Chapter 56
Chapter 56
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 56
Chapter Title: GOAT Miro Confirmed
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[Miro <- This bitch is straight-up a god, mass upvoting lol]
(Miro profile pic)
Heavenly Realm, nah, all Korean VTubers are this chick ㅇㅇ
Who said it was free? It's fucking stacked lol
- Lmao no fr
-Truly abundant
- Fuuuuck stch lololol
-Fuck, just do this normally too
[Miro brought out hand cam and mamatong]
(Miro hand capture)
(Masked Miro upper body capture)
Fuck lol so damn hot
- Bet her face is pretty too?
ㄴ If she's ugly there it'd be a crime lol
-From now on, stanning Miro
-Can't hold back
[I was a Mahoski but switched to Mirodan]
First day I just thought she was fun
Couldn't sleep at dawn so left the stream on while doing other shit, then she suddenly showed up
Thought she'd dip quick but she chilled with viewers for hours just casually chatting and my brain exploded...
The moment she read my chat, I became Mirodan
-Fuck why only you get that good shit
-I've been watching since early days...
-You fucking bastard
-That was legit the worst mistake of Miro's life
ㄴ Nah, only noobs who missed it think that lol
[Miro, but is she really 21?]
Usually watch Roa or Haru instead of Miro
But during this 24 Hours, she seemed so seasoned
Thought sleeping in was a total disaster but she just smoothed it over
Then kept the pace even with other members showing up, leading the stream—lost for words
-Yeah lol
-3-line summary?
-Miro's read manga list alone says she's not 21
ㄴ Yeah I'm 90s kid and it's similar lol
ㄴ But other members' reactions make it seem like she is 21?
-Didn't you see Miro's hand cam? That's not 20s early unless...
ㄴ Fr lol so damn pretty
-Just born with it
[Watching Miro makes me so damn depressed]
Honestly always kinda felt it
But Miro 24 Hours showed her house looks huge, has a yard, talks about parents like family's harmonious, tall, great proportions—so she's just brimming with confidence and positivity
Fuck if I was born in Miro's family like Miro I'd be living well now too
-Deep af...
-It's not 3am rn
-Jealous she does whatever she wants lol
ㄴ Fr life like Miro
-Miro's personality is total GOAT yeah
ㄴ Wut? lol that's hater talk
ㄴ Nah it's the stream, other members treat her respectfully off-air
[I'm a Roafag but this stream confirmed it]
Our Roa is legit a total normie
Quietest among members, tied with Maho lol
Always stays home so her social game's weak
-Fr lol
-Roa's fine
-Sigh landwhale bastards lol
ㄴ Fellow VTuber fan stirring shit
-Why are all Roa viewers braindead?
ㄴ We were insane picking a landwhale
ㄴ Isn't Roa donation revenue #1?
ㄴ That much? Not Miro?
ㄴ Nah Miro barely gets donos, weak reactions so mostly just eurobeat messages in her stream
-What's fun about Roa?
ㄴ Just watching her makes me laugh?
ㄴ This guy's for real...
[??? : Everyone, did you all have fun?]
(Miro profile pic)
That was Miro 24 Hours!
-Just goat...
-Thanks goat...
-Mass upvoting pabababak lolololol
[With this, Miro's locked in as Heavenly Realm Project rep]
Used to have underground image so lost to Anna
But this 24 Hours nabbed peak viewers, led first off-collabs
Hitting all first records, now Miro = Heavenly Realm Project face ㅇㅇ
-What records from otaku streamer bitches lololol
ㄴ Fr lol analyzing like sit tf down
-One line: Heavenly Realm Miro ALL KILL~
ㄴ Fr lololololol
ㄴ Ends with Miro ham after all lol
-Wasn't Miro the controversial pass/fail one? lololol
ㄴ Fr?
ㄴ Slacked in audition stream, ate shit ton of hate lol
ㄴ But now Miro's owning everything lolol
[Today's concert goat...]
Maho <- This bitch's harmonies stch lololol
-Just perfect backup
-Fr premium supporting role
[Korea's #1 Company]
(The Six logo)
Picked 6 Korean girls perfectly lololol
-Fr
-How'd they scout em?
-Yeah 2nd Gen's about to flop hard lol
ㄴ Don't need 2nd Gen?
ㄴ Gotta feed em, now 3rd/4th Gens copy-paste lol
-When 2nd Gen?
ㄴ Prolly next year
-2 albums already wtf 2nd Gen
ㄴ Fr today's concert they seemed practiced but vocals ain't there
[Miro off-note today lol]
(Miro off-note clip)
Humanity even lol this is Miro
-Now even off-notes are based lol
ㄴ Yeah today's free pass lol
-Cute how embarrassed she got
-This is Miro
-Today's density deep af
ㄴ Fr these guys trash VTubers normally
ㄴ Nah you just don't watch lol
***
"By the way, no one's eaten yet, right?"
The first to snap out of the lingering high from belting songs in front of tens of thousands of viewers was Anna.
Thanks to her musical theater experience, she quickly regained composure and rummaged through the plastic bags she'd left in the corner when they first arrived.
"So what was in them anyway?"
She'd said they were streaming supplies, but they never opened them during the broadcast. Some even got stashed in the fridge midway.
"Was gonna eat while streaming but forgot midway."
Anna fiddled with her bangs sheepishly, revealing snacks inside.
"Everyone else's are snacks too?"
If all were snacks, they'd last a month. But luckily, Mile shook her head.
"Nope, mine's tissues. Housewarming, right?"
Sure enough, tissues filled Mile's bag.
"What about the others?"
"Mine's picks—heard you're into guitar lately."
Roa's bag held guitar picks with unusual designs.
"Wait, you were actually in a band?"
"Played a bit."
As expected... Phrenology science?
"Eyes look kinda punkish?"
"I like bands too."
That's true.
Some of my acquaintances are in bands, after all.
"Brought a board game."
Haru approached with a bag from the corner.
"Board game?"
"Yeah! Let's play in the living room later. Would've got dog stuff if I knew about the pup..."
Haru eyed Boksil wistfully.
How much does she love dogs?
Not that I don't get it...
"But snacks enough? Should we order something?"
They brought plenty, but no real meal.
Evening now—won't fill us up.
"Chicken?"
"Chicken good."
"Pizza too?"
"Six of us, can order a lot."
"Everyone good with spicy?"
My words sparked an avalanche as members chimed in with picks.
With six girls, menu options piled up fast.
"Can we eat all this?"
"Uh... Ladder game to cut some?"
"Alright, dropping rose pasta first."
"What?! Why?"
"Then braised chicken?"
"Ah."
I took the lead, slashing the list. Each cut drew sighs from one or two, but that's the boss for you.
We ordered heaps of delivery and gathered in the living room.
"Nice place. Yard too."
Still house-obsessed, Anna stared blankly at the veranda window.
That appealing?
"We make bank streaming. Just buy one."
"Yep, grind streams for my own pad."
Platform fees and agency cuts sting, but we're popular streamers.
Way above average income.
My account alone has a hefty sum.
"But where do you all spend? No time with streaming and meetings!"
Anna answered Haru's question first.
"Savings."
"Yeah..."
Only Mile nodded at the firm savings push. Similar ages? They vibe.
"Th-then Miro doesn't buy stuff?"
"Me?"
Haru deflected the pragmatic hit my way.
"I just don't spend. Counts as savings?"
No needs, so it piles up—savings?
"Wait, you don't spend?"
"What's with the reaction?"
"Figured you splurged."
"Nothing to splurge on."
"Uh, merch?"
...Predictable. Old female Kim Suhyun would've hoarded it.
But I've seen anime merch as waste for 21 years.
No buying now.
"Don't buy that stuff."
"What's in your room then?"
"Impulsive youth crap..."
"Insane."
"Too wasteful to toss."
"Relatives don't visit? My niece smashed figs once."
"They do, but not my room."
"Why? Ah..."
Haru eyed me and nodded.
Yeah, looks pack power. Friendly college sis warning vs. celeb-crushing cousin sis? Worlds apart.
"Got it?"
"Ugh gross."
"Hear that often. Not average looks, y'know?"
"Eek! Mile unnie!"
Haru, stunned by my boldness, called Mile mid-savings debate with Anna on the sofa.
"Yeah? What?"
"Shouldn't we punish Miro for teasing your height on stream?"
Crap, thought we'd moved past—low blow?
"Ah, forgot, you punk!"
Mile hopped off the sofa and bear-hugged me from behind.
"Haa. Smells nice."
"Perverted."
"Don't care."
"This the punishment?"
"Yep, doll time today."
Payback for stream teasing: her body pillow.
Sigh escaped, but this bustling vibe? Not bad at all.
