Vacation Beach Trip # 4
Vacation Beach Trip # 4
Splash!
My vision spun.
I plunged into the sea like a crashing missile. That damn Woo Yu-ri and her crazy ways. Who just throws a person into the ocean?
"Puha!"
I burst out of the water, gasping for air. As a superhuman, the water doesn't scare me. But I will get my revenge!
"There he is!"
I was still exhaling when I saw Yu-ri waving at me from way off. Unforgivable. No matter what, I was making her swallow seawater today.
"You bastard, Woo Yu-ri! Get ready! I'll break you apart!"
The moment I boldly declared war on the beach.
"Oh? You little shit, Kim Geun-cheol, daring to rebel? You're dead!"
Swish!
Suddenly, Yu-ri whipped off the cardigan that was covering her upper body!
"Huuh...!"
Honestly, I nearly choked!
How can she be so brazen? She threw off her cardigan like she didn't even care she was in a bikini.
Seriously... the amount of coverage isn't much different from underwear, so why does wearing a swimsuit make her that bold? I can't even understand it.
"Stay right there!"
Anyway, now in her bikini, Yu-ri burned with fighting spirit and started marching purposefully toward me. Her chest. Her chest was shaking. Unlike Si-hoo's, whom I thought was a guy, Yu-ri was a girl from the start, so the destructive power is way greater.
In that brief moment my eyes were stolen away.
Boom!
Yu-ri stomped on the beach and shot forward like a cannonball!
Whhhhoooosh!
Bikini Yu-ri is airborne!
"Uwaaaaaah! Get away! Get the hell away!"
Splash!
I threw water as hard as I could to stop Yu-ri's flight. Splash! The intense water stream I shot out slammed into Yu-ri's face. That made her crash into the sea, but...
Splash splash!
She immediately switched to swimming mode and came charging at me!
"Crazy! It's a shark!"
Her swimming was so powerful, water was spraying everywhere around her. Seeing that, my legs started trembling with inexplicable fear.
What happens to me if she catches me?
Flash!
The look in her eyes made it clear she was going to do something terrible to me!
"Uwaaaaaah! Help! Mommmmyyyy!"
Terrified, I screamed like a little girl and swam like mad to escape to the shore. Yu-ri was chasing after me like a lunatic...!
"You bastard, Kim Geun-cheol! Don't you stop there!"
But her physical stats are fucking crushing mine!
Yu-ri shot in like a torpedo and caught me!
Grab!
"Gotcha!"
"Agh!"
She ambushed me from behind, wrapping her arm around my neck and even coiling her legs around my waist to sink me...!
"Oh? You little shit, how dare you splash water on your master. Who told you you could do that! Huh!"
Her strength is too immense to resist. I sank, held captive by Yu-ri.
"Grrgrglle!"
Is this...
death?
I thought death might actually be kind of cozy. The warm sensation I felt on my back. I'm buried in it as I enter my grave... is what I'd say, but no!
"Puha!"
I nearly died!
The moment my head broke the surface, I exploded with a breath!
"Hey! Namsan! Are you Namsan! You're actually holding me down!"
"Oh? You got something to say?"
"Ack!"
Blurp bloop!
Yu-ri wrapped herself tightly around me again and dragged me under. This was insane...! She was completely all over me! It was literally underwater wrestling! In a normal situation, it might have been enjoyable, but this was way too dangerous!
"Help! Someone save me!"
"Hey! Try to break free! You think heroes only fight on land? You gotta handle the water too!"
"Don't train while we're on vacationnn...!"
I'm seriously gonna die at this rate!
"Leonaaaa!"
So the moment I called for Leona.
"Hyaah!"
I heard Leona's voice.
"Woo Yu-ri! Let go of him this instant! Get away from there! Are you trying to kill Kim Geun-cheol!"
"Hey! It's just a little joke, what do you mean killing him!"
"A frog dies when you throw a stone just for fuunn...!"
Was I the frog?
"Woo Yu-ri, your opponent is me! I'll finish you off! With this very beach wrestling!"
"What!"
Boom!
A huge impact hit me, and I was flung toward the shore. The moment I lifted my head and saw where Leona and Yu-ri were, my jaw just dropped.
"Holy crap!"
Splash!
Kabooom!
What the hell is this?
Powerful pillars of water were shooting up from the ocean. That's right. Leona and Yu-ri were in there, having a wrestling match that was practically a slugfest.
"Hyaht! I won't go easy on you, so come at me with everything you've got!"
"Kuhuk...! Oh, yeah! Hey! The winner here is the stronger one, right!"
"Of course!"
The underwater wrestling between Leona and Yu-ri, both just in their bikinis, was truly fierce.
Boom!
Both women ignited their warrior souls, grabbing and throwing each other into the water, even lifting and flinging each other headlong into the depths, creating water cannons and spray.
"Madness."
So that's what happens when superhumans play in the sea.
Splatter!
Not only that, seaweed and kelp were flying everywhere. It looked like an invasion from the deep sea, and I started searching for a steamship. That was how fiercely they were sparring.
I just can't take my eyes off it...!
I wonder if their bikinis might come off!
"Geun-cheol! What are you staring at!"
"What? No!"
Suddenly.
Whoosh!
My body rose into the air.
"You bastard, Lee Si-hoo!"
Si-hoo had picked me up and thrown me!
"Kuhuk!"
Without a moment to think, I slammed into the sea.
"Geun-cheol. Don't you think you were watching a little too openly? What are you trying to make people say!"
"Wha, what do you mean I was watching openly! I was just spectating a high-level spar! Anyway, Lee Si-hoo, you bastard, you're dead!"
I can't just live life getting beat up. I immediately pulled myself together, scrambled out of the water, and charged at Si-hoo.
"Ha! Geun-cheol, you still can't beat me!"
"Just try me! Dieeee!"
"Kyaat?!"
Grab!
The instant I got close to Si-hoo, I snatched her waistband like we were doing Korean wrestling.
I'll throw you just like this!
"No, no, no! Geun-cheol?! My pants right now - what are you doingg?!"
"Hey, dude! Don't make a sound like a girl! Right now, you're Lee Si-hoo, my guy friend I have to demolish!"
"Even sooo!"
No questions asked.
I instantly erupted with all my mana and hurled Si-hoo into the sea.
Splash!
Nice shot!
"Puha...! Geun-cheol, youuuu!"
Si-hoo, head now above water, glared at me and yelled.
"Heh heh heh."
Don't worry, Si-hoo.
I'm properly treating you like a male friend. So when you're with me... just relax. That's the ultimate consideration I can offer you as your friend.
Those jiggly lumps of fat... are really damn distracting though! Let's overcome it! As the only friend who knows Si-hoo's secret, I'll act as naturally as I can!
"Come on, Lee Si-hoo!"
"You're dead!"
Si-hoo came running at me with a fierce momentum.
So we're about to have a real beach wrestling brawl, huh?
Yeah. There was a bit of a commotion earlier, but throwing yourself into the sea and messing around, my mood has gotten better like it never happened. That's what the ocean is all about, right?
* * *
"Urgh."
Having ended up in an intense skin-to-skin wrestling match with Si-hoo, I got dunked in the sea multiple times and swallowed a ton of seawater.
"Really, Geun-cheol. This is punishment. Punishment. You know I'm a girl, and you still do that? Why do you keep grabbing my... my waistband..."
"Hey, hey. Did it come off? It's fine, man. Stuff like that can happen when friends mess around."
"What?"
"Don't worry about it."
A cool line.
"Si-hoo, you, man. You're my male friend until the end."
"What...?"
"So in front of me... you know. Don't be all anxious and stuff. I get everything. At least in front of me, you can be comfortable."
"Wha... What kind of...!"
Maybe she was moved, but Si-hoo's voice started to tremble.
Splash!
Right around then, Leona and Yu-ri, who had been going wild, came ashore.
"Oh! You're back! Done fighting? Who won!"
Who's today's winner?
"I won!"
"I won, dammit!"
"Woo Yu-ri, you were dunked 17 times!"
"Eh? You were underwater for over 10 minutes!"
They seriously never disappoint. Like women with true warrior souls, they can't admit defeat and keep insisting they each won.
"Hmm, then let's settle it with something else. How about crab catching?"
"Good!"
"Ah, so who won! Was it a tie?"
"Well, let's call it a tie."
"No. I won, actually?"
Seizing the moment Leona was trying to compromise, Yu-ri answered with a petty sneak attack.
"Then Yu-ri won."
"Aaaaaaah! Kim Geun-cheol! How can you just say 'she won' and move on! You should have watched the match properly and decided the winner!"
"No... how could I possibly watch all of that..."
Honestly, it's kinda weird if I keep staring.
"Why? Afraid to watch because the bikinis might come off?"
Yu-ri suddenly smirked and said that!
"No! What are you talking about!"
"This guy, totally."
"Wo, Woo Yu-ri, you! What are you saying!"
"Leona! Do something about Kim Geun-cheol here! He's targeting our bikinis!"
"Kyaaaaaaaaa!"
Give me a break!
"What are you screaming about again! Ah, man, using my body in the water made me freaking starving. Let's go eat."
I'm on the verge of starving to death.
"Yeah, we should. Take the luggage."
"Yes. Ah, before that. Here. Cardigans."
Right away I pulled the cardigans out of the luggage and held them out to Leona and Yu-ri.
"Oh. Thank you."
"Yeah."
Leona and Yu-ri took the cardigans and draped them on. But of course, since it's the beach, they don't put anything on their lower halves.
"Hm? Kim Geun-cheol? What is it?"
"Hmm? No. Nothing. Anyway, what are we eating?"
"I don't know. Let's decide as we go."
We immediately packed up the parasol, and I took all the luggage except for Si-hoo's stuff.
That retired hero earlier told us to eat there and drop his name, but I've got no intention of that. Like I'd mooch just because he's handsome? I'll pay with my own money.
But I'm a little torn on what to eat. Ah, since we came to the sea, you know. I'm kinda craving that spicy fish stew. Should I suggest we get that?
"No, Geun-cheol. Since you're carrying stuff anyway, take some of mine too."
"What nonsense is this? You're a dude, man!"
"Hyaht! Just take some of my stuff! Take it!"
Suddenly Si-hoo plopped her luggage on top of my chest!
"Oof!"
I clamped down with the insides of my arms to keep it from falling!
"Hey! What are you doing! Take it back! This is harassment!"
"You're only taking care of Leona and Yu-ri! I'm sulking!"
"How can a guy sulk...!"
"Hmph!"
