Chapter 63: Justice Reformed!
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"Heh heh hum~."
Hypno strolled down the road leading out of Jenid, his heart light and merry. Sure, he was motivated to earn money for Lenia and Lani, but heading out alone on an adventurer quest as a man had his spirits soaring.
Oh yeah~ there's a pretty hot chick over there? Maybe a quick 'good time'...Nah, gotta get that 'apology' from Mika today, so I'll hold off just a bit.
Even spotting women who made his dick twitch, his buoyant mood let him pass them by leisurely, prioritizing his plans. That's how good Hypno felt right now.
Hypno, who had died mid-wank without knowing why and been whisked to this isekai with his powers. Aside from the first three days, he'd lived a cozy, slightly medieval life with Lenia and Lani. He'd visited the adventurer guild but never taken a quest himself—it had always felt abstract.
But yesterday, questing with Nabi, Tomi, and Dibi had really driven home that he was adventuring in his new isekai world.
With my hypnosis and stats, S-rank and fat stacks of cash are a cinch! Heh heh heh. Still, gotta put in some effort and sincerity—no instant hypnosis promotions for me.
Hypno, with his sliver of common sense and conscience, wasn't about to cheat his way straight to the top without trying.
And thirty minutes later.
Hypno, digging for herbs alone in the forest, thought:
Ah, fuck~ Should I just hypnotize my way to D-rank?
The boredom of solo herb-picking had killed his leisure. With four people, there was chatter to kill time, but alone? Dull as dishwater, no fun at all.
Hypno newly appreciated how companions weren't just firepower—they warded off boredom too.
Having gathered the quest herbs, Hypno stood and resolved himself.
Time to hunt goblins! No way I'm doing this herb bullshit for days! Real adventurers subjugate monsters—that's the classic!
He'd heard goblins avoided the nearby woods, seen as human turf. So he exited the forest first.
Gotta go farther out for goblins, right? Then... sprint straight to goblin territory! Status window!
Even after acquiring Telepathy (Extreme), the intense, satisfying play with those three had left Hypno with a huge point surplus.
Spread 'em evenly? Nah, might need a ton for a killer skill or stat later...
Hypno spent 50 points: 20 on Stamina, 30 on Agility.
The instant he allocated, a surge of vitality flooded his body—an omnipotent rush.
This should let me haul ass!
Gripping his herb-filled backpack tight, he tested with jumping jacks.
Tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!
"Ung!?"
His legs moved way faster than expected—like a cartoon character skimming water, blurring with speed.
Seeing that, Hypno patted himself on the back for his wisdom.
Good thing I tested! Coulda face-planted into a tree otherwise.
After two minutes gauging his leg speed, he bolted out of the forest.
Tat-tat-tat-tat!
Hypno dashed through the woods at breakneck speed, wind whipping his cheeks refreshingly. Exiting, he veered opposite Jenid—toward likely goblin haunts.
Full power this time...!
No obstacles outside the woods. Hypno kicked off harder, his hefty frame hurtling at impossible speeds—pure power. Normally exhausted by now, his boosted Stamina and Agility kept him steady.
About three minutes in.
-Kikik! Rape woman! Kill man!
-Prey! No prey!
-Grab dumb human, rape! Rape man too!
-...Fucking psychos!
Four goblins appeared before Hypno's eyes, just emerging from the woods.
-Huh? What's that!
-Fast! Fast!
-Big! Human!
-Fast human!
Kiiieeeek!
Hypno, charging at full tilt, was spotted. The goblins grabbed their dull daggers and clubs, ready to fight.
Reflexively, Hypno reached to blast the armed goblins with Lightning.
Wait, no—not just kill 'em...
He pulled back.
Hypnosis Wave!
He unleashed Absolute Hypnosis in a powerful wave at the goblins.
-Kik! Man! K...
-Woman spot! Kno...
The goblins, rolling into combat stance, glazed over instantly upon impact—hypnotized.
Yes! Nailed it! Knew it would work!
Reaching the four, Hypno cheered at the thoroughly entranced goblins.
He asked them, "Where's your nest?"
-Nes... t...
-There... there...
They all pointed deeper into the woods.
"Good, lead me there."
-Lead...
-This way...
The goblins trudged toward their nest; Hypno followed.
Ten minutes later, a cave appeared in the woods.
-Kigig? Why here! Why!
-Woman! Bring! Huh? Human!
Hypnosis Wave!
-Uhh...
Hypno hit the cave sentries too.
Goblin nest... Heh heh, bag a bunch and I'll rank up quick?
Grinning at visions of promotion—then.
"Oook♥ Oguk♥ Ung♥ Ah...♥"
A woman's moan echoed from inside.
Huh? No way...
Goblins, cave, woman moaning. Classic setup.