Chapter 73
Chapter 73
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 73
Chapter Title: Communist Manifesto
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>Isekai Destruction Gallery Episode 73 (74/467)
[Title: Communist Manifesto]
Author: Marc
(GIF of the Adrian flag being lowered)
(GIF of a red flag emblazoned with the Judak Market being raised)
Fron abolishes the existing noble system.
The new Fron will not deprive anyone of the power to acquire produce.
It merely strips away the power to subjugate others' labor through such acquisition.
As of today, Fron declares independence from Adrian and its status as a sovereign republic.
Proletarians of all nations, join the wave of revolution!
- Adrian Aerial Disassembly Issue 4232
- What the hell is going on?
- Fact) Adrian has no power to stop this
ㄴ Fact) That's a fact
- But what's the noble system?
ㄴ ㄹㅇ Isn't it just dividing people into noble bloodlines and commoner bloodlines from birth?
ㄴ What do you mean nobles and I are equal??
ㄴ (What the hell is this phenomenon? Con)
ㄴ Severe brainwashing addiction
ㄴ Hah, funny talk. It's only thanks to Her Majesty's grace that we have freedom of thought like this
The Duke's proxy has lost his mind!
"No, this is fucking insane."
Fron had been quiet lately.
Turns out they were in the middle of a revolution.
The surprise declaration post that went up at dawn naturally drew crowds.
Some treated it like a festival and partied,
Others seriously agreed with the content.
"The noble system should be abolished someday. Equality makes sense."
Even I agreed with part of it.
Specifically, the noble system.
Life isn't some random gacha game—how absurd is it to have your status decided from heaven at birth?
"But why communism of all things?"
The problem was if that change led to communism.
"It should've been banned right away when it popped up..."
The post had monopolized the concept post slot for a full 3 hours, devouring all attention.
They'd missed the golden hour.
But I felt wronged too.
[Title: Only Judak's watching secretly!]
Author: World's Best Rabbit
(GIF of looking up with hands neatly clasped)
(GIF of turning around and wagging tail)
∩ >ㅅ< ∩
[Recommendations 9999+] [Disrecommendations 151]
- (No lewd stuff! Con)
- (Elf clapping with tears streaming down con)
- Kyaa... Justice lives on...
- ㅅㅂ What the hell are these 51 disrecommendations?
ㄴ Probably other beastkin?
ㄴ ㄹㅇ ㅋㅋ Those cowards are hiding and just watching
ㄴ The rabbits got Judak's help and hogged all the attention, so they're salty ㅋㅋ
[Title: Embarrassed...//]
Author: Please Shake the Carrot
(GIF of wriggling body on the bed face-down)
Judak... when are you coming?
[Recommendations 9999+] [Disrecommendations 151]
- Th-this gu-guy!!!
- Black rabbit... so precious... ㅎㅎ
- Posting lewds while acting shy?
ㄴ Hmm... this is totally?
ㄴ Reminds me of some succubus somewhere...
ㄴ Wholesome and modest) ㅡㅡ
ㄴ (Gotcha, you bastard! Con)
ㄴ Please just post more!!!!
ㄴ Wanna see me die???
ㄴ Wholesome and modest) ^^ ㅎ
ㄴ ㅎ? ㅎ????
Maybe it's because it's the end of the month at dawn.
A ton of useful, top-tier info posts were flooding in.
As a modern intellectual starved for knowledge and info, I couldn't just scroll past.
That's how, while building virtue and culture, the surprise declaration hit.
- Collective effort and collective distribution? Who's that from? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴ ㄹㅇ In the end, leaders pop up, unless they're super selfless ㅋㅋ
ㄴ Absolutely doesn't make sense... wait?
ㄴ But thinking about it, it kinda does
ㄴ There's Judak
- Collective effort (Just mine for 경단)
ㄴ Fair distribution (Judak swaps for needed stuff and divides fairly)
ㄴ (Shocked elf con)
ㄴ It... makes sense!
The problem was they were starting to get swayed by that idea one by one.
And riding that momentum, the troll dropped a bomb on the concept post.
[Title: Communism Will Fail]
Author: Marc
For these 5 reasons.
Dividing property kills work ethic.
No entrepreneurs means no innovation.
No intellectuals means everyone turns dumb.
No religion means moral decay.
Trusting people gets you betrayed.
But there's a way to solve all these problems.
Judak.
I know you're watching.
If you join us, it'll definitely work.
Become the secretary-general of the committee, our leader.
That's the only way to save this world.
[Recommendations 1560] [Disrecommendations 9999+]
- Drift is truly the Demon Emperor
- Judak please... we'll crash if you don't step up...
- zl Ground Explosion Mage) Fuck, wait your turn!!!
- Why are humans arbitrarily asking you to be leader?
ㄴ Right, there's an order to cold water
ㄴ Judak's coming to Eladrien, right?
- What bullshit is this now?
- Brother Judak, absolutely not!
- Remember our long times together with Kilgrot
Fron had tried to drag me in unilaterally.
Naturally, the onlookers who'd been watching like it was a fire got antsy.
The result was one thing.
"Wow, world's first disrecommendations 9999 achievement!"
The comments exploded into chaos.
One by one, they started mentioning me, debates overheated, spiraling out of control.
In the end, I had only one move.
- Judak*) Why me
ㄴ Judak*) Thanks to everyone mentioning me. Replacing your circlejerks with bans
ㄴ Marc) ?
ㄴ ???
ㄴ Dude no
[Ban Target: 512 users]
[Ban Duration: 24 hours]
[Ban Reason: Go drink some cold water first]
I started slapping mass bans everywhere.
[Cannot view this post.]
- Kyaaak Judak's doing mass bans!!!
- Get down!!!!!
[Cannot view this post.]
[Cannot view this post.]
- Fuck save me!
- (Sobbing frog con)
ㄴ Judak*) The innocent shall live
No interest in being secretary-general.
We already know in modern times how communism played out.
"Secretary-general? Isn't that basically real-life Judak?"
Above all, no plans to be real-life Judak.
*
Hundreds vanished into bans in no time.
A day later, the banned users were all released at once.
[Title: Parole is only this once]
Author: Judak*
(GIF: Can you feel the power difference? Con)
[Recommendations 9999+] [Disrecommendations 0]
- Bringing politics into here is wrong
ㄴ And circlejerks are valid ban reasons too
ㄴ This is the right opinion
ㄴ I agree too
ㄴ Let's all make this gallery one that upholds manners and etiquette!
- ㅅㅂ These fuckers ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Judak normalizes with ban dance right away ㅋㅋㅋ
- Back to your senses? ㅋㅋ
The overheated gallery cooled in an instant.
- But rejecting it makes him even more perfect for secretary-general
ㄴ ㅇㅇ A selfless leader? That's exactly who you grab onto tighter
Of course, some gallery retards still popped off without reading the room...
ㄴ Judak*) You're dead
ㄴ Sorry
ㄴ Almost said that
I had the ban card.
Once I normalized the rest of the trolls, the gallery settled down a bit.
Of course, that was just inside the gallery—Fron's real-world mood probably hadn't calmed.
Hadn't they already smashed the noble system and declared communism?
"Should I stop this? Let it be?"
Communism's endgame was something I'd heard to death in modern times, so it felt iffy.
But soon, no need for such worries.
A bigger problem arose.
[Title: Fuck EMERGENCY!!!]
(GIF of being chased by a beast on all fours)
(GIF of shaky screen, beast right on your heels)
(GIF of beast miraculously caught in bear trap, turning into demon beast)
Beast appeared in our village;
But it was a type I'd never seen
Notably, it's emitting cold all over, arms and legs look over 2m, bald, crawls on four legs
I'm the last survivor
Been running like mad day and night, just survived by luck to post this
Fuck raise the guard
Rift must've burst
- No for real
- Looks fucking hideous
- Bald isn't a notable feature fuck
ㄴ Notable feature my ass ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- But if a rift really burst, what do?
- Ah fuck something similar circling near our village
ㄴ Wait you too? Ours too
The rift Soon-to-Die-Guy warned about had finally burst.
*
The rift in Fron burst.
From beyond the rift, threatening just with its chill, beasts began a full invasion.
"Is this really all?"
"Yes. We grabbed everything in sight, but..."
The soldier's troubled expression answered Marc's question.
They knew the rift would burst eventually.
But the speed was beyond expectations.
Above all, the countless steel items Judak had once distributed were nowhere to be found.
"Why are there so few weapons? We distributed quantities per territory, right?"
"Well..."
The knights gathered from the ducal castle and various cities wore grim faces.
Marc realized the reason soon enough.
"No way—they melted them down for luxuries?"
"...Yes."
The steel armor and weapons given to defend the castles? The lords melted them down for extravagance.
From their own steel statues to tableware and ingots, all pocketed.
But couldn't blame them.
The revolution had already turned them all into otherworlders.
"Why at a time like this..."
They'd just finished the revolution, not even reorganized yet.
Clutching his head with both hands, letting out a deep sigh—then a system alert popped.
[New items in stock at the Market!]
New items had arrived.
The knights in the meeting hall checked and their eyes bulged.
"Marc Com—er, comrade!"
"You saw it? We're saved!"
Answering the excited calls, Marc opened the Market too.
He saw the items and understood.
Why Judak rejected secretary-general.
And why, at this worst crisis with beasts pouring from the rift, new Market items were added.
"A test?"
Fron had the most vicious class system.
In that remote place, how long had nobles and haves exploited the have-nots?
Against that backdrop, Judak's rejection came with a question.
"Are we truly fit for communism?"
Prove it yourselves.
Realizing the implication, Marc shook off his despair and bought the new item.
['M2 Flamethrower' will be delivered soon!]
"Then we'll prove it."
A weapon red like Fron's flag.
Red like the cover of Imperialism.
The flamethrower, used since World War I.