A dirt spoon who threw himself into the Han River due to a Bitcoin crash regresses back to his college days. With the future coin charts engraved in his head, all that's left now is to slap the haughty female students and the business major goddess—who used to treat me like a bug during my poor days—with stacks of cash to make them submit.
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