Can Married Women Be Registered in the Office Romance Management App?
Yun Seongyeon.
In other words… if Chu Yeonju gives off a noona vibe, there's a woman who radiates the classic noonim energy.
Even in loose clothes, her chest is plainly visible. Paired with a surprisingly slender waist. But her hips and ass are absolutely insane.
Back when Park Humin and I were completely obsessed with women, the reason we became close so fast was none other than Yun Seongyeon.
"That person?"
"Pretty much certain."
…We hadn't actually done anything. We just talked about Yun Seongyeon this and that, realized we were kindred spirits, and got close overnight.
After joining the company. We were both new hires at Gaon Corporation, and since she was even Chu Yeonju's direct superior, we got even closer… going clubbing together, hunting for girls, wandering around wherever.
Anyway. Yun Seongyeon oozes so much sex appeal that just thinking of her makes both Park Humin and me break into that same knowing smile.
"…Fuck, I'm so jealous."
"Of what now."
"You've got Senior Chu Yeonju in the same department. You're super close with Eunseo. Seon Yeonwoo is your direct junior. And you—Seon Yeonwoo and Suyeon are both your directs. No, not just directs."
"Suyeon is an assistant."
"Ha… life is so fucking unfair. On top of that An Jihye is your partner, and Yun Seongyeon—that woman is even the team leader. Fuck, you've hit the jackpot."
Enough that Park Humin envies me this much.
Her face is pretty enough. But if we're just talking faces, Chu Yeonju and Park Eunseo are much prettier, and she falls a bit short compared to An Jihye or Seon Yeonwoo.
But that sex appeal. …I don't know if people still use the word "sex appeal" these days, but she just has it. Literally—an aura that bewitches men.
It might feel roughly similar to An Jihye, who's packed with elements that make you rock hard, but the texture is different. If An Jihye is the kind of woman you'd offer up your liver and gallbladder just to have her once, Yun Seongyeon is the kind you want to throw yourself at even knowing you'll be strangled to death by that sex appeal.
Ah, of course.
"So what, fuck. She's a married woman."
At orientation she was a newlywed of only about a year… so by now she'd be about three years into marriage.
"Hey, married women are the jackpot."
"How so?"
"This bastard… doesn't know the taste of a married woman."
Park Humin, cigarette in his mouth, grinned slyly and launched into a sudden married-woman praise theory.
"You know the taste. Once you fall in, it's no joke, I'm telling you?"
"……."
…But thinking about it. Can married women even be registered in the Office Romance Management App?
"See, you bastard. Thinking about it gets you hard, right?"
"No, uh… uh."
I was thinking about something else. But Park Humin, figuring I was thinking about Yun Seongyeon, grinned again and went on about her.
"Anyway I'm jealous. Well… she's married so you can't do anything, but still—company life is shit, so you need something nice to look at at least."
"……."
Whatever he said. I couldn't hear a word of what Park Humin was saying. All I cared about was whether Yun Seongyeon would show up so I could check if she could be registered in the Office Romance Management App.
An Jihye is a fucking hot bitch, and Yun Seongyeon is a noonim who drips sex appeal. These two women's "attributes" are similar but belong to different concepts.
By similar logic—Park Eunseo is a vixen. Even without deliberately entering a lewd atmosphere, she has an outstanding ability to make a man's dick stand rock hard.
Out of nowhere, sending photos of her pussy soaked with love juices. Giggling as she rubs her chest against my arm. In crowded places, pulling my hand to press against her ass and grinning.
Okay. Vixen—I'll give her that. But Park Eunseo's true value shines even more in bed than in daily life.
With tear-brimming eyes, shaking her ass begging to be fucked. When I'm taking her doggy-style and stop moving, she starts shaking her ass on her own. And when I slap her ass, she shakes it even more, saying it feels good.
People say a woman who wags her tail is fox-like, and Park Eunseo exactly shakes her tail like that fox, stimulating my cock.
The reason I suddenly brought up Park Eunseo is…
"Hello, sunbaenim."
"Ah… yes."
Park Eunseo and Seon Yeonwoo have somewhat similar images. That vixen quality. But the seductiveness Seon Yeonwoo has runs on a slightly different track from Park Eunseo's fox-like mischief.
"Hmm…."
Little devil. Even now, coming down to the lobby with Isuyen, the sly eyes scanning me… are definitely seductive, but today they're clearly eyes pondering how to play a prank on me.
Definitely a different concept of seductiveness from Park Eunseo, who anticipates how I'll torment her today.
With that seductiveness—
"Suyeon-ssi, sunbaenim isn't bullying you or anything, right?"
"Whaat? No, not at all. If anything, sunbaenim might be suffering because of me."
"Hmm…."
After saying something random to Isuyen, while Isuyen waved at another cohort mate, she sidled up to me and said in a small voice.
"…What does Suyeon-ssi do that would make sunbaenim suffer?"
Smack!
"Ugh!"
"Don't say weird things. Jongseon-ssi, hurry over."
"Ah, sorry!"
I lightly flicked Seon Yeonwoo on the head and had these two and their other cohort mate, Cha Jongseon, come running over.
…It seemed to hurt a bit. A competitive glint entered Seon Yeonwoo's eyes as she rubbed where I'd flicked her. I might have fucked up a little.
Seon Yeonwoo rubbed her forehead where she'd been flicked and introduced the menu for today.
"I was thinking of going for dakgalbi—is that okay with everyone?"
"Yes! Sounds good!"
Their other cohort mate, Cha Jongseon, with the single-minded determination to follow whatever Seon Yeonwoo said, raised one hand above his head and agreed. Isuyen… true to her personality, smiled warmly and liked it.
"What about you, sunbaenim?"
"Ah, yes. Sounds good."
Me too. I like dakgalbi, so I said good and followed Seon Yeonwoo into a dakgalbi place near the company.
Seating arrangement… Seon Yeonwoo on my left. Isuyen on my right. Cha Jongseon across from me.
"I'll go to the bathroom for a bit."
As soon as we grabbed a four-person table, I stood up. Then I went into the bathroom, quickly took care of business, and checked my "relationship" with Seon Yeonwoo.
"Hmm…."
Sunbaenim who can't do a thing about me
Person I want to play sexual pranks on
Man I'm attracted to — 51
So far, Seon Yeonwoo had played the subtle body-pressing prank in the supply closet, and the prank of hiking up her skirt alone in the passenger seat while I drove. The cause of those pranks was those very "relationships."
She has a crush on me. And since she has that weakness of mine… she knows I can't do anything about her. So she plays sexual, lewd pranks. Roughly that process—and now I think it's about time… instead of subtle pranks like these, to let her play a bit more "direct" ones.
So.
Sunbaenim who accepts everything I do
Oppa who keeps making me have lewd thoughts when I see him (Enhanced)
Man I'm attracted to (Locked) — 51
…I changed it roughly like this.
At this level—she has a crush on me. So looking at me makes lewd thoughts keep coming, and she realizes them as sexual pranks. And since I can't do anything about her, I have to accept whatever she does.
"Okay…."
With a "relationship" of this nuance I was quite satisfied, so I came back out and sat down.
Then—
"We'll go to the bathroom too."
"Be right back—."
This time the two women said they'd go to the bathroom. Thanks to that, I had to sit face to face with just Cha Jongseon, waiting for the two of them.
Well. Cha Jongseon is also a pretty good junior as juniors go, so similar to how I feel about Park Humin, I have human-to-human goodwill toward him. And that much friendship too.
"Um, sunbaenim."
"Yes?"
"Have you been busy lately?"
"Busy, yeah. They keep saying a junior is coming, a junior is coming… but Jongseon-ssi knows too. It's just talk."
"Right, well…."
While chatting appropriately about company life with Cha Jongseon… why aren't these two coming back.
Left, right. When I scanned my left and right once each, Cha Jongseon unconsciously followed my gaze and looked at his right and left once each. Then his head fixed back to the right. My left and Cha Jongseon's right—the seat where Seon Yeonwoo had been sitting.
"…I still can't believe someone like Yeonwoo-ssi is around me."
"Is that so?"
"Doesn't it bother you at all, sunbaenim?"
"At first there was a bit of that. Having to make a good impression, or not getting on her nerves. But rather than worrying about Yeonwoo-ssi, I'm too busy looking after myself. I don't have energy to spare for people around me."
Unlike me, Cha Jongseon kept glancing at the seat to his right while talking with me—and then the two women who went to the bathroom came back. Right at that timing, the dakgalbi also came out pre-grilled.
Cha Jongseon habitually picked up the wooden spatula to stir the dakgalbi, but at the staff's words to leave it alone, dejectedly put the wooden spatula down. Well… Cha Jongseon had been diligently looking after people around him since he was a new hire.
"Yeonwoo-ssi, you need an apron, right?"
"Ah… yes. It would be good to have one."
I thought that was that, but one scene caught my eye.
"Excuse me, aprons… please."
"How many should I give you?"
"Uh… just four, please."
"Yes!"
We all came right after work. Having aprons to protect white dress shirts or blouses is good—but why did he only ask Seon Yeonwoo? And then, as if conscious of eyes on him, he glanced at me and Isuyen once each and held up four fingers.
…The way he kept mentioning Seon Yeonwoo earlier too—he seems to have a quiet interest.
But.
"Sunbaenim, do you like sweet potato?"
"Hmm, yes. The sweet potato here is good."
"Have this, then."
Seon Yeonwoo wasn't giving Cha Jongseon a single bit of attention, looking only at me.
So I—
"Give it to Suyeon-ssi. Suyeon-ssi seems to like sweet potato too."
"Ah, good!"
"……."
I redirected Seon Yeonwoo's attention to Isuyen.
In this subtle square relationship, Cha Jongseon carefully read the room, then…
"…Um, shall we have a simple glass of soju each? Just simply."
With a cheerful smile, he proposed a drink each.
"Hmm… yes. I'm fine."
"I'm fine too."
Isuyen and Seon Yeonwoo said okay.
"Ah, I have my car. Sorry."
Using the car as one of the best excuses to avoid drinking, I had Cha Jongseon order one bottle of soju and three soju glasses.
A moment later. One bottle of soju and three glasses came out, and the three juniors each poured a glass of soju. I poured a soft drink, we lightly cheers'd, and each drank one glass.
But funny, right? Cha Jongseon only mentioned one bottle—or one glass… but before we knew it, three empty soju bottles were on our table.
Isuyen seemed to be struggling a bit, her face red. Cha Jongseon, who first proposed drinking… was gone. Seon Yeonwoo… is fine?
While the three juniors showed different states—
"Well then, good work!"
After the meal, Cha Jongseon staggered out a greeting and left first… what, if you're gonna be like that, why did you suggest drinking?
"What about you, Suyeon-ssi?"
"Ah, my boyfriend is coming to pick me up."
"Ah…."
…So she had a boyfriend in the meantime. Well. She's not a "woman" I completely don't understand, so I roughly nodded and decided to wait together until Isuyen's boyfriend arrived.
"Sunbaenim, then Yeonwoo-ssi…."
"Yeonwoo-ssi seems fine, so she can get home, right?"
"……."
…She seemed fine until just now.
…Thud—
Suddenly, thud—she bumped her head against my shoulder.