Chapter 29
Chapter 29
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 29
Chapter Title: Adrian Empire IP Ban
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Notice) Notice on IP Ban for Specific Region
Author: Judak☆
There was an attempt to track me down from Adrian to my residence and assassinate me.
I felt a serious threat to my life and deemed this an excessive major disruption crime.
For the peace of the Gallery, I will permanently ban all IPs from that region.
I ask for your understanding.
- Wow, it's really starting
- Gallery permanent exile? That's fucking scary for real
- If it were me, I'd just go die in the next round
- lol After all that, "I ask for your understanding"
ㄴ Does that sound like a request to Galrum?
ㄴ Wouldn't you be pissed if it were you?
ㄴ Judak☆) Understand, he says
ㄴ ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
ㄴ We gotta watch ourselves, Galrum...
July 14th, 00:00.
10 minutes before the Adrian Empire IP ban time I announced.
The Gallery was ablaze.
- Fuck, save me!!! There are people here!!!
- Please withdraw it please withdraw it please
- (Hug me kon)
ㄴ (Frog kon sobbing and hugging)
ㄴ (Frog kon pointing at the guillotine)
Title: Judak, you're being too hasty. Is this right?
(Elf spinning and dancing kon)
Yeah, it is.
Elrad IPs are fine.
So who told you to disrupt?
As long as it's not elves, it's fiiiine ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Fuck
- Now we can't even see these shitposts anymore
- Sigh... We'll miss you, elf disruptor...
- Now who's gonna post bait and take responsibility for my adrenaline...
ㄴ Author) Why, why are you all like this? Sorry
ㄴ See you in the next life
ㄴ ㄷㅇㅅㅇㅂㅈ ㅈㅁㅇㄷ
And exactly at the stroke of the 14th.
- (Banned IP)
- (Banned IP)
- (Banned IP)
ㄴ Author) Why, why are you all like this? Sorry
- (Banned IP)
- (Banned IP)
ㄴ Author) Holy shit, insane
ㄴ No, this is actually scary for real
All the people from the Adrian Empire, who held a huge share of the Gallery, vanished.
"Really... they're all gone, Myo."
"Yeah."
If they'd behaved moderately, I wouldn't have done this.
I swear, even if tactical nukes flew around, I'd never used permanent IP bans.
The assassins who put a knife right under my chin were all dead, but the ones who did it indirectly were still around.
Crunch.
I slowly scanned the Gallery while munching on raw carrots Myoran had shared.
"It's up."
Less than a day later, the reduced post count started picking up again.
- Kekeke kek
- Puhaha!
- Mm, yeah yeah. Getting IP banned and escaping Adrian is true
- The important thing is an unbreakable spirit
- Escaping Adrian is a matter of intelligence
Galrum from the empire started appearing who had escaped.
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Concept Post) Adrian 100% Real Internal Situation.jpg
Hey, I was an Adrian local until yesterday
Just successfully escaped and posting right away
Time: Day before IP ban
Was drinking cola when suddenly it got noisy outside
Looked out, and what do I see?
(Warehouse blazing meme)
Turns out someone set fire to the baron's grain warehouse?
Baron comes out raging, says he'll kill them all, etc., total meltdown
Slaps the guard captain, curses him out, humiliates him for not stopping it
But the baron was famously known as a royal lapdog for ages?
Keeps bringing up the Gallery incident and roasting him nonstop
(Guard captain trembling with rage meme)
(Guard captain beheading the baron meme)
Guard captain couldn't take it and killed him ㄷㄷ;
- Holy shit, this is actually happening in real life
- This is why people need to watch their mouths
- Wow, he must've been so pissed, veins popping on his face
- So what happened to the guard captain?
ㄴ Killing a noble? Obviously direct execution;
ㄴ Author) Nah nah, he became a revolutionary officer
ㄴ What
ㄴ Author) Turns out the territory's soldiers are all Galrum, so they just sided with the current situation
Title: Adrian Update.jpg
(Rebel army agitating with bulging veins meme)
(People fleeing across the border meme)
Whole Adrian is at a crossroads lol
Flee or fight
- What's "fight"?
ㄴ Capture the crown prince and beat him
ㄴ Ah, got it ㄷㄷ;
Just two days after the IP ban.
The Gallery was filled with stories from Galrum who fled the empire.
But it was more unexpected than I thought.
"Not just because of the Gallery IP ban, huh?"
Adrian had been rotting inside from various problems for a long time.
Tax waste was basic.
Soldiers' rations half sand, big and small corruptions.
Even selling noble titles for money was rampant.
Then the Gallery ban happened, and it became the spark that set it all ablaze.
- Nobles gathering in the capital now
- Simultaneous rebellions breaking out everywhere
- Eh, whatever~
- Adrian's done for too
I added the ban list first.
Then I unblocked the IP of that knight Lloyd who fixed my leg last time.
- Lloyd) Wha what? Why can I connect?
- Judak☆) Wanna be a field knight?
- Lloyd) Pardon?
"Gotta know the internal situation to some extent."
Right after unblocking, Lloyd started posting real-time Adrian internal updates.
Title: It's buuurning~
(Capital aflame in various spots meme)
(Nobles on-site trialed by crowds and executed meme)
(Protesting in front of the palace meme)
lol I grinded 4 times to barely become a knight lol
Shop's closed lololol
Idc lol
- Wow, the scale is insane
ㄴ Look at how people's eyes have gone mad
ㄴ You can tell who's noble without looking
ㄴ People are all skin and bones, but nobles are all bloated like balloons
- Humans rise and fall way too fast
ㄴ Sometimes go outside and the central nation changes
ㄴ Lifespans too short
- Still, it was once the world's top empire...
ㄴ Doesn't seem like it
ㄴ Haha, too drunk on daytime booze?
So the Adrian bloodline ends here.
The long-lived elves didn't think much of it.
Human civilizations bloom gorgeously in a blink and then fade.
Like the end of many tyrants, I thought Frederick would just get deposed too.
But this imperial family was a bit different.
Title: But the inside is cleaner than expected?
Author: Lloyd
(Empty palace interior)
(A few trembling maids and servants)
(Empire grain warehouse burning)
Fuck, it's too clean
Where'd everyone go
- What the
- Where's the crown prince? Did he run away?
- No way he actually bounced? For real?
- Seriously??
- And they took all the valuables with them
- Crazy bastards even burned the grain warehouse
"What."
The crown prince abandoned the palace and fled.
And burned all the grain too.
While the Gallery was stunned silent, a new post went up.
Title: Apparently they're heading north?
Author: Lloyd
Seems like they're holing up in Isaac Duke's territory?
Is this for real??
- Holing up against who?
ㄴ Lloyd) Against their own people
ㄴ That's why they burned the food
ㄴ Rebellion solution = abandon capital, burn food, then run
ㄴ Fuck, it's like an enemy nation invaded lololol Against their own people, legendary
- Author Galrum, where's your job now?
ㄴ Author) Fuck...
ㄴ lolololol Worked ass off for knight certification and the country runs away
ㄴ Iron ricebowl! Iron ricebowl!!
ㄴ Knight = no, job = gone. This guy's hilarious lololol
Title: But how'd they run away?
All routes have eyes on them, impossible to run, so what route did they take??
But there was something suspicious.
The entire empire was boiling over with uprisings converging on the capital from all sides.
So how exactly did they slip through the flames to the north?
The answer was simple.
Title: These stupid peasant scum lol
Author: Frederick
(Escaped army meme)
(Crossing open fields flipping the bird meme)
The people rebelling against heaven?
Without a proper army or system, how long can you hold out against monsters?
You'll all die begging without food or weapons.
They chose a midnight flight right after the first assassination plan failed.
They completely bypassed imperial territory by going around.
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"This is getting messy."
The empire's land was ridiculously vast.
Even if over half was monster fodder, the empire proper and the north were fine.
Especially the north, heavily influenced by Isaac.
- But will the north take them in?
- Probably, Isaac Duke rules there
- Isaac's been pitting factions against each other forever, so they'll enter before decisions are made?
Plus, no big food worries there.
With Gallery IPs banned, even if the whole country boils, they won't know the situation well.
"But can't just lift the IP ban now either."
Even if I did now, the northern nobles busy checking each other won't unite.
Most are Isaac Duke faction anyway.
With ominous rifts popping up everywhere and monsters rampant, a prolonged war is worst.
Title: I Will Become Emperor
Author: Frederick
(All the hoarded food meme)
(Imperial crown passed down generations meme)
Head north, officially name the ducal territory capital, become emperor
Crawl here now and it's too late
By the time you crawl over, defenses will be done
Just starve to death there
- That crazy shitbag?
- Wanna 1v1 me?
ㄴ lolol For real just do it
ㄴ Crown prince goated if true
ㄴ Goated lol
Frederick kept disrupting all this time.
While pondering what to do, someone replied to the crown prince's post.
- SoonDieVamp) Judak.
- SoonDieVamp) Is this disruption level?
ㄴ Frederick) Ah fuck
The walking urban legend I'd forgotten appeared in the thread.
ㄴ Holy
ㄴ Why's her speech suddenly proper?
ㄴ Dropping the concept?
ㄴ Yeah, much better
- SoonDieVamp) Not concept, curse
- SoonDieVamp) Loosened a bit
- SoonDieVamp) Still, long sentences. Hard
ㄴ Ah okok;
ㄴ Scary af just replying to this bitch...
ㄴ lololol Etiquette bot
ㄴ Judak☆) Yeah, this is legendary disruption level
ㄴ Judak☆) How to resolve?
- SoonDieVamp) Obvious
Title: Disruption Purge
Author: SoonDieVamp★
(SoonDieVamp floating with scythe in empty air meme)
(Imperial army fleeing in terror meme)
Just reality ban them.
"Wow."
My jaw dropped at the SoonDieVamp meme.
First time seeing her full form.
SoonDieVamp held a giant scythe her size with an innocent expression.
The very picture of a real grim reaper.
But not everyone was scared.
Isaac Duke stepped forward, glaring at her.
- Wow, Isaac Duke not backing down
- Dude could cardiac arrest and rest in sunny spot lol
- Sword genius after all?
- Isaac vs SoonDieVamp ㄷㄷ Heart pounding
ㄴ Sorry, pulled aggro just to show this...
The Gallery buzzed over the fight setup highlighted in the post.
With SoonDieVamp appeared, no one cared about the escape anymore.
- Judak, shouldn't you do something?
- Feels like big trouble's brewing?
Seeing the Galrum urging me in that atmosphere snapped me back.
"I've got my job to do."
I hurriedly fiddled with the system, made a new post.
Poll!) 1st / Isekai Destruction Gallery Reality Deathmatch Tournament
Author: Judak☆
Pa-ddak vs Disruptor
Who wins?
1. SoonDieVamp
2. Isaac Duke
*Minimum bet: 100 mana rice balls
Come on, everyone, place your bets!
- Fuck lololololol
- This guy's an animal lolol
- Wow, really? Just... respect;
- This is Judak's class?
Found a way to fill EXP deficit.