Stupid Man Season 2!
Hallen couldn't believe his ears.
"Wait, Cruiser. What did you say? Yandi...?"
Cruiser continued with a deeply uncomfortable expression.
"Maybe I saw wrong? Ha, but... yesterday, I think I saw her getting all cozy with Black..."
Black. He was a C-rank adventurer, a hulking man with dark skin rumored to have a rough temper. Of course, being a C-rank meant his character was guaranteed solid. He just had a bit more of a hot-headed streak than your average adventurer, and he loved the sleazy stuff—frequenting brothels so much he'd earned the nickname "Brothel Regular." Oh, and he was one of Meimung's fans, too.
"Black... with Yandi? N-No way..."
"I couldn't believe it either. So maybe I did see wrong... but I figured I should tell you anyway."
"Y-Yeah..."
Hallen was flustered. Last night had definitely been the night Yandi said she had something to do and headed out.
No, but still... she wouldn't...
Hallen wanted to trust Yandi. She'd been the best girlfriend so far—always supportive, always gentle and embracing him. And she'd even told him she couldn't stand guys like Black. The idea that she of all people was walking arm-in-arm with him? Hallen just couldn't wrap his head around it.
Seeing Hallen's anxious face, Cruiser—the ranger and his friend—spoke up.
"Hallen, just stay put for now. Don't ask Yandi about it."
"Cruiser?"
"I'll... look into it myself. Got it? What if it's nothing and you ask her anyway? You might just piss her off."
Cruiser winked, trying to reassure him. Hallen nodded stiffly, accepting the advice.
"O-Okay. Thanks... Cruiser."
"Leave it to me!"
And a few days later...
Cruiser vanished. Yandi kept up this flirty, kinda flighty vibe, flashing seductive smiles at him more often. Hallen drowned his growing anxiety in sex with Lisa. She went along with it, of course... but...
"Hngh! Ugh! Lisa...! Me! Lisa...!"
"Yeah, cum, cum already, Hallen. C-Could you go a little harder?"
Lisa was getting bolder by the day—always saying something felt off, or urging him on more. Days of this gnawing unease dragged on until finally, Cruiser—the guy who'd been gone investigating—showed up again.
"H-Hallen..."
"Cruiser! Where the hell have you been?"
"S-Sorry. Got caught up in the investigation."
Cruiser glanced at him nervously, sweating bullets. But Hallen, wrapped in his own paranoia, didn't notice.
"So? What happened? Did you find out?"
"W-Well..."
Cruiser cleared his throat awkwardly before speaking.
"It was a mistake on my part. The woman with Black just looked like Yandi."
"R-Really?"
"Totally. Actually... she caught me yesterday and chewed me out."
"Yandi caught... you?"
"Once I realized the woman with Black was Yandi... I still needed to confirm, right? So I tailed her a bit, made a slip-up by accident, and she busted me. So... sorry!"
"Huh? Sorry about what?"
"Truth is, when she grilled me, I spilled that you were anxious and that's why I was tailing her."
"What?! Cruiser!"
"It's fine, it's fine! I-I explained it reeeal nice, so she wasn't that mad. But... here."
"What's... this?"
Cruiser handed him a folded piece of paper. Hallen unfolded it and read the note inside.
Tonight. Come to XX Motel on the night streets.
"This is..."
"She said she's gonna punish you good tonight?"
"P-Punish...!"
Hearing that, Hallen felt a secret thrill. He and Yandi still hadn't done it yet. The anticipation of finally spending their first night together washed away all his anxiety.
"Th-Then I'm off..."
"Yeah! You're welcome, Hallen!"
That night, Hallen headed to the motel on the note, buzzing with excitement. He knocked on the door.
Knock knock.
"Hey, Yandi?"
"Oh, Hallen? You're here?"
His girlfriend's voice from beyond the door ramped up his excitement and nerves. The door creaked open, and Yandi appeared with a beaming smile.
"Come on in, Hal~len."
"Ahn♥ Hng♥ Higuh♥ Harder♥ Ahn♥ Pound me harder♥"
"...Huh?"
Yandi's welcoming voice... and then, from behind her, deep in the room—a woman's voice he swore he'd heard before.
"Come on in, Hallen. I've got something fun to show you♥"
"Wh-Wha...?"
Yandi grabbed his hand, pulled him inside, and shut the door. Hallen stumbled in, dazed, following her lead.
And then.
"Ahn♥ More♥ Higung♥ Yes♥ Fuck this pussy deeper♥ Ahn♥"
"Lisa! This feels better! My dick's the best, right?!"
"Yes♥ Cruiser's dick♥ Ahn♥ So gooood♥♥"
Hallen saw it. His colleague Lisa. His friend Cruiser. Both naked, fucking each other raw.
"L-Lisa? Cr... uiser?"
"Ahn♥ Hng♥ Ah... H-Hallen! Th-This isn't! It's... Ahn♥ Wait♥ Stop for a sec♥ Please♥ Ahhn♥"
"Sorry! Hallen! Sorry! Ugh! Lisa! Hngh! Uuugh!"
"No♥ Stop♥ Please, Hallen♥ This♥ Ahhn♥♥"
Lisa panicked at the sight of him, trying to stop. But Cruiser showed no signs of slowing down.
"Wh-What the hell..."
"Hng? What's wrong, Hallen? Hurts to see the girl you were fucking... with another guy?"
"Ugh...! H-Hey, Yandi, how did you..."
"How? Hehe, you're such an idiot, Hallen. You thought I wouldn't notice all this time...? That you'd been begging Lisa for sex behind my back... and I'd just stay clueless?"
Shocked by the scene, and then hit with the revelation that Yandi knew about his cheating—Hallen reeled. Yandi kept talking, not giving him a chance to recover.
"I was really hurt, you know? To think you'd beg Lisa yourself..."
"Yandi, that's not..."
"I heard later it was so you wouldn't look clumsy to me—wanted a good night together? Hehe, hilarious. You really thought I wanted that?"
"Ugh..."
Hallen had no comeback. But Lisa's moans kept flooding his ears.
"No♥ Not with Hallen here♥ Ahn♥ Cruiser, please♥ Ahhn♥"
"Sorry! Sorry! But I can't! Stop! For Yandi! Uuugh!"
"Hallen?"
Yandi grabbed his face, forcing his gaze back to her as he stared at Lisa and Cruiser.
"I wanted revenge."
"Re... venge?"
"Yeah, revenge. If you're gonna fuck around with other girls so casually... I'll fuck other guys too. Gonna turn into a total top-tier bitch and feel amazing doing it."
"T-Top-tier bitch? What the...?"
"Oh, and FYI... I'm not a virgin anymore. Gave it to someone I'm so grateful for."
"Wha...!"
"Now I'm a perfect top-tier bitch who loooves dick. Black's too... hehe, and Cruiser says my pussy's the best♥"
"B-Black and Cru... ser?!"
"Hm? Oh, Hallen, you're here already?"
Then, from the bathroom—a towel-wrapped, naked hulking dark-skinned giant. Black.
"B-Bla... ck."
"Heh, that look says you get it now. Oh, but heads up—I didn't seduce her. Yandi seduced me."
"Hehe, well, Black... your dick looked huuuge. And it was—just like I hoped♥"
"Yandi's pussy was top-class too. Makes me wanna pound it again."
"Later, Black. For now... take over with Lisa. Cruiser, come here♥"
"Y-Yeah!"
Cruiser, who'd been relentlessly pounding Lisa's pussy, rushed over at Yandi's word.
"C-Cruiser, you..."
"S-Sorry, Hallen. But I... I can't live without fucking Yandi now!"
"Don't blame Cruiser too much, Hallen. He resisted at first—said we shouldn't. But... now he's a good boy who listens so well♥"
"N-No way..."
"Alright, guess I'll fuck Lisa then."
"N-No! Stay away...!"
"What? You were moaning how good my dick was an hour ago."
"N-No! Not in front of Hallen...!"
Spluuurt!
"Ooooh♥ No♥ This dick♥ Ahn♥ Ooooh♥♥♥"
"Kuh~ Not as tight as Yandi's, but damn, it's snug."
The moment Black's massive black cock slammed in, Lisa drooled and wailed in ecstasy.
One unbelievable bombshell after another—Hallen's head spun.
Yandi kept talking to him through it all.
"Once I became a top-tier bitch... I realized♥ How gooood sex feels♥ I get why you got hooked on Lisa... Honestly, revenge doesn't even matter anymore. You don't hate it now either, do you, Hallen? You still love me♥ But since this all started as revenge... I had to follow through, right? So after some fun with Black... I targeted Lisa♥"
"L-Lisa...?"
"Oh, not like rape or anything. Called her over saying I had something to say... then just fucked Black in front of her real good. Kept her from leaving by bringing up you as an excuse♥"
"No... way."
"Lisa was overflowing with lust—enough to seduce you. After like four days of watching? She slipped up. I loosened her up with some teasing... then Black's dick went in and..."
"Ahn♥ Ooooh♥ Amazing♥ This dick is amaaazing♥♥♥ Fills me so fuuull♥♥♥"
"...she turned out like that? Hehe."
"L-Lisa..."
"No contest compared to your dick, right Lisa?!"
"No♥ No♥ Hallen's good too♥♥ He's got potential♥♥♥ His technique's getting better every time♥♥♥"
"But mine feels better now, yeah?!"
"Yes♥♥♥ Black's dick is better♥♥♥♥ Way better than Hallen who's still growing♥♥♥"
"See? Lisa admitted it herself—she's a full-on second-tier bitch now."
"Ugh..."
Hallen finally got why Lisa's reactions had felt off midway. She'd been comparing his still-developing dick to Black's fully-matured monster—and getting antsy.
"And... right when Lisa broke like that, Cruiser started tailing me? Black noticed, so I went to him... lured him somewhere private and seduced him♥ Cruiser fell for it hard."
"S-Sorry, Hallen... I-I..."
"Gonna keep apologizing forever, Cruiser? Here, my pussy♥ Fuck it however you want♥"
Yandi hiked up her skirt right there, spreading for Cruiser.
And then.
"Yandi's pussy... puuuussy!"
Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!
Cruiser hugged her from behind like a feral beast in heat, slamming his hips wildly into her pussy.
"Ahn♥ Hng♥ Cruiser's dick♥ Ahhn♥ Feels so good waiting for it♥ Pound my womb deeeep♥ Harder♥♥"
"Yandi! Yandi! Yandi! Hngh! Ugh!"
Spluuuurt!
"Hnnng♥♥ Cruiser really is such a quick shot♥ You can cum more, right?"
"Yeah! Yeah! More in Yandi's pussy... more!"
Cruiser didn't stop after one load—kept pistoning away. Seeing his reliable friend like this, Hallen's pupils shook.
"Hallen♥ So happy you have a friend with a good dick♥"
"Yandi..."
"Hehe, look at your eyes shaking♥ Does it hurt that bad? Can you understand... a little of how I felt?"
"Ugh... uugh...!"
Hallen trembled, tears streaming down his face. Yandi hugged him while taking Cruiser's pounding.
"That's why you shouldn't cheat, idiot...♥ Ahn♥ Hng♥ Hng♥ Cruiser's dick♥ Good♥ You're doing great♥ Cruiser♥"
"Yandi! Yandi! Ugh! Heh! Ugh! Yandi pussy! Love... heh!"
"Ah, ahh...! Uuugh!"
As Hallen's mind teetered on collapse, Yandi whispered in his ear.
"Once you taste Cruiser's dick... it's your turn next♥ Tell me, Hallen...♥ Can your dick make me cum enough to keep loving you...? Got what it takes to be my boyfriend? Or... will you submit like Cruiser and be my pet who just gets to taste my pussy?"
Hallen had no answer for Yandi's question.