Chapter 182
Chapter 182
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 182
Chapter Title: The Golden Goblin (It's Real)
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[Title: Golden Goblin (It's Real).jpg]
(Goblin with a golden body meme)
(Close-up meme of the unique ring on its finger)
What the hell is this guy lol
If it were Judak, I'd upvote hard for charging in like that lol
[Upvotes 1921] [Downvotes 15]
- Hard upvote lol
- I'm a Judak fan and I upvoted
ㄴ Lord Judak doesn't talk like that
Goblins had invaded.
But the numbers were a bit off.
"The scale is totally different from last time?"
It was as if they'd brought every goblin on the surface—the horde was massive.
Above all, that golden goblin sitting on what looked like a throne had a different vibe.
"Is that the king or something?"
Arrogant gestures and a unique appearance.
Most of all, the ring it wore was sparkling unusually bright.
It screamed, "I'm no ordinary ring."
"Doesn't feel right..."
A bad premonition hit.
Usually, items like that had some effect.
[Title: Whoa, Meat x4 Event!!!]
(Dark elves hiding in the shadows meme)
(Dark elves with sparkling eyes meme)
Meat everywhere!
The problem was that the dark elves had already jumped out.
[Title: Dark Elves Fight Like Pros]
(Dark elves leaping from shadows meme)
(Goblin head and body separating meme)
Who knew assassination could be used like this in open combat ㄷㄷ
- No wonder they survived
- But now the elves have no world tree, so let's kill the elves with that skill ㅇㅇ
ㄴ Oh, I support it
ㄴ Genius?
ㄴ What are you supporting? Eat your tuna can ㅡㅡ
ㄴ Scared elves? Hard upvote lol
Of course, it was effective.
Goblins died without reacting.
Sure, there was a risk of encirclement, but the Gallery Doctors would divert attention.
But the problem was the golden goblin on the throne.
[Title: Why Are These 념글 Guys Acting Up Suddenly]
(Dark elves collapsing meme)
(Dark elves' movements slowing drastically like exhaustion meme)
Assassination was good and all, but something's weird?
Was cheering for them and now this?
- Won't they get surrounded like that?
- Why are they suddenly collapsing?
- Dark elves can't die!!!
ㄴ You've got a kind heart
ㄴ Gotta see those dark elf pics if they go down ㅇㅇ;
ㄴ Bragging, you bastard
When the golden goblin made its ring shine, the dark elves started collapsing.
Naturally, one thought came to mind.
"No way, debuffs too?"
A debuff that weakens the enemy.
And a goblin had it.
- M-my legs won't move!
- Suddenly losing strength...
It was the perfect counter to assassination-specialized dark elves.
They had no choice but to fall helplessly.
If not for the Gallery Doctor.
[Title: Dark Elves in Peril Right Now...jpg]
(Exhausted dark elf collapsed meme)
(Goblin swinging rusty blade meme... hand appearing beside it)
(Gallery Doctor kneading goblin into dough meme)
You again, GOAT...
- Damn, I saw it again, blah blah...
- Thought I mis-saw the hand in pic 2 wtf lol
- Tension breaker
- So why isn't the doctor affected by exhaustion?
ㄴ Why do you think he's not?
ㄴ ?
ㄴ Before the hook hand folds it up
ㄴ !
The Gallery Doctor was affected by the ring too.
Well, only affected.
"Feels a tiny bit slower."
The Gallery Doctor walked just fine.
Movements a bit sluggish, but not a big deal.
Plus, maybe it only works in a certain range.
When he picked up the elves and retreated, they recovered quickly.
Judak*: You okay dude?
Great Doc: A bit languid but no issue
Great Doc: Can still turn green uglies into corn with impact
Judak*: OK for now
In reality, just a bit languid, no real problem.
"But the numbers are too much."
Too many minions around that ring-wearing goblin to approach.
Didn't think the Gallery Doctor would lose, but going deep inside risked isolation.
"Dark elves can't help either."
One thing was clear: the battle situation had turned unfavorable.
"No idea why a goblin has that..."
-Bang!
The Gallery Doctor pulled out a shotgun.
But no big effect.
- Gross bastards blocking with bodies;
- They seem to regenerate too?
They built a wall with their bodies.
Wounded goblins that didn't die even regenerated slowly.
"Grenades are iffy too."
If it were a goblin den in a canyon, sure.
But this was a dark elf city.
No need to collapse the entrance.
So, block that horde without explosives.
As if there's a way...
"Then just catch them without explosions."
There was.
The shop knew the answer.
After a moment's thought, I opened the shop window.
*
-Bang!
A spark flashed in the darkness.
Bullets flew with eerie sounds, embedding indiscriminately into goblins.
"Kieek!"
Some died, some wounded.
-Uung!
But it didn't matter.
The goblins that survived the golden goblin's ring power rose again.
"...Ugh."
Loen groaned.
This standoff had dragged on for minutes.
Goblins kept advancing, dark elves slowly pushed back into the city.
If only she could help the Gallery Doctor.
'I'm useless.'
Sadly, no other word for it.
That magic tool a mere goblin had—exhaustion and regeneration, what a cheat.
"How do we handle this..."
Defending a dark elf city, and dark elves were useless.
As their expressions soured from helplessness and the bad situation.
[Item delivered safely!]
Text suddenly appeared in the air.
Right between the goblins and Gallery Doctor.
"Huh?"
All eyes focused, the text vanished, and something slowly materialized.
"Kieek?!"
Something gleaming appeared, and it was...
"A gem...?"
The highest-value gem only Judak could produce.
The one even the golden dragon had only received as a gift.
"Keeek!"
"Kiieek!"
Greed filled the goblins' eyes.
No, they went berserk.
Hadn't they brought this massive force just for that?
As goblins reached out in greed,
-Swish!
"Huh?"
The gem was tossed straight down the canyon.
Into the abyss even dark elves couldn't see the bottom of.
"Kek!"
Goblins freaked out.
Some tried to lunge, but...
Soon gave up.
Insanely tempting, but not worth dying.
They thought more gems inside the city, when—
-Swish, swish.
"Ke, kekek?"
More gems kept appearing in the air.
Big, small, colorful beautiful gems of all shapes.
Tossed down the cliff like trash.
"Kieeek!"
Goblins screamed.
They rushed to the cliff edge, scrambling for the falling gems.
But couldn't reach.
Just barely out of reach, frustratingly plummeting into the canyon.
So close, just a bit more...
Goblins lost their minds in regret, ignoring dark elves entirely.
"What the..."
As Loen panicked,
The Great Doc, the Gallery Doctor, started walking toward the goblin lines.
"D-Doctor, dangerous!"
To Loen's cry, Great Doc just kept walking.
Surprisingly, goblins ignored the Great Doc crossing through them.
Eyes bloodshot with greed, throats parched, they clustered at the cliff, flailing hands.
"Kieek!"
"Keeek!"
Some got pushed from behind and fell into the canyon.
Even those grabbing gems as they fell had smiles.
"Kek!"
Envy. I want to grab one too.
Seeing that, remaining goblins started jumping one by one.
"Kek!"
Even the golden goblin was distracted.
-Thud!
Gallery Doctor stood before the golden goblin.
The goblin snapped to belatedly.
But too late.
A brutish hand reached out.
"Kek!"
As it trembled in fear, curling up—
"Give."
"Kek?"
Gallery Doctor spoke first.
As the goblin tilted its head, the doctor snatched the ring.
"Kieeek!"
As the golden goblin freaked at losing its treasure,
"And receive."
"Kek...?"
-Rustle
Gems were handed to the goblin.
Not one or two, but dozens.
Piled so high it couldn't hold with both hands.
The goblin gaped, trembling, then looked up.
"Give. Receive."
Gallery Doctor spread fingers, pointing at ring and treasures, repeating.
Meanwhile, goblins threw themselves off for one or two gems.
"Kek."
Steal, get zero.
Give the less valuable ring, get mountains of precious beautiful gems.
The golden goblin froze briefly, then bolted out.
*
"Handled?"
Forbidden resurrection spell.
Taboo line spoken, yet no goblins in sight.
Obviously.
They'd all jumped into that abyss long ago.
[Title: Chilling Judak Solution...jpg]
(Gems tossed off cliff meme)
(Goblins jumping off cliff meme)
Goblins who jumped into canyon
Apparently even in death, they rummage corpses at bottom for gems...
[Upvotes 4932] [Downvotes 201]
- E-elf freakouuut!
- Ah f**k midnight and you pull this s**t!
- Ah lol scary? Gotta sleep with mom tonight lol
"It worked."
Even I hadn't expected it.
Thought just diverting eyes would suffice, not that they'd jump.
"Tracker working fine."
Know where goblin den is.
Almost all dead, just farming left.
Risk going to surface, but ring suggests treasures.
Examining the ring in hand, about to assemble forces for goblin den,
[Title: Lord Judak, more goblins incoming...?]
"Huh?"
Goblins invaded again.
- No how tf did they come back shitler
- Still goblins left?
- Wow, disgustingly many lol
Gallery in shock.
Goblins breed fast, but this was excessive.
My take differed.
[Title: Lord Judak, more goblins incoming...?]
(About a dozen goblins meme)
(Treasure-laden arrival meme)
But they're unarmed, full of treasure...
What are these...?
- ???
- Treasure goblins brought treasure?
- What, is this real?
"They really came."
Treasure goblins arrived bearing their treasures.