Chapter 25
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 25
Chapter Title: Semen Man Enters the Royal Capital
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I climbed onto the carriage while the forest was still shrouded in the crisp dawn air.
"Yeah, good girl."
Kana was carefully stroking the horse and feeding it.
Thanks to the elves' special care, the horses were in perfect health, their coats gleaming clean.
"Shall we head out?"
Biska hopped up beside me and took the reins.
First thing that caught my eye was the sheer size of her breasts.
Was this busty mercenary out of her mind? She'd ditched her armor for a skin-tight black leotard.
The outline of her chest was fully visible, and her thighs and ass were on full display. I had no idea where to look.
"Why the shock? You told me not to wear armor and to show more skin."
"Oh."
Oh, right. That was my order.
"Like it? I tried to meet my employer's demands as best I could..."
Instead of answering, I buried my face in Biska's tits.
Vrrrrooom!! So soft!! I'm in bliss~!
Squish squish squish!!
"..."
Biska impassively grabbed my hair—leotard and all—and yanked me up.
My face stretched like it was glued to her skin.
Streeeetch.
"Nyaaah."
Even as she hoisted me up, I kept trying to dive back into her cleavage.
The result? My face elongated even more.
Streeetch.
I'm not giving up!
"Just look. Whitey."
"Squiiiish!!"
"You don't have a dick in your head instead of a brain?"
You're the one tempting me in that black leotard!
Who wears that over K-cup tits?! Huh?!
"...Jeong Jae-hyeok. What are you doing?"
Gasp.
Kana's voice snapped me back to reality.
She was glaring at us flirting, clearly displeased.
"Mercenary. I'll sit next to him."
"Even if you say that, I'm the one who has to keep an eye on this guy."
Right! Exactly!
Not that I agreed because I wanted to bury myself in leotard Biska's tits or anything.
Heh heh heh.
"...In that outfit? Where'd you even get something like that?"
"I asked Ellie if she had any old clothes to toss, then cut it with scissors."
"Huh."
Impressive, Biska.
You really get the job done. The employer's moved to tears by that attention to detail.
"Plus, I'm the one guiding you to the capital, right?"
That's what I'd said before we left.
"Biska knows human society best, so let's leave the planning to her."
"I know the forest paths better. I'm an elf."
But Kana wasn't backing down.
"Hmm, alright then. Over to you, elf."
...Ah. Nooo!!
The K-cup leotard babe is leaving!
As I gazed longingly at that ass, Kana slid in beside me like she was taking over.
She's gorgeous.
The blue-haired, blue-eyed elf with pale skin stared at me accusingly.
"You like those ridiculously huge tits that much?"
That's the vibe her eyes were giving off.
Kana's breasts might not match Ellie's or Biska's, but they were plenty full—more than a handful for me.
Today's outfit was pantyhose hugging her legs and a super short miniskirt that barely covered her waist.
Her shoulders and armpits were exposed for mobility.
With her perfect proportions, Kana's legs were killer.
She noticed my gaze trailing down her legs and crossed them with a smooth motion.
Boner!!
Seeing my dick spring out like a jack-in-the-box through my tights, Kana smirked.
"Mind if I sit here? Not that I need to ask."
"..."
What was this inexplicable sense of defeat?
My erection had given away all my secrets. Nothing left to say.
But this is Semen Man style.
In fact, now that it's like this!
"Let me rub my dick on your thighs."
"..."
"Ugh."
Time seemed to freeze for a moment.
I endured the women's stunned stares—"He's going that far?"—for a bit.
Then Kana sighed, resigned, and turned her ass toward me.
"Go ahead."
"Kana...!"
She parted her thighs slightly and leaned sideways.
Holy crap!
Dick sandwich between Kana's thighs on the way? Possible?
"Behave when others are around."
"Got it... Haah...! Haa..."
"Tch♥ Feels good?"
Feels amazing...!
I pressed tight against Kana's stocking-clad thighs.
That's when.
"Kana, Jae-hyeok! I packed lunches."
Ellie came running over.
Her clothes were disheveled, cheeks flushed.
No wonder—we'd just had sex like that.
"Ellie. You okay to move already?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Eat on the way. Blue one's yours, Kana. Pink in the middle's for Ms. Biska. And..."
"Mine's twice as much."
"To keep your strength up... Heh."
A lunchbox brimming with wifely love.
"I'll be back soon. Wait for me, Ellie! I'll wrap things up clean and come right back."
"Yeah! Safe travels!"
Off to the capital!
Kana sat half astride me with a haughty look, letting me rub against her thighs.
Pre-cum wouldn't stop leaking...!
The carriage jolted on the uneven wheels at first, making it shaky, but once we hit the smooth forest road, it was comfy.
Traces of human-elf exchange, probably. Paved road.
Biska drove the sub-carriage behind us, and muffled groans came from inside—"Ugh, ugh."
"Hm? Biska. Hear any noises?"
"Ah, noises? Don't worry about it."
"It's Craig's men."
Kana answered for her.
I thought they'd been executed with Craig, but they were still alive.
Biska got released midway, but these guys stayed locked up.
No pity from me.
"Craig was unforgivable from the elves' perspective."
Kana said while rubbing my dick with one leg.
I figured that child-loving creep (total scumbag) was better off gone too.
But executing everyone involved indiscriminately would spark unavoidable conflicts.
It'd undermine what we were doing now.
We were heading to report that the elves had done their utmost to preserve peaceful relations.
'Not as bloodthirsty as I thought.'
This world wasn't primitive compared to modern times, but I doubted they killed on a whim.
Might be the opposite—blood washing blood made folks cautious.
"That traitor bitch Biska... Fuck..."
Mutterings leaked from the carriage amid the groans.
Biska seemed unfazed, but she was hauling her former comrades to their doom.
...Is she okay with that?
"Keep staring over there?"
"Huh?"
Kana glanced at me smoothly.
"I'm happy sitting next to you."
It hit like a sudden confession. I startled.
Kana, surprisingly proactive.
"This the same Kana who chewed me out for peeking at her panties? Your tits are swelling with pride."
"That was the first time we met. Now we like each other...!"
"Yeah, I like you too."
Kana stomped her feet happily.
Oh, ooh. Dick stimulation!
"Tell me more. More."
"Sitting next to Kana is the best. Perfect..."
"Heh, good. Say it whenever you want♥"
Flirting with a pretty elf beauty.
Skinship level was basically nuisance-couple territory, but...
Safe in the empty woods.
Weather was perfect today.
Picnicking in a clearing with lunches felt just like that.
"Hey! I need to piss!!"
If only the prisoners weren't so rowdy.
Tch, right... this is a mission...
"Go into those bushes. And piss where I can see you. Run and you'll get caught mid-shit, so watch it."
To shield our party's women, I handled prisoner bathroom duty.
"Tch, that pasty weirdo..."
"What'd you say?"
"N-nothing! Fuck... We haven't had real food in days."
"That's why we're taking you home. Be grateful."
They got caught kidnapping elf kids and still breathing—that's lucky.
"Overreacting just for trying to sell a few elves. They came willingly anyway."
I ignored them.
Cheap provocation to get a rise out of me.
Still yapping while pissing.
"We're trash, huh? Biska's worse. Shadow Guild's bitch. She'll pretend to follow you then betray you when the time's right."
"...Shadow Guild?"
"You don't know? They're the real human trafficking pros."
"What're you on about?"
Human trafficking experts?
"Wake up—your blue-haired elf'll be sold for top coin, you'll be stripped and chased outta the capital. Heh heh heh."
Thwack.
I kicked him face-forward into the dirt.
"Grahk!"
Semen Man doesn't hold back.
"Shut your trap. Unless you want your head in the next guy's shit."
"Fine, fine. My life's precious too, white bro."
Shit-talk, but it rang true.
Biska seemed to know the Shadow Guild leader.
These carriage owners weren't clean either.
Natural to see them as the same crew.
But I didn't wanna suspect Biska blindly. She still had uses.
'Funny to hand her the reins then doubt her. Better watch first.'
I reminded myself of the instincts I'd honed fighting Esilwin, my day-one mentor.
When push came to shove, my body was all I could rely on.
......
Back at the carriages, Biska was packing up and spotted me.
"What'd they say?"
"That you're gonna betray me?"
"Hm."
"That's it."
Kana perked her ears, eyeing me.
Play dumb for me, Kana.
"If you're uneasy with my help, we can end the contract now."
"Work hasn't even started. Do your job for the pay—show more ass and tits for me."
Eye candy was fine, at least.
Biska casually tugged her leotard aside, flashing a generous tit.
Woooah.
Tits filled my vision.
I couldn't help admiring that overwhelming size and pillow-soft look.
How blissful to squeeze 'em.
The guys coming back from the john gawked wide-eyed.
Biska covered up and glared.
"You lot don't look. Scram."
Perks of being the boss...
We boarded again and hurried toward the capital.
"At this pace, we'll arrive by evening."
"I can see it."
Forest gave way to a big hill like a low mountain, then a river-hugging city beyond.
A fortress city walled by massive ramparts.
Definitely not medieval scale.
At least Renaissance era.
With unique magic, even more advanced wasn't weird.
"Checkpoint coming up."
"How do we pass?"
"Leave it to me."
At the capital's checkpoint, a long line snaked ahead amid crowds.
They whispered as our carriages rolled up.
"Look over there..."
Tch...
I got why they'd stare at our hot party girls, but Kana as a sideshow?
Irritation building...
"Check out that white thing."
"...New monster species?"
"Freaky. White hood all the way over its head."
Fuck, it's me.
Kana wasn't the spectacle—I was.
"Your outfit really stands out, Jae-hyeok..."
Can't be helped.
If I could draw the stares instead of my dazzling elf girlfriend, I'd gladly take it.
As our convoy approached, guards from the outpost blocked Biska.
"Halt, halt. No passage without permit. State your identity."