2. Online Warlord Yoon Seo-ah (1)
2. Online Warlord Yoon Seo-ah (1)
2. Internet Lu Bu Yoon Seo-ah (1)
After that general education class ended, I frantically returned home.
On the way home, a woman even asked for my number, but adapting to university was already overwhelming, so I declined.
"Haa..."
Perhaps because it was the first day of university, the unfamiliar environment and new experiences accumulated mental fatigue. I dragged my exhausted body and flopped onto the bed.
Whenever I came home, my mom would always nag me to wash up and lie down, but now, far from nagging, there wasn't a single person in the house.
'I wonder if Mom and Dad are doing well.'
As thoughts of my family and my mother, who had witnessed the car accident right before her eyes, stirred my heart, a single person suddenly came to mind.
'Come to think of it, I had one family member, didn't I?'
It was Park Ga-hyeon, the older sister of the original body's owner. I manipulated my phone, went into the message app, and checked out her profile.
'Perhaps because she resembles the owner of this body, she's really pretty.'
She might be family to the owner of this body, but to me, she was practically a complete stranger, so she appeared as a woman before being a family member.
Bul-luk -
I started to get a little horny. Since masturbating when completely exhausted was the best, I didn't hesitate, turned my body to lie straight, and went to a site I frequently visited. As if accustomed, I fiddled with my crotch, exploring today's "side dish."
'It really is huge, just as I thought.'
The events of the day flashed through my mind. Thinking of the women who had whispered about me, I started to get a little horny.
'They were pretty too... Ah, I should've at least tried talking to them.'
Of course, I was someone who didn't even have the courage to talk to them, but in my imagination, I was the super alpha male Park Ga-ram.
'Ah, I want to have sex.'
As I was thinking about what kind of reaction a woman would show if I put this giant dick into her, I suddenly realized something and shot up.
'I can just do it for real, can't I..?'
I had forgotten that this was the Reversed World and almost took care of it myself without thinking.
As if possessed, I entered the Sexual Counseling Board that I had visited earlier in the day.
[Is there a man to meet right now?]
[Where do men like to be touched?]
[163 51 70C]
[I'm in a hurry, anyone want to meet now?]
[Women, please send a message ;;]
Perhaps because it was evening, the board was much more active than during the day. While there were occasional posts that seemed to be written by men, there were almost no posts that appeared as clearly purposeful as those written by women.
'How pathetic...'
I scrolled down further, refreshed, and looked through the posts one by one.
'This one's a bit disappointing... This one's chat already makes them seem ugly.'
When demand was low, each person I chatted with was precious, but this is the Reversed World. Moreover, I'm a handsome man, and my dick is even big. In fact, with this level of looks, I would have been able to do whatever I wanted even in the original world. Because of this, I was carefully looking through the women to message, with a confidence I hadn't had before.
'Oh? Something... like I've seen it somewhere...'
It suddenly occurred to me that my pickiness was like that of women in the original world. I remembered my past self, who would desperately cling to every single message from a woman. Just then, one post caught my eye.
[I'm really, really desperate, please, someone help me?]
Among them, there was one person who looked truly desperate and pathetic.
'Heh... I understand that feeling a hundred times over...'
Identifying with that post, I sent a message to the author.
[Hello]
[Hello, are you a man?]
Honestly, a reply came in just 2 seconds. I don't know how desperate she was. Seeing that she roughly asked if I was a man, I assumed she was a woman and replied.
[Yeah, I'm a man]
[Ah haha, hello, introduce yourself]
It was an introduction that could almost be called a common practice at the beginning. Even in the original world, we would first ask each other to introduce ourselves, and sometimes it would even escalate into a battle of wills over who would introduce themselves first. Of course, I had no intention of playing hard to get like the women who used to test me.
Chalkak -
'Wow... this face, even if I just roughly take a picture, it still looks handsome.'
And so, without hesitation, I sent the fresh, hot photo I had just taken.
[Photo]
[?]
"Puh-hat..."
A laugh escaped me at her flustered chat. They say a handsome man is at the top of the food chain in the world of men and women. Soaked in a sense of superiority, I grinned to myself and replied. Or rather, I was about to reply.
[Whose picture did you steal?]
'?'
It was an unexpected reaction. Well, with a face like mine, it wouldn't be strange even if someone claimed it was stolen. Understanding that feeling a hundred times over, I replied with the thought of comforting this poor woman.
[No lol it's really me. Want to meet now?]
[Don't lie, it's obviously stolen from somewhere;]
[Ah, seriously, do only these fucking idiots come here?]
[Hey, is it fun to act like a Netkama? Seriously, I'm already pissed off with so many fucking idiots, just get lost.]
'This fucking bitch? Even if it's me, getting cursed at like this is a bit annoying.'
As I was getting angry at the opponent's intense reaction, without even a chance to reply, a brilliant idea flashed through my mind.
'Should I tease her a bit?'
With a ballpoint pen scattered carelessly on the desk, I wrote the three characters 'It's me' on a sticky note and attached it to my cheek. Then, I took another photo with the exact same composition. It was subtly different, but almost the same angle.
[Photo]
[...It was really you?]
'Gotcha! She fell for it.'
I kindly replied again to the flustered woman.
[Yeah, of course it's me~ You show me a picture too]
[My picture? Ah, that's a bit difficult...]
[Isn't it unfair if only I show mine and you don't show yours?]
[That's true, but...]
[If you don't show me, I won't meet you]
[Ah, just a moment, I'll go pick a photo]
Once I properly authenticated that I was a man, she quickly became docile. She must be quite desperate.
'Though I'm no different...'
As I was having such useless thoughts, a photo arrived.
[Photo]
'Pretty... huh?'
The woman in the photo was truly beautiful. A pretty woman with a black bob and an impressive tear mole. The only problem was that she was Yoon Seo-ah, whom I had seen that morning.
"Yoon Seo-ah?"
There was no doubt. There aren't many women that pretty, and her tear mole was so impressive that I remembered her clearly. Perhaps because of that, the fact that she was a classmate from the same department put a brake on my brain, making me hesitate about doing "this and that" with her. Yoon Seo-ah might spread rumors, and awkward situations would definitely arise every time we met in the future. I imagined encountering her awkwardly in the department building hallway. Her cat-like eyes staring at me awkwardly, and the seductive tear mole beneath them. Her sharp jawline and large breasts. As I thought about her voluptuous body...
'Even better!'
What if some rumors spread? Right now, more than such trivial things, I want to have sex with a pretty woman. Intensely. Like an absolute animal.
'Just you wait...'
[Hey... did you see it? The photo?]
Perhaps because I hadn't replied, lost in my imagination. Yoon Seo-ah's slightly anxious appearance was so contrasting to her earlier angry self that I inadvertently thought she was cute.
'Still, being cheeky is being cheeky.'
Meeting was meeting, and I decided to continue with the idea I had earlier.
[Yeah, I saw it. You're really pretty]
[Thanks... you're handsome too]
[And I'm sorry for cursing earlier...]
[No, it's okay]
[Okay haha, so where should we meet?]
[Because]
[Huh?]
I felt like laughing a little.
[I'm a woman]
[Don't joke around]
[That photo earlier was AI]
[Really a woman??]
I wonder if 10 seconds of silence passed without a reply. Immediately, a reply came from Yoon Seo-ah.
[Ah, you fucking piece of shit#$#%^$&]
Seeing every curse word I knew come out, I burst into laughter, feeling exhilarated.
'Ah, this is fucking hilarious.'
Even while laughing like that, I still needed to have sex, so I decided to scare Yoon Seo-ah a bit to prevent her from blocking me and running away.
[You're Yoon Seo-ah, right?]
[Hey, don't leave. I'll spread rumors, okay?]
There was no reply for over a minute. She probably felt like her heart had just sunk.
[Who are you?]
[Who do you think?]
Again, no reply. This truly refreshing and thrilling feeling. It felt like it would become a habit.
[I'm sorry, please don't spread rumors]
[Just with words?]
[...Then what do you want me to do?]
[Come to the front of the dormitory]
[To meet...?]
[Yeah, as a sign of apology, have sex with me]
My crotch swelled up. Just having this kind of conversation with a woman was quite a turn-on.
'She wouldn't report me for sexual harassment, would she?'
Although it's the Reversed World, the social norms I know might be different. From what I've seen so far, there probably wouldn't be any problems, but I was still a little anxious about possibly getting reported.
[What????? Are you a lesbian???? I can't do that]
Ironically, her reaction was not much different from a man's in the original world, making my brief anxiety pointless.
'Phew... fucking nervous.'
[I could be a man, couldn't I?]
[Really?]
[Seo-ah, are you fooled again!!!!]
Again, no reply. It was clear she was angry but couldn't type it out in the chat. Perhaps she was taking time to calm down, as a reply came a little later.
[I just need to go out, right? Promise you won't spread rumors]
[lololol No sex?]
[Ah, come on]
[Alright lol just come out quickly]
Yoon Seo-ah's reaction was so amusing that I wanted to tease her more, but regardless, I was also in a hurry, so I quickly readjusted the position of my dick, assumed a somewhat awkward posture, and set off for the meeting place.