Money! Money! Money!
"Again?"
Hearing about yet another business failure, Hypno reflexively blurted it out.
"My friend! Such a reaction like! That! Reactions! Such a natural reaction can sometimes wound others!"
"No, but how the hell did you fail again? I heard you left with Yandi after that."
"Ahh, Yandi! That time with her was very… unique and stimulating! To think we'd do it right in front of her boyfriend! It gave me some new inspiration!"
Zaphis smiled fondly, reminiscing about his time with Yandi.
"Oh, right. The story about my business failure… hmm, it might take a while. Mind if I tell you later? My shift's almost over!"
"…Sure, whatever."
This guy's failure stories are kinda hilarious, though.
After finishing dinner, Hypno waited outside for a bit. Soon enough, Zaphis emerged from the shop, having changed out of his waiter uniform into his usual bard outfit, strumming his instrument.
Ding-a-ling~
"Mmm~! Now this is the sound. Sorry to keep you waiting, friend!"
"So, what kind of failure was it this time?"
"Well, you see, friend!"
Zaphis's tale went like this.
Inspired by Meimung's story in Awis, Zaphis had a brilliant idea: What if I sold outfits based on a rabbit motif? It'd be a huge hit!
Trusting his inspiration completely, he headed to Gammerni to scrape together startup capital. At first, he won enough money gambling to fund his new designs.
And those designs? Bunny Girl Outfits! Just like the modern ones Hypno knew well.
In Gammerni, the city of revelry and gambling, Zaphis's invention caught on quick. A sexy outfit inspired by rabbit beastkin—even non-rabbits loved the concept of transforming into something different from their usual look.
Zaphis raked in cash selling Bunny Girl Outfits at first. "Uahaha!" he laughed, thinking, My era has arrived! He even splurged on an inventory space.
With plenty left over, greed kicked in, and he dove into new designs. But that's where things went south.
Creating the next outfits was fine; he had enough cash to store them in inventory. All that was left was selling them!
But Zaphis thought, Why not gamble the leftovers to multiply my funds first? Feeling relaxed with the new outfits done, he hit the tables again.
Alas, Lady Luck didn't smile on him this time.
"So… you lost it all gambling?"
"Ahahaha! Gambling's most dangerous when you're complacent, friend!"
"And after that? Just sell the clothes, right?"
"Well…"
Desperate after blowing his cash, Zaphis pinned his last hopes on his next creation: a Bunny Girl Outfit pushed even further into lewd territory—the Reverse Bunny Girl Outfit!
But something unexpected happened.
"This one was a bit…"
New trends don't hit until the old ones get stale. In Gammerni, where Bunny Girls were still fresh, the Reverse Bunny Girl flopped.
Too blatant, too soon. People weren't bored of Bunny Girls yet—no demand for something even more extreme.
Zaphis had mistimed the market. A few sold, but not nearly enough to live on. That's why he'd been waitering as a temp gig, scraping by day by day.
Hypno stared at Zaphis after hearing it all, thinking:
This guy's gotta be reincarnated or isekai'd like me, right? How else does he go straight from Bunny Girl to Reverse Bunny Girl?
The creativity, perfectly matching Hypno's tastes, made him suspect Zaphis was another transplant.
Whatever. Point is, he made more hot outfits.
"Hey, Zaphis. Got a commission for you."
"A commission? Friend, I'm a bard, not an adventurer. Not sure if I can handle yours…"
"We just got here—show us around."
Hypno commissioned Zaphis, the local expert, for a tour.
"Ah! Got it! Leave it to me! From gambling meccas to pleasure dens, I'll show you every secret!"
"Perfect. Here's your fee."
Ting! Hypno flicked a gold coin from his pouch at Zaphis.
"Ooooh! Frieeeend!!! I'll give you the premium service—with songs!"
Zaphis, starved for cash lately, felt like he could fly.
"Skip the songs. Just guide."
"You got it!"
And so began Zaphis's Gammerni tour for Hypno's group.
He gave a thorough rundown: strolling streets, explaining each building's vibe and how to enjoy it, tossing in personal tips on pitfalls to avoid.
For newcomers, his friendly, helpful advice poured out effortlessly.
Mid-tour, Zaphis glanced back at the group.
"By the way, friend! When did you party up with Meimung? Teaming with Awis's idol—even temporarily—is enviable! When're you heading back?"
"Huh? Oh, right—you don't know. Meimung's…"
Before Hypno could speak, Meimung winked at Zaphis.
"Meimung's retired from being an idol now!"
"What? Retired?"
"Yep! Now Meimung's Hypno-oppa's exclusive idol! His girlfriend! Mung~ mung☆"
"No way!"
Zaphis's eyes widened; he threw his hands up in shock.
"Meimung as your girlfriend?! But isn't Wintineas your lover too, friend?"
"Both are."
"Whoa! That's a proper harem! Like a hero from a tale! Congrats!"
Ding-a-ling~
"Need a blessing song?"
"Nah. Keep guiding."
"Gotcha!"
Zaphis resumed the tour. By the end, it was deep into the night.
"That's Gammerni! Helpful?"
"Tons of fun spots—looks great. Why not guide full-time instead of barding?"
"Haha! You know me—I'm a wandering bard! Staying put ain't my style… but temp guiding when broke? Not bad! Yawwwn… Late now. I'm off to bed! Sweet dreams!"
Zaphis turned toward his inn, but Hypno grabbed his shoulder.
"Hold up, Zaphis."
"Hm? More business, friend?"
"Show me the Bunny Girl and Reverse Bunny Girl outfits. Gonna buy some."
"…Thanks for the business, always!"
Zaphis's eyes sparkled.
◈ After Purchasing the Clothes.
Zaphis returned to his inn beaming ear-to-ear.
And then.
"You fucking asshole."
"What."
"What the fuck is this shitty outfit."
"Huh? You dumbass? Wait, you're a total dumbass. Sorry you didn't know."
"Argh, you fu—! What the fuck is this dogshit outfit?!"
Hypno skipped the casino and headed straight to the inn, making Wintineas, Meimung, and Clarice change into Bunny Girl Outfits.
Wintineas in white to match her colors, Meimung in pink, Clarice in red.
"Huh? It's the Bunny Girl Outfit your buddy Zaphis made—trending in Gammerni. Were you even listening?"
"No, why the fuck do I have to wear this crap?!"
"'Cause I said so."
"You fucking prick!"
Clarice was pissed at Hypno dressing her up like a doll.
But.
Snap!
"Ooooh♥♥♥"
Clarice had no way to fight back. A mere finger snap sent her over the edge, pussy juice leaking from her Bunny Girl crotch, dripping down her stockings.
"Whyyy…♥ Finger snap bullshit…♥♥"
"Gotta shut you up somehow. What's so bad about it?"
"Everything you make me wear… is fucking garbage♥♥"
"Just blind hate. What about Winti and Meimung?"
Hypno turned to the adorable duo, not the bratty one.
Wintineas twisted her hips a bit in her Bunny Girl fit, testing it.
"Not… uncomfortable."
"Mmm~ Meimung looks even cuter like this! Love it!"
Meimung slipped off the shoulder and arm covers, baring her pale skin. More exposed flesh made her seem even lewder—like a proper slutty rabbit.
"Ngh, both so lovable."
"Yeah♥"
"Ehet♥"
Wintineas and Meimung grinned at Hypno's affection.
"Oh… wait… Meimung and I have the same ears…"
"Right! Winti-sis is a rabbit beastkin like Meimung now! Mung~ mung☆"
Meimung touched her temples, making bunny ears, hopping excitedly.
"Mung… mung…"
Wintineas mimicked the pose perfectly, hopping in sync.
"Waaah…!"
Meimung beamed at the synchronization, thrilled.
"Mung~ mung☆"
"Mung… mung…"
The two hopped, gazing at each other. Wintineas didn't mind seeing Meimung so happy.
"Oho."
Hypno watched their bouncing tits in the Bunny Girl outfits.
What a sight.
His lovers' jiggling cleavage was erection fuel on sight.
"…Fucking prick♥"
Clarice eyed Hypno's tented pants, breathing raggedly. She yanked them down and—slurp!—took his cock in her mouth, sucking away.
"Churrrslurp♥ Jjup jjup jjup♥ Joooob♥♥♥"
"Huh? What're you doing?"
Hypno tilted his head at the sudden blowjob.
Clarice pulled off with a pop.
"Phua♥ You got me horny, you fuck♥ And you weren't planning casino tonight anyway—saw those sluts' tits bouncing and got hard♥ Right? Wanna slam your throbbing carrot cock into your slutty rabbit angel idol girlfriends' pussies, creampie-press 'em senseless? Plus use this bratty rabbit onahole toy for an appetizer, dump cum in her semen-toilet womb♥"
She rubbed her face on his shaft, savoring the heat.
"Haa…♥ Cock's the only good thing about you♥"
"Whoa… what trashy wording. What kinda upbringing was that?"
"Your bullshit rubbed off on me, fucker?!"
"Mung… Ah. Clarice… sucking Hypno's cock…"
"Ah! Clarice-sis! No cutting in line! We share Hypno-oppa's yummy cock nicely and service him!"
The hopping duo dropped to their knees beside Clarice, ready to join the blowjob.
"Tastes like dick and nothing else—shitty dick."
"Then… Clarice won't suck anymore…"
"Hypnosis makes me! Churrrslurp♥♥♥ Jjup jjup jjup♥♥"
"Clarice-sis is sooo not honest! Haaam♥"
"Ah… Me too. Chup♥"
Day two in Gammerni. Hypno's group spent another sticky, lewd night—no casino visit.