biska and I were crashing.
"Training here?! Awesome. Anytime!"
I whipped out Prince Dick from my tights right away.
Shlick.
"Ack. Huh?"
Kira blinked down at my raging erection in surprise.
"This is a dick. Say hi."
"......H-hi?"