Chapter 99
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 99
Chapter Title: 9.9 Peach Garden Oath?
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"Sino, do you know about the Peach Garden Oath?"
"Yes. Of course."
It's that thing from Romance of the Three Kingdoms, right? The one where they swore brotherhood under a peach tree.
They vowed to die on the same day even if they were born on different ones, but in the end, they all went their separate ways.
"Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei shared wine cups in the Peach Garden and became sworn brothers. But there's no wine here, so we'll use this instead."
The president wiped the semen from her cheek with her index finger and held it out in front of Sino.
"This is..."
"If we share this semen like this, Sino and I will truly become sworn sisters."
The president spouted utter nonsense with a flawlessly innocent smile.
"S-Sworn sisters..."
And Sino was genuinely moved by it.
...What is this?
Not the Peach Garden Oath, but the Semen Oath?
Am I the weird one for thinking this is strange?
Sino, gazing at the president's proffered finger with an expression of deep emotion, slowly brought her lips to it.
*Smack.*
She took the president's finger between her lips and sucked off my semen clinging to it like it was something precious.
"Ngh..."
Sino closed her eyes and savored the president's finger.
The president blushed faintly, as if it tickled.
Hmm. Splendid.
It's got that real yuri vibe.
If any of the female fans of these two saw this, they'd probably faint from a nosebleed.
My dick, which had gone quiet after cumming, twitched for no reason.
Ahem. Yuri between beautiful girls is a wonderful thing. Indeed.
Sino slowly released the president's finger with a reverent air and opened her eyes.
The president smiled at her like a flower blooming.
"Now we're truly sworn sisters, Sino."
"You're too kind, President. I will serve you with utmost sincerity from here on."
"Don't be so formal. We're sworn sisters now."
"Yes. Thank you, President."
Even with the president's friendly tone, Sino maintained her formal demeanor.
But it was clear their bond had grown even closer.
"Naibusu, you too! The Peach Garden Oath is for three people! We'll be sworn siblings!"
"No, I'm good."
I flatly refused the president's offer.
It might be cool to become sworn siblings with these two, but I couldn't exactly eat my own semen.
But the president didn't accept my refusal meekly.
"Come on!"
"Oh?"
*Smack!
The president suddenly pressed her lips to mine as I lounged back on the sofa.
A surprise attack that gave no chance to dodge—a true lip collision.
The kiss was brief, but I definitely felt the sensation and her body heat.
"Oh."
I touched my lips in a daze and looked at the president. She grinned and said,
"N-Now Naibusu is our sworn brother too."
"Oh..."
Caught off guard, I could only let out a deflated sound as my lips were stolen.
I didn't taste any semen.
There wasn't much in her mouth to begin with, and it was just a light kiss with no saliva exchange.
But our lips had touched for real, and it wasn't unreasonable to call this an oath too.
...I see. So I got a kiss from the president.
It happened so fast, and I was off guard, so it didn't really sink in.
Would the chairman kill me if he found out? Nah, I've probably crossed that line already.
Here's hoping Kunokuno-senpai doesn't stab me in the back.
"Now the three of us were born at different times, but we'll die together. Got it?"
I nodded dumbly.
"Good."
The president beamed, then turned away as if all business was done and began cleaning the semen off her face and body.
But her heart was pounding with anxiety, her pulse racing, her mind churning.
She was seriously flustered.
I see. So the president loves me.
What an honor. I'm grateful.
I half-expected Sino to attack me using the kiss as an excuse, but she was still lost in the afterglow of becoming sworn sisters with the president and paid me no mind.
"? What with that look."
Then our eyes met, snapping her out of it, and she scowled.
"Won't Sino give me a kiss too? Nah, kidding."
The Peach Garden Oath originally involves three people sharing a cup.
So logically, Sino should kiss me too.
But I hurriedly took it back to stop her reaching for her blade again. I didn't want my dick sliced off.
"Then we'll get dressed again, so turn around for a bit, Naibusu."
After wiping all the semen off each other with Sino, the president said,
"Huh? Is that necessary?"
"Anyway."
Just putting clothes back on—did we really need to turn away? We've seen everything already.
But the president probably had parts she didn't want seen. I turned around without argument.
From behind came the rustle of clothes and whispers between the president and Sino.
"President?!"
"Shh. Quiet."
Hm?
Sino's startled exclamation and the president's hush.
Then they started whispering again.
They seemed to want to keep it from me, but my sharp hearing caught every sneaky word.
Ahem.
Indeed.
Ah, so that's it.
Ho ho. A surprise from the president?
...If that's the case, I'll play dumb like a gentleman. Heh heh.
"Okay now, Naibusu."
"Yes."
At the president's okay, I turned back around.
The two of them—President Mizuki and Sino—stood there awkwardly.
Both cheeks flushed, breaths uneven. Were they not feeling well?
"Hm? Why are you two standing like that?"
I asked, pretending not to know.
The president wore an expression of excited anticipation.
Sino looked displeased, glancing aside.
"Sino and I prepared a surprise gift for Naibusu, who helped us swear the Peach Garden Oath."
"A surprise gift? Right now? What is it?"
Honestly, I felt the act itself was reward enough.
But you can't refuse a prepared gift.
That'd be rude to the givers.
I straightened up on the sofa and looked at them expectantly.
"Hee hee. The gift is... right here~"
The president paused dramatically.
Then...
"...Ta-da!"
With that, the president and Sino both lifted their skirts at once.
"Oh—"
In that instant.
Time for me slowed to a crawl, dozens of times slower, while my vision sharpened hundreds of times.
My brain captured every frame of the view under their skirts.
"—Oh—"
No panties under either skirt, where they should have been.
The president had prepared this no-panty surprise for me, a panty lover.
Panty King. Ultimate Panties. Panties' Final Evolution.
Panties, Panter, Pantist, and—No Panties.
The president's mound gleamed smooth and bald as a freshly paved highway.
Cute and dainty. Pure and untainted.
The hair was probably shaved. She hadn't planned to show it to anyone today, so this must be her usual grooming.
On the other side was Sino's mound, buried in a thick bush.
Not a mere forest rim, but a dense woodland.
Probably untouched, natural growth. No baldness worries in old age.
"—Oh!"
Was it the allure of the limited edition?
The rarity of never usually seeing those spots drew my eyes even more.
Hmm. Time's not moving. It's flowing too slowly.
It always slowed in moments like this, but today it was extreme. I could count the strands in Sino's bush.
*Flutter.*
Their skirts dropped back down, and time resumed its normal flow.
"D-Did you see? Naibusu?"
The president asked with a shy, tense, nervous smile.
That was probably the boldest thing she'd ever done. Her heartbeat must be racing several times faster than normal.
『Phew. Good thing. If he really saw, I'd never get married. Should I ask Naibusu to take responsibility? Ahh! So embarrassing!』
That was a true surprise. They lifted and dropped in under a second.
A normal person probably couldn't even register it.
But I'm no normal person. I had plenty of time to examine every fold and hair.
Mm. My training paid off. Effort really does pay dividends.
"Hmph. Opportunities in life come only once. Blame your own slack mind for missing the chance of a lifetime."
Sino seized the moment to act superior.
Heh. Does she really think I missed it? Too bad I can't develop the photo in my head.
"Ah, I missed the president's, but Sino's lush jungle was crystal clear in my—"
*Whack!
Sino dashed over and smacked my crown.
Ooh. Skirt fluttering.
Wonder if the bush inside fluttered too?
"Y-You! Forget it! Forget!"
"Urgh."
Sino grabbed my neck and shook me.
I played dead from the head smack.
"Hee hee."
The president smiled shyly at our antics.
A peaceful, everyday scene in the student council room.