Kim Geun-cheol's Bizarre Adventure # 6
Kim Geun-cheol's Bizarre Adventure # 6
—swish, swish.
Kitty, in the body of a mature woman, is swaying her hips on my thigh, messing with me. What the hell am I supposed to do? I'm completely out of options...!
"Geun-cheol. Kitty doesn't wanna be punished."
She'd caught on perfectly—Kitty was practically drawing out the end of every syllable to provoke me.
This damn little brat, seriously!
She dares mess with me?
"Then get off! I said get off! Kitty, you get off me right now!"
"Kitty really get off?"
"Yeah!"
"Really get off? Geun-cheol?"
"What?"
Get off?
Wait a second.
If Kitty gets off my thigh right now... what actually happens? Let's analyze this coldly. Kitty, in her mature, soft, practically half-naked adult woman body, gets off.
And if she really starts messing with me and pushing me around.
I'm weaker than Kitty. What could I even do?
"Hm? Hm hm? Geun-cheol. Kitty get off?"
"Well..."
"Geun-cheol. Why'd you go so quiet all of a sudden? You were going on about spanking Kitty. Hehehe."
"Hey!"
My hands.
They're clenching up on their own!
Do I seriously hit this?
No.
I can't.
I've come to a sobering realization.
I cannot spank Kitty.
To be honest, spanking a kid is something you do when they're a brat and you're disciplining them, but how the hell do you just spank a fully grown young woman on the butt! If she turned back into a brat, that's different, but in her current state, even touching her is dangerous!
"Clothes! Do something about your clothes first!"
"Ah, the clothes got too short. Geun-cheol."
"Get dressed and then we'll talk!"
No, I mean, her body got bigger but the clothes stayed the same! What used to be a dress is now a seriously... questionable top. It's literally become a missing-pants fashion disaster...!
"You little punk, if you don't put clothes on right now...!"
"Okay. I'll put them on."
—shhhk.
Suddenly, Kitty's clothes began to grow. The dress expanded to an appropriate size and stopped growing.
"Oh, I can finally breathe!"
Now I can at least manage where I look.
"So... I'll get off now?"
"Get off. You put clothes on, so it's fine. Ugh, seriously, what am I supposed to do with this damn brat? Kitty, do you really want to get in huge trouble with me?"
I dropped my head into my hand and said it.
"It can't be helped, Geun-cheol."
Kitty, standing in front of me, leaned her upper body forward... and why does my eye keep getting drawn to her cleavage? Anyway, Kitty spoke while posed like that.
"What can't be helped."
"You said Kitty was hateful. Tormenting nice Kitty like that. Said you gave me a present, but then you spanked Kitty. Geun-cheol."
"Hey, listen, that was—"
"So Kitty's gonna make things really hard for Geun-cheol."
"What!"
—shwwoop!
In that instant, Kitty reached out with both hands. I immediately spread my combat senses. Her target is my shoulders! Right now, she's trying to grab my shoulders and shove me down onto the bed!
So what happens then?
"Hup!"
First, I block!
—fwap!
I thrust out my own hands, catching Kitty's hands as she tried to push my shoulders down, and I interlaced my fingers with hers.
"Geun-cheol."
"Ack! Hey! Hey! Don't use your strength!"
Instantly, an extreme struggle of strength began. Kitty had exerted her power to try and pin me down...!
—jiggle.
As a result, Kitty's full breasts, covered in a flimsy one-piece, wobbled! No, seriously, a visual attack is just unfair! And on top of that, some strange scent is wafting off her...!
"Why the hell are you so strong!"
—hup!
I clenched my molars and shoved against Kitty's hands.
Seriously, Kitty's strength is no joke. She's in a contest of strength with me, and I'm bigger than her, and she's still holding me down.
Is this because she's a monsterkin after all?
Losing a battle of strength to Kitty? It wounds my pride, but I don't have time to care about that right now!
"Kitty, please come back! Come back to the adorable Kitty you used to be!"
"You don't like this look?"
"I'm seriously going to get mad!"
"What happens when Geun-cheol really gets mad? Hm?"
"That's—!"
At that moment.
—hwaaak!
In the end, Kitty overpowered me with sheer force.
"Guahk!"
Just like that, my back hit the mattress, and in that instant, Kitty exerted some strange power that forced me to lie flat in a perfectly stiff posture on the bed.
"Kitty?!"
And then, climbing on top of me, she wrapped her arms around me!
"What are you doing!"
"Geun-cheol. Hug me."
"No!"
"Why not? You hugged me before. Hm? Hm hm?"
A voice dripping with laughter...!
"That was because back then, well, you were a little kid!"
"Ahh, so Geun-cheol actually likes the little kid look after all?"
"Saying dangerous stuff that people could overhear!"
It's fine to hug a brat, but pulling a full-grown young woman into your arms is seriously problematic!
"Geun-cheol. Treat Kitty a little more tenderly."
"I will! I really will, so—!"
"Really? Thanks, Geun-cheol."
—squeeze.
Saying that, Kitty hugged me a little tighter and rubbed her face against my ear.
This is not cute at all!
She's messing with me and seducing me!
And Kitty, who was still young and didn't know anything, was running wild right then just because she's temporarily gained a psychological advantage by turning her body into a grown-up!
"Kitty! Did you ever get sex ed?!"
"Uhh? What's that?"
"You little punk! Go tell your sister right now and ask whether this is good behavior or bad behavior!"
"Don't wanna tell her."
Crazy!
This is why education is important!
This brat's trying to hug and cling to a man who isn't even family!
"Geun-cheol. Kitty gave you a present too, but you were mean. So this is punishment."
"You started it!"
"Was it? Hm? Was it?"
"Hguahk!"
She's getting more and more aggressive...!
That was the instant it happened.
—creeeak.
The sound of a door opening.
"Geun—"
A familiar voice reached me. In that moment, I couldn't properly identify whose voice it was. Rescue? Or total ruin? Not even a second passed.
Countless thoughts flickered through my head.
"...cheol?"
I turned my head to the side.
The owner of the voice was none other than Si-hoo.
"Si-hoo!"
Didn't this asshole blow off our movie plans and go home?!
"Home?!"
"I, well... things wrapped up earlier than I, than I thought... so... Geun-cheol...?"
Si-hoo, looking at me with a rigid face.
—tuk.
The bag of chicken they'd been holding dropped to the floor. Watching such a precious thing fall and all I can do is watch.
"What in the world is..."
That's right.
Poised above me was Kitty, the blonde beauty, still in position. In a very light outfit. And on my bed, no less. After subduing me and climbing on top.
"Ah. This is bad."
"Hey. You."
"I'll head back now. Geun-cheol. You understand?"
A chill bored into my cochlea.
That was a warning.
A warning not to talk—no, fuck! How exactly am I supposed to cover this up!
"Huh? W-wait! Geun-cheol! The thing on top of you! It's not human—"
—bzzzz.
The moment Si-hoo's voice pierced the space, a gate formed behind Kitty's back! Kitty floated up as if sucked into it!
—fwap!
Si-hoo kicked off the floor!
—shwaaaak!
Si-hoo flew in like a fighter jet, wrapping their entire body in mana, and just as they were about to launch an attack, Kitty slipped fully inside the gate, and the gate vanished.
—thud.
And so, Si-hoo landed on top of me instead.
"Hey. Si-hoo."
"Geun-cheol."
Si-hoo, their face dead serious, looked down at me.
"You."
"Th-that's... well."
"You—what the hell kind of stuff have you been getting up toooooooooh!!!"
—grab!
Si-hoo grabbed both of my ears and screamed like a ghost, yanking on them!!!
"Yaaaaaahk!"
* * *
That's how, after a brief scolding while still on the bed, I ended up sitting across from Si-hoo at the table.
"Geun-cheol. You're hiding something."
"Well... it's less hiding and more like... I got swept up in it somehow."
"Swept up?"
Si-hoo stared at me like a detective conducting an interrogation.
No.
But how do I really explain this? Si-hoo will believe me. I can be sure of that. We're best friends. But even believing someone has its limits!
"Haa."
When I dropped my head, Si-hoo let out a sigh.
"Geun-cheol. Spill everything. I'll believe you for now."
"You'll believe me?!"
"I don't think Geun-cheol is a liar."
"This guy's a saint, a saint!"
Even after seeing that, they said they'd believe me!
"You talk like an angel! But know that you're gonna get it if you don't spill it right! Geun-cheol, hurry up and talk properly!"
That's the way.
"That. No matter how you look at it, that wasn't human. At first I wondered if you'd smuggled some blonde woman into the dorms, Geun-cheol, but I could tell right away it wasn't human."
"..."
"And a gate? A gate?! You think that makes any sense? At the very least, there's no Awakened in this world who can handle gates! That thing's a monsterkin! Geun-cheol! I'm telling you, that was a monsterkin!"
They know everything...
"Any human colluding with a monsterkin gets branded a villain, no questions asked! You get that! I don't know what the hell you got tangled up in, but Geun-cheol, tell me the truth! You could actually get hauled off!"
"Th-that can't happen! Si-hoo! Please save me!"
"Of course I'm not going to report you, Geun-cheol. But Geun-cheol. If you really have some connection to a monsterkin... it's genuinely dangerous. If we need to destroy evidence, we need to start now."
Why are they so reliable?
Just watching Si-hoo give me advice with those serious eyes makes my heart settle down.
"Snff...! I really did pick myself one hell of a friend!"
"Save the sentiment!"
If anyone had to catch me, I'm glad it was Si-hoo.
Anyway.
I'd better repay Si-hoo's goodwill. But if I reveal everything, I'll be in danger. So, roughly. I just need to explain this well enough without getting on the bad side of Kitty or Void Princess.
"Si-hoo. Okay, listen carefully. You can't tell anyone about this. Got it? If you do, I'm in danger."
"Honestly, I think you should ask for help from the grown-ups right now. But Geun-cheol. If there's a situation... I'll follow your lead. So hurry up and explain."
Si-hoo uncrossed their arms and sighed.
"Seriously."
Then they scratched their head as if frustrated.
"What kind of mess did this idiot get into."
Alright then, let's make some excuses.
Cold sweat poured off me in torrents.
