Manchester United restarts the second half with the lead.
Kai Rooney's mind is utterly calm and clear as he prepares for kickoff.
All he has to do is pass the ball back and then make his move toward Aston Villa's goal.
The moment he thinks, If the pass comes now, it's a goal, the pass will arrive.
And the instant he wonders, Why now? he'll find himself twisting his body for a shot that rattles the net.
Ban Yeager forces an unexpected scoring angle into his grasp, one even Kai himself hadn't imagined.
It feels like his scoring instinct is being forcibly awakened.
That's why Kai has no choice but to trust Ban Yeager 100%.
A pass from a trusted teammate.
The moment he receives it, he's certain of his positioning.
And that certainty becomes confidence.
A rising prospect fueled by confidence lets his talent fully bloom.
⚽ 51' Kai Rooney 🅰️ Ban Yeager
— HolyFuck WhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoa
Ban Yeager cross, Kai Rooney overhead kick GOAL. Fuck, is this seriously Wayne Rooney reincarnated???? My hands are shaking typing this, no way I didn't just see that?????
— Lolololololololololol
The overhead kick form is almost identical lolololololololol
— Lucas Cruydt trash————!!!!!!!
↳ Stepped away for a sec and they straight up removed the desk chair lolololololol
↳ But Kai Rooney's on RW so they can coexist lol
↳ He has no idea lololol fuck he's doing that from the lone striker spot
↳ With rotation minutes if we manage their care properly no issue
↳ Kai Rooney that fucker was an Everton fan like his dad, he's not transferring is he?
↳ No fan goes from United to Everton lololol
↳ Info: Wayne Rooney went from United to Everton.
↳ That was after his prime lololol fuck don't make me anxious!!!!!!
— This has to be a Puskás Award nominee lolololol
↳ How is his playstyle even like his dad's lololol
↳ Genetics GOAT lolololol
— We were so much better but why did we draw in league round 3 lolololololol
↳ 'Gotta stay 9th in the league.'
Ban Yeager breaks down the side and whips in a cross.
Kai Rooney meets the ball—slightly drifting behind him—with a perfect overhead kick, finding the net.
The form matches his father Wayne Rooney's legendary overhead kick almost exactly.
Old Trafford erupts as Manchester United fans go wild at the Rooney reincarnation unfolding before them.
The score is now 4:1.
Ban Yeager and Kai Rooney both have braces, and there's still over 30 minutes left.
Some fans call for substitutions to manage stamina, but Darren Fletcher doesn't oblige.
Nothing boosts a striker's form like goals.
Push past a brace to a hat-trick, and that player ascends to another level.
Not everyone does, of course, but for a clear talent achieving it young? It ignites their growth.
So he gives Kai Rooney—already on a brace—the chance at a hat-trick.
Not pulling him, or even Ban Yeager supporting him, just yet.
Ten minutes after Aston Villa's kickoff restarts the game.
whistLE!
The ref's firm call! Spotting the foul with his own eyes, he awards Manchester United a penalty kick immediately!!!
— Kyaaaaaaa lolololololololololololol
— Coach Darren Fletcher has a plan~ lolololololol
— Great Big Yeager predicted hat-trick again today lololol
— 30 mins left, giving hat-trick chance is national rule lolololol
— Aston Villa too tasty lololol
— Victory was locked the moment Ban Yeager started yeah
— First Europa game in 5 years, sweet victory~
Darren Fletcher knows no 18-year-old is as mature or team-first as Ban Yeager.
⚙ ANNOUNCEMENT ⚙
Ban Yeager wins the penalty and cedes it to Kai Rooney!!! Just like he gifted Jesse Carrick his debut goal against Real Madrid, now he's handing Kai Rooney a hat-trick!!!
— Wow lolololololololololol
— Sir.Manchester United himself yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah
— Is this the attitude of a pro debutant less than a year in? lolololololol
— Ban Yeager's first full season and no personal record greed, just passing it whoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoa
— If it fails he's a legend lolololol
GOOOOOOAL!!!—
Kai Rooney blasts it precisely into the left corner! HAT-TRICK FOR KAI ROONEY!!!
— Real Hwangchester United is back fuck grab the tissue please lolololol
— Last year if I recommended United for a team to support I'd get cursed out... Now I say proudly... If you're Korean support United!!!
— What to do with Lucas Cruydt...
— Who's that lolololololol
Darren Fletcher finally subs as Kai completes his hat-trick.
⚙ SUBSTITUTIONS ⚙
Benjamin Sesko IN, Kai Rooney OUT
Chido Obi-Martin IN, Rodrygo OUT
Tyler Fletcher IN, Shea Lacey OUT
With Premier League round 6 just three days away, he pulls all three main strikers.
In come midfielder Tyler Fletcher and two strikers: Benjamin Sesko, Chido Obi-Martin, Ethan Whitley.
Perfect for a no-loss scenario, given the surplus of fringe strikers.
Ban Yeager stays on the pitch.
While Kai sets up for the penalty, Darren Fletcher and Ban Yeager exchange signs.
Fletcher crosses his index fingers in a circle: Sub out?
Ban Yeager makes an X with his: No.
He'll complete his own hat-trick before leaving.
Which manager hates that fire in an 18-year-old prospect?
— Wow... seriously impressive? Yeager, think we can do it too?
(Meme: Benjamin Sesko and Chido Obi-Martin arm-in-arm back-to-back) We don't dream of hat-tricks like Kai, just one goal each!
— Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
— These crazy bastards lololol you're greedy for even one goal
— Where'd you get this shitty meme lololololololololol
↳ Just two players back-to-back, what's shitty?
↳ Those two players are shitty
— Losers who whiff every chance lolololololol
— This meme's funnier at 5-1 lolololol
↳ Ban Changseop's grace...
↳ Maenggu normalization whoa
— [ManU vs Villa, 6:1 ManU win. Ban Yeager seals his hat-trick right before full time whoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoaWhoa]
Kai Rooney, Ban Yeager double hat-trick ssssssssss
— Why's passing penalty hard? Just score another
↳ Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
↳ Fr 30 mins left, another goal hard?
— Sesko Chido Obi these crazy fuckers lololololololololol
— Ban Yeager so fucking nice fuck lolololololol you could see him grinding goals till the end
↳ Yeager I know it's tough but try harder... gotta get these fuckers to 10 goals to sell 'em...
↳ These scam bastards lolololololololol
↳ effect means it's not even a scam yeah 'win-win'.
— Ban Yeager makes soccer look so fucking easy...
— Right now Real Madrid fans losing CL league phase opener 💀💀💀
↳ Ban Yeager haunting them lolololololololol
↳ Once you taste it you can't go back...
— Win Europa and straight to Champs gazua ssssss
↳ Europa win or top 5 league, one's guaranteed yeah
↳ Manchester United to Champs!
Manchester United kicks off their Europa League return after five years with a dominant 6:1 win—a perfect start.
But the joy is short-lived.
League round 6: Manchester City
League round 7: Arsenal
Hellish back-to-back awaits.