Chapter 145
Chapter 145
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 145
Chapter Title: Marketplace Nation Goes Haywire
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Isekai Destruction Gallery Chapter 145 (146/467)
[Title: Humans, Please Read T_T]
Author: HuhTheyLikeMeat
(Early morning Halkas meme)
(Compilation of post titles full of profanity)
I feel like I'm being rude for no reason T_T
I wasn't going to meddle, but T_T_T
The posts are so filthy? Like sewers? Might make people wanna curse.. T_T
What if we added just a bit of courtesy when posting!!!
[Upvotes 1921] [Downvotes 4933]
- #Humans #Reflect
> 22222
> 33333
- What the actual fuck is this shit
> For real, what kinda insane wording is this?
> Elf ears must've backfired or something. Suspect brain damage
- Probably cuz of the ranking system
> Not the elves, but maybe tone down the mom-less vibes...? T_T_T
> Just humans? T_T_T_T_T
"Fucked up."
Ever since introducing the Marketplace Nation ranking system.
The gallery exploded.
It wasn't just one post.
These passive-aggressive shit-stirring posts were the baseline.
[Title: Marketplace Nation Proxy Buying]
Author: Market Safe Trade Agency
(Marketplace chicken meme)
(New marketplace posts: gukbap and tteokbokki memes)
Fast purchases, quick delivery, perfect and trustworthy trades, have trade experience
Can buy up to max limit of 100:200
Can split-buy one chicken
Can verify navy rank, share location – during trade
[Upvotes 2] [Downvotes 0]
- Can we trade now?
> Author) Tell us your location and our staff will consult directly ^^
> Author) For safety, this post deletes in 1 minute
> Judak*) lol
> Author) Whoa
These proxy buys started popping up way faster than I expected, everywhere.
- How to rank up must-read...jpg
- Purple rank here, AMA ㅇㅇ
- Wanna eat tteokbokki, how?? T_T
Rank-up guides and Q&A posts galore, plus bizarre upvote counts on empty posts.
[Title: Deletes in 1 Minute]
ㅇㅇ
[Upvotes 482] [Downvotes 1]
- Wtf why so many upvotes
"Shoulda known the premise was fucked from the start."
It was a half-assed ranking system meant to tell the endless Halkan victims to chill.
But rankings in a gallery? What was I thinking.
Rankings = troll factory.
Hoped it'd just motivate a bit, but modern food in medieval times is straight-up drugs.
I had no choice but to throw in the towel, hands feet and hair up.
[Notice: STOP!]
Author: Judak*
(Frog kon spreading palm decisively)
[Upvotes 9999+] [Downvotes 0]
- Lol can't argue with STOP
- Chickenshit using STOP
- ㅇㅇ So why'd you call us?
- Judak*) Abolishing ranks ㅇㅇ Doesn't seem workable
> Nice!
> Gallery back to normal, big boss Judak delivers
> Fixed it in half a day lmao
> But why not put main info in post, dump in comments?
> Cuz... it's fun...
"Can't let it turn into GalCafe..."
As long as I'm Judak, the gallery stays true to its roots.
Max trolling and snitching each other out? That's for that far-off canyon!
- So how you fixing it?
> Lol just make everything buyable
> Been craving chicken all day, sweet
> sax
My defeat notice turned the gallery into a festival instantly.
They thought it meant unlimited chicken like yesterday.
- Judak*) Nah, not quite?
> ?
> ??
But scrapping ranks didn't mean unlimited chicken dump.
"Sold enough chickens yesterday to make bank on kinhdan..."
To me, kinhdan's just one good XP farm.
Can't let it become the main gig.
Chicken don't fall from the sky.
I buy with points from the shop, so my points drain.
"Points are always right."
Points are my top resource, no contest.
Plus, galrummers' reckless spending ain't great for the gallery long-term.
['Marketplace Nation' temporarily closed.]
- ?
- Huh?
- Nooo fuck no!!1!!
In the end, I decided to temp-close the Marketplace Nation system.
[Notice: Marketplace Nation Update]
Author: Judak*
Meant for moderate Halkas, tactical nukes blocking, but failed
Upvote bots to proxy buys, next it'll be full crime ㅇㅇ
So closed it
Q. No chicken, now what?
A. Not that, it's temporary closure so...
x
- Takes too long
- Feels like showing off smartassery
- 100% argument bait
Q. No chicken, now what?
A. Then die
ㅇㅇ
[Upvotes 5933] [Downvotes 6091]
- Fuck no
- Ugh fuck ah... Bro Judak!
- This is dictatorship!!!!!
> Judak*) (Frog kon with mustache)
Modern folks are tamed by delivery food.
Medieval galrummers? No chance.
Protests rained in comments, naturally...
But where's this?
Isekai Destruction Gallery.
"Then die."
Left the notice with flawless logic, notifications exploded.
[Admin Chat]
SoonToDieVamp: J-Judak?
FullPowerElf: W-We exchanged tokens... right...?
DragonWillDie: ㅇuㅇ I think Judak's a great leader who cherishes his minions
Obviously my slaves—no, padaks—panicked and spammed chat.
But they didn't need to freak.
Judak*: ㅇㅇ Give you guys whatever you want
SoonToDieVamp: Love you
FullPowerElf: Th-th-thank youuuu!!!
DragonWillDie: //ㅇuㅇ//
A few peeps, no big point loss anyway.
Padaks work free, not even hourly wage like gallery part-timers.
[Notice: Marketplace Nation Update (Edited)]
Author: Judak*
Oh, padaks and gallery docs/albas working hard are exempt lol
[Upvotes 3921] [Downvotes 7795]
- Th-this is dictatorship!
- Lord Judak how could you do this to us!
> Judak*) (Wanna blue tag? kon)
> Elfkiiiiaaak!
> Heeeek
Thankfully, galrummers agreed, so that part's allowed.
"Solved?"
Nuked the rank system source without much backlash.
*
Like that'd work.
"No, one per person per week should be fine, right?"
Even limited to 1/week per person to save points, gallery stayed wild.
[Title: How to Make Chicken Seasoning Sauce]
(Frog smirking meme)
Trolling btw
No such thing
Whatcha gonna do?
What can you even do, you shit rice bitch lol
All you can do is rage or curse in comments, right bitch lmao
[Upvotes 12] [Downvotes 32]
- lol
- lol...
- Sigh...
[Title: Chicken or Nah!]
(Chicken purchase limit lift: 6 days 23 hours 10 min)
Nah
Buy meal kits from marketplace lol
[Upvotes 12] [Downvotes 12]
- Waiting 6d23h10m for 50min of glory...
> This is life fr
> But why tf Judak owe you chickens?
> Don't hit with facts you shit
- 100th time pondering killing home chicken
> You got chickens at home...?
> Rich bitch
Chicken's a huge issue.
No oil, no proper meat.
Even if you fry some meat somehow, medieval sauce? Impossible.
Gallery doesn't grind to halt without chicken, sure.
"But this feels off."
No real backlash blaming me.
Rather than rage at limits, just posts of regret and pity.
[Title: Humans Are So Ungrateful Lol]
(Tuna can 1 kinhdan meme)
Bitches who didn't even know tuna existed now eat well without starving thanks to Judak
But chicken drops and they flip, whining for chicken lol
If I were Judak I'd dump 'em all lol
[Upvotes 420] [Downvotes 21]
- Facts tho
- Blaming Judak for no chicken? Not human behavior lol
- Humans ungrateful af haha
> Includes you shithead
[Title: Padaks Got It So Good?]
Hate pics or not, wanna gal like that, get chicken, bitch about hard times
[Upvotes 0] [Downvotes 201]
- Haraguuuuh
- You do it too haraguuuuh!!!
- Padak? The fuck...
- You bitch
In medieval, chickens are gods.
Precious protein via eggs, easy to raise.
Each one's key asset, can't kill.
Can't recreate sauce from memory either.
"No, this is kinda pitiful."
If they'd cursed my notice proper, I'd go "then die" mode.
But they're accepting it, moping—kinda sad.
Gallery vibe dropped naturally.
"Any fix?"
Seasoning sauce itself is cheap.
But mass-release? They'd kill cherished chickens anyway, worse than limiting chicken.
Issue's still chicken shortage...
[Title: Aaaargh Mob Tower Update...jpg]
(Everyone looking up meme)
(Rift spewing harpies meme)
Aaaargh fuck aerial mobs!!
Huh?
[Upvotes 7777] [Downvotes 0]
- Oh?
- (Drooling mutt kon)
- Check the united upvotes lol
- (Elf eyes lighting up kon)
"Oh?"
For once, not the shop—rift brings the solution.