Utterly Defeated
I'd sworn to the viewers that I'd give it everything I had. And yet, in less than three minutes, I'd gotten completely destroyed.
"I lose, you bastards. Can we please just stop now..."
The second I lost, those damn viewers immediately launched into full roast mode.
I let out a sigh and made a heartfelt plea.
"Please, for the love of god, do not go around telling people you watch my stream. You're going to make me sound like some kind of freak."
I genuinely wanted nothing to do with these irredeemable sexual degenerates.
Want to know which question took these sex-obsessed maniacs the longest to solve?
A perfectly ordinary cat.
Just once, as a test, I'd set the answer to "cat" and drawn a pure, innocent little feline. It took them a full minute to figure it out!
How do you look at a cat and not see a cat? How is sexual desire the first thing that comes to mind?
That alone was enough to call them completely unhinged — and among them were lunatics who looked at the cat I'd drawn and saw a sexual object.
Just thinking about it made my head spin.
Those psychopaths were my viewers. Those absolute pervert bastards were the ones dutifully offering up their Jeong-gi, stream after stream.
I rubbed the back of my stiffening neck and started drawing the final picture.
"Last question. I'm ending the stream after this one, okay? And you all know exactly whose fault that is."
The announcement that I was ending the stream split the chat into several camps — but the moment I started drawing, they all united as one and began guessing the answer.
...Still, mixing abstract and realistic elements this time seems to be working. They're not getting it right away.
Yeah. This is how content stays fun. If they nail it the second I put down one stroke, where's the entertainment in that?
Undeterred by the game's janky drawing tools, I poured everything into the illustration — and for the first and last time that night, I managed to produce a proper picture.
"Well, you did at least show some consideration since it was the last round. So? Are you holding back on purpose, or can you genuinely not figure it out?"
I tossed the question at the chaotic chat, and the viewers started dissecting the drawing, piecing together their theories.
One viewer must have cracked it — they even threw in a donation just to deliver the answer.
The moment the donation hit, the correct answer lit up on the Mind Catch screen. I praised the viewer who'd gotten it — and as a special reward, slapped them with a one-day ban.
"That was a genuinely perfect interpretation, you vulgar little shit. As a token of my appreciation for the sexual harassment, here's a complimentary one-day ban, okay? Go take a little break."
I watched the chat erupt over that righteous verdict against one sexual deviant, then waved goodbye to the viewers and called the stream.
"That's it for today's broadcast, okay? Next stream schedule... I'll post it once I figure out the time! Bye, everyone~"
Ah, right. Almost forgot.
"Hit that Latube subscribe button on your way out."
Perfect.
At the very hour a seductive nine-tailed fox finished toying with her viewers and ended her stream—
In a hidden temple on an island completely cut off from the outside world, a woman with beautiful jade-green hair appeared in a burst of light.
She began toying with the body of the blonde woman waiting before the altar, and slowly parted her lips.
"It's been a while, July. Have you been well in my absence?"
"Of course, my Goddess. I have been living quite comfortably, legs stretched out and at ease."
"That's truly a shame. I was rather hoping you'd been aching for me."
As the jade-haired woman voiced her disappointment, the blonde firmly rejected the goddess's wandering hands.
"I prefer the vigorous up-and-down exercise performed atop a man over the tedious fondling that goes on between women. Once Your Divinity has tasted a man for yourself, I'm certain those thoughts will vanish."
"Heh. Is that so? I suppose we'll just have to wait and see. Every being has its own preferred flavor of lust, after all. By the way, July?"
The goddess looked down at her saintess, brow furrowed.
"You've acquired quite a few new toys since I last saw you. And rather nasty ones, at that."
"Nasty? I'll have you know they're quite excellent specimens. Skilled in the bedroom, and extremely high practical utility."
The saintess rattled the leash in her hand, boasting with full confidence. The goddess simply shook her head.
"Oh, their utility is certainly high — I'll give you that. A well-endowed shota incubus, a werewolf locked in permanent heat, and a multipurpose slime to round it out. You only picked the premium stock."
The goddess drew close to the saintess and whispered, soft and sweet.
"Remember this: keep using monsters and demonkin as toys, and one day you may find yourself enthralled by them instead. And do you recall what I told you before?"
"...Always use them in moderation, then discard them."
"Exactly. Always keep those words in mind. Spirit beasts and sacred creatures are fine — but when it comes to demonkin and monsters, you must abide by that rule. Understood?"
The goddess smiled brightly, ceased her teasing of the saintess, and began strolling out of the chapel at a leisurely pace.
July hurried after her and carefully posed a question.
"If I may ask — what brings you to the lower world? I believe you once said it was dreadfully dull compared to other places..."
"Ahh, something entertaining has been unfolding down here for once. I dropped by to pick up a new toy, plus one rather special little something."
"A special something... surely you don't mean to touch a spirit beast? You yourself said that meddling with those carelessly leads to catastrophe."
"'Carelessly,' yes. From what I've seen, it looks safe enough. But just in case—"
The goddess patted the stiff-faced saintess on the shoulder and issued her command.
"July. You will go there yourself, assess the risk factors, and report back to me."
"Couldn't Your Divinity simply go and abduct it directly? Why must I—"
"That is an order. Do not talk back, July."
The instant the words left the goddess's mouth, a pure-white carnal seal bloomed across the saintess's lower abdomen. July immediately cried out in a vulgar moan and began writhing on the floor.
"Nnnh?! Hah-nnnh...! I— I re...! Ahhhn♡ I s-submit to your commaaaand...! So please... release this seal, I beg of yooou♡"
"See? If you'd just listened from the start instead of talking back, none of this would have happened. Consider that your punishment. Stay like that for one hour."
The goddess watched with open delight as her lust-broken saintess suffered for a full hour. When the time was up, she approached the pleasure-wrecked woman, released the seal, and spoke.
"You finally look ready to carry out orders. You'll listen now, won't you, July?"
"Y-yes... of course I will..."
The saintess barely managed to stand, legs trembling and buckling from the aftershocks of pleasure, and carefully asked the goddess who was already departing the temple one last question.
"My Goddess? I have no intention of defying your command, but... may I ask why you aren't simply going there yourself, as you usually would?"
The goddess answered with a radiant smile.
"Just a bad feeling, that's all."
If I go right now... I get the sense I'd end up turned into something that isn't me.