Chapter 11
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 11
Chapter Title: Escape?
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"You're here?"
The girl was still sitting there with her legs elegantly crossed in that old-fashioned way, like some fried fish stick.
A faint smile played on her lips, as if she were pleased, as she spoke to me.
"I never imagined you'd come back to life. I just brought you along out of curiosity, and here you were, catching the eye of ■ and ■■."
■?
■■?
What the hell was this nonsense?
And why the fuck was my mouth sealed shut?
This fried fish stick bitch... Untie this shit!
"In human terms, they call it an investor? This is an investment from an investor. The place you just invested in went bust, so now you're the new bet."
"I hope we meet again. Human who's caught the interest of those two."
The girl, having said her piece,
turned to vanish after spitting out exactly what she wanted.
Crack!
I broke free of the bonds using nothing but sheer mental strength.
Snap!
I gave a good knuckle rap to the arrogant girl who dared call herself an investor.
"You fried fish stick bitch. A knuckle sandwich is just what you deserve."
"???????????"
With the girl's dazed expression,
when I opened my eyes again, I was back in the familiar pure white room.
The pure white room, devoid of any presence.
"Ugh... where the hell is this place now?"
"??????"
I was about to say that when I spotted Shin Yu-na lying next to me.
What the fuck was going on? Right as I was about to speak to her,
【Strange Tale cleared.】
【Strange Tale: School Strange Tale】
【Difficulty: Stage 1 (Warning)】
【Listing achievements.】
【Achievements earned: 15 + 5 (20)】
【Total Points: 35 (20)P】
【Contributing entity detected.】
【Entity Name: Shin Yu-na】
【Setting the above entity as sub-character.】
【Main Character: Lee Ji-han】
【Sub-Character: Shin Yu-na】
【Main Character can directly convert composition.】
What the hell was she doing this for?
She couldn't even give a retirement bonus to a worker who'd slaved away for 10 years—instead, it's like telling them, "You're still young? Then keep working."
As I witnessed the extreme violation of human rights firsthand,
"Kiyaaaaaaaah!!!!!!"
I offered my condolences to her, now trapped in yet another workplace.
She'd been thrilled thinking she'd escaped.
Hmm, I did feel a little bad about this.
Would it have been better to just let her die? Considering she's now a sub-character, she'll probably stick around from here on out.
Shin Yu-na asked, trembling violently.
"Th-then... when can I go back?"
"Hell if I know."
"………So this is what it feels like to really want to kill yourself."
"Calm down. This place is hell where even suicide isn't allowed. Asei."
"Kuaaaaaah!!!!"
I tried asking the empty air about retirement methods, just in case.
But this fucking bastard still refused to answer.
Anyway, when's the next deployment?
Honestly, I busted my ass out there—surely they'd give me a little break?
As if my earnest plea had gotten through,
a specific number appeared in the air: [47 : 55 : 33].
Probably meant I had until that countdown hit zero to pick the next strange tale and spend points.
"This is a dream! A dreeeeam!!"
Ignoring Shin Yu-na's meltdown beside me,
I stared at the screen this time with the mindset to pick a better strange tale.
【Setting: Omniscient Strange Tale View】
【Listing solvable Strange Tale list.】
- 1. School Strange Tale (Entry prohibited)
- 2. Yeongwol General Hospital
- 3. Who Is Fake?
- 4. Mirror Forest
- 5. [Insufficient viewing permissions]
A new entry called [Mirror Forest] had appeared below the unchanged list.
There was no way to get info here anyway,
so I tried accessing the gallery still floating in the corner to post.
【Title: → Looking for that motherfucking <Yubungi> bastard!!!!!!】
【Author: Naked mannequin】
Left the bait rolling and
not sure if he escaped or what
Palm Ham won't respond
Looking for that motherfucking all-achievement JOAT Yubungi-kun who cleared everything!!!!!!!
Been a while, what's going on?
Fr real, that true newbie poisoned the gallery!
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If you don't get it just search lmao ㅋㅋ
lmao ㅋㅋ
lmao ㅋㅋ
【Title: Anyway, Palm Ham is confirmed dead lol ㅇㅇ】
【Author: Naked mannequin】
Yubungi revives anyway so exception
Palm Ham with zero such shit is confirmed dead;;
Moment of silence for the great one who lit up the gallery for 10 years.
And moment of silence for Yubungi who's probably dying live right now.
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Trolling is peak Yubungi;;;
Withdrawing support for Yubungi from now on. Escaping the supporter role today to become one with Yubungi...
Once I announced I was alive,
the gallery flooded with questions like before.
Of course, I had no time to answer each one individually.
【Title: Don't raise your voices so much】
【Author: Yubungi】
Questions only in question threads, will answer later;;
Anyway, got some questions
[Yeongwol General Hospital]
[Who Is Fake?]
[Mirror Forest]
Any gallery folks in these three?
Tell me even if it seems vague or different ㅇㅇ
I posted, ignoring everything else.
Since I'd already proven I was human, no more bullshit backlash.
Ding! Ding!
As expected, answers came quick.
???????????
How do you know our hospital name??
I'm flustered af;;
'Mirror Forest'?
Not 100% sure but seems similar to mine?
Themes overlap a bit.
Second one's 100% mine
15 years in with a mask pretending to be a monster
Name literally asks who's fake, spot on fr
I didn't know the total headcount, but
it was clear there were gallery folks in the strange tales I could enter.
So next criterion: 'escape potential'.
【Title: Only those with escape potential speak up】
【Author: Yubungi】
"Tactical nuke launch prep complete."
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No fucking way you're the god of trolling!?
Can't not comment lmao ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
A single line that even drew out the lurkers who hadn't shown up before.
Is this what it feels like to be a fashion icon?
I had to clear them anyway, so saving them was a bonus—but being worshipped stirred some heartwarming emotion.
Even the eye-only gallery folks started showing intent,
but
Only those three I can enter right now;;
More might pop up later but
Keep in mind it's not full 'escape' ㅇㅇ
Bitch if you whine about this later I'll smash your head fr
I drew a firm line.
Coldly speaking, if I could solo-escape right now, I'd ditch everyone and bounce.
I only help if they want it themselves.
The gallery split into two camps over the not-full-escape fact:
[Pro] camp saying they'd rather meet people before dying anyway,
and [Anti] insisting on solo escape.
Thus, among the three on the list, only one explicitly asked for help.
I'll suck and fuck everything pls come ㅠㅠㅠ
Mental ward patient, barely hanging on
Any other ward and I'd be chopped up dead fr
PS I'm a girl so I'll really do everything fr fr
Whoa whoa calm down. I'll help anyone decent anyway so no worries
For real? Or I'll cry? I said I'm crying?? Got it?? Why no reply? Ignoring me?
Mentally ill bitch;;;;;
Mental Hospital 1st Tier, emphasizing she's a girl.
From what she said, she'd been moved to the psych ward due to pre-existing 'depression'.
Observing other wards,
most turned into replacement organs for other patients, or if faking, got shredded into dolls for the thing called the 'Director'.
Escape method is total dogshit too
You and me go to reception, get discharge papers, done
Reception's on 15F tho...
We can make it work somehow right?
How the fuck;;;
You wanna see this menhera snap for real?
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Oppa I'll do anything pls save me just once ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Man, really don't wanna rescue her now.
15 years is enough to make even a menhera explode.
Having a straight-up SNS menhera right in front of me...
"It's got its own flavor, I guess."
Next strange tale: [Yeongwol General Hospital]. Confirmed.
Now, time to allocate the hard-earned points covered in blood and shit.
I opened the shop next,
and there it was.
【Select granted permissions?】
【Points Held: 20P】
【Escape Ticket - 999P】
- The only way to escape this place. Using it frees you from all shackles, returning to your original world.
- Applies to: Main Character, Sub-Characters
The one true hope was listed there.