Chapter 6
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 6
Chapter Title: The Plan is Canceled
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The plan is canceled.
About fifteen years ago now.
I'd just graduated high school, right at that age where you're agonizing over where to go next.
A crucial turning point that would decide my career for life.
My regular admission scores back then averaged a 1.02 grade.
Whether it was Yonsei, Korea University, or Sungkyunkwan, just submitting an application would've stamped me with acceptance anytime.
Full scholarships were a given, and no one would've batted an eye if I'd enrolled as a top scholarship student with those scores.
My shining future was right there, close enough to touch if I reached out.
But my heart couldn't give less of a fuck about some brilliant future like that.
What completely devoured my gaze back then was always just one person.
The Magical Girl Pink Lumina, and no one else.
And so.
Kim Taegon, age 19.
His first step into the world wasn't some oiled-up university lecture hall or a fancy lab.
The very first door I knocked on was the group called the enemy of every Magical Girl in the world, the symbol of evil itself.
The Villain Alliance.
Of course, there were other paths.
If I'd joined a government Magical Girl management agency, I could've fought alongside Lumina as her teammate.
In fact, ever since Magical Girls were institutionalized in the early 20th century, countless guys had lined up for that route.
Men can't become Magical Girls, so they become their 'supporters' instead.
Handling gear, providing tactical support, watching their backs on the battlefield, that sort of thing.
A stable, sensible path.
But I had zero patience for some boring-ass route like that.
Even if I spent years learning skills, got my diploma, and clawed my way up from the bottom... there was no guarantee I'd end up right next to Pink Lumina, the dream I was chasing.
Fuck that, and what I wanted wasn't just being some mere colleague anyway.
I wanted to be her 'husband,' her 'master,' her 'dildo'—that kind of overflowing love relationship.
So I chose the Villain Alliance.
Even starting as a lowly grunt, the front lines were always wide open and hot.
The thrill of at least running into Lumina once—that's what drove me insane.
'Fuck it, I was born to fuck Lumina anyway.'
And so my first step into society wasn't a university gate, but the Villain Alliance headquarters.
...And time passed.
Now I'm in my mid-thirties.
One of the Villain Alliance executives, responsible for wrangling hordes of small-time villains.
Me, who'd started out as just some 'pathetic otaku fuck,' had climbed all the way to a position where I could go toe-to-toe with Lumina.
Magical Girls never know when a villain might pop up, so they're on standby from the crack of dawn—it's routine.
Villains, the ones 'causing' the incidents, get to start whenever they feel like it.
Showing up to work an hour or two late? No big deal.
That's the difference between villains and Magical Girls.
Thanks to that, Sora was always the one bustling around in the mornings.
Even though she sometimes stared blankly upon remembering her husband was a top Villain Alliance executive, work was work.
As the big sister of the Magical Girl world and a role model for the juniors, she couldn't let a single blemish mar her career.
So I shoved my wife out the door, even if I had to force her.
Then, left alone in the house, I started cleaning up the battlefield from last night's 'sincere breeding sex' marathon that'd gone till dawn.
From the soaked bed sheets to the living room, bathroom... I sweated bullets scrubbing every corner of the place.
By the time I finally finished, it was already afternoon with the sun high in the sky.
Only then did I straighten up my clothes and head to my destination for the day.
It looked like your standard large hospital bustling with patients on the outside, but among those in the know, it was called the Villain Alliance's 65th Branch.
The director there—and one of the Alliance executives—was the Absorbing Witch.
I arrived at the door of the director's office where she was waiting.
Knock knock.
"Hm? Who's there?"
The voice from inside dripped with a sticky oiliness mixed with honeyed sensuality.
"It's me. Absorbing Witch."
The door opened, and it was instantly clear that the white coat was just a rag loosely draped over her naked body.
Her curves were vulgarly on display, and through the gaping front, her cleavage taunted like it was begging, 'Come suck on these.'
Her silver hair gleamed under the indoor lights like strands soaked in cum, and her ruby eyes smoldered with a seductive heat that could melt and swallow a cock in one gulp.
The smile on her lips wasn't the reassuring grin of a doctor—it was the predatory smirk of a whore born to suck dick.
"Oh my~ Mr. Kim Taegon. Coming to see me in person like this—such a rare occasion."
She beckoned sweetly, but the gesture subtly screamed, 'Come defile my body already.'
In the face of that overwhelming aura, any average guy would've been on his knees by now.
But this kind of temptation did fuck-all to me.
Why? Because my cock was wired to get hard for Pink Lumina and her alone.
"You're here about that strategy I mentioned before, right?"
"Yes. You told me to capture Pink Lumina and neutralize her with the 'Mana Theft Orgasm Kiss.'"
"Right, and I'd been preparing accordingly..."
I paused for a moment, then calmly shook my head.
"I'm not going through with that plan anymore."
"W-what... WHAT?!"
The Absorbing Witch's ruby eyes shook wide in an instant.
Those lips that always curved in a sultry smile to melt men were now dumbly agape and frozen solid.
The incarnation of sensuality who could've turned any man into a cum dispenser in seconds looked downright cute, shocked by my single sentence.
"W-why?! It was just the other day you were boasting about it at the executive meeting!"
Yeah, true.
Hell, I couldn't even remember how many times I'd done it by now.
But just a few days ago at the executive meeting, like always, I'd slammed the table and bellowed at the top of my lungs.
"I'll turn Pink Lumina into my personal onahole with this cock!"
The villain executives in the room had cheered like crazy.
Even I thought, damn, that sounded badass.
So now that I'd wiped my mouth clean and declared the plan scrapped, no wonder the Absorbing Witch's eyes were bugging out.
"Canceling out of nowhere... D-don't tell me you didn't like my proposal from before?"
The Absorbing Witch—real name Yoo Ja-geum.
She's a seductive witch who's lived by draining men's essence, but she also wears the mask of this hospital's 'director.'
Right now, she was putting on the face of a concerned doctor fretting over a patient's health.
Her eyes looked ready to insist on a full checkup any second.
I waved off that gaze and continued calmly.
"Nothing like that. Truth is... I ended up meeting Pink Lumina in person."
"W-what?! Face-to-face with that Pink Lumina?!"
"Yep. And seeing as how I'm standing here perfectly fine... you can probably guess the rest."
The Absorbing Witch's red eyes flashed.
"You... conquered that pink bitch's pussy at last?!"
I shrugged.
"To be precise, I caught her but let her slip away. I definitely fucked her once, but she bolted right after. Still, I left my mark. No need for the Alliance to mobilize big-time now. I can handle it solo."
"Stealing Pink Lumina's pussy... As expected of you, Executive. Packing a monster down there!"
To be exact, popping her cherry was old news by a long shot.
Anyway.
Watching the Absorbing Witch click her tongue in admiration, I couldn't help rubbing my nose.
Memories of pounding my wife's pussy last night were bubbling back up.
But I hadn't come here just to brag.
I steadied my breath and got to the point.
"So, Absorbing Witch. About that small-time villain I mentioned before—the one tailing Pink Lumina without permission... Any leads on who he is?"
"Ah, yes. I was actually about to contact you with news on that."
She nodded smoothly.
"Originally, I planned to use those punks touching Pink Lumina without your say-so as bait for a bigger play. But..."
"No need now."
I cut her off firmly.
"Lumina's already in a state where I can have her anytime. Time to clean up all the worthless fucks running wild."
Even after registering with the Villain Alliance, there are always those who ignore orders from above and rampage on their own.
Ambition-blinded idiots who don't know their place.
Usually, they get quietly wiped out.
At first, their meddling created openings with Pink Lumina, so I'd let it slide for chances to slip in.
But things were different now.
Now that I knew Pink Lumina was my wife, there was zero reason to let those scum live.
If those worthless pieces of trash put even the slightest risk on Sora because of it? The mere thought made me fucking sick.
As her husband, I couldn't just stand by.
That's when the Absorbing Witch chuckled low.
"Perfect timing. We caught one who'd gotten right up next to Pink Lumina."
"Right next to her... Then he doesn't get to die easy."
"Yes. The problem is... he's sharper than he looks. Made an 'alliance' with someone else."
I raised an eyebrow.
"Alliance?"
"Yes. That punk didn't ally with another villain—he joined hands with a Magical Girl."
"...Hoo."
Interest started creeping up.
The self-righteous Magical Girl society, all prim and proper under their justice facade, pulling shady shit like teaming up with villains behind the scenes.
Yeah, good call joining the Villain Alliance.