Chapter 60
Chapter 60
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 60
Chapter Title: Wiki Contest Winners
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Judak Market posts twice a day.
But excluding a few fixed items, the market goods were random.
Which meant you had to wait endlessly for the item you wanted to show up.
But now you could get what you wanted, even from the excluded market items?
- They're selling excluded market items too?
- Golden Olive sounds top-tier just from the name
- Finally doing a full sell-off of mint chocolate!!!!!
ㄴ ??? Why of all things
[Title: EU that absolutely has to dive headfirst into this wiki chaos]
Hey, fellow foodie galers who strut around like gourmets
As you all know, market items are next-level quality
Ingredients are GOAT, taste is GOAT
Stuff Judak sells for 1 quadrillion casually goes for over 1 quintillion on the black market plenty of times
Meaning, even if you have the money, you can't buy it
There are even foods from this era that can't be made, with such a vast variety
And now you can pick one food that hasn't hit the market yet?
Honestly, tons of galers would gladly trade half their lifespan just to taste it
So what I'm saying is
(Meme of writing Destruction Gallery wiki)
Ah lol gimme a bulgogi burger set
- Market-tier god-tier food >>>>> top real-world meals
- Yeah, overflowing with ingredients you'd never even glimpse normally... ㅇㅇ
- Golden Olive ← I gotta eat this no matter what
- Does tuna look like chaff to you?
ㄴ Tuna) Pray at sea, barely survive prayer meta, then maybe get high-end ingredients if you're lucky
ㄴ What the hell is Judak? Where does he source this stuff?;
The announcement post had more impact than expected.
Even hoarding money wouldn't cause this much stir.
"Have I been underestimating the market too much?"
Up until now, it was just interest in the new system, but now it was straight-up an industrial revolution, not mere activation.
Over a hundred documents were being edited or updated per minute
Scholars and mages, instead of research, were glued to the Destruction Gallery Wiki, treating docs like academic papers.
- Judak*) I'm scared, we're all gonna die like this
ㄴ New doc, death
ㄴ Death/Overview: Death refers to the end of a living being's life.
ㄴ FML mass hysteria
Contest participation was insane.
But rewards were limited.
1. Most documents created
2. Most popular document creator
3. Most memes/video attachments
And the winning categories were just these three at best.
The worst odds, only taking 3 winners.
- I really wanna eat Golden Olive Chicken
- Lifetime wish: eat something that delicious just once
- How good does it taste?
- Just looking makes me happy fr
Yet the hype wouldn't die down...
"Because of the market?"
The more modern food got released into the isekai, the more galers craved it.
In this doomed world, some even dreamed of just occasionally getting scraps like this.
All sorts of chaos started breaking out.
[Document/Adrian Classifieds]
Overview: Covers military secrets, diplomatic secrets, or secret passage locations in the palace.
Viewing Conditions
10k views = Low-level secrets revealed
100k views = Mid-to-high secrets revealed
1M+ views = Top-level secrets revealed
Author: LifeGoalEatGoldOlive
- Huh?
- Dude what are you doing
- Judak! JUDAK!!!
Right away, a secret-leaking villain targeting "Most Viewed Document Creator" appeared.
Thankfully, the doc got busted by the World Tree around 9k views.
The moment a classified-looking doc got listed, World Tree deleted it at light speed.
[This document has been deleted.]
- 137.7.32) (Smashed her dead con)
ㄴ Already killed her
ㄴ Stop, she's already a corpse!
ㄴ 137.7.32 (Smashed her dead con)
"No way, this is insane..."
Was eating tasty food a few times more important than national secrets?
Even if Adrian was split in two and wrecked by the Black Death, this was too much.
[Ban: 30 days]
[Ban reason: Cool off then come back]
After banning as an example, the heat finally calmed a bit.
Thanks to that, galers shifted to category 1: Most documents created.
But unfortunately, one person was dominating that.
[137.7.32's created docs... 142]
"Owooo."
It was the Destruction Gallery Wiki admin, World Tree, showing overwhelming output in under a day.
- 137.7.32) (Praise her! con)
She could create docs with countless branches like her massive trunk.
Her divine tree thinking let her organize multiple thoughts at once, it seemed.
Of course, backlash was inevitable.
Even elves who cower before World Tree mixed in to complain.
Everyone's desire for my prizes seemed intense...
- Wiki admin participating? Unfair!
- This is cheating!
- Equal opportunity!
ㄴ 137.7.32) (Keep barking. con)
ㄴ 137.7.32) (Elf die. con)
ㄴ Hieeek
ㄴ Heeeek
Fists are closer than words.
Naturally, only Most Viewed Doc and Most Memes/Videos left.
And surprisingly, Most Popular Doc was someone I knew—no, an elf.
[FullPowerElf's doc views – 142,132]
FullPowerElf: You see this right?!
FullPowerElf: Golden Olive Chicken is mine now!!!
Judak*: ㄷㄷ
It was Ppadak, FullPowerElf.
The topic FullPowerElf covered was the Elrad Incidents/Accidents doc.
Elrad had plenty: mutant deer from last time, dragon sightings, Elrad invasion.
But Elrad updates had only been real-time posts and memes till now.
So some galers missed stuff or wanted recaps
FullPowerElf, as a direct participant, spilled firsthand experiences and memes, racking up views.
"This might actually win?"
5k+ lead over the next rank.
At this rate, FullPowerElf had a real shot.
[10 seconds to contest end...]
FullPowerElf: Let's gooo~ right?!
Already half-celebrating victory, waiting for countdown.
And at contest end, winners boldly displayed on main!
1. Most docs = 137.7.32
2. Most popular doc = WholesomePure
3. Most memes/videos = SodaFiend
FullPowerElf: ?
A totally unexpected name squeezed into winners.
*
[Title: Winner's Thoughts *^*]
Author: WholesomePure
(Shiny Golden Olive Chicken meme)
(One bite taken meme)
Ah... seriously...
So good I'm tearing up ㅠ3ㅠ
How can a taste like this exist?
Thanks everyone for the attention!
Especially Lord Judak, so so thankful^^
[Upvotes 9999+] [Downvotes 1]
- Kraaaaa believed in you!!!!
- Fine if I didn't win this time
- Take my GoldOlive dryer! Take my GoldOlive dryer! Take my GoldOlive dryer!
- Wow... fr ㅎㅎ
- FullPowerElf) Th-this fox!!! Die alreadyyyyy!!!
One hour before contest end.
Likeable-nick Dryer made one doc.
Subject: WholesomePure herself.
Uploaded a few past memes and a new 1-min video feature.
That sealed the win.
[WholesomePure's doc views – 5,423,121]
Total domination.
GoldOlive went to WholesomePure, FullPowerElf soul-shattered on the floor.
[Admin Chat]
FullPowerElf: This world... is trash...
Judak*: Where's the "eyo"?
FullPowerElf: This world... is trash...eyo...
SoonToDieVamp: Dumb elf
No comfort though.
Cold admin chat.
Rookie SoonDieVamp untouchable, and I'm Judak.
Deep loneliness seeped from FullPowerElf's words.
"Well, she'll love it when I send her Ppadak pay soon enough."
Not just planning to tease though.
Decided to send soon, eyed next winner.
Most memes/videos = SodaFiend.
Unexpected galer proudly took Zero Cola cases.
[Title: sax]
Author: SodaFiend
(Zero Cola cases piled at home)
sax.
(Hand-holding Zero Cola selfie)
sax.
[Upvotes 6232] [Downvotes 6212]
- FML...
- Yeah super jealous you lucky bastard
- Wow... look at all that cola FML;
- New cola type too...
ㄴ Fr wanna sip just once...
- Why zero tho?
ㄴ Kinda curious
ㄴ Cola anyway so must taste good
ㄴ Judak*) Oh that's zero sugar
ㄴ Author) ?
ㄴ Why??¿?
ㄴ Why skip something that precious?
ㄴ Judak*) For health? Idk
ㄴ LMAOOOOO FML legend lol
ㄴ How rich do you gotta be to skip sugar for health? Lmao
ㄴ Author) SSibal
ㄴ Lmaooo author bawling lol
ㄴ Nah not that bad ㅇㅇ...
ㄴ Still prolly tastes insane ffs...
ㄴ Sigh...
World Tree, needless to say, got supplements...
No, boldly demanded my photo.
- 137.7.32) (World Tree demands with open hand con)
ㄴ 137.7.32) (Points straight ahead con)
ㄴ Judak*) What you want
ㄴ Judak*) Oh my pic?
ㄴ 137.7.32) (Exactly! con)
ㄴ Judak*) (Dozens of supplement boxes)
ㄴ Judak*) World Tree eat supplements
ㄴ 137.7.32) (World Tree bawling con)
Of course, rejected.
Thus ended the happy contest for all.
"Now time to reward my unpaid slave Ppadak?"
My unpaid slave Ppadak.
I was taking time to pick items for all her work so far.
[Admin Chat]
SoonToDieVamp: Judak, Judak
Judak*: why
SoonToDieVamp: Know this girl by any chance?
SoonToDieVamp: (Crude drawing of white-haired red-eyed girl hand meme)
"Huh, what. That's exactly Penny?"
The girl I picked up off the street, Penny.
Features matched perfectly.
Thought her look was unique, but she knows SoonDieVamp?
Judak*: ㅇㅇ Oh, you know her?
Thrilled someone to take her off my hands, left chat.
SoonToDieVamp: Yeah a bit
Judak*: Nice. So what you gonna do?
SoonToDieVamp: Kill her
"What?"
Ppadak was boldly announcing child murder plans to me.