Chapter 157
Chapter 157
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 157
Chapter Title: Unpaid Granny Erasers
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Excellent Doc: (Rift gross-out gif 1)
(Rift gross-out gif 2)
(Rift smoke suffocation gif 1)
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Excellent Doc: Presented results to the employer and got a good reaction
Judak*: Oh lol performance bonus?
['Judak' has shipped 5,000 Merit Coins!]
Excellent Doc: Oh my light. This is like holy water. Always be grateful to your employer
Lately, the field we'd been most focused on was, of course, rift cleanup.
Of course, I was just providing the money while the gallery doctors worked day and night.
"Smooth sailing, huh?"
Of course, there were rifts that wouldn't go away.
The prime example was the one buried under the dwarf mines.
No gallery doctor had ever gone near the dwarf mountains, and it was too massive to begin with.
[Title: Mine #3 Closed]
Author: Taldru
(Massive rift at the mine entrance gif)
Brothers, we shut down the mine like you advised for now
The rift is slowly growing, but no major issues yet
[Recommendations 412] [Disrecommendations 4]
- Whoa, what the fuck is that size?
- Can't even see the dwarf standing in front of it
ㄴ Fact) Dwarves are small to begin with, so they're hard to spot
ㄴ Taldru) Fact) I can bury you so you can't be seen either
ㄴ Gasp
ㄴ Whoa
"That one's beyond even trying to gross-out."
It was also the oldest rift.
And the problem of it being embedded under the mine.
It was a rift that had appeared in the early days and grown in size without ever spawning a wave.
"Ominous, but whatever..."
We closed the mine as a precaution and laid some mines around it.
If a wave pops?
It goes back to nature along with Mine #3.
"Ah, time to manage the gallery."
Gallery management time had rolled around.
Deleting hate gifs and stopping spam posts.
But after a moment's hesitation, I clicked on the next hate post.
"Me? Why me?"
There were others who could do it, or rather, trolls.
Grandma Barn-Demolishing Beauty Judak: Ah, fuck
Judak*: Bad words?
Grandma Barn-Demolishing Beauty Judak: Ah, this is making me feel really offended
Judak*: Good
The very troll who'd been mass-producing those hate gifs was handling my job instead.
[Admin Chat Room]
Full-Power Elf: I have no idea how long it's been since I had some leisure.
Dragon Will Die: No more looking at those lowly creatures' naked bodies—I'm so happy ^u^
Soon-to-Die Vampire: Happy, thrilled, the best...
Thanks to that, even the Paradaks were taking a break from work for the first time in ages.
The condition for unbanning Grandma Barn was simple.
Judak*: You do unpaid eraser duty
Grandma Barn: ??
Judak*: Review the latest posts, delete the hate gif tactical nukes, and report to me. Up for it?
I'd given him the role of spotting and deleting the hate gifs and tactical nukes he'd been spreading all this time.
"Reap what you sow."
Aka, unpaid grandma eraser.
Grandma Barn: That's it? Hell yeah, piece of cake!!!
Of course, the troll took my condition lightly at first.
Tactical nukes? No big deal.
It was Grandma Barn's main gig to begin with.
The madman who'd hoarded tactical nuke #1 through hundreds to draw out others' pain and reactions.
He figured deleting tactical nukes was nothing.
But there was one big flaw in that.
[Title: Ah, couldn't hold back and fucking snapped ㅅㅂ...jpg]
Author: Grandma Barn
(Dynamic self-slapping gif)
(Endless stream of hate gifs pouring in every day)
Ah... lol
Why the hell did I troll with tactical nukes back then, past me???
[Recommendations 213] [Disrecommendations 31]
- Yeah yeah, welcome aboard
- You the new unpaid eraser?
- Let's see if you can withstand this granny's... temptation...?
ㄴ Grandma Barn) Fuck off don't do it
ㄴ Granny attacks are peak granny emperor
ㄴ Granny Emperor is such a scumbag
"No one to give attention to, that's the thing."
A troll's fuel is attention.
And for that, you need an audience.
But now Grandma Barn had stepped off the stage into the audience seats.
- Grandma Barn) Everything in the world is a granny
ㄴ Aaaah! It's the unpaid eraser ghost clearing hate gifs!
From taker to taken.
"Hmm, but it's still lacking something."
But this wasn't enough yet.
The gallery was so vast that even three avatar slaves including me couldn't cover it all.
One mere troll couldn't handle it.
"Need more manpower."
And so, more labor was the answer.
But I had no plans to recruit part-timers.
It wasn't work for normal people.
No need to overthink it.
['Judak Pregnancy Mix' and 642 others have been temporarily unbanned!]
- Frederick Recessive Loyalist Judak: H-heck!
- Heart-Pounding Virgin Heroine Judak: W-where is this?
- Elf Ears Too Long Can't Bear It Gonna Snap...
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"Prisoners, assemble."
Just get more slaves.
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A ban in the gallery is like being a soldier.
Endlessly waiting for a release that might never come
All freedoms and rights restricted
Enduring treatment worse than livestock.
- Elrad's Proud Filial Piety Full-Power Elf: F-finally!
- New Year's Folk Dancer Knightroid: UwAAAA!!!
The trolls, thinking they'd been unbanned, were muttering to themselves.
It was like ascending from the underworld to the surface and seeing the light.
In front of their collective soliloquy, I posted just one chat.
- Judak*) First-come-first-served 10 spots
ㄴ Heart-Pounding Virgin Heroine Judak) ?
ㄴ Quick-Draw Judak) What the sudden...
Some were puzzled, others quickly grasped the intent.
[Nickname changes partially allowed.]
And then the flood of new replies.
ㄴ Righteous Healthy Person) 1
ㄴ Kind-Hearted Judak-sama) 1111
ㄴ Law and Ethics) 22
The first filter: they'd shed their pride, changed nicks, and groveled.
But I didn't unban them right away.
"There's a line that can't be crossed, after all."
For instance, no mercy for real-life criminals like murderers or robbers.
Even among the selected, this served as the second filter.
What emerged were pure tactical nuke troll essences.
Only the monsters who'd earned long-term bans solely through tactical nukes remained.
- Judak*) Unpaid granny eraser duty vs stay banned forever
ㄴ Definitely the former
ㄴ 11111
ㄴ Please I'll be good, just this once spare me...
"So far, so good."
But I had no intention of using them for free forever.
Unmotivated unpaid labor was Paradak-level work.
Better to give even meager goals and rewards.
But I deliberately wrote the opposite.
- Judak*) Obviously no rewards
ㄴ OK...
ㄴ Sigh, nothing we can do...
They'd been thrilled to land a coveted 'gallery-related job.'
But soon, gloomy chats appeared at the follow-up measure.
A week of neglect later...
"Work frequency's dropping, as expected."
The first day, they hustled to impress me.
But with no word, reports dwindled from the next day.
A week in, I suddenly summoned the unpaid erasers I'd picked.
- Judak*) Assemble
ㄴ Ah
ㄴ Gimme a bit longer I'll work harder don't ban!!!
In front of the terrified trolls, I posted the gif I'd been saving.
[Performance List]
1. Righteous Healthy Person – 301 times
2. Law and Ethics Morality Love – 281 times
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Judak*: Performance list time
Judak*: Wasn't gonna give rewards but you worked so hard, so I will
['Judak' has gifted 1st place a roll cake and a case of cola!]
['Judak' has gifted 2nd place 3 spicy tuna cans!]
ㄴ Whoa fuck
ㄴ Wait what?
ㄴ Ah fuck shoulda worked harder!!!
ㄴ O... sax
Stir up competition right away.
Especially sending gifts to ones who rarely hit the market.
"Stuff that doesn't hit the market? Overflowing with options."
The world's cuisines and desserts are as varied and abundant as people.
Pull out a few?
[Castella Roll Cake] - 4p
[3 Spicy Tuna Cans] - 2p
Not expensive at all.
Total under 10p.
['Judak' has shipped 3 cans of cola to everyone!]
- Judak*) Thanks for the hard work. Let's keep it up
ㄴ Whoa
ㄴ No way... this much...
ㄴ Said no rewards and now my heart's melting for real
Wrap up with warm encouragement and a few cola cans.
But this blew up demand in the gallery beyond excess.
- Actually I love grannies ㅇㅇ
- I wanna see orc nudes
- I'm just a melon addict
ㄴ That's a bit;
ㄴ Sneak confession
The trolls now had their own motivation and redemption path.
- So what about the rest of us?
- Wait, you unban us then ban again?
- Who the fuck are you to toy with us? You own the place?
Of course, pissed-off trolls vented.
Especially the permabanned ones.
But I had no plans to lift permabans unless it was extreme.
"Believe murderers or scammers? No way."
My goal was always gallery users' survival.
But if a gallery user was worse than a monster, it wasn't a gallery user anymore.
No different from a beast that could speak human words.
- Cut the crap you fuck lol
- Thinks it's your world huh ㅇㅇ?
- Fine, I'll do the same to you lol
ㄴ Judak*) (Pierrot frog cone)
ㄴ Judak*) Shoot~!
The rest got clean rebans.
['Judak Pregnancy Mix' and 632 others have been rebanned.]
"Talk to people, not beasts."
All sorts of warm threat letters and death threats poured in, but I didn't blink.
To meet me, they had to draw a number ticket and line up behind Soon-to-Die Vampire first.
"Still, better safe than sorry—make another hideout."
Plenty of trolls wanted me dead.
But none had succeeded.
No harm in preparing an emergency spot just in case.
"Playing it safe for a while won't hurt."
I figured I'd hold off on upper-level strolls for now as I checked the map.
[Title: Whoa lol jackpot farming success.jpg]
(Thief troll snatching stuff gif)
(Only panties left discarded on the roadside gif)
Not me, the thief got fucked ㅅㅂ
[Recommendations 94] [Disrecommendations 0]
- Lmao so pitiful
- At least he lived, cheers~
- What balls to post this? What if Judak sees?
ㄴ Author) That guy's permabanned to begin with;
"So that's how it is?"
The problem was the target wasn't me.
Did they figure they couldn't touch me anyway?
Instead of revenge on me, trolls chose to farm gallery users.