Chapter 91
Chapter 91
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 91
Chapter Title: The Dragon's Challenge
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“Kraaaaaah.”
The ridiculously tough dragon let out a roar.
Dragons were insanely strong, the strongest among all living creatures.
“Ugh, fuck this, let’s run!”
It was an opponent no human could handle.
And so, the Kellarton Kingdom, where Jusak Magic Tower stood, was utterly demolished.
Fin.
- Holy shit, no way!!!
- ?Dragon?
- Kellarton hasn’t even lasted a year yet, you bastard!!
A dragon had appeared.
A real dragon, the kind only mentioned in legends.
This mystical red dragon unfurled wings large enough to blanket the entire plaza.
“It’s not just some fairy tale—it actually exists.”
A chilling thought flashed through my mind.
No way it’s some kind of beast, right?
If it was a mutated monster from a rift, Kellarton was on the verge of total shutdown.
But fortunately, the concept post confirmed the dragon wasn’t a monster.
[Concept Post: Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit]
Author: zl Groundstorm Mage
(Meme of looking down from the magic tower)
I don’t know why it’s Jusak Magic Tower of all places...
But Dragon Majesty told me to relay this, so here it is.
To the blue administrator who didn’t believe in my existence.
Didn’t you demand proof of my being?
I’ve proven it, so now it’s your turn.
Come out and honor your promise to duel me.
[Upvotes 6121] [Downvotes 3121]
- Whoa, holy shit, its pupils are bigger than a person’s
- Dragon’s form is insane, even punctuating full sentences in the gallery ㄷㄷ
ㄴ Proper and polite words are indeed from Dragon Emperor ㄷㄷ;
- So what’s this thing saying?
ㄴ “Come meet me IRL, kid.”
ㄴ ??? Holy shit, then go already, you coward
ㄴ That’s what it means
ㄴ Ahh~ Thanks~
ㄴ Thought it was Patak trolling and was about to pick a fight?
But it was a problem in a different way.
Duel me, prove it.
In short, it was pissed and calling for an IRL showdown.
And of all things, the instigator was a Patak.
“No, Evande.”
The issue was that no matter which Patak went out, it’d be a disaster.
If Soon-to-Die Bloodsucker went, Kellarton—meant to be the duel arena—would turn into Kel/lar-ton for sure.
If Full-Bushed Elf went instead, she’d end up a Bald-Bushed Elf corpse, found cold and stiff.
Worst case, they might even hold me accountable.
[Admin Chat]
Judak*: What the hell is going on??
Judak*: Who picked a fight with that dragon??
I posted in the Patak chat room before things got worse.
“I’m not.”
“Ah.”
Soon-to-Die Bloodsucker, stuck right by my side, immediately shook her head.
Come to think of it, ever since she’d been with me, she’d paid more attention to me than the gallery.
Naturally, it wasn’t Soon-to-Die Bloodsucker.
That left only Full-Bushed Elf?
Judak*: Fullbushfullbush... what happened...
Full-Bushed Elf: Cra... cra...
Full-Bushed Elf: Crazy dragon started it!
And ominous predictions always come true.
It started around the time rumors spread in the gallery that Pataks were getting paid.
- Holy shit, hire me as Patak too!
- Gimme free Honey Butter Chips too!
Patak fever was at its peak back then.
Everyone was applying to become Patak.
- 4023, mute, dragon, don’t know much about the gallery but will work hard for dozens of centuries
Even the dragon was mixed in there.
“No, that wasn’t just aggro.”
I remembered seeing it.
I’d thought it was some low-level aggro like Season 451243.
So I ignored it even when it kept popping up, but unlike me, Full-Bushed Elf couldn’t hold back.
ㄴ Full-Bushed Elf) Can’t even pull aggro once.
ㄴ Mortal, what’re you suddenly on about?
ㄴ Full-Bushed Elf) Even if you’re doing a concept, do it properly. Keep dragoning in every post and you’re banned.
Not once or twice, but constant dragon talk.
Full-Bushed Elf had stepped up herself and threatened a ban.
ㄴ ?
ㄴ I really am a dragon.
Of course, the real dragon galrum felt wronged.
But it hadn’t lived thousands of years for nothing.
The dragon didn’t lash out in anger right away.
ㄴ Blue administrator, dragons do exist.
ㄴ I know it’s hard to believe, of course.
ㄴ I speak not a single lie, so won’t you believe me?
Calm and composed, it acknowledged the misunderstanding to Full-Bushed Elf and explained.
It must’ve thought that with such sincere words, even a Patak would clear the misunderstanding and accept it.
But who was Full-Bushed Elf?
ㄴ Full-Bushed Elf) Lol, 1/10.
ㄴ Full-Bushed Elf) If you’re a dragon, I’m a god.
ㄴ Full-Bushed Elf) Eat shit lol ㅋㅋ ㅗㅗ
ㄴ ???
[10-Day Ban]
[Ban Reason – Impersonating Dragon, Endless Brainrot]
The Patak who fought galrums every day.
She’d mistaken the dragon for a troll and banned it for 10 days, kicking it from the gallery.
After hearing the whole story, I calmly posted in chat.
Judak*: Holy shit, it’s all your fault.
Full-Bushed Elf: Whiiiine~
For a second, I thought the real dragon might’ve started it too.
In the end, unable to endure it, the dragon showed up at Kellarton Magic Tower.
It was protesting, calling out the Patak.
“That scratched an itch.”
“Hm?”
“They usually just sleep in their lairs. Must’ve really gotten under its skin.”
Soon-to-Die Bloodsucker spoke in an amazed tone as she watched, and I realized the severity.
Kellarton was one step away from being demolished in real time.
(Dragon roaring meme)
(Meme of glass windows shattering from the shockwave)
- Aaaah holy shit save me!
- (Scared! Not majestic! Con)
- (Hug me con)
ㄴ (I’ll hug you, monster con)
- Ugh, damn Pataks!
- Crazy Patak, come out and fix this!!!
“Whew, this doesn’t seem like something I can fix...”
A tranquilizer gun wouldn’t even faze a flying dragon.
And while it was the real victim, using weapons would be overkill.
I had no clue how to calm it down, but I started damage control anyway.
[Unbanned ‘What Does Make a Nickname Mean’]
“No, look at that nickname.”
First, I’d find the dragon galrum and talk.
Judak*: Hi, let’s calm down and talk first.
I approached cautiously.
Of course, I didn’t expect words to work right away.
Why else would it come down to a human city in a rage?
Worst-case scenarios weren’t off the table.
I’d even planned to ask Soon-to-Die Bloodsucker for help...
- Gallery administrator! How delightful to finally meet you!
“Huh.”
This dragon was friendlier toward me than expected.
*
The dragon galrum called herself the Queen of Dragons.
Her name was Evruin Dien Pellisi.
Dragons didn’t have strong gender distinctions; they followed their first polymorph gender.
- Judak*) So what’s gender and what’s name?
ㄴ Hm, too hard to pronounce, eh?
ㄴ No worries. I hear your gallery has conventions for that.
[‘What Does Make a Nickname Mean’ → ‘Dragon Will Die’]
Dragon Will Die: Call me this.
“What a naming sense.”
Better than ‘Make a Nickname Whatever’ at least?
Dragons usually had arrogant images, but Pellisi wasn’t like that.
Or was it just with me?
Dragon Will Die: I’ve read the works you authored. Each one a beautiful treasure.
Dragon Will Die: Surely you’ve ascended to the ranks of great beings like us?
Pellisi had read the fairy tale books I’d dumped in the market.
Maybe that’s why she listened to me so well.
As if the rampage never happened, she sat demurely in the plaza before the magic tower, forelegs tucked.
Pellisi seemed to see me as a transcendent being like herself.
Judak*: Uh, sorry, but I’m not some great being.
Judak*: Just a normal civilian.
As always, I tried correcting the misunderstanding, but Pellisi didn’t buy it.
Dragon Will Die: What witty humor!
Dragon Will Die: Your intellect-born literature was from a distant future.
Dragon Will Die: And you, the inscrutable gallery admin, a mere human?
Dragon Will Die: Speaking of which, Judak. When’s Jean Valjean Part 2 coming out?
She’d grown interested in the gallery, showing no sign of leaving.
She looked ready to settle in Kellarton.
“Ah, headache...”
At least the Patak showdown was off, but the dragon in Kellarton was still fact.
I couldn’t just tell a dragon to leave.
If it suddenly got bored and flew off flapping, Kellarton would disintegrate.
Lady Tuna Can Queen: ...ㅇ︿ㅇ
Judak*: Haha sorry;;
Lady Tuna Can Queen: Judak... save me...
Starting with Tuna Queen, whom I’d recommended as Kellarton’s queen.
- Please stop... we’ll all die at this rate!
- I’m going insane I’m going insane I’m going insane
- Judak do something!!!
- Lol locked eyes with the dragon through my 2nd-floor window
Even the galrums tense from the dragon’s arrival.
Everyone awaited my judgment.
After agonizing, I opened my closed eyes.
“I’ve decided.”
The elf Patak who’d idiotically made a duel promise with a dragon on her own.
But if I had even a shred of responsibility...
I boldly wrote a sniper notice targeting the dragon occupying Kellarton Plaza!
[Notice: Dragon, Come Out]
Author: Judak*
(Cat glaring down sternly con)
Didn’t wanna say this, but you’ve crossed the line.
So I called you out to say one thing.
[Upvotes 9999+] [Downvotes 0]
- Ooh, finally speaking up?
- Knew you’d come through, Judak!!!
- (Knight cheering with fists clenched con)
- Dragon Will Die: Did you call me?
ㄴ Gasp
ㄴ Eek!
Amid everyone’s cheers and fears, Pellisi appeared.
I replied to the post.
ㄴ Judak*) Wanna be Patak too? Haha
.
.
ㄴ ?
ㄴ ??
ㄴ What the fuck is this shit
ㄴ This ain’t it fuck
ㄴ What does this even mean???
ㄴ You bastard!!!!!
First, no species restrictions.
Second, strong enough to ban real-life trolls.
And finally, plenty of time to hang in the gallery.
“This is perfect armband material!”
Pellisi seemed ideal as the third Patak.
*
[Hmm?]
I dozed off briefly.
When I opened my eyes again, my home was gone, vanished entirely.
- Kieeek
- Kiik!
The first thing I saw after awakening from millennia wasn’t my warm lair.
Just goblins sucking my mana while tying me down.
- Poke poke
[How absurd.]
And having lost all fear, the goblins prodded Pellisi with spears.
Pellisi slaughtered every monster around and soared high to survey.
What she faced was a world turned to ruins by a great war.
[The world has perished.]
Glorious civilization gone, only rubble and corpses remained.
And the only thing to greet her was the unfamiliar ‘Isekai Destruction Gallery’.
For Pellisi, with no known acquaintances or fellow dragons left, falling into the gallery was inevitable.
- Today’s rumor roundup...jpg [102]
- Rate my completed magic tool [52]
- Today’s lewds collection [999+]
[How fun.]
Posts flooded in every minute, every second.
Casual, irreverent threads ignoring etiquette.
Even to her, who’d lived eons, the gallery was a cradle of pleasure.
Especially the ultimate foods available for pocket change at the market.
[Who is the master of this gallery?]
Gathering all life amid apocalypse, delivering unimaginable goods dirt cheap.
Naturally, curiosity about the gallery admin, Judak, skyrocketed.
- Judak*) Wanna be Patak too?
[Hmm?]
Then the top admin offered her a junior admin title.
[Hmm, inviting me to serve under you?]
Her slit pupils gleamed with interest in those jewel-like eyes.
Pellisi shrank her massive form to human size in an instant.
“Perfect timing, I was getting bored.”
A sweet, seductive voice.
Pellisi, Queen of Dragons, chose for the first time to serve under someone.
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