Orc Delivery (2)
The sweltering heat of a summer day pressed down on everything. Since my little sisters were on summer break, they had already left for their part-time jobs. A low hum vibrated around me—the protective magic they had cast on my body floated in the air, a constant reminder that I had truly come to another world. Of course, the rock-hard, muscular orc body I now possessed made that pretty damn obvious too.
Anyway, it had already been a full week since I arrived in this world. During that time, I had focused on learning everything I could about this place. And how did I do that? With a cutting-edge smartphone, of course—!!
You might wonder how a rundown house like this could possibly have the latest smartphone… Well…
Knock knock knock.
The sound of someone rapping on the door interrupted my thoughts before I could even finish them.
“Yes. Hello?”
“Hello.”
When I opened the door, two elves in uniforms stood there. When I first arrived, I had assumed this world had no welfare system, but that wasn’t the case at all.
“Ahem. Are you experiencing any inconveniences?”
“No, thanks to you.”
“Th-that’s a relief. H-here’s my contact information. If you ever need any kind of assistance, please call me. Anytime.”
That’s right—civil servants personally visited poor households like ours to provide all kinds of support—!! The brand-new smartphone I was holding had been given to me by these very public servants. In a world where even delivery work required a smartphone, it made sense that they would provide them to those in need. The poorer you were, the more essential it became.
“We also brought—I mean, we’ve prepared some food for you. Please eat.”
“Thank you so much! If it weren’t for all of you, my sisters and I would have starved to death. Sob sob.”
“…Hngh…!! N-no! W-we’ll be going now. Please, you must contact us!!”
These elf civil servants even left behind various groceries out of fear that we might collapse from malnutrition. The way they hurried off was probably because they didn’t want to spend even a second longer with a disgusting orc like me.
Sigh… If only I weren’t an orc.
I would have tried hitting on those elf civil servants at least once. Even in my previous life, I had been a forever-single guy, but after going through that ordeal as a kid, I never gave up on approaching women. Back then, I still believed I was normal…!
But in this world, orcs were treated as sex-crazed monsters. I had spent the past week reading up on it through the wiki.
1. Overview: They typically possess green skin and significantly more muscle mass than other races.
2. Characteristics: Perhaps due to evolving with increased muscle mass to claim females, orcs possess an overwhelmingly strong sexual desire toward them. They must have it. That is what makes them orcs!
In particular, orcs focus their attention on elves, who possess exceptional beauty. Any orc that ignores this instinct and lusts after beastkin or humans despite the presence of nearby elves is immediately ostracized by orc society.
From the moment they are born, it is an orc’s sacred duty to fuck elves without exception.
Fuck… A whole race whose mission in life is to fuck elves…! There was no helping the fact that I got hard every time I looked at my little sisters. It was pure instinct!
Yeah. It’s definitely not my fault.
No matter how much my sisters…
—Huh? Pants? In our household… wearing pants inside the house is a luxury.
—That’s right… They wear out so quickly. It’s hot as hell in the summer, and because we’re poor, the more we wear pants the faster they fall apart. So they just walk around in panties and bras…!!
This was simply a racial trait of mine…!! The only people who called me a perverted freak were extreme racists.
On the other hand, what about elves?
Overview: The dominant race that occupies everything from the Queen of the Elvenheim Empire—the single unified nation on this planet—to the majority of high-ranking nobility.
Characteristics: Although not on the level of dragons, they are blessed with mana from birth, granting them exceptional spirit affinity and talent in magic. They also display outstanding aptitude with swords, spears, and firearms. Among these, firearms are considered their greatest strength.
They show zero interest whatsoever in orcs. They dislike even speaking with them. However, they may keep a few exceptionally skilled orcs around to handle various tasks. (If you are an orc, hone your abilities and try working alongside elves.)
The line about having zero interest in orcs was probably something some anonymous wiki editor had thrown in. I could tell just by looking at the way those elves had blushed with what looked like anger before quickly leaving after seeing me. They clearly hated me for being an orc.
Even so, they still fulfilled their duty by giving me the latest smartphone and food supplies… They were truly admirable people.
—O-oppa… C-can’t you sleep a little farther away…?
—Y-yeah!! S-sleeping this close is… u-um, uncomfortable! Haha…
Even my little sisters seemed to dislike me, choosing to sleep at opposite ends of our tiny room.
Ah! How grateful I am.
Despite hating me because of our racial differences, they still showed such strong familial love by saying they would feed and support me as family…!! What wonderful twin sisters I had…!!
“Anyway, I need to find a job too…”
I flexed my muscles. Veins bulged across my biceps, filling me with the confidence that I could smash anything in my path. With this kind of strength, I could easily become a construction ace.
But…
I hate manual labor!!
Maybe it was thanks to the welfare support, but I had no desire to go back to the backbreaking work I had hated so much in my previous life.
“And it has to pay well.”
Construction work paid decently, but not enough to cover my sisters’ university tuition. This was a world that mixed modern and fantasy elements. Even without a formal education, there were definitely better-paying jobs than manual labor.
—Average Salary of Porter for S-Class Hunter Jenia Revealed!!
It was an article I had come across while studying the common sense of this world. A world ruled by an elf queen and nobles in the planet’s only unified empire. A world where demonic monsters existed. There were even hunters who hunted the monsters that poured out of gates, just like in those hunter stories—!!
Since this was a world with advanced social media, high-ranking hunters didn’t pay their porters peanuts. From what I saw in the news, the porters working for S-Class Hunter Jenia all received a monthly salary of 20 to 30 million won. It was an incredibly high-paying job!!
Even if I couldn’t reach that level, I wanted to become a porter for a B-Class or A-Class hunter. Their porters apparently earned around 4 to 5 million won per month.
—How to Become a Porter
—How to Become a High-Rank Hunter’s Porter
I immediately searched it up online. At the same time, I checked the part-time job board to see if any recruitment posts had been uploaded.
Hmm…
But nothing that perfectly matched what I wanted popped up. I even had experience working part-time at a butcher shop, so I was confident I could handle dismantling monster corpses too.
“Huh…?”
At that moment, one particular job posting caught my eye.
“What? One mil…?!”
Delivery. In other words, a delivery service. What the hell were they delivering that they would pay a million won a day?
“This is insane.”
I had to apply for this immediately. I wasn’t worried about my organs getting harvested or anything. This posting had been uploaded by a company verified by the job site itself. The chances of it being a scam or human trafficking were extremely low.
Special Note: If any elves are nearby, do not inform them. Orcs only.
And it was restricted to orcs only…!! I had to go check it out tomorrow.
“Oppa. Is this… really not a suspicious job?”
“I told you it’s fine. Trust your oppa! It’s just carrying cement at that building over there.”
“…”
When I told my sisters I had found a high-paying part-time job, they looked at me with clear disbelief. To think they worried this much about an orc like me. This big brother was truly moved. Was this what family love felt like?
…Erection…
Down, boy. Down.
By the way, this was a problem. Once I got paid, I would need to buy pants first. The ones my sisters had bought for me seemed to be the wrong size. They fit perfectly around my waist, but they were way too tight around my thighs.
…To be more accurate, it would be better to say they didn’t fit my dick.
Because my cock was so massive, the zipper area of the pants jutted out dramatically in the front—!!
But right now I had neither the time nor the money to go buy new pants. I needed to land this sweet one-million-won-per-day gig first. Once I had both time and money, I could go shopping then.
“Is it true, Oppa? They’re really paying that much for one day’s work?”
“Ha… Girls, your big brother is going to work really hard, so please believe me. It might be a job that requires staying overnight in the countryside for a few days. If that happens, I’ll let you know.”
I had no idea why the posting said not to tell any nearby elves, but… I gave my sisters a vague lie. I told them I was going to a construction site that paid well per day.
“…Okay.”
Construction work in the countryside usually paid better than average. Depending on the lodging, it started at 200,000 to 300,000 won per day, and good jobs could go up to 500,000. So of course I didn’t tell them it was a million won a day. I just said it was around 200,000 to 300,000.
The two sisters nodded as if they understood.
“Ah~ But if it’s a job that requires staying overnight somewhere…”
“Absolutely not.”
“You’re trying to get away from us? No way.”
Just the mere mention of possibly staying overnight had sent them into a frenzy, and it took a lot of effort to calm them down.
In a dimly lit room, one of the wiki’s human female users was furiously editing an article, even going so far as to use a VPN.
“Those damn elves… How dare they spread such ridiculous fabricated information?”
She wasn’t exactly part of the anti-elf faction… She was simply a human woman with a grudge against elves, and she hammered away at her keyboard with determination.
…To think they had seduced her husband and dragged him away (in reality, her husband had been the one doing the seducing) only to give him a fatal heart attack from sex…! She could never forgive them.
Besides, what she was doing wasn’t really wrong. She was simply correcting the wiki’s false information!! Fixing incorrect data couldn’t possibly be a bad thing, right?
Characteristics: All papers and research claiming that orcs developed their muscular physiques in order to claim females were fabricated by elves.
Orc muscles are simply the result of fighting for survival in regions frequently invaded by monsters.
Contrary to the stereotype that they are stupid and lust-filled, they are actually intelligent and gentlemanly. This can be confirmed by the fact that orcs record a crime rate of only 0.X% in every category—far lower than other races.
In particular, sex-related crimes are practically 0%. The only recent case where an orc was involved in a sex crime was when a female beastkin who had been caught committing adultery falsely accused the orc instead. Even then, the judge—who was also a beastkin—immediately declared him not guilty.
Orcs are a sincere and honest race that loves only one female for their entire lives. On the contrary, they absolutely despise the vulgar behavior of perverted elves who cling to them like animals.
Characteristics: Despite living for hundreds of years without aging and maintaining their beautiful appearance, they are seriously perverted. This appears to be an evolutionary trait due to the difficulty elves have with pregnancy, as proven by various papers and research.
There are very few studies and papers on elves because the majority of society’s rulers are elves themselves, and they deliberately manipulate information.
Even now, elves frequently visit this document to write all sorts of lies—claiming they have no interest in orcs, that they hate green skin, and so on. At the same time, they edit the orc page to say that raping elves is an orc’s sacred duty. This alone shows just how ugly and vulgar the elf race truly is.
What kind of species writes wiki articles secretly hoping to be raped?
Furthermore, the survival rate after having sex with an elf is only around 15%. This is because the elves are never satisfied and squeeze their partners dry until they die of a heart attack.
Every single survivor without exception has been an orc. In other words, the reason elves are obsessed with orcs is because only orcs can truly satisfy them.
“All done…!”
The woman smiled with satisfaction after deleting the false information the elves had freely written and replacing it with content from books written by honest orcs, mixed with her own personal opinions.
Crash—!!
“This is the Elf Special Strike Force!”
“Hands up! Move and we will shoot!!”
At that exact moment, the window of the house she lived in shattered as a heavily armed elf strike team burst in.
The Elf Special Strike Force, which included hunters from S-Class all the way to A-Class, was quite literally the strongest armed organization in the entire Elvenheim Empire.
For such an elite force to be dispatched immediately just because someone edited a wiki…!!
“Suppress her!!”
“Come here, you criminal bitch!!”
The elf commandos dragged the human woman away and immediately began torturing her.
“Cough…!! Urk!”
“Speak! Who put you up to this heinous act of terrorism?”
From the elves’ perspective, editing a wiki that planted incorrect sexual notions into young orcs was no different from terrorism. So the elf strike team began the torture method known as “water knows the answer.”
The truth about elves had to be hidden from young orcs.
Just in case there was any possibility of them becoming shotacons…