Chapter 194
Chapter 194
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 194
Chapter Title: Well, It Tastes Good
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>Isekai Destruction Gallery Episode 194 (195/467)
[Title: Hey, it tastes pretty good lol]
(Licking the plate clean self-shot)
It's decent enough lol
[Recommendations 5393] [Dislikes 12]
- What the fuck, some mutt eating scraps
- Holy shit almost spat out my cola lmao
- Came to dislike but got curved hard
The meat on the grill was a success.
It was even beef.
Top-grade beef, with a grading system just for flavor.
"You can't not eat this, right?"
Any human would have to eat it.
[Title: But... something about it]
(Shiny meat pic)
The meat tastes amazing, but looking at this, some other emotion wells up, y'know?
Like, now I can eat stuff I wanted to eat.
I don't have to starve anymore.
Things are changing from the past.
Felt like my body moved on its own with those thoughts.
Taste is great, but the meaning behind it is even better lol
[Recommendations 1121] [Dislikes 3]
- Yeah, this is it
- The sense that things are changing was huge
- Kinda teared up while eating for no reason
"No way, was it that good?"
But it was more intense than I expected.
The meat is tasty, sure, but I didn't think they'd love it this much.
- Judak*) For real lol, can't resist meat
I left a comment agreeing, thinking hey, good thing it turned out well.
ㄴ ?
ㄴ You think everyone's freaking out just cuz of the meat taste?
ㄴ Holy shit, wanna say something nasty now;
ㄴ You pretending not to know or actually clueless?
But the reactions were kinda off.
- Judak*) Wait, it wasn't about the meat?
ㄴ Ugh... seriously...
ㄴ Wanna say it so bad, holding back in thoughts only lol;
ㄴ Wanna make you kiss my ass for real?
"No, what."
Tried to vibe with them and got chronic sexual harassment instead.
"Gallery folks' feelings? Not easy to understand..."
I scrolled the gallery a bit then turned my head.
"Right?"
Then Penny slithered out from under the bed like a ghost.
Her cheeks flushed red, breathing ragged as she glared at me.
"Don't talk to me? Suppressing jealousy right now."
"Hmm, okay."
Penny's condition was getting worse by the day.
Maybe because she absorbed it hastily while weakened, but signs of rampage popped up now and then.
Especially right now.
"Bad combo... shouldn't have started with jealousy..."
Lust and jealousy.
With those two powers, Penny groaned in pain, then hurriedly played a cassette.
-Grind, crunch
The room filled with the harsh sound of a grinder you'd hear at a construction site.
Construction site ASMR.
But even this had no effect anymore.
"Big trouble. It's weakening."
The jealousy emotion that had briefly subsided started raging again right away.
"You okay?"
It'd been weeks already, not just a day or two.
Worried, I put my hand to Penny's forehead.
-Smack!
Penny, face even redder, roughly slapped my hand away.
"Gasp."
"Ah."
It hurt my feelings.
Penny looked shocked too, like she hadn't expected herself to do that.
Then she glared at me with a weird look, face beet red.
"You doing that on purpose?"
"Huh?"
"Keep making me wanna kiss your ass?"
At those words, my whole body froze.
Penny.
My little Penny-Penny whom I'd raised like a daughter, throwing gallery trash talk at me.
Shocked stiff, I soon put on a stern face and scolded her.
"Good lord, where'd you learn that?"
"Don't know!"
No effect.
Penny bolted out of the room.
I was left alone, lying on the bed.
"No way Penny would act like that."
I knew what was up.
Side effects from absorbing the power of jealousy must've been too much.
Problem was, resolving it with time would take at least centuries.
"Only way is to absorb the other deadly sins too..."
Sloth might help, maybe.
Good thing Sloth was sealed at the academy right now.
Went into the gallery to check the situation...
[Title: Lord Judak, I have a confession. I killed a person yesterday.]
(Empty dorm pic)
(Blanket fallen off and open window pic)
Sorry, it's a lie.
Truth is, the seal broke and I lost track of where it went.
Figured I'd get scolded if I said the truth, so I pulled more aggro.
[Recommendations 2931] [Dislikes 2011]
- What
- So damn bold lmao
- Speechless af lmao
- Judak*) (Frog swinging fist con)
"Shit."
Sloth had vanished in the meantime.
But no blaming the guards.
Even eye contact gets you corrupted by Sloth, so they couldn't help it.
"No, where'd it go this time?"
Was gonna send Penny to look, but now finding it was priority.
If it hit the city streets, it'd be a walking disaster.
-Click
Then the door opened again.
Thought it was Penny coming back.
But it wasn't Penny coming through the door.
"Huh?"
Long, very long black hair.
Black hair like the Milky Way dragging on the floor.
An unfamiliar girl in academy uniform rubbed her eyes sleepily and walked in.
"Sloth?"
The culprit who plunged the academy into chaos.
One of the Seven Deadly Sins, Sloth, strode right in.
A million thoughts flashed by.
'How'd it know.'
The location jammer from Dryer was still on, for sure.
-Click
"Stop stop, move and I shoot."
I grabbed the shotgun propped nearby and aimed at Sloth.
12-Gauge Shotgun.
Point blank, even a dragon wouldn't survive.
But Sloth unexpectedly showed no hostility, just yawned wide.
"Hueeng."
With a deflating yawn, she flopped right onto the bed beside me.
*
[Notice: Isekai Gal on 2-week hiatus waaaaah!!]
Author: Judak*mk2
(Judak facing Sloth pic)
(Immediately turned into posthumous portrait pic)
Judak bumped into Sloth of the Seven Deadly Sins aaaah!
What will happen to Judak aaaah!!
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Thanks for loving Isekai Gal all this time.
Due to personal reasons, previous-gen Judak can no longer be Judak.
After 2 weeks hiatus, as 2nd-gen Judak*mk2 myself,
I'll start Part 2: Isekai Gal x Eating All the Isekai Elves Gallery
Thank you
[Recommendations 1322] [Dislikes 9999+]
- Fuck no!!!
- (It's fake right? Peasant con)
- (Dunno? Elf con)
- Story got fucked lol
- Gallery ending as expected...
- Leaving gal first, follow me guys lol
"Oh god no!"
A nightmare flashed in my head.
But luckily, just a nightmare.
Sloth was sleeping soundly next to me.
"How'd you find this place?"
Forget finding my location, Sloth's actions left me baffled.
Doesn't seem hostile.
But can't just leave it be.
"Guess I gotta call Penny first."
As I tried to get off the bed to call her.
-Thud
"Ung... where you going?"
A slender hand grabbed my wrist.
But I couldn't resist.
Even as Sloth, she was one of the Seven Deadly Sins.
Sloth had opened her eyes at some point, cheek buried in my pillow, staring right at me.
"Sleep together."
Sloth smiled hazily.
Her drowsy gray eyes made my mind go hazy.
"No, the gallery..."
"Forget worries and rest."
Sloth's eyes blurred, her voice seeping into my head.
Like fog in my mind.
As strength drained from my body bit by bit.
'So did you thoroughly read today's shitposts?'
One question echoing in my head snapped me awake.
"Right, gal damage!"
I firmly shook off Sloth's hand and yelled.
Can't resist gal shit.
Sloth's drowsy eyes went wide.
"...How?"
She stared at me in disbelief right then.
-Grrrrk!
Purple tentacles surged from the floor.
They grabbed Sloth tight and pinned her in midair.
"Lord Judak! You okay?"
Dryer appeared at perfect timing, blocking Sloth.
Sloth looked at Dryer, tilting her head.
"Succubus? How's a normal human living with a succubus?"
Seemed baffled like it made no sense, but her eyes slowly changed.
"But whatever. Tentacles like this..."
"Ugh...!"
Problem was Dryer getting pushed back.
Healthy non-rampage Dryer couldn't beat Sloth.
Dryer started breathing ragged, struggling.
"Hah. Nice."
I aimed the shotgun at Sloth and went to pull the trigger.
But no need.
"Hey."
Right behind Sloth.
Penny had snuck up, glaring at Sloth with flashing red eyes.
Sloth saw Penny and her eyes went wide.
"...Why're you here?"
"Cuz this is my house."
Penny swung her fist quick.
"Whaang."
With a light sound, Sloth faceplanted onto the bed.
*
Reason Sloth found my location was simple.
"Didn't know it was you, Judak..."
She didn't know.
Sloth just got tired of the academy bustle and harsh sunlight.
So she grabbed a pillow and wandered aimlessly.
"Came to the coziest spot..."
"And that was here?"
"...Yeah."
Sloth instinctively found undisturbed cozy places.
Followed instinct with her legs and ended up here.
"I can see slothful souls... And no place as slothful as this."
For months on end.
No, including modern times, years glued to bed in this room.
To Sloth, my room was the happiest, coziest spot in the world.
Reason I was fine meeting Sloth's eyes?
"Cuz I gal."
Every hour, minute, second, gal shit.
Reading multiple posts at once, running the gallery, thoroughly checking shitposts over and over.
Contradiction of ultimate sloth and diligence coexisting.
That's why Sloth's power didn't faze me.
"So you didn't know and come here?"
"Yeah, but..."
Sloth hesitated then spoke.
"Anyway, Judak, I was gonna meet you."
"Me?"
"Yeah, precisely you and her."
Sloth's finger pointed at Penny.
Penny's eyes flashed, and the finger quickly curled up.
"What do you wanna say?"
Asked figuring I'd hear her out, Sloth said without blinking.
"Living's a hassle."
"What?"
"So I came to get eaten."
Sloth betrayed the outside and came to us.
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