Chapter 16
Chapter 16
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 16
Chapter Title: Isekai Destruction Gallery
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Pale skin, white hair, and mad crimson eyes.
A cute girl with these features?
'I gotta bounce right now.'
But if you couldn't tell it was dangerous just from that?
Then death was the only option left.
"Grrr?"
"Slurp."
Even with her heart clearly pierced, the girl gazed down at the deer with sparkling eyes.
"Graaah! Kek."
The deer was gone.
No fierce battle or anything.
"Wah, this is deer. Excellent source of protein..."
Clutching the variant beast that had turned into something like raw venison—or whatever was left of the deer—the girl walked off.
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"Oof, I absolutely must not mess with her."
One deer attack pierced clean through—defense that low.
But if it's undead, that's a different story.
Defense stats would be pointless.
I reflexively realized that mysterious girl was a vampire.
No, there's no way I couldn't know.
[Admin Chat Room]
Soon-to-Die Vampire: Beast deer, this is top-tier processed meat! Should I taste the orange sticker too?
(Squished raw venison—or whatever's in between—image)
Judak☆: Uh.
No, eat up.
Full Elf: Hieeek
She'd posted blatant proof herself.
Well, thanks to that, it ended without major casualties. All good.
"Gallers gotta exist for the gallery to exist."
And maybe thanks to the unintended assist from Soon-to-Die Vampire.
Mentions of Soon-to-Die Vampire—which had been banned in the gallery—started trickling in around then.
- Censored upvote lol
- Saved our asses, upvote
- Censored mention and we don't die?
- Thanks goat, you saved our lives
Especially the complaints about Soon-to-Die Vampire's posts getting ignored? Those vanished.
Title: Meat tastes great anytime!
Author: Soon-to-Die Vampire★
Stuck in camp and bored, but this was a great ride.
Hope I can head out again next time.
Upvotes 14 Downvotes 0
Title: What's for dinner? Need galum help
Author: Soon-to-Die Vampire★
1. Market chicken
2. Blood-flavored tomato juice
3. Hunt beasts (annoying)
Stomach's growling. But too lazy.
Feelin' real jott right now.
Upvotes 15 Downvotes 0
Even with these pointless broken-translator shitposts popping up.
└ 3 up
They were getting upvotes—and even replies sometimes!
└ Author) Reply, it's been forever
└ Hiiik sorry sorry sorry won't comment so boldly again
└ Author) ?
Of course, it didn't go further than that.
I was spectating the whole scene through the system.
Even chowing down on the slime noodles from Full Elf's bartering.
"Tastes good."
Though I drew the line at party noodles.
Maybe the taste threshold here is ridiculously low.
Tuna cans being "average" but top-tier meals here said it all.
With the incident wrapping up unexpectedly well, I was browsing posts while eating slime noodles when—
Title: So what now?
"What."
One ominous post went up.
(Troll scratching head image)
└ ...?
└ What?
└ Troll post?
- Author) Nah, be real—we lucked out on one wave, but partying this hard already? Overkill no?
└ What the hell dude
└ Everyone else cool why you bitching
└ Peak troll from hetero-gal noob?
└ Elf-tier
A flood of handshake requests poured in, of course.
But the author's bold takes didn't stop.
└ Author) And we only caught this one cuz censored clapped it—otherwise casualties would've sucked.
Plus no guarantee waves won't solo-pop, right? Partying early feels off.
└ ...
└ Drink!!!!!!!!
One hell of a reality check.
"That so?"
I'd relaxed the second the beast deer died.
That post snapped me out of it.
We got lucky this time, but next?
And the one after?
Stumbling every time turns hetero-gal into total shit-gal.
"No way, not on my watch as Judak!"
The post got troll-labeled and deleted quick, but I dug through the shop weapons.
"Need something for situations like this."
Found one.
[High-Explosive Grenade] - 30 points
Modern man-killer bullshit even middle-school allowance could cover.
One issue though.
"So how tough are these guys really?"
The beasts I'd seen were just small fries.
No clue on isekai beast ecology—bad vibes.
Why, check any rebirth cheat fic—modern guns can't even scratch beasts?
"No mana-awakener-only restrictions here, right?"
Sudden dread hit.
Best bet: ask the gallery.
Title: Doesn't add up. Variant deer was weak af;
Author: Judak☆
Bs
Nah, why's the variant deer so tough?
Got alert, prepping weapons—but can this take beasts?;
Roughly explosion attack
- Judak you really titling like that?
- Aggro's always orange
- Orange straight-up ten plagues
- Orange peak navel-stealer
- Why tf you using aggro titles as Judak?
- Oh, Judak's a mage?
- Need blast radius and cast time to calc
- Mana cost too plz
└ Mages going feral lol
└ Ugh mana stink reaching here
└ Judak☆) Uh yeah
└ Judak☆) Blast radius ~15m, total prep+det ~7 sec yeah
└ Judak☆) No mana cost
└ Holy shit grand mage?
└ No cap bro
└ Was reading serious till 10-sec cast no-mana bs; you dying?
"No, it's real."
And this was just a high-explosive grenade.
Grenades got endless types—this was one.
└ Judak☆) Deadass asking;
└ Judak☆) This hurt that deer beast?
└ Hurt? Pulverized
└ Judak stop delusions come eat
└ Judak take vitamins
"Got it, I see your power levels."
High-explosive grenade gets grand mage reactions? Cool.
Time to show isekai civ a taste of modern power.
But when to use it? No need to wonder.
- Fml wave again
- Beast deer was starter.jpg
- Elrad this time?
- Yeah Elrad subbed too
Perfect test dummy walked right up.
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Elven forest Elrad.
Hid through the Great War, minimized damage—but not anymore.
"Lady Eliana! New wave incoming!"
"What? How..."
The elf knight's frantic report crumpled Eliana's face.
Beast deer fresh, now back-to-back waves.
Manageable though.
Tough, but army could push it back.
If it was a normal wave.
"Graaah!"
What spawned in Elrad: bone dragon.
Didn't match the green woods—not local.
Crawled from eastern outskirts where Great War sparked, made it here.
Eyes of elves guarding kingdom borders shook.
Long-lived—they knew that dragon.
Massacred elves pre-Great War, then vanished.
"Lady Eliana! What do we do?"
Eliana checked the gallery.
Sure enough, post velocity spiked—elf proofs on bone dragon.
- Elf here saw bone dragon gasp
- Lived long,, whatcha gonna do?
- Real? We're screwed;
- Wtf is this;
- Yo why speech suddenly like this
Even elves losing composure.
Biggest issue though.
"We got no way to stop it."
No weapons.
None to cut steel-like bones—no, not even basic ones.
Elves lacked smithing—bought from humans always.
Post-Great War? No supply.
Left with wooden arrows and magic.
"Graaaah!"
"Don't let it into inner Elrad! Fire!"
Eliana's shout rallied elves—bows drawn.
Each elite archer and knight.
Swoosh!
Insane strength from slender arms drew strings.
Unavoidable threats one and all.
Ting.
But only vs humans.
Not giant beasts—couldn't even scratch.
"No good!"
"Lady Eliana! Retreat, get other weapons!"
Desperate cries and futile shots filled the air.
Then fireballs rained on elf heads.
"Aaagh!"
"Hot!!"
Magic elves stepped up, but wide flames overwhelmed.
No fetching weapons though.
- Elves die and get divine punishment
- World's like this cuz you elves
- Trash race shouldn't exist
'No one's lending.'
Elves knew.
Gallery elf hate levels.
Some memes, but half real loathing.
Fact: elves' non-coop lost Great War.
Why Eliana—Full Elf—hated fellow elves.
'Told ya to open up sooner...'
Ignored warnings till it bit 'em.
"Lady Eliana, danger!!"
Archer elf shoved Eliana.
"Aaagh!"
Took the fireball for her—arm burned, rolling.
"No!"
Grabbed elf, dodged—but couldn't widen gap.
Eliana's view: elves dying left and right.
Despair flickering in her eyes.
[Admin chat notification arrived!]
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