Chapter 3
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Translator: 8uhl
Chapter: 3
Chapter Title: Moemoe Kyun
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The succubus plunged into mental breakdown. She'd done exactly as instructed—acted her part, delivered all those iconic lines—and yet, what the hell was the problem? And where the fuck had that sword come from?
'What the...? Wasn't that guy under mental magic? He was definitely bare-handed just a moment ago.'
The succubus's mental magic plunged targets into hallucinations. She typically disguised herself as their ideal type, seduced them, drained their essence, and left them dead.
Naturally, only the succubus casting the spell could create those hallucinations.
'A sword appearing out of nowhere. How? Don't tell me... Did I fall under mental magic without realizing it? No way... that bastard... he wasn't just some pervert after all?'
Only then did the succubus realize why her opponent had acted so strangely. It must have been to pretend to be under the spell and lure her into dropping her guard.
And indeed, she'd let her guard down, only to be overpowered in the most pathetic way imaginable.
'Sly bastard! Damn it! Is this how I die?'
That was when it happened. His eyes began to gleam with lewd intent. They narrowed as if imagining something filthy, staring straight at her face.
Pupils brimming with bizarre desire. The succubus knew exactly what that gaze meant.
'Hah! There it is.'
The succubus smirked wickedly. Once gripped by lust like that, the guy was as good as dead.
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'Huh? What's with this sword all of a sudden?'
It was baffling. He'd only pretended to draw a sword for show, and when he came to, a Japanese blade was in his hand.
His brain froze for a moment, but thankfully, his sharp mind quickly pieced together what was happening.
'It's a dream!'
If this was all a dream, it all made sense.
The sudden spatial warp to this place, the dungeon, the Status Window, Yukie popping up out of nowhere—it was all possible.
This had to be one of those lucid dreams he'd only heard about.
'Wait... If it's a lucid dream, doesn't that mean I can do whatever I want?'
He rolled his eyes toward Yukie standing before him. Her looks and voice were straight out of the monitor, like she'd burst through the screen.
Her character analysis and acting were a bit off, but purely on appearance, she was his ideal type.
'All this is just a product of my imagination? In that case... heh heh heh!'
He couldn't hide his leaking grin as he sheathed the sword. He could see Yukie sighing in relief.
What to do now? It was still too early for her to relax.
'Anything I want, huh.'
He shifted into a diagonal stance, gripping the sword with both hands and arching his back dramatically. The blade poked out sharply over his left shoulder.
At the same time, he bent his right knee slightly, ready to launch forward at any moment.
It was the Zornhut stance, perfect for a powerful diagonal slash. It also happened to be the preparatory pose for Kage Gatsu's ultimate move, Crescent Moon Slash.
'I can use Crescent Moon Slash with my own hands! Oh man—I can't hold back on this!'
To become Kage Gatsu and unleash Crescent Moon Slash! And so realistically, like stepping into the anime itself!
He could confidently say nothing could top this thrill.
Of course, it meant attacking Yukie, which was regrettable... but hey, whatever. It was just a dream anyway.
Plus, while Yukie was an alluring character, she was fundamentally a villain. By the story's logic, fighting her was the norm.
Taking the stance wasn't hard at all. He'd mimicked it countless times while watching the anime, so it was etched into his body.
Perfect. Stance locked in. Time to deliver the battle line.
"Like pitch-black night where even starlight is devoured by darkness..."
Ooooh! As he recited the ultimate move's line, purple mist began to swirl at the sword's tip.
He'd hoped for it, but to perfectly recreate the visual effects too? It was straight-up moving.
"H-Hey, what are you doing?"
"A single beam of moonlight to devour your fears!"
"You fucking asshole! Listen to me!!"
Yukie frantically drew her kukri dagger, but it was too late. Exposed to the deathly light that would shred the darkness, she had only one option left.
[Annihilation.]
"Crescent! Moon! Slash!"
"You son of a bitch!!"
A flash erupted, followed by silence.
A moment later, Yukie's kukri crumbled to dust like cookie crumbs, scattering in the air.
"It's not fair... To lose to a pervert like this..."
True to her villainous nature, Yukie delivered her final line before collapsing with a thud. He struck his finishing pose and muttered under his breath.
"Whew. Did I overdo it?"
In that instant, Yukie's form dissolved into smoke and was sucked into his body. At the same time, the Status Window popped up before his eyes.
[Level Up!]
[Cha In-hyeok. Lv 2. (34.7%)] [Mana 2]
[Strength 6, Agility 5, Vitality 4, Intelligence 20]
[Unallocated Stat Points: 8]
[Due to Half-Human Half-Demon penalty, only 8 points are awarded per level up.]
[A monster that can be commanded as a limb exists. Summon Succubus(★)?]
"W-What? Still in the dream?"
He pinched his cheek just to check. Ow! It hurt! Damn, why did it hurt? Wasn't it a dream?
Sometime during that, the sword had vanished, leaving his hands empty again. Now he had no clue what was real. Where did the dream end and reality begin?
"It's confusing. So confusing."
For now, he focused on the Status Window. In this barren dungeon, it was the only source of info.
The Level Up caught his eye first.
"Level Up? Does that mean I actually killed Yukie just now?"
His heart sank at the thought of murder, but the "Succubus" line at the bottom snapped him back to reality.
Succubi were 1★ Nightmare-type monsters infamous for stealing hunters' essence with mental magic.
Victims withered like mummies, their faces frozen in ecstatic grins, which made it all the more eerie.
"Yukie was just the succubus's illusion! No wonder she seemed off."
A chill ran down his spine. If he hadn't noticed the weirdness in her speech, if he hadn't mistaken it for a dream and gone for Crescent Moon Slash, he might've been the one done in.
"Wait, getting taken down by a succubus? Not the worst way to go? No, that's not the point!"
Even as a total degenerate, he couldn't throw away his one and only life that pathetically.
There were still so many anime he hadn't seen! Magical Girl Lilia episode 3 was queued up for tonight, and Kage Gatsu's summer theater edition was dropping soon.
Above all, he couldn't imagine how heartbroken Dad would be if he died.
Dad had spent the last 18 years unable to forget Mom, still tormented by it. If his son vanished too, how could he endure?
'And if I die, I gotta format the computer first! If anyone sees those files, I'll die of shame in the afterlife all over again!'
Survival instinct surged out of nowhere. He wanted to live. He had to get home alive.
"But what's this about a monster I can command? Is it tied to that Demon King something?"
When in doubt, just do it.
He agreed to summon the succubus. A brilliant light began pouring from the Dungeon Crystal.
Felt like a gacha pull in a mobile game, but probably just his imagination?
[Succubus(★) has become a loyal servant. Maintaining servant requires 1 Mana.]
[Remaining Mana: 1. Can summon one more 1★ monster or register a skill from the servant.]
So Mana was the resource for operating monsters, and hiring the succubus cost 1. Probably because she was 1★.
With his total Mana at 2, he could barely afford two 1★ monsters max. Or register that skill thing instead.
"Master."
The light faded completely, revealing her form.
Expecting to see Yukie again, he grinned ear to ear at the succubus.
But the revealed appearance blew past all his expectations.
"I greet my Master."
Her hair was a sloppy bun, dark circles heavy under musty eyes. Neck stretched out in a baggy gray tracksuit, bunny slippers on her feet—the succubus prostrated before him.
"What the hell? What happened? Where's Yukie...?"
"Yukie? Oh~ That was my work mode look. This is my everyday self."
"Everyday self?"
"Work means transforming into the target's ideal type anyway, so no need to doll up."
"No way. My fantasies of succubi... my little devil dreams..."
"Isn't that less a dream and more twisted desire?"
"What?"
"Huh? I didn't say anything?"
The succubus tilted her head, asking if he was okay. Probably just his tired brain playing tricks.
He eyed her suspiciously and asked,
"Fine, whatever. But why's your body so translucent?"
"Because I'm a spirit body."
"Oh!"
Only then did he recall that succubi and all Nightmares were spirits—ghosts, essentially.
Monster manuals said to fight ghosts, use elemental magic or weapons embedded with attribute stones.
"Huh? Then how'd I win? I didn't have anything like that."
"Master probably has innate resistance to mental magic. You weren't affected by 'Charm,' and you even turned my mental magic against me..."
The "Demon King's Descendant" from the Status Window flashed in his mind.
Dad was a normal human, so if he had magic resistance, it had to come from Mom's side.
Which meant...
'Mom was the Demon King!? And that blood flows in me too!'
"Whoa!"
He gaped in shock. He'd vowed to uncover who Mom was and why she left, but he never imagined this.
There were limits to birth secrets. Demon King out of nowhere?
'More importantly, how the hell did Dad even meet her?'
At this point, Dad's identity was suspect too. Was he really a normal human? Half-Human Half-Demon meant one parent was human for sure...
As he pondered, the succubus cautiously lifted her head.
"Master? Are you alright?"
"Hmm. Yeah. We'll figure that out later. Can't you change that appearance? Feels wrong bantering casually with you like that."
"I can. But only 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. The rest of the time, I need to rest too."
"...Sounds like a corporate drone. Anyway, got it. Change now. Make yourself look younger. Easier to drop the formalities that way."
"Understood, Master."
Her form shifted to a teenage girl. It looked just like Magical Girl Lilia, eerily so.
"Huh?"
"I transformed into the character on Master's shirt. Like it?"
"H-Huh? Y-You saw it?"
He blushed, subtly covering his Lilia-printed tee. He'd been lounging at home when teleported—no time to change.
"Shall I change again?"
"No! It's good. Really good, but the outfit doesn't fit."
She was still in that frumpy tracksuit. It clashed. His Lilia wouldn't wear that.
"Can you wear something like this? A dress with an apron like this."
He described a maid outfit as best he could. She peered into his mind and manifested a near-perfect maid dress.
"Ooh! Yes! That's it! Now say this."
"Say what, Master?"
"Moemoe~ Kyun!"
"M-Master?"
"Come on! Say it quick. Moemoe~ Kyun!"
"Mo-Moe-Moe~ Kyun!"
"Kyaa!"
Perfection. Heat rushed to his face. One wrong move, and he'd nosebleed like in manga?
As he melted in bliss, the succubus asked with a disgusted look.
"But what does it mean?"
"H-Huh? W-Well..."
"Well?"
"It's your name! From now on, you're Moemoe Kyun!"
"Oh! Thank you, Master. To bestow a name yourself—such an honor. Moemoe Kyun... I'll cherish it."
The girl in the maid outfit murmured "Moemoe Kyun" with flushed cheeks. Pure bliss.
'Hmm. One maid feels lacking, though. Maids come in threes minimum—that's the rule...'
He briefly fantasized about being surrounded by beautiful maids, then shook his head.
'No. What if more monsters invade?'
This world offered no safety net. No one to help. Monsters roamed outside the dungeon, liable to burst in anytime.
No running either. He'd become Dungeon Master. Lose the dungeon, and he died.
'I have to defend the dungeon. That's my path to survival.'