Average Size
One of An Seo-ra's friends spoke up.
"Wanna grab a drink? It's been a while."
"Sure. But is it okay for you to drink, Seo-ra?"
Her friends turned to look at her, because they knew she usually kept herself on a strict regimen.
An Seo-ra saw their looks and waved her hand, saying it was fine.
"Why are you all staring at me? I eat whatever these days. I have cake and drink from time to time."
"Really? You used to stick to a diet every day."
"That was because I was competing."
Actually, it wasn't just because of competitions. She had an almost pathological obsession with managing her weight. Until just a year or two ago, she kept her body fat in the low 10% range year-round, and at her worst, it dipped into single digits.
But that was old news now. An Seo-ra smiled bitterly and said.
"I've loosened up a bit lately. I was so obsessed with my weight that my muscle growth stalled. And more importantly, my health suffered......"
"But you exercise so much—how did your health get messed up?"
"Yeah. A woman's body is different from a man's, so it needs more body fat."
Due to women's physiology, excessive fat loss can cause amenorrhea. An Seo-ra, too, had been so obsessed with body fat that her period stopped for a time.
After that, An Seo-ra only cut aggressively for competitions and usually kept her body fat at 15% or higher. Of course, even that was very low by women's standards.
"If any of you are dieting, don't cut too drastically. If you need help, contact me."
"Ooh. Having a diet specialist as a friend is so convenient."
"Not a diet specialist, a personal trainer."
An Seo-ra corrected the title, but her friends just clamored for drinks, unbothered.
"Anyway, we're drinking today, right? Seo-ra, you're dead. Let's drink till we drop!"
"I'm not going to drink myself to death, you know!"
"I know a good place. It's an izakaya with private rooms. Just a short taxi ride."
"Do we have to take a taxi?"
The four of them hopped in a taxi. The place they arrived at was tucked a bit away from the main street, but still in a busy area with plenty of people and shops.
"They say there are tons of hidden restaurant gems here."
"Let's hurry."
The three of them hopped out of the taxi and scurried along. An Seo-ra followed her friends, but—
'Hm?'
Suddenly she spotted two familiar faces: Kang Cheol-jin and Pi Ah-reum.
'What sort of day is this?'
She had run into the two once on the street, once at a noraebang, and now again. Coincidences were strange enough, but they say three times makes it fate. She almost wondered if destiny was pushing them together.
'Should I just call them to drink with us?'
Even though she was with friends, it would be fine. If she introduced them as close younger friends, her friends would probably ask why she hadn't invited them sooner. They were very extroverted and loved meeting new people.
'They might feel burdened, so I should call and ask.'
She also wanted to ease the slightly awkward atmosphere between her and Kang Cheol-jin. A casual drink might help smooth things over.
After a brief hesitation, An Seo-ra pulled out her phone to call Pi Ah-reum. Since they were supposedly on a date, she should ask Ah-reum first. If Ah-reum refused, there was nothing she could do.
Just as she was about to dial,
"?!"
An Seo-ra's eyes flew wide open. Instantly, she ducked behind a restaurant sign.
"Seo-ra-ya! What are you doing, not coming~!"
An Seo-ra couldn't even think to answer her friends' calls; she just stared blankly at the building the two had entered.
A luxurious hotel came into view.
*
I pushed down on Ah-reum's head and held out my card.
"Please put it on this card."
"I said I'm paying!"
"It's fine."
"You stubborn mule!"
I ignored Ah-reum's whining and took the receipt. I couldn't believe she'd even reserved a restaurant inside a hotel. No matter how much money she'd made, wasn't she spending it way too recklessly?
'If it were just a few thousand, I might understand.'
She had barely scraped together a hundred, and I had no idea how much she was planning to spend on me.
I led Ah-reum, her face all puffy with sulking, into the room. Even on second look, the luxurious interior still drew admiration. Coming to a hotel after only ever going to motels, it really was different.
"Tch. I was gonna pay."
She was still sulking. I sat on the edge of the bed and pulled Ah-reum into my arms, but she resisted and wouldn't budge, probably to show she was mad.
"You little—?"
"Hmph!"
"You coming here or not?"
"Ack! Using brute force? You thug, you thug!"
As if a tiny thing like her could resist for long. When I applied some strength, Ah-reum came along like a paper doll. I lifted her whole body, sat her on my lap, and held her tight so she couldn't escape.
I rested my chin on Ah-reum's shoulder, pinning her in place, and asked.
"Did you buy anything for your parents?"
"Ah......"
Ah-reum sighed as if it hadn't even crossed her mind.
"I figured. This is the first money you've earned with your own two hands. Buy your parents a gift first."
Hm. Now that I'd said it, I wondered if I'd been too presumptuous. I felt bad lecturing a friend the same age like a know-it-all. I hoped I hadn't offended her.
I quickly added, as if making an excuse:
"I mean, you said your parents try to control you a lot. I thought if you bought them a gift with money you earned yourself, they might see you differently. Maybe they'd realize you're an adult now..."
"...That makes sense? That's good?"
Ah-reum exclaimed, shrugging her shoulders. She seemed more interested in the food than my little lecture, but either way, I seemed to have gotten through.
Ah-reum glanced back at me and said,
"Whoa. Kkangcheol's deeper than he looks, huh?"
"... 'Than he looks'?"
I frowned slightly, and Ah-reum giggled.
"Your birthday's in December, right?"
"So what?"
"Mine's in February. Compared to me, that makes you a total kid. C'mon, call me 'Ah-reum nuna.'"
"Hah. Unbelievable."
This little thing trying to act like an older sister. I twisted around and laid Ah-reum down on the bed.
"Whoa—!"
I looked down at the startled Ah-reum and declared firmly,
"I might be younger by birthday, but in mental age, I'm the oppa."
"Pffft. Kkangcheol-ie says he's the oppa! Pwahahahahaha!"
"......."
Wow, it stung my pride when she burst out laughing like that. What's with her? But then this girl suddenly stopped laughing, wriggled her whole body, and said,
"Oppa~, be gentle with me......"
"Ugh, jeez."
"...What's with that reaction?"
"It gives me the creeps. Let's just stay friends. Forget the nuna-oppa stuff."
"You—!"
"Urk!"
A shock hit my stomach. Ah-reum had bent her knee and kicked upward into my belly. For a kick from Ah-reum, it hurt quite a bit.
I deliberately glared down at Ah-reum fiercely.
"Feeling confident today? Can you handle it?"
"Erellelele. I'm gonna drain Kkangcheol's soul today, you know. Gonna fuck you so damn good."
I had no idea where she got that confidence every time. Even though she always ended up whimpering for me to stop, she provoked me like this each and every time. Had I been too gentle and accommodating lately?
'You caught me on a bad day.'
I needed to re-establish the pecking order so she'd never dare mess with me again. I stripped off my clothes in an instant and pounced on Ah-reum.
But a moment later, once she was naked, Ah-reum said,
"Ah, right. Did I tell you?"
"What?"
"I've been taking the pre-conception birth control pill lately."
"...Which means?"
"You can do it raw."
My son suddenly perked up.
*
At the private-room izakaya, the atmosphere was lively and the food delicious, so the drinks went down smoothly. Everyone was laughing and chatting merrily, passing the time.
Amidst it all, though, one person couldn't enjoy the occasion and sat dazed and out of it. That was An Seo-ra, who had just witnessed Kang Cheol-jin and Pi Ah-reum entering a hotel.
'They weren't just friends.'
Who on earth goes to a hotel as just friends? Not same-sex friends, but opposite-sex friends. At least, it was beyond An Seo-ra's common sense.
'But they said they weren't a couple either.'
If they were lovers, she could overlook it. But since they said they weren't, she was completely confused.
As she thought of Kang Cheol-jin and Pi Ah-reum, the timid club member Ju Hana also came to mind—along with the scene she had witnessed not long ago.
Ju Hana moaning as Kang Cheol-jin spanked her butt. A face and voice completely different from the timid girl An Seo-ra knew.
Before she knew it, An Seo-ra's mind had become a jumble of relational confusion rather than thoughts about entering Kang Cheol-jin into the competition.
'Cheol-jin, Ah-reum, Hana... friends? lovers? love triangle? sex, dick, threesome, hotel sex?'
At some point, one of her friends asked,
"Now that I think about it, Seo-ra, aren't you going to get a boyfriend?"
"...S—."
"Huh? What?"
"Sex."
"...What?"
"Huh-hup."
An Seo-ra came to her senses with a jolt and covered her mouth, but it was already too late. Her friends, taken aback for a moment, now wore mischievous smiles.
Seo Yoon-jung curved her lips into a sly smile and said,
"What's this? Is our Seo-ra sexually frustrated? Should we have gone to a club instead of drinking here?"
"N-No! That's not what I meant!"
"Kyaaahaha. Want me to set you up with a guy, unnie?"
"I said it's not like that!"
An Seo-ra's face flushed bright red, but her friends had no intention of stopping their teasing.
"Wow, this is the first time I've heard the word 'sex' out of Seo-ra's mouth."
"For real. Whenever we talk dirty, she's always the only one who stays quiet."
"How about we have a nice, deep chat for the first time in ages? We're drinking anyway—perfect timing."
"Nice, nice!"
The flow had already been set, and An Seo-ra, caught red-handed, couldn't change the subject.
"How's everyone's love life these days? Anyone have a boyfriend?"
"Yoon-jung, you had a boyfriend, right?"
"No, we broke up not long after."
"Huh? Why? He was good-looking, went to a good university, and when you introduced him, his personality seemed fine too."
"Right. Isn't that a perfect hexagon score? Ah, he was a bit short, but his proportions were good, so he looked taller than his actual height."
At her friends' questioning, Seo Yoon-jung shook her head and said,
"Small."
"Hey, 173cm isn't that small..."
"No, I mean his dick was small."
"Ah......"
A brief silence fell. One of the friends, Park Jae-hee, asked cautiously,
"How small...? How many centimeters?"
"I don't know exactly. It's not like I could measure it with a ruler."
Well, naturally. You can't exactly ask your boyfriend to measure his dick. But you get a feel for it.
"By feel, barely 10 centimeters erect? Maybe even smaller..."
"Ah, ahh..."
"Th-that's... a bit rough. Yeah."
Everyone nodded as if they understood perfectly. Meanwhile, An Seo-ra, who couldn't grasp it, asked cautiously,
"Is that really small?"
At that, answers came from all three friends:
"It's on the extremely small side."
"It's on the pretty small side."
"A little smaller than average... Huh?"
The three looked at each other. Each had said something different.
An Seo-ra tilted her head.
"What's the average?"
Again, the three friends answered:
"11cm."
"12cm."
"14cm."
Again, each answer was different, so the three exchanged glances. Soon, Seo Yoon-jung, who had answered 14 cm, laughed awkwardly and said,
"I was going by experience... Does anyone actually know for sure?"
"I'm just going by experience too."
"I've never googled a guy's dick length..."
"Now that it's come up, want to look it up?"
"Sounds fun. But what should we search? Dick? Cock? Schlong?"
"Kyaaahaha! Are you crazy?!"
And so, the search results followed.
"It says something different every year?"
"The most recent data says roughly 13 cm. Girth is around 11 to 12 cm?"
"So that's why girth matters when buying condoms."
"So I've only been meeting small guys all this time..."
"I've only met big guys."
The girls chattered about the newly learned fact, mostly applying it to their own experiences.
Meanwhile, An Seo-ra, who had no sexual experience, recalled the only dick she had ever seen.
'The one I saw back then was definitely...'
An Seo-ra's hand inched stealthily under the table, as if grasping something.
'Huk.'
An Seo-ra realized that Kang Cheol-jin's dick far exceeded the average in both length and girth.
*
Pi Ah-reum let out a choked, breathless cry.
"Slo—slowly! I said slowlyyy!"
"You said you'd drain my soul today, didn't you?"
"Ugh, shit! I'll drain it all, so just go slow at first, I said! Yours is so big, you know!"
Kang Cheol-jin smiled proudly and granted Pi Ah-reum's request.