Chapter 130
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 130
Chapter Title: Bareback Tease and Harem Warnings
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People are surprisingly weaker to pleasure than to pain, unable to endure it as well. Looking at Oh Hana right in front of me, I could see exactly why that saying held true.
"Ughhh, huuung... haang, hauk, eung... it feels so good, haaak, haang...!"
"Eek!"
It was already my fourth ejaculation.
"Haaak, haaaang... ah, ahng, it's such a shame. Why can't I get a creampie even when we're doing it from behind? Isn't that totally bullshit? Oppa, for the last one, just do it raw this time."
She'd started off saying we'd only do it once, but after properly tasting the pleasure of anal sex, she'd gone through an entire box of five-pack condoms and was now begging to go raw.
With a plop, I carefully pulled out the condom filled with semen, and Oh Hana naturally opened her mouth wide. Gulp, glug, the semen poured from the condom straight into her mouth. She swallowed it down deliciously with a gulp and begged again.
"Come on, oppa. It's the last one, so let's go raw. Raw. I watch porn, and everyone does it raw anyway. From the start, you've been creampieing my pussy, so not doing it in my ass—which is way safer! Does that even make sense right now?! This goes against the ways of the martial world. Captain Kim Hyunwoo!"
"......"
I must be getting old. I had no idea what most of her jokes even meant. Staring at her in bewilderment, I nodded. Honestly, I wanted to try going raw too. But since it was our first time and there was no lube, I'd held back out of worry.
"Hey, you're the one who suggested it. No regrets, okay?"
"Yass!"
"Still, it seems kinda dry, so I'll loosen it up with my tongue again."
"Yes, oppa... I really love you."
"Damn, hearing 'I love you' just because I'm rimming you feels kinda weird."
In response, instead of getting on all fours this time, Oh Hana lay back, spread her legs, and exposed both her pussy and ass while making a fuss.
"No, for real. Seriously, you have to experience it yourself, oppa."
Hey... how many people in the world have ever had their ass rimmed by someone else? You just experienced it for the first time today yourself... The way she talked, she already sounded like an expert.
"If you tried it once, you'd get it. Wow, this goes beyond feeling good—it's true love. Like, 'Wow, this person likes me so much that they can do this for me.'"
"That intense?"
"That intense! Right now, I love you so much it's driving me crazy."
As I licked and sucked at Oh Hana's spread anus, she made a deeply content and happy expression I'd never seen before.
Without realizing it, one hand rubbed her pussy while the other stroked my head. What was this? It was a strangely arousing sight even for the guy doing the rimming.
"Haaaang, haang... Getting pounded deep by your cock feels great, but this gentle tongue swirling is pretty amazing too, oppa. It doesn't hurt even a little. Just pure pleasure. I really want to let you feel it soon."
"Pervy girl."
"Reflex. Yeah, rainbow reflex."
Finally something I recognized, but it was so childish.
"Putting it in?"
"Good! Come on!"
Once it felt wet enough, the moment I slowly pushed my cock back into Oh Hana's anus...
"Wai...!"
"Huh?"
Just as the tip went in, her face turned pale, and with a trembling hand, she barely reached out to grab my chest.
"Oppa, let's use a condom today. I just got a bad PTSD flashback, and the pain hit hard."
"Ah, damn it! That's why I said condom from the start."
"Hehe, sorry, oppa."
In the end, we used a condom for the fifth round too, and only after having anal sex five times did we finally get a short break.
Splash, glug glug glug.
We soaked side by side in the now-lukewarm spa tub and turned on fresh water.
"Tsk, feels like we're wasting water in a water-scarce country."
"Huh? What are you talking about? Wasn't that debunked as a myth?"
"Huh? Really? But I remember them making a huge fuss about it in elementary school. It wasn't true?"
Oh Hana tilted her head.
"Huh? I heard it wasn't."
"Just look it up online."
I searched, and opinions were all over the place online. It was designated as water-scarce, but the details were complicated and tangled...
"Eh, whatever. Let's not worry about it. What difference does it make if we know?"
I casually set my phone on the tub's shelf, and Oh Hana burst out laughing.
"Hey, you never know. What if you suddenly become a big shot up top? Like, 'Eh? Now I can do all sorts of stuff...' Wow, that face. Holy shit."
I had no idea what expression I was making, but it had to be the most ridiculous one of my life.
"Hey! You messing with me? At this age, still doing convenience store part-time gigs and stressing over job hunting—do I look like I'd become that kind of person?"
I figured she'd back off or brush it aside, but...
"Why not!"
"Whoa, you scared me, you brat. What's that about?"
"No! It's possible! You could even become president, oppa! I hate it when you talk like the guy I fell for can't make it. Seriously! Have some confidence! You're not that lame!"
"Sorry..."
I apologized on reflex. After the shock of her outburst faded, an endless wave of fluffy emotions washed over me—joy, sweetness... so many positive feelings surging from my toes straight to my heart and head.
Oh Hana had truly fallen hard for me. Seeing it right there in front of my eyes...
'This must be why everyone dates.'
For the first time, I pitied my past self griping about how dating was stressful, expensive, and time-consuming. And the fact that a guy who'd never even dated was the one saying it? Kinda embarrassing now.
"Ugh, seriously! It's not just you, oppa—everyone these days! They dismiss everything before even trying. 'No way, no way.' Like their mouths are glued to negativity!"
"Sorry, sorry. My bad. I apologize. And I'll try. At least to not embarrass you, I gotta become someone great."
Hugging her puffed-up cheeks, I felt my heart warm too, realizing something.
What you gain from dating someone isn't something you can measure with those factors I mentioned. It's infinite. Overflowing with positivity, no room for negativity.
"Ugh, if unnie Aebom or Sua unnie were in the same spot, they wouldn't let it slide."
"Got it. My fault."
Hearing Han Aebom and Yoon Sua's names still made me flinch.
"Say you love me, and I'll forgive you."
"I love you."
It made my hands and feet crawl with cringe, but my lips kept tugging up to my ears. Damn, it was maddening. No matter how many times I thought about it, those 29 years without dating or even trying felt wasted. But on the flip side, maybe that's why I met Oh Hana and the others now.
'Life really is unpredictable.'
Gasp!
I slapped my hands over my mouth, realizing I'd thought in Oh Hana's dialect. Her eyes narrowed at me.
"What? Covering your mouth 'cause you don't wanna kiss?"
"Aren't you overdoing the dialect lately?"
She flinched, her body trembling, then her face flushed bright red late. No way, was she...?
"You're embarrassed and slipping into dialect without realizing! Right?"
"Ah, no! It's not that!"
"It is! Haha, look at that red face—nailed it! Wow, the great Oh Hana..."
"What 'great Oh Hana'."
She brushed her wet bangs back and fiddled with her ear.
"Even with dating experience, once you start going out with someone you like, it's embarrassing all the same."
"......"
"Eek!"
I couldn't hold back and nuzzled into her neck.
"Fuck, why are you so cute?"
"I do have overflowing charm, huh?"
"Yeah. Explains why those guys always stare at you and make their moves."
"Whoa, oppa's already crazy jealous. Hilarious part is, you're jealous but popping a boner again. Oppa, your tastes are totally fucked."
"Shut up. Tastes and acting on them in reality are totally different."
"Who said otherwise? In Japan, netorare genre's super popular, but that doesn't mean everyone lives it out."
I narrowed my eyes at her.
"I notice it every time, but don't you know way too much about porn?"
She confidently wiggled her eyebrows.
"There are people in this world who hate lewd stuff? If someone claims that, they're the real danger."
"......"
Huh? Why did that hit me? Wait... was I that kind of person? Hold on, fuck. Can't even deny it outright—that's creepy. Flashes of jerking off with her panties crossed my mind. God, insane!
"Oh, right. Oppa."
"...Yeah?"
As cold sweat trickled down my back, Oh Hana asked.
"Straight up, me and Sua unnie, fine."
"Huh? What?"
"You're doing a triple harem beyond cheating. Triple harem!"
"Tri... what?"
Stunned, I asked back, and she pinched my arm in frustration. Even that looked cute and lovable—guess my eyes were fully beaned over.
"You said you'd eat us all up. Nah, you've basically done it already."
"Gasp! You noticed about Sua?"
We hadn't had sex yet... but Oh Hana blinked nonchalantly.
"Duh, with the sex appeal oozing from Sua unnie's body and her sticky vibes, anyone not an idiot would notice. She gets horny just looking at you. One smack on those tits, and she'd squirt right there."
"Hey, tone it down."
"It's the truth! Just stating facts! What's wrong with the expression? Neo-Confucian prick!"
"Why don't you talk back to Aebom like that?"
"That's why I'm asking you!"
Only then did I flinch.
"You admit your affinity's maxed out, right? I've never met anyone I couldn't get along with."
"Fuck yeah, totally."
"Even I took months to call Aebom unnie 'unnie' and get her to drop formal speech—and that was after endless grinding."
"......"
Hearing it, yeah, it was true.
"Like I said, me and Sua unnie? You build a triple harem or fool around somewhere, we'll fight a bit over love stuff and make up quick. But Aebom unnie? No mercy."
"......"
"If you said to Aebom unnie what you just said to me."
I swallowed hard. Oh Hana asked in the most serious tone imaginable.
"You confident you'll survive?"
Fuck, survival's not even guaranteed?