Chapter 3
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 3
Chapter Title: My Wife is Surprisingly Lewd
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My wife's naked body was, of course, a familiar sight to me, her husband.
The body I'd seen during our monthly "obligatory sex" for making a baby, or the occasional glimpse when she'd come out of the shower first and was drying off with a towel.
So up until now, my assessment had been just one thing.
"Pretty." That was it.
But today was different.
Ever since the moment I realized that body wasn't just my wife's—it was the body of humanity's hero, the magical girl Pink Lumina.
I hugged her from behind in the bathtub.
What pressed against my arms was an unbelievably lewd embrace.
Breasts so massive that even one hand couldn't fully grasp them, with reddish areolas peeking between and nipples jutting out bright red.
Plump, jiggling ass cheeks that seemed to scream "grab and shake me," and even with some sparse pubic hair, a pussy so clean and glistening it was hard to believe it only saw action once a month.
Fuck, was our Sora packing a body this slutty?
Not even the top ace from a decent brothel could beat this magical girl's vulgar figure.
And then there was that old wives' tale.
Women past thirty start smelling like a chicken coop down there.
But what assaulted my nose right now was the sweet, sticky scent of her arousal.
I couldn't hold back and buried my nose in it, sniffing deeply.
"D-Darling...! What are you doing right now?!"
"Huh? Just sniffing my pretty wife's pussy. Got a problem with that?"
"Yeah! A huge one! You suddenly want to shower together, and today you're being so... aggressive... no, straight-up perverted!"
I chuckled casually and sat Sora down at the edge of the tub.
As I knelt on the bathroom floor, her crotch was right in my face.
Now the real fun began.
I squeezed out some shaving cream and slathered it generously around her pussy.
White foam bubbled up, pressing her curly pubes flat against her skin.
It was a sign of neglect—but also the raw, human side of "Sora," not the magical girl.
But my mind was fixed on one thing.
This was the forbidden pussy I'd only ever glimpsed from afar, barely visible when her costume tore in battle.
And now I could enjoy it up close, completely defenseless.
I finally gave in to impulse.
Mid-spread of the cream, I shoved my face right in and smashed my nose against her pussy.
"This is... Pink Lumina's pussy that I could only dream of from a distance... *slurp*... tastes fucking amazing..."
"Eek?! Y-You idiot...! Taegon, you're such an idiot...! Don't lick it... we can do that in bed... just shave me quick...!"
Sora startled and tried to pull my head up with both hands, but I pressed down harder.
Her words and body out of sync. How slutty was that?
She was half right.
Yeah, I'd eat her pussy in bed too.
But here too, and in bed, twice, three times—anywhere, anytime!
When I wedged my tongue tip into her tightly clenched slit, Sora's hips bucked up sharply.
"Eep, ahhhn...!"
I gripped her pelvis tight with my arms and delved deeper, sucking hard.
*Smack smack, slurrrp*, clear juices wetting my lips.
And then.
"No...! Ah, aaaaaahhh!"
*Squiiiirt!*
Sora's squirt exploded right in my face.
She clamped my head with both hands, arched her back like a bow, legs shooting straight out, her whole body shuddering.
Swept away by the waves of climax, my wife squeezed her eyes shut and sprayed her tide like a fountain.
My face was drenched, but a wicked grin spread across my lips.
My wife and magical girl Sora, crumbling so vulgarly like this.
"H-Huuuh...?"
Sora panted, eyes wide in disbelief.
"Sora... you okay?"
I licked the juices dripping from my lips and muttered to myself.
...Fuck, did I do too good?
Thinking back, even on our monthly fuck days, she'd always stifled her moans and cum quietly on her own.
Never once had she blasted a water bomb in my face like this during climax.
Her usual pre-fuck lick was just a perfunctory flick to lube up.
Today was the first time I'd persistently sucked and licked until her repressed true nature burst out.
So seeing Sora drop her hefty tits over my head, still trembling from the aftershocks, I wasn't worried—I was harder than ever.
Even licking up the squirt dripping down my face sent waves of pleasure through me.
Then, as she caught her breath, Sora suddenly called my name.
"...! T-Taegon. You okay?"
"Huh?"
...What was this twist?
I'd been so turned on my mind went blank, but my wife was worried about me.
Of course, she was always a proud woman, but I'd never seen this level of consideration for her partner.
I figured after being pushed to orgasm, she'd lash out from embarrassment.
But Sora was different.
Seeming to think I'd be grossed out by her squirt all over my face, she frantically wiped my cheeks with her hands.
"S-Sorry... I-I've never cum like that with you before..."
"So you do it like this when you're alone a lot, huh?"
"Wha?! Th-That's... uuu...! B-But squirting like a slut every time I cum... isn't that rude? So with you, Taegon... I held it back desperately... so... yeah..."
After nearly ten years of marriage, Sora's sexual secret finally spilled out.
Turns out she was the type who gushed a ton.
When masturbating alone, she didn't need to hold back her climaxes.
When I was at work or got home late, she'd relieve the stress from battling beasts and villains as a magical girl—fingering herself in the shower.
Pinching her nipples, rubbing her pussy until she came hard, squirting everywhere. It had become a habit.
"Why hide it all this time?"
"B-Because... it's embarrassing... If I showed you that during sex... it'd be spraying my dirty fluids on my husband... I didn't want to seem like a vulgar wife..."
Blushing beet red at my question, Sora confessed.
Any woman squirting like that at climax would look slutty.
Plus, my usual sex style was way too quiet.
She'd desperately hidden it, scared I'd be disappointed and refuse even our monthly sessions.
She even admitted why she'd masturbate alone.
I seemed like I didn't enjoy sex, so she didn't want to burden her tired husband.
Her words hit me with guilt.
Sora... had been craving sex with me that badly.
I'd thought outside our monthly duty fucks, she felt the same "just because we have to" attitude.
But no.
Sora was always longing for it—a lewd married woman deep down.
If I'd known sooner, even without her being Pink Lumina, I'd have fucked her screaming as her husband, over and over.
And now, finally knowing her true feelings.
*Scrape scrape scrape*.
"Eek?! Taegon...?"
Sora looked down at me with startled eyes.
I didn't reply, just squeezed a glob of shaving cream from the bathroom floor and slathered it thick around her still-wet pussy.
Foam bloomed white over her mound.
Her curly new growth matted down in it—obscenely erotic.
I steadied my breath and began shaving with careful, obsessive strokes, like handling treasure.
Each pass of the razor over her skin made Sora let out ticklish hums.
"Eep... ah... feels weird... so itchy..."
"Hold still. It'll be done soon."
In under a few minutes, her milf pussy was remodeled into a young coed's bald one.
I shook off the razor and flicked her clit with my fingertip.
"There. Clean now, right?"
"Eek?! Ah... yeah... amazing... It takes me at least twenty minutes..."
"I'm a guy. We're pros at handling this stuff precisely."
But Sora didn't notice.
My other hand was already picking up her fallen pubes one by one, collecting them neatly in a small glass vial.
Strands sparkling under the bathroom light, piling up.
Even the thin one stuck to my lips moments ago—I didn't miss it.
The black hairs filling the clear bottle looked more precious than any gem, a priceless collectible to me.
"Taegon... what are you doing with that?"
Sora finally spotted my fingers and tilted her head curiously.
Her eyes shook slightly, a strange tension flashing across her face like "No way?"
I met her gaze head-on and smirked casually.
Like it was no big deal—but my pervert excitement leaked through.
"Oh, this? Saving it for jerking off later."
"E-Ehhh?!"
"Or maybe stir-fry it? Bet it'd smell nice and nutty."
"Wh-What kinda crazy talk is that?! Throw it out now!!"