Chapter 126
Chapter 126
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 126
Chapter Title: Dojo Breaker Miro
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[Miro gone mad? LMAO]
Nothing better to do so suddenly beats up her own members
- Fr real, something's off lol
- Gives killer advice too lol
[Miro Chat]
(Miro's friendly chat in Haru's chatroom)
No cap, everything she said was spot on lol
- This chick knows League inside out lol
ㄴ Does Miro actually play League well?
ㄴ She doesn't play much but claims Diamond herself
ㄴ Fr? Diamond?
ㄴ But no proof
- Saying all the right things makes it even more infuriating
[Miro, wanna 1v1 Haru in League?]
(Haru challenging Miro to 1v1)
Must've pissed her off good lololol
- I'd challenge her to 1v1 too
- Is Miro good? Can she win 1v1?
ㄴ Haru might get wrecked?
ㄴ Yeah, from her Blade Waltz plays, Miro's pretty solid
[Miro vs Haru 1v1 Results]
(Haru's stream screen in black and white)
Haru getting absolutely destroyed live lolololol
- What, lost already?
ㄴ Yup, Miro grabbed lead at lvl 2 and stomped lol
ㄴ Savage af lololol
- Refused rematch and dipped to another room, wild
ㄴ Fr?
ㄴ Yup ran to Maho's room lolol
ㄴ Crazy bitch...
[Miro Dojo Breaking Update]
Beat Haru and Maho, now hitting Roa's stream too
- Can she break Roa's mental too?
ㄴ Roa won't break
ㄴ Why not Roa?
ㄴ Ngl she's just built different
- If she breaks Roa too I'll give props lol
[Miro: Shall we stop here?]
Watching Roa's stream and she bails lolol
Did this chick chicken out?
- Didn't touch Roa?
ㄴ Yup just quietly watched her game then surrendered
ㄴ Why spare Roa when she's older than her but wrecked everyone else close in age?
- Didn't hit Anna either
ㄴ That's elder respect
ㄴ Elder my ass she's still in her 20s
ㄴ Wtf Anna's not 30?
ㄴ You morons
[Miro <--- This chick's hilarious lol]
Properly wrecked Haru and Maho like dogs on a hot day but quietly left Anna's karaoke stream
- Lol cuz she'd lose
- She's just bully the weak, fear the strong 100%
- Anna's at that age where she throws hysterics yeah
ㄴ Fr
ㄴ Non-virgin hag as expected, temperamental;;
ㄴ Don't say that shit
ㄴ Anna got the worst personality in Heavenly Realm?
ㄴ Yup
ㄴ Wrong you idiots
- For real, doesn't Miro sing better?
ㄴ Musical actress looks like shit?
ㄴ She does suck compared to Miro yeah
ㄴ My hot take: Miro sounds better
ㄴ That's voice carry, Anna's got volume tho;
- Heard Anna always lays down the law, guess it's true
ㄴ Fr?
ㄴ Yup;;
ㄴ Knew it lol korean hag
ㄴ You fucks...
[So Hoy <--- Not doing this?]
Fuck hyped for nothing... just bailed
- Yup never doing it now lol
- Refund go
- You? The asshole who recommended that trash game?
ㄴ Nah it's actually fun
ㄴ Fun my ass fuck
- Good thing she abandoned the game, massive W lololol
ㄴ Indeed thank based god
***
Today was Heavenly Realm dance lesson day.
I really didn't want to get up in the morning, but I forced myself to kick off the blankets.
"Yawn."
Sleepy. Was it because I streamed late last night?
I only meant to kill time, but got way too into it.
More importantly, how long is this dance lesson gonna last?
Probably over after the year-end live, right?
Nah. Manager's vibe says it'll be ongoing.
Anyway, gotta be diligent for now.
It's not like I couldn't just pay for it myself.
With that, I headed out to meet Maho.
But...
"You! You! Last night!"
Maho put me in a headlock the second we met.
Guess she held a grudge from me dojo-breaking her room yesterday.
"Ow! My neck, my neck's breaking!"
"Quit whining!"
Her long arms, fitting her build, wrapped right around my neck. My fragile neck was about to snap.
"Ah, no for real, my neck!"
"H-Huh? Y-You're okay?"
"Ugh, ughhh."
The price of last night's mischief was steep.
As I clutched my sore neck and whimpered, Maho—who didn't know her own strength—carefully grabbed my neck.
"W-Won't it break like this?"
"Give me a massage!"
I'd felt a chill at the grip and said that, but Maho freaked like I'd said something crazy and gently massaged it.
"O-Oh...."
Maho's massage was surprisingly good. Where'd she learn this?
"Eek."
"No weird noises!"
"No it's just refreshing... ugh."
We took the subway to dance lesson together like that.
And at the station where we always meet the members, I got ambushed again.
"Hey! You!"
It was Haru, who challenged me to League 1v1 yesterday and got utterly thrashed.
Haru holding a grudge too?
But the 1v1 was her idea, not mine....
So why'd you pick a fight?
Humbly accept this teacher's lesson.
"Sis, you do have talent tho... Ugh!"
She tackled me and I staggered.
Why do these people keep resorting to violence?
So barbaric... Civilized folk settle it with a proper duel, no?
"You're tough online but a wimp IRL! You punk! Punk!"
But Haru, unaware of my thoughts, shook my frail body wildly.
"Hey stop...!"
Eventually, Anna stepped in, probably minding the stares.
Anna's the only one I can count on.
"Thanks...."
"But...."
"Yeah?"
"Ahem, you left my stream quietly?"
"Ah."
"I could've given advice too...."
After prying me from Haru, Anna said that with a hint of sulk, making me burst out laughing.
Can I say what just popped into my head?
Should I hold back? She did save me.
But seeing Anna's sulky face, I couldn't hold it in.
"You looked like a sulky boss who missed the joke."
"You!"
Yeah, totally boss vibes.
Still in her 20s, right? Why act so old....
Ended up getting smacked by Anna too.
Heavenly Realm's unofficial rep Miro.
Just a punching bag IRL.
After the punishment, we headed to the usual dance studio.
Been coming here a while now.
Now we're learning the actual choreography to record.
Intensity's ramped up, so I brace myself these days.
Like, prepare to die.
"Gaaah...."
"A bit more effort!"
"Aaah!"
"More!"
"Ugh!"
"Still more!"
Time's getting tight, she knows us now, so she's cranking it up, squeezing us dry.
"Extend those arms more!"
"Kaaah!"
"Miro-nim, stop screaming!"
"Uwaaaah!"
"Haru-nim too!"
No one's got energy left; everyone's collapsing equally.
From me to Anna, all sprawled on the floor during breaks.
"You guys... you've improved a ton."
Watching us, the Dance Instructor said proudly and sat down too.
Steady lessons built rapport; now we chat during breaks.
"But Instructor, how long will you teach us?"
Anna asked, catching her breath while lying down.
I was curious too; she's taking the bullet.
"What, you'd rather someone else?"
"No way, no point without you."
Instructor teased, but Anna—pro broadcaster—fired back smoothly.
"That's touching? Hmm... probably till end of the year?"
"Aw, do more."
"Haha, thanks, but schedule's packed."
Schedule?
Right, Instructor's famous enough for TV in dance circles.
Busy as hell, makes you wonder why she's teaching us.
"Aww, bummer. Do more."
"Haha, miss me? Hit me up. Or turn on the TV."
Ooh, smooth line.
Quietly saved it in my mental notes.
"Instructor, miss us? Fire up Twitch!"
Haru, sprawled like me, bolted up and said that.
"I do already?"
"Really?"
"Saw a stream yesterday."
"Whose?"
Haru's question drew all eyes to Instructor.
All pro VTubers here.
Everyone but Mile streamed yesterday like me, so whose was curious.
But obviously not Anna?
She had the most viewers, and as a dancer, odds high she watched Anna's singing....
"Saw Miro-nim's stream."
"Mine?"
"You bastard!"
"Ugh Miro again!"
"This guy!"
"Why'd heaven birth me and Miro...."
Members screamed as I puzzled.
Why mine?
"I didn't do anything special yesterday?"
Why watch yesterday? Fr nothing special.
At best, messed with a game and did collabs with others.
"You looked so pretty? Wondered what you'd do, so I check sometimes."
"Hmm... how was it? My beauty popping off on stream too?"
Instructor chuckled heartily at my question.
Yeah, can't grasp Miro streams from one or two views....
"Right? No surprise, takes more than...."
"It did?"
"Huh?"
My beauty popped?
"You've got confidence and shamelessness? Like 'you can't hate me' vibe. Super charming. Learned from it."
"No, uh...."
That's Miro stream motto.
I'm overflowing charm anyway; just be myself and folks watch.
But she nailed it lately when I've done zilch. Viewer talent.
"And one thing I'm curious about with Miro-nim."
"Yeah?"
As I admired, Instructor approached my half-collapsed self on the floor and showed her phone.
"Is this your cousin?"
"Cousin?"
What she showed was totally unexpected footage.
My cousin Kim Yuna (15) dancing to a trending song.
The channel was clearly Kim Yuna (15)'s.
"H-How'd you know, Instructor?"
"Knew it."
She tapped Kim Yuna (15)'s channel and showed the top video.
"This you, right? Screen dark, so I wasn't sure."
The video she showed was...
Shockingly, that Chuseok one we'd filmed.