Chapter 93
Chapter 93
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 93
Chapter Title: Vampire Withdrawal and Legged Sharks
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[Concept Post: My boyfriend's amazing, but he's sick of me. What should I do? ㅠㅠ]
(Clip of SoonDieVamp and DragonWillDie duking it out over Kelleyton airspace)
Sorry, I pulled aggro just to show you this... Is this for real? The loser squad's fight level is insane. These are legit world-top-tier clashes... Were those the same pathetic nerds? Loser squad is legendary...
[Upvotes 7423] [Downvotes 512]
- (Aww, fuck elf con)
- Clickbait title, you hack lol
- Fact: Those losers were never pathetic nerds
ㄴ OP: Ack! My bad!
ㄴ lmao wtf
- Fact: The real pathetic nerd is the pure elf who summoned a dragon and then ghosted
ㄴ Fact: That's a fact
ㄴ PureElf: ...haha yeah;
The bunker shook for a moment.
Wondering what was up, I fired up the gallery first. Turns out, it wasn't a beast invasion or anything.
Just the loser squad throwing down IRL.
It started when SoonDieVamp questioned DragonWillDie about Felisi, and she boldly admitted it.
SoonDieVamp: Newbie, this your doing?
DragonWillDie: (Elf? Dragon con)
DragonWillDie: Oh, this gallery thing humans made is really fun
SoonDieVamp: Mocking your senior?
DragonWillDie: (Real con of stabbing a vampire in a pot)
Not just bold—she was straight-up trolling.
"No, do you two know each other?"
The vibe was they lowkey hated each other.
Eventually, SoonDieVamp got scratched by that real con and flew all the way to Kelleyton where Felisi was.
- Man, end times for real now?
- Ah, life's been good enough lol
- Logging off first~
ㄴ (Feels good man con)
ㄴ (Laughing cat con)
And surprisingly, the gallery was chill.
"Stage 5 of death?"
They'd hit the final acceptance stage of the five stages of grief, straight-up embracing death.
In this hair-trigger moment where a fight could erupt any second.
I hurriedly jumped into the admin chat.
Judak*: Stop!
Judak*: (Guy firmly holding out palm gif)
PureElf: lol no one's watching
Judak*: Wanna die?
PureElf: (Elf folding ears and shrinking con)
Of course, it didn't faze them.
"I didn't wanna resort to this..."
['SoonDieVamp', 'DragonWillDie' banned for 9999 days.]
['SoonDieVamp', 'DragonWillDie' unbanned from 9999 days.]
[9999 days ban.]
[Unbanned from 9999 days.]
DragonWillDie: (Dragon con jumping in shock)
SoonDieVamp: ! *cough cough*
Pulling the ban card a few times had the desired effect.
The two who'd been ignoring everything to brawl froze and busied themselves staring at the gallery midair.
DragonWillDie: Wh-what's wrong with you? Bans are too much...
Especially Felisi—she was shook.
Maybe 'cause she was a dragon bored and listless with daily life?
But SoonDieVamp was different.
SoonDieVamp: Doesn't matter!
Judak*: What
SoonDieVamp: Come back!
SoonDieVamp: (Hug me vampire con)
Unlike the SoonDieVamp who loved the gallery, her eyes were half-rolled as she started hunting for me.
"Was giving her too much blood back then the problem?"
SoonDieVamp floated alone in the air, pupils shaky with unease.
She looked nothing like her usual self.
I'd vaguely suspected, but seeing this turned suspicion to certainty.
DragonWillDie: Looks like blood addiction
And the elder—er, Felisi—seemed to know the issue, as expected from a long-lived dragon.
Judak*: What's blood addiction
DragonWillDie: A disease vampires get. Rare, hits when they get too much of their favorite blood...
DragonWillDie: Think of it like an alcoholic
Judak*: Got it instantly
"Crystal clear."
Vampires have preferred blood types too, apparently.
Drinking it brings pleasure and bliss—like booze.
Plus, SoonDieVamp suffered from a curse before discovering my blood.
So she got hooked way easier.
[Title: Uh, loser squad acting weird;]
(Clip of SoonDieVamp anxiously biting nails)
(Clip of her trembling like vibrate mode's on)
Looks just like my dad when he got cut off from booze;
Problem is, dad smashes furniture at home
But loser squad could smash Kelleyton ㅇㅇ;
[Upvotes 5121] [Downvotes 52]
- No idea what we did wrong, but pls hold it in...
ㄴ "No idea what we did wrong" ← that's the problem?
ㄴ Dumping tactical nuke gifs every dawn raid
ㄴ Ignoring and shunning her before she went full loser squad
ㄴ Reverse discriminating 'cause we thought she got paid to loser squad
ㄴ Yeah we fucked up bad?
I'd stopped the fight for now, but that didn't solve shit.
When problems blow up, third-party meddling's less key than the parties talking it out.
"Talk it out with your bodies, important stuff."
Truth is, I don't stop IRL beef.
Problem's they wanna do it over my house.
Judak*: Chill first, both of you
DragonWillDie: Telling us not to fight? Got it. I was childish
Judak*: Nah
Judak*: (Map coords to unknown lands west)
Judak*: Fight here?
DragonWillDie: ?
[Title: Who wins the fight of the century?]
Author: Judak*
No duplicate votes
10,231 participants so far / Live results
1. SoonDieVamp
2. DragonWillDie
50% of bet refunded on loss!
[Upvotes 9999+] [Downvotes 102]
- lmao you troll
- Sometimes this guy's the worst lol
- Judak* sets up arena for loser squad brawl kek
*
Long story short, it fizzled.
Once I laid out the arena, the two cooled off and dropped the fight.
- Whoa smart play
ㄴ ??
ㄴ Fight was about to pop off, so he intervened to make it childish?
ㄴ Oh yeah?
ㄴ Whoa fits perfect
ㄴ Judak*) No shut up
"Better to just curse me out."
I'd flexed my ultimate troll only for the betting pool to flop.
In a dying world, opening unlimited bets was never gonna fly anyway.
Felisi quickly lost interest.
Freshly awake, she was too busy for random fights.
DragonWillDie: (Author next chapter! con)
DragonWillDie: So when's part 2 of Jean Valjean fairy tale dropping?
She was busy collecting every fairy tale I'd stocked at the market.
Like dragons crave hoarding, Felisi had collector's itch too.
Just her targets were past market items—not gold or jewels.
[Barter: Buying All Market Rares]
Author: DragonWillDie
(Winking thumbs-up dragon con)
Snacks, food, literature, etc.—buying it all no discrimination.
Payment: gems or rice balls, your pick
- Buy leftover bottle caps?
ㄴ DragonWillDie: What kind?
ㄴ Cola
ㄴ DragonWillDie: Zero?
ㄴ Yeah ㅇㅇ
ㄴ DragonWillDie: (Gif of rice ball mountain)
ㄴ Whoa; thx thx;
- Hand
ㄴ DragonWillDie: Spill
ㄴ (Empty honey butter chip bag)
ㄴ You buy this too?
ㄴ DragonWillDie: Hand it over
ㄴ Huh?
ㄴ (Shut up and take money! Stern dragon con)
ㄴ Eek!
"Why buy empty chip bags with gold?"
She'd set up shelves on the magic tower penthouse—new digs—and displayed market junk.
Variety was bizarre.
Empty honey butter bags, half-drunk cola cans, zero cola cap.
No clue, so I asked...
DragonWillDie: Gold and jewels are for baby dragons a few centuries old
DragonWillDie: A proper dragon eyes unique stuff, no?
Judak*: Like empty honey butter bags?
DragonWillDie: Judak knows nothing!
Judak*: :(
Anyway, Felisi went back to her life.
But now SoonDieVamp was the issue.
Felisi's diagnosis confirmed her blood addiction.
SoonDieVamp: (Trembling hands gif)
SoonDieVamp: Blood, tasty blood Judak bloooood!!!
Judak*: Calm down;
Cut off from my blood, withdrawal hit hard.
But no way was I going back to that.
"Still, ignoring it might make her berserk."
Vamp going feral sans blood is media canon, right?
So I rolled out homework.
Judak*: Manage gallery hard, get blood proportional ㅇㅋ?
SoonDieVamp:
Judak*: Yo?
SoonDieVamp: Don't bug Judak. Busy banning trolls rn
Worked like a charm.
SoonDieVamp went full gallery mod zealot, rivaling Felisi.
"So everything's sorted?"
I'd awkwardly resettled and dove comfy into bed.
Got home safe, stopped SoonDieVamp's rampage.
Just reread today's concepts—then this popped.
[Concept Post/Question: Fishing at sea, what species is this?]
"O?"
Amid the usual chaos concepts, one wholesome hobby post caught my eye.
"Finally a normal hobby share?"
Fishing tho—unexpected.
Pretty leisurely for a world-ending vibe.
"Well, no sea beast reports ever."
Rifts only spawned on land.
Makes sense for a fishing hobby, I thought, clicking.
(Legged sharks storming land, smashing huts gif)
(Sharks breaching wildly, chasing OP gif)
lol aggressive fishies
- ???
- Wtf actual species?
- Fish jumping outta water??
ㄴ Question how shark got legs first smh
"...Merfolk?"
Legged fish leaping from sea, attacking folks.
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