This Guy, Lee Si-hoo...? # 2
This Guy, Lee Si-hoo...? # 2
What the hell do you mean, try them on?!
You're telling me you're going to put them on right here, right now? My jaw's practically on the floor. I can't even process whether this makes any logical sense.
"Where exactly were you planning to try those on?"
"Here...?"
"Why the hell would you do it here, man!"
—GAH!
I shouted it, and Si-hoo yelped in shock.
"Kyaaak!"
"Why do you need to try them on!"
"I—I want to wear it too, okay! A bikini!"
I totally get the desire to wear a bikini, but wouldn't putting it on right here be a little too embarrassing?
"Fine! I'll give you that! But why are you asking me while showing me that?!"
"W-Well, about that..."
Again.
Si-hoo started talking while squirming like she was embarrassed and staring off at a distant mountain.
I still can't really get used to seeing Si-hoo like this.
"I thought... maybe I could find out whether it looks okay if someone sees it...?"
"Oh, for the love of."
So, in other words.
She's saying she wants to try on the bikini in front of me so I can judge whether it looks good or not.
This bastard... I know I'm her most comfortable friend, but she knows damn well I know she's a girl, and she's still trying to pull something this bold.
Way too defenseless!
"So, Geun-cheol, if you could just take a look..."
"Hey. Hey. Can't you just post a pic online with your face hidden?"
"What are you talking about! You think I'd do something like that?! You crazy bastard!"
"Hurk!"
Si-hoo went berserk and chucked a pillow at me. Naturally, I caught it and flung it right back against the wall.
"Anyway! You just happen to be here, Geun-cheol! So, uh!"
What on earth is she trying to...
"C-Can you take a look and tell me if it's okay...?"
Dead serious.
She's asking me while swallowing her embarrassment. Oh god, shit. What the hell is going on. I'm so shocked I can't even react.
"Hey, Si-hoo. Still, isn't that kind of embarrassing? A private viewing of Lee Si-hoo's bikini... it's clearly weird."
"You're just deliberately picking weird words to mess with me! Just getting an evaluation isn't a problem, is it?"
"Is that how it works?"
"Geun-cheol. Don't get any weird ideas. As a friend... I'm just asking you to evaluate it because I'm really curious what it feels like."
"This bastard."
"Actually, you're the only one I can ask for something like this. You're the only one who knows my secret."
Si-hoo said it like it was a real shame.
"Fine! To hell with it, I'll give you an evaluation!"
I have no choice but to do it now.
I'm the only person she can ask. Si-hoo probably wanted to enjoy, you know, that kind of life as a woman too, but she can't do any of it because she has to wear that male disguise. So a desire like that built up.
If that's the case, I should play along as her friend.
"Show me! I'll judge it!"
"Ah...!"
Si-hoo seemed touched and spoke up.
"Thanks, Geun-cheol!"
"Hey. But Si-hoo."
"Huh?"
"Did you go buy a women's bikini while disguised as a guy?"
"Huh? Yeah. I did. I went out and bought it today."
Crazy bastard.
"You must've been mistaken for some outrageous pervert, huh?"
"What do you mean!"
"A guy buying that kind of bikini, of course people are gonna look at you weird!"
"R-Really? Is that how it works?"
This white bikini is clearly not something a guy would buy. Looking at the shape of the fabric, it's kind of... bold.
But wait.
Isn't Si-hoo's chest pretty huge?
Whether that bikini can even cover it all is the question.
"Anyway, I'll go put it on!"
"Hey, hold on!"
—Kwoong!
Just as I was about to point something out, Si-hoo went into the bathroom. What the— Is she seriously going to put it on in there and come out? No, I guess there's nowhere else. I thought about it for a second.
—Sweok.
I can hear the sound of her changing clothes from inside the bathroom...!
I'm getting way too conscious of this!
Si-hoo was my best bro, but that turned out to be false, and worse, I ended up witnessing those gigantic breasts in their entirety. Maybe it's because of that. Just hearing the sound of her taking her clothes off right now...
—Hup!
It keeps popping up in my head!
Right now, Lee Si-hoo is undoing her male disguise. She's unwrapping the bandages she always keeps around her chest, revealing that huge thing?
This is seriously groundbreaking.
I briefly thought back to when we went to the beach. Leona's and Yu-ri's bikinis... those were also insanely destructive. I couldn't stop being aware of them. But Leona and Yu-ri were just purely there to have fun at the beach and wore swimsuits, so it wasn't really a thing.
Si-hoo, on the other hand, isn't even at the beach and she's doing all this just to get a bikini inspection. So it feels like way more of a thing.
—Kkiik.
Soon, the bathroom door opened.
"Geun-cheol...?"
A voice calling my name.
I have no choice but to look now.
I slowly lifted my head and looked at Si-hoo coming out of the bathroom.
"How is it...? Does it look good...?"
Uh.
Uhh.
"I asked if it looks good..."
Si-hoo was—
Currently wearing the white bikini. It's a pretty mature-looking bikini... but just as I expected, there seems to have been a sizing error. The straps and fabric of the bikini look like they're digging into her skin a little.
Above all... they're really big.
Just as I've seen before, her chest size is huge. Because of the bikini, her neatly gathered breasts are forming a deep valley. Letting my eyes drop from there, I see her slender waist and relatively developed hips.
Since she's only wearing the bikini bottom on her lower half, Si-hoo's hips and thigh line are completely visible.
An opportunity to stare this openly at that kind of figure doesn't come around often. No, it's basically impossible to see. But Si-hoo was asking me for an inspection right now...
"Geun-cheol, I'm super embarrassed right now, okay? S-So, can you please hurry up and say something...?"
"Well, about that. Uh... it looks good on you."
"Really?!"
"Hup."
She must have gotten excited when I said it looked good, because Si-hoo's voice lit up. At the same time, she moved her body slightly, which made the lines of her body shift.
No, but what kind of size is this.
It was almost enough to make me want to paint black splotches on that white bikini. If black spots appeared on that white base, it'd truly become a Holstein cow bikini. Something tells me that would look great on her.
"How does it look good?"
"Well, you know. It matches your figure pretty well."
"Heh, heheh. Really?"
"If you grew your hair out like that and went to the beach, I bet no one would recognize you."
"Really?"
Right now, Si-hoo has her body completely wrapped up tight and her hair cut short. If she did an image transformation here, completely dropped the male disguise, and grew out her hair?
Nobody would recognize her.
"But practically, growing it out is the problem. I don't think I can do that."
Si-hoo said it like she was disappointed.
Well, yeah. If she grew her hair out and stuff, she'd draw way too much aggro. A wig or something might work, but could she even put one on over her current state?
"Anyway, Si-hoo."
"Yeah?"
"Are you going to keep wearing that?"
Whatever the case, the fact that Si-hoo, a busty woman, is in a space with just the two of us wearing nothing but a bikini like that—it's a bit too distracting.
"If you stay like that, I honestly think it's no different from underwear..."
"Wha—What! No, Geun-cheol! It's a bikini, a bikini! What's the problem with that!"
"This isn't the beach!"
Wearing it at the beach is fine, but it's the kind of outfit that becomes a problem once you leave the beach! Sure, there might be some debate about where exactly that boundary lies, but no one would disagree that a bikini should be worn at the beach.
"If you wear it somewhere other than the beach, it's basically the same as underwear!"
You might not know this, but that's just how it is!
"If you say so...?"
Persuaded, Si-hoo tilted her head.
"Yeah. So hurry up and change! Staying like that makes you look like a pervert!"
"A pervert...!"
Wanting a bikini inspection is perverted, all right!
"You're the one having weird thoughts right now, Geun-cheol! You're the bigger pervert!"
"What, why me!"
"You even saw my breasts back then! Who are you calling a pervert!"
"That was! Uh! For interrogation purposes!"
I thought you were a monster back then, damn it!
"Calling it interrogation, my ass, you crazy Ham Woong-cheol-Geun-cheol!"
What—What did you say!
"You crazy bastard!!!"
I never thought I'd ever hear something more infuriating in my life than being compared to that bastard Mun Min!
Ham Woong-cheol-Geun-cheol, she said!
"Take that back!"
"No!"
"You little—!"
"Ha! Geun-cheol! Wanna fight? You still can't beat me!"
—Cheok!
In an instant, Si-hoo got a confident look on her face and took a fighting stance. But... taking a fighting stance in that bold bikini getup isn't threatening at all, it's just really weird!
"No, hey! Don't take a fighting stance while wearing a bikini!"
"What?"
"You look like a pervert who fights in nothing but a bikini!"
"Heurk?! Kyaak! D-Don't look at meeeee!"
As if her sense of shame only just kicked in, Si-hoo screamed and dropped her stance while covering her body with her hands and arms.
"You only just now feel shame? Hehehehe, as I thought, you're just an amateur woman, man, not a pro."
"Stop talking nonsense! You damn pervert, Kim Geun-cheol!"
"You're the one who put it on!"
—Kwaang!
Just like that, Si-hoo went back into the bathroom and started putting her male disguise back on. Ah, finally I can relax a little. Her being right in front of me like that is way too intense.
"Lee Si-hoo, you bastard! You're a Doppelganger Slime!"
"Stop bullshitting me!"
An irritated voice came from inside.
Anyway.
—Kkiik.
Soon, Si-hoo came back out. Her usual outfit. The look with chest bandages, shorts, and a boxy tee.
"Ugh...! Geun-cheol, you!"
"Shut up, man. Hey. Let's just eat."
"Fine... let's do that."
To break this awkwardness, we have to eat something. I went straight to the kitchen with Si-hoo and pulled out ingredients to throw together something decent.
"Hey... Geun-cheol?"
"What."
"Thanks."
This bastard was yelling just a minute ago and now she's saying thanks?
"What for?"
"When all's said and done, you're still the only one I can ask for stuff like this. It was... a bit of an unreasonable request, right? Thanks for looking at the bikini."
"Hey. What's a friend for. That much is a given, man."
"You think so?"
"Yeah."
I said it like it was nothing, but honestly, I was a little shaken. That bastard Lee Si-hoo rocks a bikini way too well.
It's all because her chest is big.