Chapter 184
Chapter 184
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 184
Chapter Title: The Elves' Liquor Storage Raid
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>Isekai Destruction Gallery Episode 184 (185/467)
[Title: My Wife]
(Captured harpy meme)
(Intensely thrashing and screeching meme)
Pass +++ No way no way no way
[Upvotes 2] [Downvotes 102]
- Fuck that demon bastard kid
- (Disgusted dark elf con)
- From the beast's perspective, it'd be fucking terrifying
ㄴ Fr, not even killing it after catching, making it a wife lol
- But one of those upvotes is self-upvote, what's the other one?
ㄴ Elf screeech
ㄴ Human screeech!!
"Business as usual in the gallery."
A morning thread swarming with all sorts of shitposts.
Having already finished thoroughly reading the shitposts, I was now meticulously going through the general threads, productively passing the time.
After reading dozens of pages of general threads, I started feeling something off.
"Wait, something's different."
Not the shitposts everywhere—that was normal.
Nor were there reports of waves hitting or any problem threads.
- This one's cute, right? ㅠㅠㅠㅠ [3]
- Please share just one tuna can... [0]
- Let's check the average education level of Isekai Gallery users [12]
- It's been 3 days starving, please some Isekai Coins... [1]
"Hmm."
Yeah, the begging posts had increased.
Before, you'd be lucky to see one per page.
Now, they were popping up easily between general posts.
If this were just a trend of fake begging to save coins, I'd have banned it.
"But it's real."
The problem was this was a genuine societal issue.
Specifically, there were way more orphans now.
In a way, it was inevitable.
Adults die in war, orphans multiply.
This wasn't just a human problem anymore—it had become a chronic plague across all races.
[Title: Please, anyone, help me]
(Ragged, filthy little girl meme)
Even 1 Isekai Coin is super grateful
I'll take leftover food too
Feels like I'm gonna starve to death, please anyone help... ㅠㅠ
[Upvotes 1] [Downvotes 1]
- Another begging post ㅇㅇ;
ㄴ OP) Please just once...
ㄴ I got nothing to eat either
Kids too young to work.
The future generation starving over a single Isekai Coin.
- Judak*) (Shipped 20 tuna cans!)
ㄴ Whoa
ㄴ Holy shit OP hit the jackpot
ㄴ OP) ?!!!!?
ㄴ OP) Th-thank you!!!
So I sent some tuna cans.
One point each.
And thanks to the donation point system, no loss on my end.
"But this isn't solving it."
This method wouldn't fix the root problem.
I was pondering while noticing more and more begging posts when—
[Concept Post: Ah lol this pisses me off so much]
Posted by: Pure Elf
"Huh?"
Something was weird about the new shitpost's status.
[Concept Post: Ah lol this pisses me off so much]
Posted by: Pure Elf
(Elf meme staring intently straight at the screen)
Knew it
Told you guys over and over to prepare in advance?
Lazed around and now even the World Tree left
Yet you still drink booze
Slacking off duty every day playing around
And now you can't even guard properly letting beasts into the city?
Gonna have to go around grabbing your ears with my fists to knock some sense in???
[Upvotes 5812] [Downvotes 2911]
- Heeeek
- (Shivering elf con)
- J-Judak save us!!!
- ? What is this
- Why's Pure Honorary Human pissed again
- As expected, elf discipline is by Pure Elf
- So what's it mad about? (Genuine)
"Huh?"
Pure Elf had posted, fuming mad.
*
An elf who doesn't drink.
A diligent elf.
An elf worried about the race's future.
- Wtf does that exist?
- It's a mutant
- Is the world ending already...
Nah, none of that.
That was the standard elf image.
But Pure Elf was exactly that.
"Sometimes does elfy stuff but..."
Truly an un-elf-like elf.
And now that Pure Elf was furious—no, outraged—laying down the law on the elves.
Turns out the reason was simple.
[Title: Current status of elf liquor storage...jpg]
(All the booze barrels burst meme)
(Elves collapsed on the floor sobbing meme)
No!!!!!
This isn't real!!!!!
Heeeaaaak!!!!!
[Upvotes 6910] [Downvotes 201]
- ??? lololol
- Wtf is this lolol
- TL;DR) 1. Beast enters city
2. Beast wrecks liquor storage
3. Angry elves playing hide-and-seek with beast
ㄴ Oh go see go see
- But I get it, why post instead of catching it?
ㄴ Fr no time for posting
ㄴ Interpretation) They're struggling so indirectly asking Judak for help
ㄴ Wtf who did this
ㄴ Ugh long-eared pests
The elf liquor storage got raided.
By just one mutant beast, no less.
"No way, is that possible?"
It was smack in the city center.
Wondered how it got there, but surprisingly, the beast strolled right through the main gate.
The guards weren't properly on duty.
And it wasn't just one guard unit.
External patrols, wall watchers, inner city guards—all slacking.
- Elf sob sob, elf waaah...
- My life... everything...
- Gonna rip that beast to shreds no matter what
The elves immediately mobilized to exterminate the beast.
But it was a total failure.
[Title: Die, die die!!]
Posted by: Elves Are Pretty Cute and All
(Beast nimbly darting between barrels meme)
(All arrows missing meme)
(Only innocent barrels getting smashed meme)
Elfkkyaaaak!
Don't run fight back!!
[Upvotes 4221] [Downvotes 0]
- lololol look at up/down difference
- Like watching my cat lol
- First time rooting for a beast ㅇㅇ...
- Fuck look at those elves seething lololol
The beast was surprisingly intelligent.
Deliberately knocking over and shattering bottles, slyly dodging the knights.
Plus, the storage extended underground.
If things got dicey, it just fled deeper down.
Naturally, this incident was a festival for other races.
[Title: Wrong to call booze lovers pathetic]
(Sobbing elf pounding the ground meme)
(Licking spilled booze off the floor meme)
Could just be elves
[Upvotes 102] [Downvotes 32]
- lolol just straight-up cursing
- (Squirrelkin con with mouth agape in shock)
ㄴ ?
ㄴ Huh?
- How heartbreaking heeeek!!! You call yourselves alive after this!!!
ㄴ Empathize!!!
ㄴ (Sobbing elf con)
ㄴ Hmm, booze bottle?
ㄴ Whether booze bottle or not who cares lololol
ㄴ –Elf-
- J-Judak please help@!!
- The b-booze barrels are all smashed!!
- (Elf pottery con with cracked head)
Other races weren't helping.
Elves naturally turned to me first.
Especially dependent since the World Tree left.
"Well, gotta help, right?"
Of course, I planned to.
Beast-related issue from the start—no intention of ignoring.
Yeah, no intention...
- Pure Elf) Judak, don't help
ㄴ Judak*) ?
Pure Elf blocked me.
Elves naturally fell into chaos.
ㄴ Why, why?
ㄴ Barrels are still getting smashed right now, we need help now!!
ㄴ Pure Elf) Judak, ignore them all
ㄴ Pure Elf) They need to experience this once
ㄴ Pure Elf) No right to drink booze!
ㄴ Heeeek
They slacked on guard duty while drinking.
Result: not even a beast horde, just one got deep inside.
Lucky it was the liquor storage—if village or castle interior?
ㄴ W-Without booze we'll die for real!
ㄴ We're the same elves! We can't do this to each other!
ㄴ Pure Elf) Then die
ㄴ Hiiing ㅠㅠ
Pure Elf, always calling for elf normalization.
Seizing this chance.
"Well, about time they snapped out of it."
World Tree protected the race for centuries for free, then left.
Yet no will to stand on their own, just drinking.
Might be first to vanish if great war breaks out.
- Judak*) OK
ㄴ Heeeek
ㄴ Lord Judak...?
ㄴ Lord Judak abandoned us too...
So I agreed.
Deliberately ignored for about an hour.
Elves tried going down to protect the booze anyway.
[Title: My world collapsed today]
(Liquor storage in ruins meme)
(Elf collapsed on floor soul departed meme)
My friends... my friends... were murdered today...
Brutally murdered by the beast...
And... and...!
Judak watched...
Pure Elf watched...
I'm alone now...
Now.
No. Thing. By. My. Side. Left. At. All.
(Dynamic screaming elf con)
[Upvotes 1921] [Downvotes 502]
- Ugh threadkill lolol
- Elf average
- Honestly just pretending to care for shitpost clout right? Badmouthing ㄴㄴ
ㄴ OP) Die die die die
ㄴ Scraping? lolol
ㄴ Damn effective lol
All failed.
Once the last barrels were smashed, I stepped in to help.
"Can't subdue it normally, huh..."
From various posts, the beast was bigger than expected.
But instincts sharp, intelligent—never cornered.
Slyly evaded elves, used underground darkness to confuse positions.
"How about sealing the entrance?"
Classic method: starve the beast.
Only one entrance anyway—would have to come up eventually.
But too time-consuming, too vague.
"Gun situation not viable either."
To shoot, need to be in same spot.
But beast never properly showed itself—useless.
So need to be in same spot as beast...
"Not showing up?"
Then make the beast come.
Too smart to attack groups of elves.
Someone alone as bait.
"But no need to use a person."
[Shop/Sound Equipment]
[Cassette Player] - 30p
Feel the charm of retro and analog!
Ships fully charged.
[Shop/Cassette Tapes]
[Movies/US Dramas/Short Scream Compilation] - 1p
Horror scream compilation featuring top actors' best performances.
I bought the cassette from the shop.