Noona's Friend Drinks Too Well
“Yuon!”
While I waited at the subway station exit, Yang Minah came up the escalator and ran over to tap my shoulder.
“You timed it perfectly.”
Exactly six o’clock on the dot.
“Hehe. Pretty good, right?”
Minah grinned, but her outfit looked anything but ordinary.
All black. A black jacket zipped up the front, skin-tight black leather pants, and underneath the jacket… nothing but bare skin.
I leaned in and whispered near her ear.
“…Noona, don’t tell me you’re not wearing anything underneath?”
Thud!
An elbow suddenly slammed into my side.
“What are you saying! I am wearing something!”
She cracked the jacket open just enough to show me—only a black bra underneath.
That counted as wearing something?
“Agh… seriously, is that wearing it or taking it off?”
“I’m wearing it. This bra is meant to be shown. You wear it under sheer tops.”
“…But it’s not sheer, it’s literally nothing—ack!”
Another elbow.
“Whatever. Let’s go. Where is it?”
Minah grabbed my arm and pulled me along.
As we walked, it felt like every person we passed glanced at us at least once. Plenty of people dressed fashionably or provocatively, but Minah drew more stares than any of them.
Her height was far below average, yet her chest and hips demanded attention. The piercings on her ears and below her lip only added to it. Bold leather-on-leather fashion with nothing but a black bra underneath.
I had come out in a white tee under an unbuttoned short-sleeve shirt and slacks. The gap between our styles was as wide as the gap in our heights.
“Why are you staring so much?”
“…I wasn’t.”
“Pfft.”
Minah stood on tiptoe to whisper in my ear. Even then she only reached my shoulder, so I had to lean down a little.
“You can look all you want later.”
“!!”
She had clearly come out tonight with every intention of doing exactly that. Sly woman.
Canceling my plans with Seo Hyeonji had been the right call. I could probably vent everything I had built up tormenting Hyeonji all over Minah instead.
I felt myself starting to get hard and tried to shake the thought away.
“Whoa, this place must be crazy popular. The wait is insane.”
The way she talked sounded exactly like one of my guy friends.
“Ah, I should’ve made a reservation. Sorry.”
I had only marked the location on the map app and never actually been here, so I hadn’t thought to book ahead.
“It’s fine. We can just walk around until our turn. I’ve never been here either. Show me the neighborhood.”
“Sure.”
We strolled around the area for a bit before ducking into a nearby café.
After ordering coffee and sitting down, I checked my phone and saw a video had arrived from Seo Hyeonji.
‘She must’ve filmed it the second she got home. She really wants to get railed that badly.’
I desperately wanted to watch it right then, but I couldn’t here, so I held back.
Hyeonji was probably holding herself back too. I should do the same.
Our Americanos arrived. We each took a sip before I spoke.
“Noona, can I drop the formal speech?”
“Hm? Mmm~ No.”
“Why not?”
“You’ll just start messing around.”
Minah shot me a sharp glare.
“I won’t mess around.”
“You promise?”
“Of course.”
“Fine. Go ahead.”
“Okay. Minah.”
“Hey! You’re already messing around!”
She raised her hand like she was going to hit me. We both flinched, then burst out laughing.
“By the way, how long have you been with your boyfriend?”
“Us? Five years now. Let’s see… our anniversary is in three weeks.”
She opened the couple app on her phone and showed me the countdown: D-20 until five years.
“Wow, that’s a long time. What are you doing for the anniversary?”
My first relationship with Park Jiyeon hadn’t even lasted a hundred days. We would have hit that milestone next week.
Five years… Minah was twenty-one, so they must have started dating in her first year of high school. Impressive.
“Same as usual. Meet up, eat, go to cafés, drink, have sex… The only difference is we booked a restaurant and hotel this time.”
“Do you see each other often?”
“Two or three times a week?”
“You don’t live together?”
“No. If we did he’d know everything I’m up to, so no way.”
“Ah.”
Minah rested her chin on her hand and sipped her iced coffee with a long slurp.
“What about you? Got a girlfriend? No, right?”
“…We broke up yesterday.”
“Huh? Yesterday?”
I told her what happened with Park Jiyeon.
Minah exploded into laughter so hard she nearly fell backward. People around us turned to stare.
“Puhahaha!”
“Ah, shit… stop laughing. I’m dying of embarrassment.”
“Ahahaha! That’s hilarious.”
She didn’t care at all about the attention. I wanted to disappear, but she just kept laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world.
“You were perfectly fine when you did it with me. What happened?”
“…I don’t know either.”
“Did you get hard with Seona?”
“……Well, yeah.”
“Really? Then what’s the problem?”
She crossed her arms and hummed thoughtfully.
“Oh, was that your first time going to a motel with a girlfriend?”
“Well… yeah. She was my first girlfriend.”
“Then maybe that’s it? You couldn’t get hard because the place felt unfamiliar.”
“…I don’t think that’s it.”
“Why not? They say a guy’s erection depends a lot on his mental state. There’s even a term for it—psychogenic erectile dysfunction.”
“Keep your voice down…”
“Ah, sorry.”
Only then did Minah notice the people around us and lower her voice. With this many people nearby, did she really have to shout about erections?
“Hmm, anyway. Since it was your first time and you were nervous, plus you’d been drinking, and then an unfamiliar place on top of that… maybe that’s why?”
“Mmm.”
Then getting hard the moment I saw Yoon Seona at home—maybe because it was my own familiar room and bed?
I had also sobered up a bit while walking home.
It actually made sense the more I thought about it.
“Yuon.”
Minah leaned in close.
“Let’s test it out later with Noona.”
She grinned like a mischievous kid.
The piercing below her red lips caught the light.
But my eyes were drawn even more to her cleavage. With only the black bra on, the valley between her breasts was completely visible right in front of me.
“I told you you can look all you want later.”
She caught me staring and smirked.
By the time we finished our coffee, it was time. After a satisfying meal we headed to an izakaya. Minah immediately searched for one on her map, saying it was only natural to go for Japanese pub food after sushi.
The tables were divided into semi-private rooms. We could hear conversations and laughter from the rooms in front and behind us.
Our ordered beer and soju arrived. We clinked our 500cc beer glasses first.
“Kuh~. This is it.”
Minah let out a middle-aged-man kind of sound. I couldn’t help but chuckle.
“You must really like drinking, Noona.”
“Yeah. I love it. Ah, all our friends love drinking. The five who stayed over at your place.”
“You said you drank over thirty bottles?”
“Probably around that much.”
“Crazy. How strong are you?”
“We took it slow. We drank for over six hours. We kept drinking whenever we started sobering up.”
While saying that, she poured soju into her beer glass until it was as full as the beer she had just drunk. She stirred it with a spoon, then tapped the spoon handle with chopsticks. Bubbles rose to the surface.
“You’re basically a pro.”
“Want me to make you one too?”
When I held out my glass she did the same for me.
We clinked glasses again and drank.
“By the way, weren’t you busy today? You went straight home earlier.”
“Ah… yeah. I went to see my boyfriend.”
“Oh, really?”
Then why was she here with me instead of him?
I swallowed the question without asking.
A strange sense of victory rose in me at the thought that Minah had chosen me over her boyfriend.
Side dishes came out. Alcohol went in. Laughter followed.
We clicked well. Minah led the conversation and laughed easily. Except when we toasted and drank, the talk never stopped.
“Phew… I’m going to the bathroom, Noona.”
While Minah was gone, I checked my phone.
I sent a quick “idiots lol” to my friends in the group chat, then went through my other notifications one by one.
And… I didn’t open the chat with Seo Hyeonji.
If the read receipt didn’t appear, Hyeonji would probably go crazy waiting. The thought made me not want to clear that “1” for her.
Minah came back with a loose, tipsy smile.
She slid the door shut and sat down right next to me instead of across the table.
“Some guy tried to get my number when I came out of the bathroom just now.”
“Yeah?”
“Mm. He suddenly shoved his phone at me and asked for my number.”
“So, did you give it to him?”
“No. Are you crazy?”
Thud. She smacked my shoulder. The alcohol had definitely changed her strength. It hurt like hell.
“Ow!”
“Big guy like you acting all dramatic. I know it doesn’t hurt.”
“No, it really does.”
“Take that, take that.”
Thud thud. Minah started playfully pounding on my shoulder.
Wondering if she was already drunk, I glanced at the table and saw six empty soju bottles. Minah had finished four of them by herself.
Thud!
“Ow!”
That one actually hurt.
“Minah. I said it hurts.”
“Oh?”
I grabbed her wrist as she tried to hit me again.
She swung with her other hand. I caught that one too.
Minah’s expression turned sulky. She stared at me with half-lidded eyes.
“Phew… You messing with Noona again~?”
Her breath was thick with alcohol.
“You’re gonna get punished~?”
Holding both her arms like that reminded me of when I had tied up Seo Hyeonji and tormented her. My lower body stirred.
“I think I’m the one who needs to punish you.”
“What?”
“Your hands are way too naughty.”
“Mmph!”
I pressed my lips over hers. Minah’s arms flailed, but she quickly opened her mouth and welcomed my tongue.
Churp, chup…
Amid the store music, conversations, and laughter from other rooms, the sound of our kiss was the clearest.
Chup, chup, chup…
“Pwah, haah…”
“…Noona, you’re being too loud.”
When I pulled back, Minah was panting heavily with an erotic expression.
“Loud?”
She looked up at me with unfocused eyes and shifted her legs, pressing her knee against my crotch and rubbing.
“Like this?”
That look and movement were far too arousing. I got fully hard. Still holding both her arms up, I leaned in and kissed her again.
Chup… chup… chuup…
This woman really knew how to use her tongue.
Five years of dating experience made her tongue skill so good I felt like I could come from kissing alone.
A few minutes passed.
Minah, who had been kissing me like crazy, suddenly pulled away and gasped for air.

“Haah… wait…”
“Why?”
“My arms hurt……”
“Ah, sorry.”
I let go of her arms. She rotated her wrists and rubbed them.
“Does it hurt a lot?”
“A little… Oh, there’s still some beer left.”
She grabbed her beer glass and finished what was left.
When I pulled her waist closer, she set the glass down. She looked up at me with flushed cheeks. Her lips came to meet mine.
Before getting drunk she had been leading me like an older sister looking after a younger brother, but now she looked like she was begging an older brother.
That gap drove me insane.
She was a different kind of arousing compared to Yoon Seona or Seo Hyeonji.
“Hah… chup…”
With her hands free, Minah wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled me in, kissing me deeply. She rolled her tongue wildly, tilting her head to devour my lips.
“Haah… churp… haah… chup…”
She sucked on my tongue like she was drinking alcohol. She swallowed my saliva.
I unzipped her leather jacket and slipped my hand inside the black bra to grab her breast. A heavy breath escaped her nose while we kissed.
“Hngh……”
I lifted the bra and rolled her nipple gently.
Minah’s jaw trembled. Her breathing grew rougher.
“Hnngh…!”
With my other hand I undid her pants button and tried to reach inside, but Minah suddenly grabbed my wrist.
Thinking maybe she didn’t want to, I pulled back and looked at her. She met my gaze with a lewd expression, her pupils trembling slightly.
Then she leaned in and whispered in my ear.
“Let’s go outside…”
Her small hand stroked me over my pants.
“Take this and… let’s go…”