Chapter 207
Chapter 207
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 207
Chapter Title: Tuna Can Giveaway and Fashion Frenzy
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[Title: But if you're getting tired of tuna cans, upvote lol]
Author: Tuna Addict
(Vegetable tuna can 5 stacked image)
(Frog farmer thumbs up image)
Got 5 vegetable tuna cans super luckily yesterday lol
Giving away 1, so hit the comments
[Upvotes 50] [Downvotes 0]
- Wow lol I was right on the verge of cursing
- This guy's baiting skills are top-tier lol
- Got any spicy tuna?
- I'll do a tuna acrostic poem, gg
ㄴ Tuna Addict) Tun
ㄴ Tuna shitty bait post, don't you ever get tired? Tun
ㄴ Tuna Addict) a
ㄴ a ddiction you fucking bastard
ㄴ Tuna Addict) bullshit you bastard
ㄴ lolololol
Somewhere between shitpost and peak entertainment.
I was scrolling through the gallery, hunting for that dopamine hit.
That's when I spotted it.
A giveaway post, no less.
A vegetable tuna can giveaway, at that.
"You're giving this away?"
What the hell is the Isekai Destruction Gallery even for?
It might as well be the Isekai Poverty Gallery.
Back in the early days, starvation was everyday life, and decent food was a pipe dream.
Obviously, there were no giveaways back then.
"Begging posts filled up entire pages, though."
But gradually, the begging posts dwindled, and giveaways started popping up.
Hobby posts were even starting to appear.
- Any good fishing spots?
- Academy uniforms are fucking gorgeous
- I'm into clothes, anyone selling academy-style outfits??? ㅠㅠ
Hobby posts, for real.
Having hobbies means basic human needs are met, at least.
The more hobby posts, the better.
"Especially fashion-related ones."
Clothes posts were the biggest chunk, thanks to the academy uniforms.
The first batch of academy newbies were all orphans or poor kids.
"Couldn't dress them in rags, so they got something uniform-ish."
That's all there was to it.
But apparently, it caught on big time.
"The more attention, the better, right?"
Then this happened.
- Academy uniform resell prices first
- Where do I even get red and purple dyes???
- Answer for the clothes interest guy asking about academy outfits
- Just lemme try one on!!!!!
"No."
It was getting way out of hand.
*
Medieval era, where even a single dish was a luxury.
So what about medieval apocalypse times?
[Title: Shoulder-baring fashion ㅇㄸ?]
(Leather outfit roughly torn from shoulders to chest image)
This shit
Hunting and my clothes got snagged on a branch, fuck this
This is my only outfit, where do I get another?
More importantly, how do I even go outside like this?
[Upvotes 2912] [Downvotes 10]
- Shit lololol so fucking funny
- Tailor holding back laughter level 999
- Shoulder exposure fashion lol what crazy world does that shit?
Clothes were straight-up luxury goods.
Wool or rough cloth was the norm, with leather outfits sometimes.
Silk and fancy fabrics were tales from distant lands.
Far from modern convenience.
[Title: How do I look?]
(Leather top and bottoms with wool accents on shoulders image)
Looked too plain so I added some points
Kinda cool?
- Gay
- Fucking gay
ㄴ Author) You fucks, what's with the gay talk?
ㄴ Freak
ㄴ Freak freak... what even are points
And fashion? Nonexistent.
"Standards are sky-high."
Medieval folks facing war, combat, and survival thought differently.
Especially the guys.
Men had to be burly and tough.
Pursue steel and honor, protect the family from threats.
Fashion? No way.
"That was before."
Before the academy uniforms.
Rare reds and purples in medieval times, lavished on them.
Light, soft fabric that moved like a second skin.
Plus that crisp, refined academy vibe.
- Wow, so pretty
- Think a tailor could make it?
Noble ladies loved it most.
- Kinda hot?
- Wanna snag one myself
Even the macho knights secretly consulted tailors about making them.
But the answers were all the same.
[Title: No fuck I can't make it;]
(Auntie yelling while showing academy uniform image)
(Noble slamming desk and spitting image)
Customers are like 5x more lately
Thought it was great at first
But fuck no
Every damn customer shoves academy uniforms in my face demanding I make them
If I could make that shit I'd be Judak, not a tailor;
[Upvotes 72] [Downvotes 2911]
- Urban tailors living in hell, upvote lol
- Why can't you make it lol
ㄴ Author) Fuckers, it's fabric that doesn't exist here, you make it then
ㄴ Author) Mages say it's impossible too, what magic am I supposed to pull?
ㄴ Instant freakout
ㄴ lololol must've been so miserable
Most gallery posts were about clothes now.
At this point, I got curious.
"How long ago did the academy even open?"
Crusades rose after, Seven Deadly Sins showed up.
Shitloads of problems.
I get the hype, but isn't this late?
"There must be another reason..."
Something else was fueling the gallery fire.
Didn't even need to look hard.
[Title: Judak gave me clothes]
Author: Adorable Cuddly Saintess
Affection-max nick "Cuddly Saintess."
The current gallery saintess, Cuddly, pulled massive aggro.
[Title: Judak gave me clothes]
Author: Adorable Cuddly Saintess
(Awkward V-sign in mirror selfie image)
(Winter scarf, red sweater, skirt combo image)
Clothes from Judak are pretty
The sway is peak cute
100x softer than my nell saintess robes
[Upvotes 8531] [Downvotes 5]
- Wow so fucking pretty
- Where'd you get red dye?
ㄴ Wasn't there a trade country? Didn't it get destroyed?
- Wow... jealous af ㅠㅠ
ㄴ Sis where'd you get the outfit??
ㄴ Author) Hehe can't get it, mine only
ㄴ ㅠㅅㅠ?
Infamous brag post.
When no one can get it, pure brag bait evil post.
Cuddly Saintess didn't stop there.
- Here's another outfit from Judak [961]
- Different combo [827]
- "Judak" gave all these clothes just to me spring [436]
Posted nonstop.
Demand and interest spiked naturally, but no one could buy.
I never sold clothes at the market anyway.
But even that was fine.
"Eh, it happens."
Not like malicious tactical nuke spam, just brags.
Most bragged outfits were similar, so still okay.
The problem hit at the royal palace party.
Gallery forces territory reclamation celebration—obviously Cuddly Saintess and Leah got invites.
The outfit she wore there was the issue.
[Title: Wow]
(Leah entering the imperial banquet hall image)
(Side-slit skirt, white stockings, pure white frilly shoulder outfit image)
[Upvotes 9999+] [Downvotes 1]
- Wow
- Oh
- Ha... wasn't gonna say it but
ㄴ ?
ㄴ Still didn't say it
ㄴ Self-control ㅆㅅㅌㅊ
"Huh?"
Bare white legs on display.
Stockings that had no business being on saintess robes, perfectly worn.
Why the white frills on neat saintess robes?
"That's just..."
Saintess cosplay outfit, right?
Halloween-excuse bold type.
Definitely not for a formal party.
- Uh, uh... wow...! You look so pretty, sis!
- So holy...!
But luckily, medieval gallery normies wouldn't clock it.
Plus, Cuddly Saintess is gallery saintess.
- Why so sexy
ㄴ ?
ㄴ (Frog stern face)
ㄴ You just dissed Judak's saintess robes?
ㄴ Yup. Or rather, lewd demon on my head lol;
If you see it weird, you're the weirdo.
You insulting gallery saintess?
Want 'Fredrick' treatment?
So she struts in cosplay with zero side-eye.
I was left confused.
"How'd that outfit even happen?"
I sent wholesome, warm clothes mostly.
[Checking shipment history.]
[Recipient – Adorable Cuddly Saintess]
Checked sends right away.
[Women's Sweater (Red) 1, Knit Wool Scarf 6, All-Season Long Skirt, Saintess Robes...]
"Huh, all normal?"
No way I sent sneaky cosplay.
Saintess robes caught my eye.
But nothing said cosplay saintess robes.
[Saintess Robes... View product details?]
Clicked in.
[Saintess Robes... Viewing name.]
[Saintess Robes/Side Slit/Halloween/Graduation/Event/Reverse Charm!]
"Fuck."
Cursed without thinking.
Should've checked the full name before buying.
"Should've read to the end."
But rushed random sends bundled weird shit.
Death by multiple choice.
Come clean?
Trash who dressed poor saintess slutty.
"Lie and say it's real saintess robes?"
Future of everyone strutting cosplay everywhere.
"No."
[Title: My two cents]
(Leah saintess cosplay image)
But no matter what, doesn't look like saintess robes
Thinking how Judak always comments fast on these...
Maybe?
[Upvotes 3912] [Downvotes 4129]
- Rude to Judak!!!
- Oh
- Even if Judak's a porn collector, no way ㅇㅇ doesn't add up
- Until all ice melts...
Eyes were on me now.
Only way: deflect bait with more bait.
[Shop/Clothing]
[Register item at market?]
Before it blew up, dumped modern clothes at market ASAP.
*
"Uuugh... cold..."
On the dizzyingly high snowy mountain range.
Remote pass, no humans or beasts.
Cat beastkin collapsed.
-Whoooosh.
Endless blizzards year-round—no people, no monsters.
Cat beastkin built villages in unreachable wilds.
But clear downside.
"C-cold. Gonna die..."
Not weather cat beastkin could handle.
Tail limp-frozen.
No village return = death.
But even her sharp senses couldn't find it.
Everything white blizzard blur.
"Don't wanna die... Mom..."
Mumbling dead parents, curling shivering.
[New item listed at market!]
Alert popped up.
Human/elf-dominated gallery.
Cat beastkin never logged in—but Margaret had no choice.
"Market...?"
Shivering hands barely accessed.
[Midwinter Extreme Cold Puffer Jacket] - 49 left
First-come free event!
Spotted quantity dropping fast.