Chapter 186
Chapter 186
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 186
Chapter Title: Cute Fluffy Saintess
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Isekai Destruction Gallery Episode 186 (187/467)
[Title: I Finally Made It to the Map Zone]
Posted by: Cute Fluffy Saintess
(Forest beyond to open plains gif)
(Saintess making a V-sign gif)
Ta-da. I finally escaped from Nel.
My destination is Adrian.
But it's so tough...
I'm not even halfway there and I'm starving.
So hungry and lonely.
Anyone willing to share some food?
I'm a saintess, despite appearances.
I'll sincerely bless you with good fortune.
[Upvotes 5] [Downvotes 10]
- What kind of concept is this?
- Kinda creepy.
- If it's real, I'll help. But where's Nel?
└ Cute Fluffy Saintess) For real? Thank you so much. Nel is the fallen Holy Kingdom beyond the western edge of the map.
└ ?
└ Holy shit, you believe this?
└ Total bullshit, claiming to be a saintess lol
└ Lol if you're a saintess, I'm the Hero
└ Cute Fluffy Saintess) I am a saintess... for real...
“Some destructive concept.”
A new likable anon appeared in the gallery.
Name: Cute Fluffy Saintess.
She'd been posting her life story like a diary for a while now.
A saintess concept traveling from the fallen Holy Kingdom of Nel to Adrian.
“Kinda feels real.”
Of course, I don't believe it.
Plenty of concept anons set up detailed backstories like this.
Still, it had a certain sincerity.
- Judak* (Sent one tuna can!)
└ Cute Fluffy Saintess) Whoa, Judak... for real?
└ Cute Fluffy Saintess) You looked out for me again.
She replied to the tuna can toss in seconds.
Like she was waiting for food or something.
- Judak* Yeah, bless me with luck.
I left a comment out of boredom for fun.
└ Cute Fluffy Saintess) I want to.
└ Cute Fluffy Saintess) But Judak is the gallery's new law of the world...
└ Cute Fluffy Saintess) I can't bless such a great being. Really sorry...
The response was unexpected.
She couldn't bless me, Judak, because she's a saintess.
“Damn persistent.”
Sticking to the concept even here is hardcore.
That saintess gif is probably scraped from somewhere too.
But surprisingly fun to play along with.
Give her a blanket when she's cold at night, digestive meds when her stomach hurts.
She was always so grateful for the little things.
- Cute Fluffy Saintess) Judak is different from the Nel gods.
└ Cute Fluffy Saintess) I like Judak.
Felt like checking in on a neglected game sim. Attendance complete for today.
Next contact was the witch, Morone.
Morone: About that shaman defense potion you mentioned...
“Already done?”
After the rift subjugation, that shaman thing mimicking a person.
Lucky the wyvern bit it and revealed itself, or we'd have been toast.
So I asked the witch for anti-shaman potions, and now the reply.
Judak*: Yeah?
Morone: Figured out the recipe, but missing one ingredient...
Surprisingly, almost complete.
Issue's the ingredient.
“Well, whatever it is, I can provide.”
Beast guts, lungs, frog legs, all sorts of weird crap.
Store sells everything.
Judak*: What do you need?
I asked confidently.
Morone: Need a giant beast's heart!
“?”
Up until the unexpected request.
Giant beast heart?
“Don't sell that.”
Sadly, not in stock.
Store has Earth/modern stuff, even weird shit.
But no medieval-fantasy exclusive beast items.
Judak*: Nah, don't have that;
Morone: ㅠㅠㅠ
Judak*: That all for the potion?
Morone: Yes! With a giant beast heart, I can make the shaman defense potion!
Shaman defense potion.
With that, rift subjugations become possible.
But how to get it?
“That whale merfolk hasn't shown up lately.”
Since Elrad subjugation, giant beasts are rare.
“Stricter than expected.”
Was wondering if to wait for one to appear...
[Title: The Old Man and the Sea]
(Ship breaking in half gif)
(Countless tentacles rising above the surface, swallowing the ship gif)
(Desperately switching to a rowboat and fleeing gif)
Aigoo fuck I'm dying
[Upvotes 1291] [Downvotes 2]
- (Bring snacks! Elf cone)
- Sorry but looks delicious;
- So where's the old man?
└ Poster) No old man fucker
└ Ah lololol
└ People do vanish lol
└ Drip in that situation?
“Kraken?”
No sooner said than a new sea beast form appeared.
*
Kraken.
Terrifying giant sea monster from Norse myth.
With its fearfully long tentacles.
“Wow! You know Kraken! Scary as hell!”
Sea + fantasy staple.
Regular guest in media.
- Fuck live by the coast;
- Fishing's fucked now lol
- Those teeth are nasty af
But here it's reality.
Gallery fisherfolk in uproar, naturally.
Normal-sized beasts? Spear toss, chase or catch.
Merfolk? Even better. Net 'em together, sell.
Kraken? No way.
[Title: God...jpg]
(Kraken swallowing ship gif)
You bastard why me? I got money? Power? What?
Why leave rich pricks living large but fuck me over???
You petty squid bastard, elf bastard, dirty elite bastard
Give me back my money, my ship!!!!!!
[Upvotes 2942] [Downvotes 502]
- Drift art ㄷㄷ
- Saved your life, have a drink~
└ Poster) You think this is funny? Livelihood fucked, future bleak, drink? Need money to drink fuck it's not your shit
└ This ain't scrape level
└ Commenter apologize ㅇㅇ
[Title: Lol Why Work?]
(Kraken coming ashore smashing ships gif)
(Debt notes, overdue notices piled in house gif)
Debt, livelihood, fuck it this guy's smashing it all why work? Lol
Overdue notice?
Just die, end of story?
What you gonna do if I die bitch lol
[Upvotes 1191] [Downvotes 2]
- Cease fire!
- (Farmer sweating buckets cone)
- This feels too real, scary
Ignored the sea too long.
Rifts left alone, result: giant beasts like that.
Foreseen disaster... but.
“But for a Kraken, kinda small?”
Name shocked me at first.
Kraken, floating island nickname, myth monster?
But gallery sightings look so stubby.
- Judak*) That real Kraken?
└ ?
└ If not Kraken what is?
└ Looks huge af, Kraken right? (No idea)
“Beast for sure...”
Aggression says beast.
But no way Kraken.
Compared to ships, figured it out.
12m ~ 15m.
“Just a giant squid.”
Rift-mutated giant squid.
“Kraken born from misunderstanding?”
Theory: Kraken from sea ignorance + squid grossness.
Real Kraken wouldn't be that stubby.
“Then it's different.”
Not Kraken, giant squid?
Beast, usable as material?
[Store/Fishing]
[Harpoon Gun] - 990p
[Bait Guts] - 10p
[Store/Ships]
[Small Fishing Boat] - 10,000p
“Bring the long one.”
Time for sea fishing.
*
Normal ships are slow.
Wood durability weak.
Normal ships anyway.
“Uwaaak!”
“Fuck, Captain, what the hell did you bring!”
“I don't know either fucker!”
But illegal engine mod, 90km/h small vessel?
- Splash!
“Uwaaak!”
Ship can't handle speed.
Even airborne sometimes.
Captain going insane from ground-unheard speed.
Started from drunken post.
[Title: Anyone Can Do It! Noob Fishing Guide Series Ep1]
(Ship shattered gif)
(Kraken far off rippling gif)
Thanks for loving the noob fishing guide series so far
[Upvotes 392] [Downvotes 12]
- Mega up lol
- You too? Fuck12 me too lol
- Up if poster wants to rip Kraken
└ Poster) Mega up 31213
“Ah... life...”
Day ship smashed by Kraken.
Man's livelihood ruined in a flash.
All he could do: drink and rant in gallery.
Wanted to tear that beast.
No way how.
Thought so anyway.
- Judak*) Hey
└ Poster) ...Huh? Lord Judak?
└ Judak*) If I enable revenge, you in?
Before Judak's tempting offer.
“Enable revenge?”
Irresistible.
Nodded like hypnotized.
Result: this.
[Title: Kraaaaak!]
(Ship airborne briefly from speed gif)
(Harpooned Kraken dragged gif)
How do I kill thiiiis????
Kraaaaak!@!!!!
[Upvotes 1921] [Downvotes 4]
- Art score 10/10
- Ship airborne now?
└ (Airborne)
└ ?
- Why Judak give to him not me?
└ Judak*) My choice~
└ Ha... aegyo now?
└ Judak*) ?
└ Fuck can't sleep again real
└ Come here!!!
└ (Elf sticking tongue out creepily cone)
Kraken? No issue.
Button press, harpoon flies, spears squid between eyes.
Problem: speed.
“Kraaak fuck off, off!”
Finally stopped engine, fishermen exhausted before squid beast.
Squid beast bobbing on harpoon line.
“What'd Judak want?”
“Just the heart from that beast.”
Beast heart, unknown use.
No need to know.
Bosses need it.
Just haul to land, carve heart.
But...
“Huh?”
Something gathered by Kraken.
Wasn't there before.
Staring puzzled when...
-Gulp.
It surfaced.
“...Girl?”
Long hair, snow-white skin.
Beauty anyone'd agree, pure eyes blinking long lashes, sailors entranced when...
“Kki-pat!”
Girl made weird noise, grabbed something, fled.
With jewel-like tailfin leaping.
“...Mermaid?”
Captain realized late.
Mermaid stole the beast heart.