Chapter 57
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 57
Chapter Title: Bare It All
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If I had eyes in my head and had been watching Oh Hana all this time, I'd known for ages that the girl had a screw or two loose.
Stuff like stalking idols while somehow convincing herself it didn't count if it wasn't her being stalked, or straight-up having sex right next to someone who was clearly sleeping. Hell, even today—suddenly gawking at some street vendor's fish-shaped buns and bringing a bunch home. Whatever.
I'd always figured she was like a time bomb, liable to blow up someday. But I never dreamed it'd be now. Crazy bitch.
‘I'll tell Sua unnie that me and Ae-bom unnie are oppa's sex buddies!’
No, fuck. Were there warning signs? Even so, the fact that anyone could actually say something like that was insane enough. I just never thought she'd go through with it.
Wait. How many times have I muttered "no" to myself just now?
No, no. That wasn't the point.
‘If it's like this for me...’
Gasp. Shit.
I instinctively turned toward Han Ae-bom—and without thinking, stumbled backward, slamming into the front door.
Her eyes were wide open. She wasn't even breathing, just staring daggers at Oh Hana. Her expression wasn't outright furious, but you could feel the rage boiling inside her.
She was trying so hard to tamp it down, clenching her fists to keep it from erupting. But it wasn't the kind of anger you could just bottle up.
“This is just the beginning! I'll show you tons of naughty stuff with me and Ae-bom unnie, and all sorts of amazing things too!”
The second Oh Hana shouted that gleefully, I kicked off my slippers and lunged forward—right as Han Ae-bom launched herself at Oh Hana.
“Let go! I'm gonna kill her! I'm seriously gonna kill that bitch!”
“Ae, Ae-bom. Calm down.”
Even in the middle of all this, she was still using polite speech. Impressive.
What was even more impressive? Oh Hana didn't flinch for a second. She kept talking right to Yoon Sua.
“So you won't regret it even a little? So you'll have fewer lingering regrets? What kind of bullshit is that? Even a screw-up like me is living just fine. Someone as straight-laced as you shouldn't have to live like that. No, she can't!”
“Hana.”
“Let go! Ughhh, why drag me into— I won't let you get away with this! I won't let you...!”
“Guhk!”
Ha, what a mess.
I took an elbow straight to the nose from Han Ae-bom's flailing. Now it really felt like a total shitshow.
*
All sorts of crazy shit happened in this tiny room.
“Hands up properly.”
“Nuuu...”
Things had calmed down somehow, but Han Ae-bom wasn't the type to let shit slide half-assed.
If something bothered her, she'd stew on it for a thousand years until it was resolved.
Her gaze on Oh Hana—kneeling—was ice cold.
“Your hands are drooping again?”
“Hana, keep those hands straight up. Or the punishment won't end there.”
Oh Hana puffed out her cheeks with a pbuu, but shot her hands up high anyway. Guess even you were scared of Ae-bom earlier, huh?
Han Ae-bom let out a deep sigh as she watched.
“Hands down. You're off the hook now.”
She wouldn't gloss over it, but she wasn't one to drag out grudges forever either. Gotta love a woman like that.
Besides, Yoon Sua had been watching her nervously from the side the whole time.
“Sua, you didn't do anything wrong, so no need to be on edge.”
“N-no, it's not that. It's just... Hana's getting punished because of me. I'm sorry.”
“......”
Han Ae-bom shot me a wronged look. Like she was the bad guy here. I patted her back lightly. I got it—I understood her.
Sure, the pheromone-fueled Ae-bom who lost her mind was the weird one. But otherwise? She was more than normal. Perfectly sane.
“Sua unnie! From now on, don't call me Oh Hana or anything formal. Just call me Hana casually. Actually, you should've been doing that all along! We're like family living under one roof! Banmal's fine too!”
“Uh, umm.”
Yoon Sua scratched her cheek. I got Oh Hana's intent, but switching from years of polite speech to casual in a heartbeat? Only someone like her could pull that off.
...Okay. I'll try. Thanks, Hana.”
Watching her struggle with casual speech hammered it home again. Yoon Sua hadn't given up on life yet—or on anything else. That's why she'd dragged herself here in the first place.
You could feel her putting everything into making memories, piling up as much as she could before regrets set in.
“Same goes for Ae-bom unnie! Call her just Ae-bom from now on~ Got it?”
“Uh, huh?”
Yoon Sua looked totally flustered at Oh Hana's words. Yeah. Even giving it her all, Ae-bom was still scary. Of course.
Ae-bom was thrown too. She'd snap back at anyone else. But this was Yoon Sua. Not just her health—none of us living here hadn't owed her big time.
Laundry, meals, cleaning—she handled it all. How could we hold a grudge?
...Fine. Sua.”
Never thought I'd live to see the day.
Sure, she'd let Oh Hana drop the "unnie," so this made sense. But still, this felt on another level.
“Yeah. No—yeah. Ae-bom... Um, then could you... call me just Sua unnie too?”
“That's...”
Han Ae-bom deflated with a hiss of air. Why was this so riveting?
“O...kay. Sua unnie.”
Clap. Clap clap clap. I started applauding without thinking when the sound came from beside me. Then piercing glares flew my way.
How did Oh Hana just ignore that?
“Ahem! Ae-bom unnie should thank me too. Thanks to me, you're having all sorts of new experiences. People gotta stack up variety to become great, y'know.”
“Slipping in dialect to act casual? Guess that punishment wasn't enough.”
Oh Hana darted behind me with a scramble. I grabbed her and shoved her out in front of Han Ae-bom.
“Aaak! Traitor!”
Traitor my ass. I was never on your team to begin with, and I sure as hell wasn't picking a fight with Ae-bom.
“Pfft, pfuhuhu!”
That was the moment.
Just a second later, and Oh Hana's head might've been bashed in. Then, from the side—bright, bubbly laughter erupted.
“Ahhat, hahaha... ha.”
It was Yoon Sua. She was clutching her stomach, laughing so hard she could barely breathe. Laughing took it out of her that much.
“Seriously, you guys have no idea how much fun I'm having. Really. It's all brand new to me.”
Suddenly, Yoon Sua turned to Oh Hana.
“But, Hana.”
“Yup yup?”
“You really gonna show me? With unnie. You and... Hyunwoo doing it.”
“Sex?”
Not just Yoon Sua—Han Ae-bom's face flushed crimson in an instant. My cheeks burned too.
This madwoman. How the hell could she say that so casually?
“Unbelievable.”
Oh Hana looked at us like we were the pitiful ones.
“This is embarrassing? It's a word made for humans. Sex! Sex! SEX!!”
Hey. Cut it out. The neighbors'll be mortified.
A cute blonde bombshell chanting "sex" like that? No way it wouldn't embarrass anyone. Even knowing what she's like, my face was on fire.
“You're all insane. Isn't it normal to be embarrassed? We three are embarrassed, and you're not—that's majority rule right there. Normal vs. crazy, decided.”
“Minority opinions count too! And these days, everyone's tastes get respected!”
What even was this adorable debate?
“So. Even in front of Yoon Sua—no, Sua unnie—you can show it all without a care? Me and Hyunwoo doing it? Everything else too?”
“You bet!”
The way she nodded so confidently was honestly impressive. What the hell was in that head of hers?
“No reason to be embarrassed. Embarrassed about my body? Hell no. And sex? It's a blessing from God—instinct for all life to make new ones! Natural as breathing! Rejecting it's the real stupidity.”
Why drag God into it? Though... she wasn't wrong.
“Unnie's got such a killer body herself—what's there to be shy about?”
“Being shy is normal! You don't go strutting naked outside either!”
“No need, so I don't. But if I had to? Anytime. For real. Pinky swear.”
“......”
For real though. With Oh Hana, if there was a reason, I could totally see her strolling around buck naked without a second thought.
If most of the world thought like her, every beach would be nude. Our country's birth rate would skyrocket overnight.
“Living to see... ha.”
No one else could shut Han Ae-bom down like that except Oh Hana.
And in the midst of it, Oh Hana was doubling down, bolder than ever.
“Anyway, we're not just crashing here a day or two. How long you gonna keep sneaking out to satisfy your urges? Ae-bom unnie's a closet perv too. Admit it—you wanna do it inside now, right? Inzide?”
Infuriating, right? But more than that—Han Ae-bom's face went beet red, like it might explode.
“You saw?! Saw it?!”
“Saw what? You go out 'walking with oppa' every damn day—not half an hour, sometimes a full hour early. Obvious you're boning.”
“......”
“Grown man and woman 'walking' an hour daily? Not a hiking club. Wait—hiking clubs are half hookups anyway. Right?”
Han Ae-bom lost this round. She shrank into the corner, looking like she'd dive headfirst into a mouse hole if one appeared.
Oh Hana kept yapping away.
“See? Nailed it!”
What'd you nail?
“Better to rip the band-aid off quick if you're gonna open up. Can't stuff words back in once they're out!”
She yelled that, then turned to Yoon Sua.
“Unnie, we only get weekends off. I'll prove it right now. Oh Hana doesn't just talk big!”
“......”
“......”
“......”
We were speechless as her brown knit sweater sailed across the room.
The lunatic was down to her underwear in a flash—and now peeling off her panties with total confidence.
“Atchiu!”
Atchiu? Shit.