The 1+1 Rimjob & Fellatio Special
"I didn't sleep with him!" I answered in a panic, and the next question followed immediately. "Are you going to?" Both Yuda and I turned beet red. When Yuda didn't deny it, I could feel the gazes from the surrounding tables. It felt painfully sharp. I desperately tried to stop Youngsun. "Noona, please, keep your voice down! Everyone can hear you!" Only then did Youngsun look around. The people who had been eavesdropping were startled and hurriedly shoveled food into their mouths. Realizing what she had done, Youngsun hung her head in embarrassment. "S-sorry. I think I've had too much to drink, so I can't control my volume." "Ugh, damn it. Just drink more." I poured her a drink and thought to myself. This is... Youngsun is jealous, right? No, wait. There are three women, so is it a 'jealousy-three'? The fact that such a ridiculous thought keeps popping into my head must mean I'm pretty drunk too.
I mixed Yantai Guliang and beer into Youngsun's glass. "Me too—give me some too—" Yuda also begged for a drink. Her eyes were completely glazed over. It seemed she’d gotten drunk because she’d had a lot of strong liquor for the first time in a while. Still, hadn't it been a pretty good night? We’d talked about working out, tattoo clients, and video editing (though I didn't mention what kind of videos) until we finished a whole bottle of Yantai Guliang. Celebrating our successful first gathering, I poured water into Yuda's glass. "Here you go, Yuda Noona. It's 'soju.' Drink it all up~"
Watching that, Youngsun pouted. "Ugh, look at Kangmin flirting. Charles, don't you think so?" "You're right. He's a total fox. He makes me breakfast when I wake up, and he texts me while I'm at my part-time job asking if I'm bored. I wonder if he does that to all the other women too." Charles nodded repeatedly, taking Youngsun's side. But when she heard that, Youngsun looked at me with an aggrieved expression. "What? Why don't you text me?" "I mean, we see each other twice a week, so..." I made an excuse, but I felt guilty using 'being busy' as a reason. The truth was, I wasn't sure what kind of relationship I had with Youngsun. She was a great Noona, but wasn't it a bit much to be in constant contact? I didn't know what she was thinking, either. I spoke carefully. "Noona, we're partners. Wouldn't it be hard for both of us if we got too emotionally involved? Besides, you signed a contract with Charles, so you can't even tell people you're dating me."
At that, Youngsun's expression turned sad. "Then what are you and Charles? Is Charles a partner too?" This time, Charles looked at me with expectant eyes. No, why is the line of fire shifting over here? "No, well... Charles and I are somewhere between... partners and lovers, right?" Charles gave me a look that said, 'That's not bad,' and glanced at Youngsun. Youngsun, thoroughly sulking, glared at me while mixing more Yantai Guliang and beer. To avoid her stinging gaze, I downed the rest of the warm noodle soup. But I was so pricked by her glare that I couldn't even taste it. As I poured myself more beer, Yuda leaned on my shoulder and fell asleep. Then Youngsun started whining. "I want to—I want to lean my head on Kangmin too—"
...I guess I have to go home today. I didn't manage to finish on a high note, but if the process is good, everything is good! I was about to call a taxi when a realization hit me. What do I do about Yuda? I didn't even know her home address. "Her wallet..." I checked Yuda's wallet, but the address was listed as Jangseong, Jeonbuk. It seemed to be an old address. I clutched my head at the unexpected situation. I couldn't take her to my studio apartment, either. I only had one blanket... In the end, did I have no choice but to go to Youngsun's two-bedroom apartment? It felt like I always ended up at Youngsun's place after drinking. "Youngsun Noona, do you have extra blankets at home?" "Oh-oh~? Are you going to sleep over at my place~?" Youngsun, who had been on the verge of tears until a moment ago, smiled brightly and came over to me. She linked her arms with mine and rubbed her head against my shoulder. The scent of fragrant shampoo. My penis, which had been suffering from Yuda all day without being able to ejaculate, stood up again. "Yes, it seems I have no choice but to sleep over." "If you leave Yuda-unni at home and—just go away—I won't forgive you~" She gripped my arm tightly as she said it. It hurts! It hurts!
"I got it! I said I got it!" She loosened her grip and kissed my neck. I’d called the taxi, so it should be here soon. But this time, Charles was the problem. She looked at me with eyes loosened by alcohol. "Kangmin Oppa—" "What." "Can't you just tell people I'm your girlfriend—?" I clutched my head. Did she really have to call it a girlfriend? "You're already with two women right now. I'm anxious. If you just said I was your girlfriend, my heart would be at ease—" "That's exactly why it's even weirder to call you my girlfriend while I'm with two women!" Sweat trickled down my back. It seemed like Charles and Youngsun wanted a relationship beyond just being contract partners or sex partners. Couldn't we just keep this relationship as it is? It’s good because there’s no pressure, right? "Having no pressure... means having no sense of responsibility. I want you to think of me more seriously, Oppa." Aack, the succubus, and now Youngsun too! Why does everyone want a serious relationship after we mix our bodies a little? Is the FWB (Friend With Benefit) relationship from American dramas just a fantasy?
"Alright. Let's talk about this after we sober up! I'll think about it too!" Charles's face relaxed. She added her own wish. "Hmm... actually, I think it would be fine if you called all three of us your girlfriends. If you say we're all just sex partners, that's... I don't like that..." ...Huh? Is that so? Her surprisingly persuasive words made me nod. There's that thing called polyamory (non-exclusive multi-dating) that's popular these days, right? If I accepted that, I could just live with all three of them like girlfriends. If I really called all three of them my girlfriends, I wouldn't be harassed like this— My thoughts were broken by a vibration. The taxi's here! I lifted Yuda up with a grunt. Charles linked arms with Youngsun and headed to the counter. Ah, the bill... Suddenly, Yuda opened her eyes wide, pulled out her card, handed it over, and collapsed again. I shook her, wondering if she was pretending to sleep, but there was no reaction. It seemed her desire not to be a burden had manifested to the extreme. "I'll... pay... for... it...." It was a voice from hell. I got it, Noona. Thanks for the drinks. 320,000 won. We really drank a lot. Fifteen bottles of Tsingtao? My god. How much did we drink? Two bottles of Yantai Guliang and... My legs felt like they were turning to jelly as I checked the alcohol we'd consumed. I grabbed my melting legs and loaded everyone into the taxi. Youngsun first, then Yuda. And Charles. I took the front seat. The driver glanced at me and started a conversation. "...Are you guys filming something like YouTube?" He cracked the window slightly. The smell of alcohol must be terrifying. But why YouTube? "No, why?" "Oh, nothing. You're all such good-looking people, so I wondered." That's not it. A smile naturally curled onto my lips. I glanced at the backseat; everyone was half-asleep with happy faces. "Just, well. We're all friends." "You're living a fun life. Yeah~ You should live like that when you're young. When you get old, you get diabetes or high blood pressure and can't even drink—it's awful—someone I know drank too much beer and got gout—" Lulled by the driver's nonsense, I also started nodding off. After about 15 minutes, we arrived in front of Youngsun's house. ...It's okay to pay for this with Yuda's card too, right? I handed over the card, got out, and helped everyone out. They were all stumbling, so they must be very drunk. "Noona, open the door." I moved Yuda inside and laid her on the bedding. As I was leaving the room, Youngsun hugged me. Her soft beige dress clung to my body. Maybe it's because she's drunk, but Youngsun looks even prettier. "Being like this—it's like a dream I had a long time ago." And then, a kiss. A moist, soft sensation stirred inside my mouth. Seeing us, Charles joined the hug. Since both women were hugging me from both sides, I knew exactly when that dream was. It was that time when Youngsun and Charles were licking each other's anuses. Noona looked at me with sparkling eyes. "Kangmin-ah, are you just going to sleep?" ...Well. Honestly, I didn't have any intention of just sleeping. "Shall we go to the bed?" The three of us headed to the bed without even washing up. As we went, we took off our clothes one by one. Before I knew it, Youngsun's face had completely transformed into that of a female in heat. Charles also took off everything except her underwear. Should I start by getting a blowjob? "Charles. Kneel down. You too, Noona." I made them both kneel and stood between them. Since everyone's drunk, I should try some wild play. I let Charles take my penis into her mouth, and for Youngsun— "Youngsun. You know what to do, right?" Youngsun brought her tongue to the crack of my buttocks. Receiving a rimjob and fellatio at the same time. I'd wanted to try this for a long time. "I'm not very good—but I'll try—" She said, working her tongue. Slurp—slurp— The only sound echoing in the quiet room was the sound of two women sucking. The unexpected pleasure made me moan involuntarily. Having two of my body's erogenous zones licked by tongues felt like heaven. Youngsun's tongue skills, in particular, had improved a lot. She puckered her lips to suck on my anus, while her tongue carefully teased the surrounding muscles. She was much better at rimjobs than fellatio. Charles, in front, repeatedly put my testicles, shaft, and pubic hair in and out of her mouth. My crotch was soaked with the two women's saliva. "So... who are you going to do it with first today?" Youngsun asked, briefly pulling her mouth away from my buttocks. "Today... how should I do it..." I grinned. Now, it was time for Youngsun to pay the price for acting rudely at the bar.