Only TS Fans, Come In and See
Could that bit of gallery trolling from back then be the root cause of the current situation?
“This is unbelievable...”
Beautiful silver hair reaching all the way down past her waist. Golden eyes that seemed capable of captivating anyone who gazed into them. A delicately sculpted face like something out of a cosmetics commercial. Perfect features where cuteness and beauty coexisted in harmony.
“...Is this really me? For real?”
An appearance so unrealistic it was hard to believe she was even Korean. A girl of such breathtaking beauty stood in the mirror that even the idols and actors I had seen until now couldn’t hope to match.
With one hand gracefully resting on her cheek, wearing an utterly dumbfounded expression...
“What the f—!”
I barely managed to choke back the curse that had risen to the tip of my tongue. The guy’s parting words—if you swear later, you’ll die by my hands—had finally floated back into my mind.
“Whew... C-calm down...”
After taking a moment to cool my head, I tried to assess my current situation. In typical TS stories, when the body changes, a new identity usually comes with it. So if I naturally pulled out my ID from my wallet, the new card with my transformed female identity should have been—
Name: Ha Yeon-woo
Resident Registration Number: 040404-3XXXXXX
“...There’s no way that would happen.”
What came out of my wallet was the same old ID from before. The one with a photo of the former male Ha Yeon-woo staring out with an expression that screamed everything is such a pain.
“What am I supposed to do with this...”
Tick... tock...
The clock on the wall seemed to be rushing me. 7:48. It was about time to wash up and get ready for work.
“...That’s not going to fly, is it?”
I glanced downward. Two modestly protruding mounds of fat partially blocked my field of vision. They weren’t huge, but they definitely weren’t flat either.
“A complete stranger of a woman sitting at the desk of an employee who was a male staff member until yesterday, typing away on the keyboard?”
I’d obviously get dragged straight to the police station. No, wait... Actually, our company has pretty strict security. You can’t even pass through the main gate without facial recognition. That’s right.
“Ha, haha...”
In the end, unable to come up with any proper solution, I grabbed the smartphone I had left charging.
Face Recognition Failed!
“This damn iPhone! Can’t even recognize its owner just because my face changed a little!”
Next time I’ll switch to a Galaxy or something. Screw this.
After unlocking with the password instead, I opened the company app and tapped into the chat window with the CEO.
“...I don’t even know anymore.”
Frightened of whatever reply might come back, I simply powered off the phone and hurled it onto the bed. Then I threw my own body down beside it.
“So bothersome...”
The future that was coming... I’d just leave it to the me of the future.