Hidden Scenario - Escape from the Ichthyosaur's Stomach (4)
Ugh, bleh! Blech—!
"Fuck…"
The Constellations who had been eating while watching the broadcast quietly set down their utensils and pushed their food aside.
A number of Constellations frown.
Park Jinwoo had been happily boiling and eating ramen inside the ichthyosaur's stomach when Kim Dokja suddenly burst up from the stagnant water pooled in the gut. The sound of her dry heaving the moment she surfaced completely killed his appetite.
"Why the hell is that woman here?"
I'd told her to just hold hands with Yoo Joonghyuk and skip across on their own, singing la-la-la the whole way. So why was she here?
After a long stretch of dry heaving, Kim Dokja finally seemed finished. She slowly drew in deep breaths to steady herself, then pulled a smartphone from inside her suit jacket and switched on the flashlight.
She swept the beam around, examining her surroundings, until her gaze landed on Park Jinwoo. Her expression went blank.
"Park Jinwoo…?"
"We meet again. Care for a bite of ramen?"
Thanks to someone, my appetite's completely gone.
Kim Dokja stared blankly at Park Jinwoo, who was casually offering her a mouthful of ramen as if nothing were wrong.
Is this guy actually insane?
Among the floating chunks of concrete debris in the stagnant water of the ichthyosaur's stomach, Park Jinwoo had set himself up on one of the larger fragments as if he'd moved in and started housekeeping. The sight left Kim Dokja thoroughly flustered.
A camping LED lamp lit the area. A camping burner and an aluminum pot sat ready, and the pot held ramen that was giving off a mouthwatering aroma.
To Kim Dokja's eyes, Park Jinwoo looked exactly like someone who'd come out for a leisurely camping trip.
No—he already was a camper, pure and simple.
"…Did you come here to camp or something?"
Camping inside an ichthyosaur's stomach? Was this man truly out of his mind?
Of all places, to be stuck alone with a man like that. The realization filled Kim Dokja with despair.
The Constellations in the channel vigorously agree with Incarnation Kim Dokja's words.
Constellation, Demon-like Judge of Fire, tells Incarnation Kim Dokja that those were exactly the words she wanted to say!
Constellation, Prisoner of the Golden Headband, laughs and calls him a rather entertaining madman.
Constellation, Abyssal Black Flame Dragon, declares that he is definitely a man who's lost his mind.
Constellation, Lord of the Riffraff, marvels that he can actually boil and eat ramen in a place like this.
Constellation, God of Wine and Ecstasy, nods along with the other Constellations' words.
Constellation, Secretive Plotter, looks at Incarnation Park Jinwoo boiling ramen in such an unhygienic place and feels a slight sense of revulsion.
Kim Dokja stared coldly at Park Jinwoo camping out in the ichthyosaur's stomach. When the Constellations' messages of agreement rolled in, she let out a sigh of relief—at least she wasn't the abnormal one here.
"Anyway, how long are you planning to stay in there? Trying to get hypothermia?"
"Ah…"
Only now, looking at Park Jinwoo, did Kim Dokja remember she was still in the water. Looking a little sheepish at his words, she swam over and climbed up onto the concrete fragment where he sat.
Purchasing a warm blanket from the General Store.
Consumed 10 coins.
"You must be cold. Here."
"Ah, thank you."
Seeing Kim Dokja starting to shiver from the cold water, Park Jinwoo bought a blanket from the General Store and held it out to her.
Kim Dokja accepted the blanket with a dazed look, then offered a small smile and her thanks before wrapping it tightly around herself.
I thought he was a complete lunatic, but at least he's a lunatic with some common sense.
Constellations of the Absolute Good camp are moved by Incarnation Park Jinwoo's good deed.
You have received a sponsorship of 500 coins.
Constellations of the Absolute Evil camp frown at Incarnation Park Jinwoo's hypocrisy.
"Give it and they complain, don't give it and they complain. What the hell am I supposed to do?"
Constellations of the Absolute Evil camp take a liking to Incarnation Park Jinwoo's trashy behavior.
You have received a sponsorship of 500 coins.
Constellations of the Absolute Good camp frown at Incarnation Park Jinwoo's behavior.
"They're at it again."
"…You're probably the only person who talks to the Constellations like that to their faces."
A number of Constellations strongly relate to Incarnation Kim Dokja's words.
Even Yoo Joonghyuk, in her early regressions, hadn't cursed at the Constellations. Whether Park Jinwoo simply had massive guts or was too crazy to care, Kim Dokja couldn't tell—and she gave up trying to figure it out.
A Constellation faithful to desire asks Incarnation Park Jinwoo why he gave her the blanket in the first place.
"I just gave it to her because Miss Kim Dokja was shivering."
A Constellation faithful to desire says that if he tells the truth, it will sponsor 1,500 coins.
"Because her clothes got soaked and clung to her body so tightly I didn't know where to look."
Come to think of it, Miss Kim Dokja. You're surprisingly glamorous.
"…………??"
What the hell was this complete lunatic saying right now? Had he just sexually harassed her?
Flushed with sudden shame at Park Jinwoo's crude remark, Kim Dokja's face and ears turned bright red. She wrapped the blanket around herself even tighter and glared hard at him.
"You pervert bastard…"
Constellation, Demon-like Judge of Fire, glares fiercely at Incarnation Park Jinwoo and curses him as a pervert bastard!!
The female Constellations in the channel also glare at Incarnation Park Jinwoo in the same way!
The male Constellations in the channel marvel that Incarnation Park Jinwoo is a truly insane man.
A number of Constellations click their tongues and call him a maniac obsessed with capitalism.
A small number of Constellations who enjoy being scolded take a liking to Incarnation Kim Dokja's scolding.
A Constellation faithful to desire is satisfied with Incarnation Park Jinwoo's words.
You have received a sponsorship of 1,500 coins.
"Oh! Thanks for the sponsor— Puhk!!"
Slap—!!
She already didn't like that he'd sexually harassed her just for coins. But the fact that he showed zero remorse toward the woman currently burning with shame, and was instead genuinely delighted by the Constellation's sponsorship, made Kim Dokja snap. Before she even realized it, she had slapped Park Jinwoo hard across the cheek.
The Constellations in the channel nod, saying they knew he was going to get hit.