Chapter 42
Chapter 42
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 42
Chapter Title: Exposing the Hypocrites
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[Banning this IP.]
[Unbanning this IP.]
[Banning this IP.]
Orange Faction: Kekeke
This gallery round was clearly out of their mind.
Even after secretly doxxing, they were brazenly trying to expose my personal info right to my face?
“Take a cold shower and you’ll snap out of it, right?”
After repeating the ban and unban cycle, I asked the now-rational Orange Faction member.
Judak*: Back to your senses?
Orange Faction: Lord Judak, why are you doing this to me?! I’m innocent!!!
[Banning this IP.]
[Unbanning this IP.]
Orange Faction: Truth is, there’s a reason for my actions. I’ll come clean.
The moment physical therapy kicked in, rationality returned to Orange Faction’s chat.
Fine, let’s hear the reason, I thought, waiting patiently. But the excuse that came out was jaw-dropping.
Orange Faction: How many evil forces have threatened Lord Judak up to now?
From that dimwitted crown prince to the elves trying to control you out of greed...
Judak*: Uh-huh, yeah yeah, keep going.
Orange Faction: So I thought! Then I’ll stand by Judak’s side and block all external threats!
Judak*: ?
So, to protect against my info being leaked, they’d leak it first themselves?
Orange Faction: But please believe me. I would never harm Lord Judak in any way!
Talk is cheap.
I could say I love Frederick and that she’s a half-elf beauty archmage too.
“Get out.”
[Ban duration: 9999 days]
Just as I was about to hit the ban button, a new barter offer arrived from Orange Faction.
[Orange Faction offers ‘Magic-Infused Scroll’ via barter!]
Orange Faction: I’m innocent!
“Hmm.”
I hesitated, wondering if I should accept.
What if it’s packed with an explosion spell?
That’s when the holy sword, playing nightlight duty, zoomed over to me.
Whirr. Whirrr.
“What? So you’ll block the magic for me?”
Whirr.
“You know how to counter almost all magic because you’re a holy sword?”
Maybe it’d always been relegated to lamp duty.
I decided to trust the holy sword frantically making its case.
Especially after failing to protect me during that last kidnapping—seemed like some guilt lingered.
“Okay, then I’ll leave it to you.”
Whirr.
The dwarf-forged famous sword in the distance twitched, glancing our way.
But the moment the holy sword turned around, it quietly resumed guarding the entrance like nothing happened.
Now with magic protection sorted, I accepted the scroll from Orange Faction.
“Of course, I could just ignore it.”
But curiosity got the better of me.
[Package delivered safely!]
Clicking accept, a parcel box materialized in the air and dropped to the floor, as always.
“Ooh... this is the scroll?”
A single scroll from Orange Faction.
Just like the ones in games—intimidating, covered in indecipherable runes.
Wizards could probably read it, but as a regular guy, I was clueless.
Good thing I had the ultimate cheat key for times like these.
[Analyzing information...]
[Magic-Infused Scroll ‘Life’]
This scroll contains a life force.
As long as the scroll remains intact, the caster’s life will never end.
Conversely, if the scroll is destroyed, the caster dies immediately.
Caster: Orange Faction
“What.”
Reading the contents, I was speechless.
To prove their innocence, Orange Faction had straight-up handed me their life on a platter.
Orange Faction: Thanks to Lord Judak, I survived and achieved my dream of becoming a high mage!!
Orange Faction: Please believe in my loyalty!!!
Orange Faction: Judak forever!!!
“These guys aren’t just cosplaying a cult?”
I’d let my guard down since they were called a cult but funded themselves honestly with voluntary donations.
Turns out, they were the real deal.
To get one scrap of approval, they’d just give me a scroll with their life in it.
If I accidentally tore it, the whole gallery round drops dead screaming.
And the problem wasn’t just whether I became their god or not.
- Judak, repent right now!
- You think you can mention God and get away with it?!
- Cult trait) Can’t eat rice without water or soup lol
- Yeah, that’s why the world’s doomed? Lol
- Church trait) No crime they haven’t committed
- Church trait) Without Judak, those demon scum would’ve starved or been stoned to death ㅇㅇ
What started as mere bait slowly cracked open, the fissures swallowing the gallery whole.
“Why do these idiots go insane the second religion mixes in?”
Even after cutting off the church’s holy communion—their energy source—they were still raging. I made my decision.
If they kept this up, no choice.
“I really didn’t want to pull this out...”
I closed my eyes, sighed, and posted a new notice on the gallery.
[Notice: All trolls, cyberpsychos—everyone, pay attention.]
Author: Judak*
(Red beret frog meme)
This instructor can become your angel or devil depending on how you gallery users behave.
Step out of line, and I’ll dump your full IP history.
Behave yourselves.
(Unpleasant green dinosaur raising finger meme)
- ???
- This is oppression!!!
ㄴ Fr real, who’s he to boss us around?
ㄴ It’s the gallery lord tho
ㄴ Judak*) Unhappy kids: Leave the gallery anytime. Try it?
ㄴ Won’t step out of line. Sorry.
ㄴ Lmao why’s his tone like that
ㄴ Feels like old Padak vibes lol
ㄴ SoonToDieVamp) :(
- Never anger the gallery lord...
ㄴ Never?
ㄴ Then don’t anger him (KWAHAHA)
ㄴ Yep, not doing it
ㄴ 2
ㄴ Step out of line and you won’t like the results ㅇㅇ;
- WholesomeChaste) (Thumbs-up succubus con)
ㄴ Judak*) Oh! Uh... hmm.
ㄴ Elite...
ㄴ Sigh...
ㄴ Hasn’t posted a selfie in months... Feed us please uwu...
ㄴ WholesomeChaste) Hehe
But even cracking down hard like this, no one listens at first.
Someone always tests the line, like gauging first.
“Please, just one gets hooked...”
Feeling like an undercover cop on stakeout, I watched the gallery intently.
Finally! One bit.
- But the church just takes bribes and twists doctrine backwards every time lol... was gonna say.
“A lol... was gonna say, huh.”
“Was gonna say lol” is unavoidable.
I waited a bit longer.
- Yeah, cultists are pathetic and ugly, true.
And soon another one appeared.
“Gotcha.”
I dove straight into that user’s activity history, scrutinizing every bit.
“Oho, check this out?”
This gallery user was even more two-faced than I thought.
*
[Notice: 432312th Gonik Beheading]
(Thumbnail: WholesomeChaste gore warning meme)
Me.
No sooner had I posted the notice than a troll tried splitting the gallery, so time for public execution.
Nickname: PurestUnderHeaven
Crime Post: Yeah, cultists are pathetic and ugly, true.
PurestUnderHeaven’s Activity History
[Posts recommended by this user]
- Rabbit beastkin... ohhh//...jpg
- How far do you think you’re spreading? .jpg
- Only watch me secretly, Judak oppa...>< .jpg
- Drew some furry smut, safe-to-click? .jpg
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[Comments written by this user]
ㅗㅜㅑㅗㅜㅑ!! - Title) Organizing furry standards...
But honestly, furries are lovable ㅇㅇ – Title) Furry smut collection.jpg
[Recs: 9999+] [Downvotes: 1]
- PurestUnderHeaven) Fuck
ㄴ Lmaoooo
ㄴ Lmaoooo
ㄴ Lmaoooo good one? Lol
ㄴ PurestUnderHeaven is right lol
- Church guy’s a furry lol
- So abstinent he turned into a monster ww
- Furries are hard to resist lol
ㄴ ?
ㄴ ??
- WholesomeChaste) Why’s the thumbnail... ㅇㅅㅇ?
ㄴ Upload a new selfie if innocent lol
ㄴ Upload for real or we all die!!!
One troll beheaded...
Suddenly, gallery-splitting and hate-stirring posts started vanishing.
A priest demanding chastity with bulging neck veins turns out to be a furry.
What kind of funeral backup dancer contradiction is this?
“But this isn’t enough...”
The church wasn’t rotten from the start.
Purity, abstinence, sharing, virtue—that was the original doctrine, and early church followed it.
Time and a twisted world corrupted it.
IP exposure might be fatal due to the hypocrisy, but less so for the shameless Jutak Worshippers.
[Title: One More Climbing Up]
Author: Judak*
Nickname: JutakWorshipperFanatic
Crime Post: Church guys, yeah, figures ㅇㅇ;
[Posts written by this user]
- Ugh, wanna meet a furry
- Wanna fall into a rabbit hole fr
- Upfurry if you regret not being born beastkin lol
[Recs: 9999+] [Downvotes: 0]
- JutakWorshipperFanatic) Ah
ㄴ Lmaoooo
ㄴ Lord takes another~ lol
ㄴ Another furry busted
ㄴ Lol how’s it feel?
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ㄴ JutakWorshipperFanatic) So what?
ㄴ JutakWorshipperFanatic) (Furry seductively tempting gore warning meme)
ㄴ What
ㄴ No way
Cultists weren’t ashamed from the start.
They commissioned the smut themselves, and their “god” (not) ran a nation, so doctrine was as open as the gallery.
If I tried to roast them, they humbly accepted and rationalized it.
- This is all a test from God...
- This too shall pass
- A trial from the divine. I shall endure!
ㄴ These guys got caught slurping furry and they’re this solemn??
“Hmm...”
This wasn’t in my script.
Couldn’t accept them taking it like this.
Especially me, as Judak’s persona.
“You too, right, John Malphite?”
“Solid as rock.”
John Malphite, the Kellarton citizen persona, couldn’t accept it either.
Ultimately, I unleashed the next-level ultimate move.
I posted a new notice.
[Notice: Revealing Gender]
(Geeked-out gaming gallery muscle flex meme, barely squeezed out via full-body contortion)
I’m a dude lol
[Recs: 500] [Downvotes: 9999+]
- No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- This can’t be happening!!!!!
- Fuuuuck!!!
- Pleasetellmesomeoneit’saliepleasetellmesomeoneit’saliepleasetellmesomeoneit’saliepleasetellmesomeoneit’saliepleasetellmesomeoneit’saliepleasetellmesomeoneit’salie
- Heh... knew it?
- Lord Judak, when you coming back to the rabbit hole...? ^^
The gallery plunged into utter chaos.