Chapter 54
Chapter 54
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 54
Chapter Title: Farewell, the Strongest.
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Isekai Destruction Gallery Episode 54 (55/467)
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- Farewell, the strongest.
[Title: Just a mortal born in an era without me.]
(Collapsed underground warehouse meme)
(Kitchen fridge meme)
Fridge.
I'm grateful to you.
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- (Chimpanzee touching head meme)
- Ugh~
- Master calligrapher
- Fuck fuck fuck, I should've never doubted it
- I should've just bought it when it first went up!!!
ㄴ Fact: It took a day to sell out completely. You gallery dwellers had a total of 1440 minutes to buy one.
ㄴ Fuck
ㄴ My neighbor bragged and gave me a cold cola... fuck, I really wanted to die
[Title: LMAO just ran into my nemesis and beat the shit out of him) proof meme attached]
(Self-slapping meme)
(Headfirst dive into bed meme)
Fuuuuck you biiiitch!!!!
- ?????
- What the hell is wrong with this guy
- No way he didn't buy a fridge? lol
- I can never forgive myself
ㄴ Fr real, first time I've felt this stupid and full of self-loathing
ㄴ Why did I doubt Judak's item? Fuck, seriously narrow-minded
Today, the gallery was especially overflowing with profanity and bloodshed.
The reason? Refrigerators. A total of 100 units sold out in just 24 hours.
15 sold by 11:50 PM, then after reviews went up, 85 more flew off the shelves in 10 minutes.
This happened before the review even hit concept post status.
- Judak please restock
- I, I never asked for much in life, please just sell this one to me...
- Wow no I can never forgive myself
- (It's an elf! Head meme)
- (It's an elf! Torso meme)
ㄴ (I chopped the troll. Rogue meme)
- (It's an elf! Legs meme)
- Losing?
Thanks to that, more gallery dwellers were begging for me.
Some posts were straight-up pleas, not even curses.
"Ah, I wasn't gonna sell more."
My resolve weakened.
So, for the last time, I put up exactly 100 more in the market.
The gallery, filled with despair, suddenly buzzed with life.
- Inkiyathou!
- Judak! Judak! Judak! Judak!
- What's the difference between Judak and sex?
[Title: Shareholders' meeting.jpg]
(Judak head imagination meme)
(Judak left hand meme)(Judak left hand symmetric meme)
(Judak left foot meme)(Judak left foot symmetric meme)
Shareholders' meeting = countless Judaks holding a meeting and making excellent decisions
Since there's only one Judak, this can never happen.
In other words, it's an expression encompassing something so great and amazing.
(Unboxed fridge meme)
Shareholders' meeting, I trust you.
- Judmen
- Damn, I saw the shareholders' meeting, now I have to worship...
- LOL turning people into chimeras lol
- This is boring, delete the post
ㄴ Couldn't buy a fridge? lol
ㄴ lmaoooo dopamine hit ty
ㄴ (Fridge meme)
ㄴ (Judak thumbs-up hand meme)
And that was exactly as far as it went.
"Sales stop!"
Refrigerators eat up a ton of mana stones.
This is all just to increase mana stone consumption and boost heat stone production.
Not some wild ambition to conquer the world with fridges.
If I run out of mana stones when I actually need them, that'll be the real loss.
- Buying fridge
ㄴ Offer
ㄴ 5k how's that?
ㄴ Minimum 50k serious buyers only
ㄴ ?? Fuck does that price even make sense?
But the fridges, which sold for 500, skyrocketed to 50,000.
Gallery trades got sanctioned, of course, but I couldn't stop the outside black market.
Naturally, fridges became special items—noble toys.
- Any cultured noble needs at least one fridge in their mansion
- No fridge? You can't even join gatherings
Fridge ownership.
That became the entry ticket to Adrian high society.
"Having a fridge really changes life."
I was benefiting too, of course.
I'd stocked my corner fridge to the brim ages ago.
Not the market ones.
In my past life, I'd have dreamed of a 4-door behemoth—I splurged on one.
Mostly gallery fuel like pizza, triangle kimbap, and cola inside, though.
- But why are the dwarves so quiet?
ㄴ Fr, thought they'd be spamming the gallery by now like maniacs
ㄴ Didn't dwarves always research cooling beer?
That's when the question hit me.
So why are the dwarves so quiet?
Dwarves, mining all day, always overheated.
To them, cold beer is the ultimate drink, incomparable.
- Judak*) Where tf u at fr
Curious, I posted. Finally, a dwarf replied.
ㄴ Taldru) Oh, brother. Looking for us?
ㄴ Judak*) Thought you'd love the fridge most, but surprisingly quiet
ㄴ Fr
ㄴ Don't you dare say you like beer anywhere
ㄴ Beer maniac hospital lololol
ㄴ Taldru) Shut up and listen if you don't wanna kiss the floor
ㄴ Gasp, yes sir
ㄴ Whoa
ㄴ Taldru) The reason we didn't post...
[Title: Kilgrot]
Author: Taldru
(Fridge nationalization document meme)
(70 fridges in the royal castle meme)
(Entire castle turned into a booze fest meme)
We were all too drunk to post.
Been chugging non-stop using fridges since yesterday till now.
Our king declared fridge nationalization today.
And made yesterday a national holiday.
Had to happen.
Dwarves went nuts after tasting cold beer yesterday, ditched work for drinking.
Still ongoing, of course.
(Fridges surrounded by dwarves passed out drinking memes)
(Kilgrot lowest level beer warehouse)
We spent our lives perfecting lower beer temps.
Best we could do was "cool."
Then the great war hit, project scrapped, no beer at all.
You get it?
Judak, you gave us beer and fulfilled our race's dream.
So the king's conferring with warriors now.
About giving you a title.
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- What???
- A title too?
ㄴ Fr, dwarves don't even give citizenship to non-dwarves
ㄴ Do they really think Judak's a dwarf?
ㄴ Taldru) Even if not, doesn't matter. Already debating if he goes in the greats' history book.
- Judak*) Oh gkgk;
ㄴ Look at that nonchalance lololol
ㄴ React bigger!
Dwarves hadn't gone anywhere.
They just wouldn't leave the fridges all day after tasting cold beer.
I knew they loved beer, but not *this* much.
Offering a title, even.
"Of course, not planning to go."
Still curious, so I subtly asked Taldru.
- Judak*) Thanks, but what title?
ㄴ Taldru) Gertrude's the frontrunner right now.
- Judak*) What's that?
ㄴ Taldru) Kilgrot's top booze manager.
ㄴ Whoa; legend
ㄴ They're giving *that*?
ㄴ These guys are dead serious
Taldru's words sent the gallery into a frenzy.
What is it? Spill.
To my confusion, Taldru explained kindly.
- Taldru) Think simple. Right under the king.
- Taldru) A vacant seat with a name, no one's ever sat it.
- Judak*) Take it
- Taldru) Haha, looking forward to working with you.
The title the dwarves offered was way higher—infinitely higher—than I thought.
*
"You have the qualifications."
Inside the silent ruined castle.
A voice like glass shards echoed in the audience chamber.
"You can sit."
Erzebet, who'd detoxed curses at an astonishing rate while sipping cola and tomato juice.
She eyed the fridge by the throne and spoke.
- Ding
"Yeah... don't hold back."
Transcendent's creation, artificial lifeform made by great mage Judak: the refrigerator.
If it was just cheeky, that'd be ignorance.
But it was cheeky *and* competent, never shirking duty.
- Ice complete.
"Quick on the uptake, love it."
Erzebet filled an ornate wine glass with ice, poured cola.
Two glasses total.
One was "ice-cold cola" she made herself and handed over specially—to the fridge.
"Pity. Would be nice. To celebrate together."
No feeding function on the fridge was a shame.
Erzebet was deeply satisfied with the situation.
Curse fading bit by bit.
Full long sentences still tough, but this was progress.
She toasted her modest fridge encounter, tilting the glass.
- Fizzzz
Boiling black liquid poured beautifully down Erzebet's throat.
"Ahhhh!"
Amazing taste, every time.
Since discovering it, she couldn't sleep like before.
No—more like fortunate.
Grateful even to adventurers who'd slept to suppress curses.
She needed someone else to share this joy.
[Admin Chat]
SoonToDieVamp: Judak
Judak*: Eh?
SoonToDieVamp: One drink
SoonToDieVamp: (Ice cola meme)
Her go-to drinking buddy was always Judak.
Bored or lonely, he always replied.
No fridge could replace that.
Judak*: ?
SoonToDieVamp: Or I come over
SoonToDieVamp: Cheers?
Judak*: (Ice cola meme)
Judak*: IDK about emegal and soonvamp but to celebrate something!!!!!
SoonToDieVamp: Cheers
Judak*: Cheers!!!!!
Officially got cheers from the gallery owner's admin.
The fridge was now proudly part of the ruined castle.
"...A bit disappointing."
Subtly asked to meet, got shot down cold.
But someday.
If she kept at it, maybe he'd say yes?
"Like back then."
Unwanted immortality.
Unwanted curse.
When he approached the shunned, avoided her, talked, suggested parting shots.
Faint blush on Erzebet's cola-sipping cheeks...
Wouldn't happen. Castle lord, pale skin, mana mastery—no color change easy. Anyway.
Savoring modest happiness, time to browse more gallery.
(4.444.404) Wow so this is the gallery place huh
"...What?"
A weird intruder was invading the gallery.