Chapter 202
Chapter 202
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 202
Chapter Title: Giant Zombie Countermeasures
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Isekai Destruction Gallery Episode 202 (203/467)
[Title: Reference guide for when you get bitten by a zombie!]
(Zombie biting a leg meme)
For reference
- LMAOOOO WTF
- Even in this situation, you're checking the gallery?
- Epic twist on the deceased's all-time best post
Apocalypse.
The first keyword that comes to mind is zombies.
Tenacious vitality paired with the worst infection ability.
The scenario of modern civilization collapsing due to zombies had become so familiar it was cliché.
And it was no different here.
[Question: Hunters, nub here with a question!]
(Leg gradually turning blue meme)
I just got bitten by what seemed like a humanoid beast, and my leg's color is getting weird.
My vision's getting blurry and reddish,
And for some reason, my nearby comrades look tasty!
Am I in deep shit right now by any chance?
- WTF chop it off
- They look tasty! Sounds legit lol
- As a senior who's been bitten myself, advice: cut off the leg and it'll heal quick ㅇㅇ
ㄴ OP: No potions though?
ㄴ Uh
Cut it off and reattach it.
Surprisingly, that was the only solution.
"Of course, you do have healing potions."
Cheat-level healing factor.
It regenerates severed limbs in no time.
The problem is that it also heals diseases and other infections at the same time.
Essentially, the worst incurable disease.
Yet zombies weren't particularly threatening among beasts for a simple reason.
"Their physical stats suck."
Zombies were ultimately just people.
In fact, they got weaker as infection rotted and melted their muscles and tissues.
[Title: Sharing unreleased Judak smut pics...jpg]
(Zombie chasing meme)
Noob hunter here, how do you deal with these zombies?
You get infected even if blood splashes on you
WTF is it even safe to fight these?
[Rec 5] [Disrec 21]
- Judak smut incoming?
- What kinda bullshit is this
ㄴ OP: Don't zombie blood infect if it touches skin?
ㄴ Who said that?
ㄴ OP: Saw it in a fantasy zombie setting book from the market
ㄴ Ugh
Plus, skin contact doesn't infect.
Only one infection route: a single bite.
"Yeah, the guild leader's scam map aside, blood infection was rough."
Unless you get bitten while sleeping outdoors, no reason to fear.
In other words: dumb, weak, low infection risk.
Die from zombie infection?
Basically treated as death by natural causes.
But.
[Title: Never go into Sion Forest alone]
(Giant zombie looking around the forest meme)
(Small fry hiding behind a hill meme)
lol what the hell is that?
[Rec 13] [Disrec 0]
- Wtf that's a zombie? lololol
- How rich was this guy to bulk up that much
- Even now can't quit the gallery addiction lol
- Huh?
ㄴ OP: ?
ㄴ Isn't something charging from behind right now?
ㄴ Elfkkkyaaak!
ㄴ Humankkkyaaak!
It didn't apply in Sion Forest.
In the demonic realm where you couldn't tell what lurked.
Variant zombies that upended common sense appeared.
Incredibly bulky with strong muscles, and fast to boot.
Upper body grotesquely developed compared to the lower.
"Tank zombie?"
Somehow familiar.
One thing clear: no way medieval cold weapons could handle it.
-Grraaah!
The giant zombie spotted by scouts went berserk in excitement.
Once it charged, it wouldn't stop like a tank.
And the aftermath showed as damage to the outpost.
[Title: Mom's blood pressure skyrocketing.jpg]
(Giant zombie roaring meme)
(Outpost palisade getting smashed meme)
Ah lol Mom I got hired at the gallery army lol
What do I do when it follows me to work lol
[Rec 2932] [Disrec 13]
- Whoa, you drew this yourself?
- Fr looks insanely realistic
- That's my mom fr lol
- FML this is our outpost
The giant zombie following the scouts slammed straight into the outpost palisade.
The deeply embedded logs shattered pathetically.
"No way, that strong?"
Tougher than any beast seen so far.
Worst part: it was a zombie.
No sense of pain or fear, so bullets or hits don't stop it.
It keeps ramming until it finally halts after a few tries.
[Title: Lol it's kinda strong]
(Arm shredded to rags meme)
(Knight flung far away meme)
- Arm's all shredded
ㄴ OP: That's just a light scratch lol
Even knights struggled.
Of course, no giant beast could shatter steel armor or shields.
But it could launch the knight wearing it flying.
- Giant zombie ← how tf do you block this seriously?
- Can't block a charge even knights ㅇㅇ;
- Absolutely can't block while charging
- Gotta gang up once it stops?
Problem: not just one.
A few more, aggro pulled, heading to outpost.
"Shotgun would take 'em down."
But casualties inevitable.
Giant zombies don't slow even when hit.
"So, do we even need to fight?"
Mountain-sized bulk
Charging at high speed.
- Judak*) guys
ㄴ Judak*) How heavy are those zombies?
ㄴ ?
ㄴ Duh ㅇㅇ can't block a charge
Palisades crumbling like cookies.
Seeing the gallery ignoring charge blocking entirely, a new question.
- Judak*) So do they exceed 40 tons?
ㄴ ?
ㄴ ???
ㄴ But what's a ton?
"Why these reactions."
Like I asked something insane.
- Judak*) 1 ton = 1000kg
ㄴ Judak*) So over 40 tons or not?
Asked again.
Figured tons might be awkward in a medieval kg world.
ㄴ ?
ㄴ ?????
ㄴ (Elf ears flopping meme)
Reactions persisted.
- Judak*) Deploy hooks before folding
ㄴ !
ㄴ !
ㄴ (Elf ears perked up meme)
"So under 40 tons, right?"
No, maybe no need for dozens of tons.
Solution simple then.
Can't even bend steel
Weight barely a few tons at best?
"No need for mines."
Something seen daily in the military.
[Yunhyeong Concertina Barbed Wire 1m] - 4p
Coil-shaped barbed wire with superior effects to standard.
"Whoa! Knows concertina wire!"
Excellent for blocking wildlife and intruders!
Or read: for preventing desertion.
Blocks friend or foe at bargain price.
"Reason for asking 40 tons."
Modern tanks where wire loses effect: 40-50 tons average.
Not even half that?
Soft protein all over?
"Giant zombie? You're total trash."
Reusable too.
Rust? Free poison damage.
No need to go far—time to deploy concertina wire.
*
-Uuuuugh.
-Grraaah...
Near Sion Forest, treated as demonic realm.
A young sentry asked his senior on a dim midnight watch.
"But is this really gonna work?"
"What."
"How to catch giant zombies."
One way to catch giant zombies.
Shoot arrows from afar.
Giant zombies faster than humans though.
Spread out wide, pray it's not you—only option.
"Hard to imagine that blocking a charge, right?"
Barbed wire thinner than fingers.
Sharp barbs, but tiny vs palisade.
Looked fragile, would shatter on impact.
"And that's 'steel'? I don't buy it."
Steel evokes thick, heavy strength.
Wire like that is steel?
"Then you're doubting Judak?"
"No, just saying..."
No one agreed.
This was Adrian contingent, cathedral troops in gallery army.
Mouths shut, but doubts lingered.
Good or not, time to test came quick.
"Zombie!"
Nearby sentry's face turned grave.
Giant zombies especially active at night.
Sure enough, anxiety became reality—eyes met with giant zombie.
"Grraaaah!"
With chilling scream, giant zombie charged.
"Huh!"
Twisted face, bloated torso, intimidating strides.
"Sh-should we head down now?"
Nowhere more vulnerable to raids than outpost perimeter watch.
Young sentry paled.
Joined gallery army for good pay.
Some chivalry and justice too.
But irrelevant now.
"Get hit and you're dead. Crushed beyond recognition!"
Young sentry witnessed it.
Knight shoved aside by distant-charging giant zombie.
Even superhuman veteran knights.
Regular soldiers? Obvious.
"Don't panic."
Elder sentry different.
Instead of fretting, strode forward confidently.
"Are you mad? What are you doing!"
Young one freaked.
Heard this senior had top faith in gallery army.
Talked, seemed stuffy but not crazy.
Wasn't.
"Grraaaah!"
"Mad? Stay there and you're really dead!"
Elder sentry exited palisade entirely.
Palisade no guarantee of safety but...
Sturdier than invisible wire strands.
Elder discarded weapons, spread arms, head up.
"I'm not mad."
Elder calm.
Most realistic guy.
Knew praying to sky useless for survival.
"But why!"
"This is the way to live."
But.
[Title: Lord Judak, giant zombie appeared]
Posted by: Magical Judak Bell
(Threateningly charging giant zombie meme)
Ooh, Magical Judak Bell
To escape giant zombie, what must I do?
[Rec 1] [Disrec 0]
Pray to Judak and live.
Most realistic person.
Saved by Judak three times.
So he believed.
"Follow Judak's words, get rice cakes even sleeping."
"Y-yes?"
"If you don't know, memorize."
Absurd claim: leave comment, Judak appears somewhere.
Elder believed.
Piously skyward, wrote comment.
- Should I run?
"You're insane..."
Young sentry didn't believe.
Gallery posts every hour.
No, every minute several.
One comment and Judak sees?
Senior totally lost it.
ㄴ Judak*) No
Until real Judak appeared.
"Huh?"
Froze like saw unbelievable.
"Ooh, can't, huh."
Elder politely continued.
ㄴ Then fight?
ㄴ Judak*) No
Fight no, run no.
"Grraah!"
Giant zombie closer.
Elder still skyward, new comment.
"Ahh, then Lord Judak! What must I do!"
Another reply.
- Judak*) Stay put
That instant.
"Gr-grraaack!"
Giant zombie's roar changed.
Charging zombie tripped, skin tearing off.